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D2 TODAY HONOLULU STAR-BULLETIN THURSDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2004 THOUGHT OF THE DAY Anonymous: "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone." TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS Bo Diddley is 76. Actor Russ Tamblyn is 70. Folk singer Paul Stookey is 67. Singer Davy Jones is 59. NBC newscaster Matt Lauer is 47.

Actress-singer Tracey Ullman is 45. Golfer Tiger Woods is 29. Actress Kristin Kreuk is 22. i TODAY IN HISTORY In 1903, about 600 people died when fire broke out at the recently opened Iroquois Theater in Chicago. I .7 1 A DOW fC: i r1 I Cortney Harper Stoiyteller's trip to Tirkey fuels 'Arabian Nights' tales TELL ME ABOUT IT Carolyn Hax Boyfriend expects her to find him a job DEAR CAROLYN: I'm dating a man who works in information technology, is a brilliant artist and photographer when he chooses to be, is great with kids, has a BA in history, has no debt and minimal expenses, and hates his well-paying job.

So he's finally decided that he wants out of his career. He has no idea what he wants to do instead, he just wants to make the same money (right off the bat), and not hate what he's doing. This morning, before work, he suggested that he get his resume together and have me e-mail it out to all of my friends. Something felt really wrong about this to me, and I said so. I feel a little exploited.

He was very hurt and confused that I felt that way. He hasn't sent his resume in to any employment agencies, or even submitted it to other Jobs that I know of. Am I being stingy? Girlfriend andor Employment Agency Dear Girlfriend: Only if that's the new word for having integrity. Some people including your boyfriend, I imagine would see his idea as "networking." But since he hasn't so much as clicked a mouse on his own behalf, you suspect he's using you to avoid having to make any real effort himself, and you resent it. Totally reasonable position.

A position that I suspect you've been forming since long before he achieved career crisis. A brilliant artist "when he chooses to be?" Nice eye-blink editorial there. Anyway. Because you feel exploited, you're actually obligated not to send out that e-mail; it would be wrong to foist upon your friends anything you didn't appreciate having foisted upon you. Stand your ground.

If only chain e-mailees were so considerate. A MAZING STORIES: Storyteller Jeff Gere is back from Turkey with enough tales of real-life adventures for a new contemporary "Arabian Nights" show co-starring belly dancer Willow Chang as "The Russian." Ask him about it JUST SAY Their band is named Jeff Said No, but drummer "Sesame Street" characters Elmo, left, and Danl, who has asthma, talk to Dani's doctor on the new video "Sesame Street A is for Sesame Workshop, a nonprofit educational organization, is creating a series of museum learning experiences. Jeff Ilardi and keyboardist Tanouye both said "yes" asked to sit in with Darby Slick for four shows at the Esprit Nightclub. Slick and the guys played this past Monday and Tuesday. They wrap it up this coming Monday and Tuesday.

Show time is 9 p.m. GETTING INTO 'GREASE': If Cortney Harper (Jan) and Jason Harper (Roger) seem particularly convincing as tentative lovers during their big number, "Mooning," it's because they don't have to pretend. Yup', they're married David Schlumpf, who seems so perfectly cast as nerdy Eugene Florcyzk, is also the designated understudy for the role of hip disc jockey VInce Fontaine and is on track to take over the role of Fontaine later this spring And, it's gotta be said, after all these years, Frankle Avalon is still a class act and an engaging entertainer. He makes no secret of his age, and why should he? FYI, Avalon is 65 and looks 50 HAPPY BIRTHDAY: To "Uncle Tom" Moffatt, who is celebrating today also to Dion Donahue, Kahauanu Lake, Tommy Lake, Jade Moon and Bill Tapia (Saturday), and Jeff Peterson (Sunday) CONGRATULATIONS: To Noel Okimoto, whose Hoku Award-winning album, "Ohana," was one of five by artists with Hawaii ties reviewed in the December issue of Downbeat magazine, and the only one to receive a four-star rating. Ratings for the others ranged from ONE IN, ONE OUT: Peter Maharaj is adding the "Pre-Grand Opening" of his new Maharaja Ultra Lounge to the list of New Year's Eve events.

Call 923-RAJA for details Flash Hansen warns that "Due to the uncontrollable fact that the 1st Saturday of 2005 is January 1st, the ultimate hangover day there will be no SKYLiNE party at the Hanohano Room this weekend lens design, is the 18th recipient of the Sawyer award, which is presented to an individual "whose technological contributions have brought credit to the industry." "Tak has been and continues to be a leading design engineer," said Richard Edlund, chair of the Scientific and Technical Awards Committee. "His work with Panavision, in particular the technologies he has created, revolutionized the industry." He will receive his Oscar at the academy's Scientific and Technical Awards Dinner on Feb. 12, with portions of the ceremony to be included during the live 77th Academy Awards telecast on Feb. 27. Bobbitt acquitted of domestic violence LAS VEGAS John Wayne Bobbitt has been acquitted of charges that he battered family members during a fight over a sex toy.

A Las Vegas judge ruled Monday that Bobbin's 14-year-old stepson was to blame for the August fight and acquitted Bobbitt of domestic violence. Bobbitt gained notoriety in 1 993 when his first wife, Dion Donahue Mark mitri CPDMf when UI 1 HL oLLiL John Berger afjbergerstarbulletin.com SAGITTARIUS Nov.22-Dec.21 You might not be in the mood for what you have agreed to do. In any case, you follow through with a smile. Be aware of how much you are spending. Some might choose to go into work for a little while.

Radiate In the limelight CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19 You are particularly enjoying the moment. Some might be fortunate enough to get away or do something very different. Be open to discussing your long-term goals.

Think of what you want to change this coming year. Music helps you greet 2005. AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18 You have some strong feelings that you might want to share with someone else.

Your plans need to involve a special person. Don't stand on ceremony. Talks are productive. The theme is togetherness. PISCES Feb.

19-March 20 Others seek you out left and right You might even receive some last-minute invitations. Go and do what you want. Touch base with those you care about. Friendship plays a key role, even If you are working. Try to fit as much as you can Into one night The stars show the kind of day you'll have; Dynamic Positive Average Sco Difficult CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP Lorena, cut off his penis.

Monday's trial focused on a scuffle involving Bobbin's stepson and the boy's mother, Joanna Ferrell, who is Bobbin's wife of three years. Bobbitt, 37, had faced four misdemeanor battery counts. Witnesses testified the teen became enraged after finding a sex toy. He began throwing things around the living room until Bobbitt confronted him. When the boy shoved Bobbitt, Bobbitt pushed the boy to the ground and restrained him, witnesses for both sides testified.

Accounts varied whether Bobbitt ever punched the boy, who now lives with his father in New Mexico. After the acquittal, Municipal Court Judge Pro-Tem Gary Lang reprimanded Bobbitt for failing to attend court-ordered anger management classes after a 2003 domestic violence conviction and said he would suffer serious repercussions if he failed to show up for the remaining 23 weeks of classes. Outside the courtroom, Bobbitt said he was thrilled with his acquittal, saying "I've never been so happy with the judicial system." Associated Press ARIES March 21-April 19 Nurture yourself and do what is necessary to perk up. Some might want to clear out some work, whereas others opt for extra zzz's. Think New Year's resolutions.

TAURUS April 20-May 20 You have a mischievous twinkle in your eye as you kiss this year good-bye. Whatever you do, you add to the atmosphere and mood of the celebration. If you can, take off early. Opt for different New Year's plans. Follow the music.

Or put on music if you stay home. GEMINI May21-June20 You might want to stay home and nestle in. If you have to work, call it an early day. Your personal touch makes a big difference In your relationships and associations. Confirm that you and a family member are on the same page.

CANCER June21-July22 Though you might be a bit irritable as the day begins, you feel much better as the New Year greets you. List the people you want to call to wish a happy New Year. Your calls and wishes touch the recipients. Don't stay in, unless you throw a party. Celebrating suits your mood.

i You can reach John Berger Science exhibit stars 'Sesame' characters NEW YORK "Sesame Street" characters have gone around the globe and into space, and soon they'll be exploring the human body. Sesame Workshop, a nonprofit educational organization, is creating a series of museum learning experiences and "Sesame Street Presents: The Body" is first up. It will premiere at the Arizona Science Center in Phoenix in May and run through November, when it begins touring U.S. cities through 2010. The exhibit will emphasize scientific investigation and de-' velopmental- and curriculum-based learning goals for children ages 2 to 8.

Lens designer wins honorary Oscar BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. Noted movie camera engineer Takuo Miyagishima will receive a Gordon E. Sawyer honorary Oscar from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Miyagishima, a longtime employee of the Panavision camera company specializing in Prince To'o the seer toward the Royal Residence of King Kavawai and Queen Tuberosa, the sister of To'o. Following from the edge of the crowd with her cousin Pualani was the Princess Tuberosa La'a, for she and all of the matrilineal La'a line were ali'i who walked among their people.

"I do," she whispered again to Pualani, "I do think he's the one." "Every girl should be so lucky to have such a Long Man," Pua said with a naughty sigh and a wink. "It's more than thatHe's already far surpassed any of the other young chiefs in their physical and religious testing. And he looks so so good." "But what about the musical test?" One of the things the princess liked about Pualani was that she was truthful and down to earth, not to mention earthy even by the standards of a people who lived inside the earth. And she was right. The musical testing was crucial, for men who married into the La'a line were expected to perform the ancient rituals, playing the pahu drum and the nose flute, dancing the hula, as much as an offering for the gods as foreplay for the queen.

When the throng reached the entrance to the Royal Residence, a grand cavern off the TOMORROW'S HOROSCOPE Carolyn Hax is a columnist with the Washington Post. Write her co Washington Post, Style Plus, 1150 15th St. NW, Washington D.C., 20071. Or e-mail her at: tellmewashingtonpost.com -to v- MY KIND OF TOWN Don Chapman TUBERS Sacred foreplay The Tube The news sped ahead of the procession, and soon Tubers young and old were rushing to see for themselves the brave young Oahu warrior who after consulting with the bones of Kamehameha had predicted trouble in what was called the King's Cave, then so bravely swam into the cave and, with a swift poke to the eye, dispatched the giant eel that was trying to force itself inside. "Kaneloa!" they cheered, showering him with tuberose petals.

"Kaneloa saved The Tube!" And now, -having revisited the Great King's bones, Kaneloa was being led by LEO You could go over the deep end with extravagance and indulgence. Remember, you don't have to do anything to attract others. The Lion's desirability is well known. Do you want to make a New Year's resolution? Be good to yourself too. VIRGO Aug.

2iSept. 22 You happily enter the New Year with the Moon in your sign. Your desires are highlighted. Don't hesitate, especially with a romantic tie or a loved one. Others will have a good time if they are with you.

Smile and greet 2005 beaming. LIBRA Sept. 2SOct. 22 Some days still might be difficult even with all the major positive transits in your sign. Today you are out of kilter.

Hide out or lie low. Allow yourself to reflect on what you want. You can make it so this coming year. Tonight: Vanish. SCORPIO Oct.23-Nov.21 You enjoy yourself In crowds.

You make the party wherever you are. You know what to say to help people who aren't into greeting the New Year with a smile. Around you, people beam. Royal Rotunda, Prince To'o ushered Kaneloa inside, followed by a few of the other Kane priests. The princess and Pualani, meanwhile, dashed around the corner and into the service entrance.

Kaneloa was soon being led into the fabulous throne room and facing the king and queen, reclining on two EZ-Boy loungers. "Your excellencies, I present Kaneloa!" He told them of the young Oahu chiefs mysterious arrival "by Ola," goddess of life, not by The Tube, and reminded them that he himself had predicted the future king would arrive today. He also told of Kaneloa's acts of devotion and bravery. "He has proved his religious devotion to the gods and to Kamehameha. He has proved his courage and strength by spearing the great mo'o.

I recommend Kaneloa be considered as the princess' future husband." "First, I would like to see him dance hula and play the pahu." It was the princess. She was lovely in every way. Kaneloa's heart began to race faster even than when he smelled the eel's hungry breath. For those born December 31 You instinctively make the right choices this year. You have the ability to detach and see the big picture.

You will want to think through Important decisions and surround yourself with people who don't think rigidly. You will strive to learn more, whether through travel or taking a class or two. A foreigner or someone very different could influence your life and thinking. you are single, be open to different styles, but check out the apple of your eye carefully. You are unusually sensitive.

If you are attached, you will gain more understanding of your sweetie. Share more of yourself, even if you find it a bit scary. Capricoms will see gains in their public life, possibly professionally. VIRGO can nitpick. Don Chapman is the editor ofMidWeek His serialized novel runs weekdays.

E-mail him at dchapmanmidweek.com.