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ti-2 Friday. August 2. 1996 Stor-JUullctin PEOPLE Cruise sues mag over sterile' statement DEAR AB BY By Abigail Van Buren Don'tdfbrget the older child PIGGING OUT: Muppet Miss Piggy makes her TV ad debut Sunday dur-ing NBC's Olympic broadcast, sharing the screen, but not the chips, with fashion model Vendela, Paramount Motion Picture Group chairman Sherry Lansing. Police cleared Hollywood Boulevard theaters, restaurants and shops, as well as street traffic, when a suspicious package was spotted under viewing stands erected for Lansing's ceremony. The suspected device proved harmless and the street was reopened.

1 Don't blow it Who ever thought blowing your nose could be fatal? It could have been for Nicolas Villarruel, 29, of Denver, after a machine blew up Monday at the plant where he worked and lodged a dangerous explosive charge in his nose, The machine loads a charge equal to five big M-80 firecrackers into a small device that activates car air bags. But the device became stuck in the man's nose when the machine exploded. He was escorted to a local hospital by the county bomb squad and was operated on partly under water because the initiator is activated by air. "We were all on edge," Dr. Michael Gor-2 don told the Rocky Mountain News.

Had the trigger exploded the man could have been killed. From Star-Bulletin wire services Tom Cruise is suing a German magazine for $60 million for calling him a sterile man with "a zero sperm count." Cruise filed the defamation suit in Los Angeles superior court this week, contending that the magazine Bunte fabricated an interview in which it quoted Cruise as saying he was "sterile" and "cannot produce children." lawsuit says the 34-year-old Cruise is not sterile. It also says he "feels strongly that people who are sterile should not be reviled or subjected to ridicule for that condition." Cruise and his wife Nicole Kidman have two adopted children. The suit says Cruise did not make the statement and was not even asked about the subject during the interview. The magazine had no immediate comment Pennywise ex-bassist found dead The former bass player in the popular California punk band Pennywise has died of a gunshot wound, and police say they're treating it as a possible suicide.

Jason Thirsk, 27, had been dead for at EAR ABB I am the mother of a 3-year-old boy and a 2- month-old daughter. Associated Press least a day when his girlfriend discovered his body on Monday evening at his home in Hermosa Beach, police said. Thirsk apparently had been despondent since splitting with Pennywise several months earlier. Bomb scares the stars away A bomb scare forced the evacuation of a two-block stretch of Hollywood Boulevard Wednesday night The scare followed Walk of Fame induction ceremonies honoring TELEVISION TONI GH Like any proud parent, I love the chance to show off my children and the attention we receive in supermarkets, church, the mall. People constantly stop to comment on "that adorable baby." They ask her age, who she looks like, how much she weighed at birth whatevef is on their minds.

I'm always happy to talk, but I dread it now because they ignore my; son. Through the interviews, his little face is bright and interested, but his sweet face crumples when he realizes that, yet again, no one notices him. It breaks my heart to see him hurt like that Please remind your readers that children of all ages ha ve feelings. He's so proud of ber ing the big brother, and he would love to tell anyone about her if only they would ask him. It's hard for a child suddenly to go from being the only child to invisible wheii a baby is around.

Friends who stopped by with gifts for the baby were no different. They give him a pat on the head and say, "No, this is for your sister." I anticipated that and kept little gifts wrapped for him in case visitors forgot him, but it's not the same. Anything, even a balloon meant especially for him, would have made his day. Older children don't need anything expensive; they just want to know they are remembered. A little gesture would mean the world and might prevent some deep-rooted sibling resentment OLDEST SIBLING, TOO DEAR OLDEST SIBLING: Thank you for a wonderful letter.

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Sunday, Wai- pahu High School cafetorium. Donation children free. Presented by Ewa Orchid Society. Little Tokyo walking tour: With Shige Yoshitake, 9 to 11 a.m. Costs $5.

Call Kapiolani Community College at 734-9211. Meadow Gold Healthy Baby Contest: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Ward Warehouse Amphithe: ater. Finals 10 a.m. to noon Sunday at Bishop Museum.

Presented by Honolulu Chinese Jaycees. Queen Liliuokalani Reiki nula Competition: Hula 'aua-na, noon, Blaisdell Arena. Tickets $6.50 and $7.50. Call the Kalihi-Palama Culture Arts Society at 521-6905. BayFest '96: Carnival rides and games, fitness fair and more, noon to midnight Saturday and noon to 10 p.m.

Sunday, Kaneohe Marine Corps Base Hawaii. Admission $2 general, $1 children; just $1 Sunday. Call 254-2386: "Tales of the Moonlit Bus tour of Waianae and dinner, with kumu hula Keone Nunes and storyteller' Glen Grant 3 to 10 p.m. Costs $45. Call Honolulu TimeWalks at 943-0371.

"Bulletin Board' is an enter- tainment-oriented column thai runs Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday, Send items tuQ weeks in advance to: Bulletin Board, Honolulu Star-BuUetm, Box 3080, Honolulu 96S02 pr Is it live, taped live, tape delayed or just confusing? What you're watching already happened, but with videotape who could tell? We sure won't). Let NBC weasel with its catchall "plausibly live" label, which makes as much sense as calling me "plausibly Antonio Bandera Meanwhile, many viewers are wondering if there isn't a fundamental difference between a cept of "live TV" can be disorienting. For instance, the word "live" crops up in the title of a popular weekday talk show. But if you don't happen to catch the so-called "Live With Regis and Kathie Lee" at 9 a.m. Eastern time, the word for what you're seeing is "history." It's the same for a big chunk TUB TAL Talking TV It is that "real time" attribute that Rosie O'Donnell likes about her daytime talk show (which airs certifiably live on many stations at 10 a.m.

Eastern, but not in Hawaii): Her hourlong show takes her one hour to do, and not a nanosecond more. As O'Donnell explained, "I don't want 12 people in the control room going, 'Hold it, I think that you could have been funnier with Dora DeLuise. Let's bring him back and re-do the When it's over at II a.m., it's over." Even if in some markets it doesn't air until the afternoon. Tape tames the unexpected. Even after two decades, "Saturday Night Live" producer Lome Michaels attributed "the magic of the show" to its adrenaline-pumping liveness.

'The performers know they only have the one shot," he said, "and they have to rise to the occasion." Just like at the Olympic Games which is why you might say they make for plausibly good TV. Too bad NBC's "plausibly live" coverage plays its own games. Br Frazier Moore Associated Press Let's talk about "live TV." I hate to admit it, but several minutes elapsed between the writing of that first sentence and this one. I had to get a soda and make a phone call. My point: This sure isn't live TV.

Then again, what is? The question has arisen during the past two weeks of NEC's Summer Olympics coverage. That's because of the network's don't-ask, don't-tell policy governing which portions are live (as in: Takes place while you watch) and which are Memorex (as in: of "Saturday Night Live's" audience: By the time you West Coast viewers hear that familiar refrain "Live, from New York back in New York, the after-show party is coming alive. In both instances, you saw live TV after the fact You witnessed a past live state already seen by millions as it was captured for replay in any subsequent present A puzzling variation: Even if a program isn't telecast live, it is still called "live on tape" if it was performed and recorded continuously, in real time, for later sports event that unfolds as we observe it, so that we're in synch with the athletes, literally sharing the moment, discovering with them if they'll win or lose and an event whose winner is already decided and entered in the record books by the time we see its And many also are wondering if, no matter how gold NBC's Nielsens, it isn't a bit dishonest to blend real-live live TV with the other thing into a soup where past and present taste the same. But even when NBC isn't taking us through its Olympian time warp, the con- i.