The Ogden Standard-Examiner from Ogden, Utah • 15

THE OGDEN STAN DARD-EXAMINER TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 14 1937 By WILLIAMS With MAJOR HOOPLE OUT OUR WAY i OUR BOARDING HOUSE JlS CUZ GliAMFAW This Curious World Fergusorr PUT THOSE TIRE CHAINS BACK IN THE QARACE? SAID NEVER PD IT A CLEAN MODERN NO DUST NO WALKS TO CLEAN AFTER THAWS NO TRACKIN' ASHES INTO HOUSE NO- ASHES 0 nmiiA hawstamdford for the TRIFUNO SUA CP 2 TO COVER TRANSPORTING MY OFFICE CHAIR FROM MY LAST PLACE OF BUSINESS OUR OFFICE IS FULLY EQUIPPED UMF-FLJFF-THe DESK FOUND IN THE BACK ROOM BR-R-RUPp-Pc A FEW SIGNS IN THE WINDOW TO LET THE PASSERS-BY KNOW WHAT COMMODITY WE HAVE TO offer AND ARE ALL WE NEED NOW IS A SUPPLY OF ST NICKS WHAT PO NDU BAIT TH TRAP WITH TO GET THEM TO PARK THEIR REINDEERS IN YER STALL? WHY NOT DRESS ONE UP AND STAND HIM OUT IN FRONT ON TH' STILL END OF A BELL FOR A DECOY? ARE KJOT ALL MADEOPWE SAAAtZ AAATERALV THREATS AND COUNTER THREATS By Thornton Burgess This statement none will refute two at least in a dispute Mother Nature Citium AAEL ARE THE ORISMAI PRESERVED bones some are ond stone casts PORAAED WHEN THE BONIE ENCASED IN MUD ROTTED AWAY STILL ANOTWER PORAA IS THAT" OF TRUE! PETRIFIED BONE WHERE! EACH DETAIL OF BONE STRUCTURE IS REPRESENTED IN STONE II 5 'I- i I COP 137 MCA SERVICE WO ft rins oyvsT ST NICKS TH COPft! ice mi WHV MOTHERS- SET GRAY 1 IZ-V con 193TBV NEA SE8VCE INC REG 5 MT Off By MARTIN Good Hunting Boots! BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES KOVO'RE Too II GREW: I NBOfefe 1 jfT OPING SVVXY TDD SETTER 1 VWE TAKS V0A5 A SREAK i I SOT AVsJAY WITHOUT VMS ASHIMS TOO MAKiV THE Vi HEVP VOAViTEOU KMMM VOEUYOO iOfeT TAKE a SE BACH BW3RVVV ake8 KEEP H'EYE BOOTB ki a 1 HAK Kovi pus-b £5 -the ANCIENTS BELIEVED that the DEW WHICH ACCUMULATED UPON THE PLANT KNOWN AS STTGMVS 1M2Z7? DURING "THE NIGHT preceding ST JOHN'S DAY HEAUNG POWERS rx-w (S EARLY DAYS IN OGDEN FROM OUR FILES H- Ir other words there must be more than one party to a dispute There has to be two sides There may be severaj on one side and only one on the other but there must be two sides or there is no dispute There was every indication that there was about to be a dispute in the Woodhouse Night club and to Tommy Sue and Sammy looking on it promised to be a serious dispute Indeed Sue and Sammy were growing more and more uneasy and wondering if it would not be an act of wisdom and discretion to retreat before the dispute took violent form However the hostess of the club sitting in the midst of the disputants seemed not at all disturbed and so Sue and Sammy decided to remain In the lap of their hostess was one wearing stripes Glaring up at him were four wearing black masks This one was of cburse Jimmy Skunk The others were Mother Coon and three of her children big sturdy children more -than two-thirds the size of their mother So it was four to one Jimmy deliberately climbed down to the floor Mother Coon growled and showed her sharp teeth It was a threat The three children growled and showed their teeth Here were more threats Jimmy did not appear in the least disturbed by these threats He simply raised his great tail a little higher so that it was almost straight up This was both a warning and a counter threat Mrs growl became a snarl The growls of the three young Coons became snarls There were more threats They had an ugly sound especially to Sue and Sammy Jimmy retreat a step Instead he advanced a step Then with a suddenness that was startling he stamped He slapped the board floor with his front feet so hard that the sound could be heard at the back of the kitchen It was a counter threats and the four Coons hastily backed a step As for Sue she was so startled that she exclaimed right out and at the same time moved Four Coons lunged together for that cat hole which was their private entrance But Jimmy Skunk even glance toward the kitchen door bat an declared Sammy He merely stood looking toward the cat hole where Mother Coon's inquiring face and appeared al- A JLM '(jchLA21L21JtA vice inc bec a A pat fbC 20 YEARS AGO By HAMLIN No Road Back! 50 YEARS AGO It is rumored a special train will be provided between Ogden and Battle Creek by the Union Pacific soon ALLEY OOP rr Charles Noble a former Standard reporter writes to his mother from San Diego that he is now a Jack Tar in the aviation section of the navy and will be retained at the naval training station WELL I 3 WEAR! TWATSGUZ UP THEKE'i MV GOSHTH CLIFF DOWN' POO GUZ'LL BE DASHED TPIECE5 ON GROUND safe: BEHIND IS ALL GONE-' I Vvi UlMJ ra--- 'A NOW HE CANTC I GET DOWN Ay iH-f' 'A WAS iw CLOSE CALL BUT LOOK' It is reported there are 83 inmates in the penitentiary on unlawful cohabitation convictions and eight on polygamy convictions serving for periods of from six months to two years William Lowe collector has law suits to collect delinquent school tuition fees AW SOU "GUYS DON'T NEED T'WORRV'iP I'LL 6rr ALONG OLAY' 3TICK AROUND AND SEE December 12 city inspectors shut off water service at more than 100 homes in Ogden because of water tax delinquencies announces Miles Jones city commissioner -iTrH- fc jry i- a A 'E HEC AT OFF C0fl937 BYKEA SCRVH-t WC By authorization of the distributing committee of the federal food administration the base price of sugar throughout the country has advanced from $725 to $735 per By CRANE And That! 4 WASH TUBBS IF ANYBODY TROTS HER AND WHO THE around it'll be WASH NOT YOU I VQU TO BE GWM6 ME Too HEARD tAE Sf EITHER SHEi STATS eyaESiwoNW BUT BEVERLY'S FATHER 15 A FRIEND Of TVS INVITED HER TO THE DANCE WITH US USTEM VOUf SHARE MV WITH NO ORE! The Eden postoffice will in a few days be re-established Registered voters in the Summit school district in Weber county have been notified a meetipg will be held December 22 to levy a tax of one half of i one per cent on taxable property The partnership of Newton and Enoch Farr has been dissolved I Newton Farr will continue the business and Enoch will retire 0 Wyoming coal mines are humming at capacity and are producing- coal as fast as the railroads can transport it to the markets accordingTo Ell-mgson traffic manager of the Ogden Logan and Idaho railroad company 'A Rufus Allen of RIverdale died I at his home December 14 of pneumonia He wtis 73 years -of age Arthur Brown of Roy son of Brown chairman of he county commission has gone Salt Lake City for training He has enlisted as an apprentice seaman 1 mix scvictTNtfm By BLOSSER Perfect Balance! FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Resenting alleged poor service by the Utah and Northern road to Logan a number of business men of Brigham City have offered the rdil road company $500 depot grounds and rights-of-way to extend its road from Ogden into Cache valley SONWA IT TRUE-THE wand that POCKS THE SUCH THING AND GET AW FIT YOURSELF PROBLEMS Mayor Heywood announces that only those between the ages of 21 and 31 inclusive on June 5 1917 are subject to selective draft service wot going THRU LIFE WORKING WITH YOUR YOU HAVE A BRAIN I AND GOING You work Ward MOM GOSH I GUESS BE RICH IP THERE WAS SOME WAV' FOR YOU TO COLLECT TIME-AND-A-HALF FOR WHAT lONNA DON'T WORRY GOW MAKE OUT ARE HARD FOR US NOW BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS COMES ALONG HELP "TH TM AT: OVERTIME Yawn Sc At the monthly meeting of the governing board of the Brigham -ity Commercial club the members recently went on record as a movement to secure possible an temple there Connected with Ogden a telephone exchange should receive considerable support in Brigham City The people of that city want telephone connections The people of Cache valley are awaiting to be connected with Ogden by telephone A Logan genius claims to have invented a railroad car brake that is superior to the Westing-house air-brake A REh ffS setvtcg1 VL -A By LANK LEONARD Answer In Negative! MICKEY FINN 7 The following officers of the Dix-Logan post of the local A were recently elected: Smethers commander Brown vice commander Terry junior vice commander and Crossman adjutant Allen Joseph Stout of Burley Ida a former resident of Ogden died December 11 at the age of 72 years He left Ogden for Idaho 20 years ago MR FINN IT'S BEING DEVELOPED NOW BUT MIT GOIOMAKI 1 DON'T WANTA MAKE ANOTHER I ANITA GO HOME AND BE AND YOU'LL HAVE A PRINT READY TOMORROW? DARLING v- MAYBE YOU TOO LATE CAN GET "THEY THE MONEY FINISHED THE BACK BEFORE PICTURE your uncle yesterda pWD ONLY GOT ENOUGH LEFT TO pay FOR WELL MlCKEY-ITLL TAKE YOU A LONG TIME TO PAY ME THEtASOO YOUR UNCLE BORROWED ON A YOU'D BETTER THINK IT OVER yy A COP AGAIN Farmers of northern Utah are anxious for rain They shake their heads when asked about crop prospects for next summer Shipping of pork and poultry has become an important try in Cache valley Large quantities are shipped out over the country yearly WU C3 THE developing 1 Mrs Harbertson Jr died December 11 at the Del hospital She was bom In Slater-ville In 1886 and lived there until she married Mr Harbertson The branch house of the George A Lowe company of i Ogden at Logan has suspended operations for the winter but 'will open up again next spring 4 Jimmy appear the least bit disturbed by the threats most instantly Then he turned and climbed back in the hospitable lap of Aunt Sally He resumed his meal as if nothing had happened She looked up any said she and stroked him guess it is a good said Tommy he was at all nervous he might use that scent of his when it really think those Coons are cowards if you ask said Sammy were four to one all as big or bigger than Jimmy yet they ran away from him They were afraid of Tommy shook his head exactly afraid but they respected his ability and different forget how two Coons made Bowser the Hound and Flip the Terrier quit last admitted Sammy if that bunch afraid why did they all run away from Jimmy just He didnt have anything to do with making them run It was Sue who frightened them If we keep still come replied Tommy He was right Presently Mother Coon and her whole family were in there six of them altogether Then it was six to one yet Jimmy Skunk held his own There were threats and counter threats There was growling There was snarling' There was stamping of feet And in the very midst of it sat the hostess talking gently soothingly unperturbed as she sought to keep peace (Copyright 1937 by Burgess I (F) l-T WmtlM Ttel SO THEY SAY- By NORMAN MARSH Crime Never Pays! DAN DUNN They called me a Faith Bacon recount ing her experience when held up by bandits Emma Lucy Gates Utah contralto-soprano will sing at the Orpheum theatre New night In and She is now on her way to Utah from New York City GIANT STANDS 7 FT IN NORTH WILKESBORO North reputedly tallest and no one has challenged his claim amazed citizens herq today He is Judd Scott Grassy Creek Ashe county who stands 7 feet 3 inches high and weighs 290 pounds He wears a number 17 shoe NOW NOW CALM DOWN-ILL HELP YOU I HAVENT HAD A SHOT OF DOPE IN THREE OAYS--IM GOING CRAZY TELL VOU I'M I'LL BE GOING CRAZV out of HERE in TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A PEDDLER AND ILL SEE IF I CAN 00 SOMETHING- XVE GOT TO HAVE A SMOT-OOM WHY WON'T SOMEONE SHELP IN A COUPLE OF CAYS LLGO CRAZV-I CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT BUT HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST NO NO TRUST ANYONE NOW NOW MAZIE HELP i TELL ME WHERE I CAN I FIND A PEDDLER-TLL TRY TO ARRANGE IT A OAV OR TWO-IF TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THE STUFF SMUGGLE IT IN FOR VOU Of all the difficult people with whom you have to contend the worst are artists Sir Seymour Hicks English actor giving advice to a group of young doc tors UT THAT NIGHT WITH MAXIE'S NERVES SCREAMING FOR THE EVIL DRUG SLOWLY DESTROYING HER SHE BEGINS SCREAMING FOR A NARCOTIC TO EASE HER TORTURE KAY ATTEMPTS TO COMFORT HER Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain disucussing war threats A free press is far more than a publisher's privilege It is a rigljt of the Herbert Hoover i dJ LirLA SP 9 jdi The basic need today is to foster the full application of the driving force of private capital Secretary of Treasury Henry Morgenthau Jr Re Off 1 HI i An essential factor for success in any endeavor to bring about a settlement is the co-operation of the United England's nwm6 I- 22 The next storyj.