Honolulu Star-Bulletin from Honolulu, Hawaii • 28

C-8 Honolulu Star-Bulletin Thurjday, December 23, 1976 Around Hollywood Some Gifts That Money Can't Buy A stereo rendition of Randy New MUM' S. 3 "1 -vtl I A- v. i By Marilyn Beck N.V. Times Service HOLLYWOOD Happy Holidays to you all! And to some famous folks, selections from my annual catalog of gifts for those who have everything but some of the things money can't buy. To Truman Capote: A case of snickers.

And a course of acting lessons. To Paul Newman: A hit. To Mac Davis: A miss or a Ms. To Sally "Sybil" Field: 16 Emmys. To Burt Reynolds: Sally Field for a bride.

To Dinah Shore: Happiness. To Bob Dylan: Retirement before he totally tarnishes his mystique as the messiah of pop music. To Freddie Prinze (whose wife is calling off their marriage of IS months): A new Prinze-ess. To Michael Landon, creator and star of "The Loneliest Runner," the TV movie based on his childhood bedwetting experiences: A little outhouse on the prairie. Tofilmmaker Ingmar Bergman, in self-imposed exile in Munich: A picture of his Swedish homeland to go with his income tax-evasion frame.

To Jimmy Connors' mother-manager: A first edition of Oedipus Rex. To Billy Carter: Ronald Reagan's crying towel. man's "Maybe I'm Doing Wrong." To director Bob Altman: An editor. To Ryan O'Neal: A role in another Tatum O'Neal picture. To director Peter Bogdanovich: Another "Paper Moon." To Dick Van Dyke: A TV break worthy of a worthy man.

To Don Rickles: Good will. To Lana Turner: Good luck' and a good movie assignment. To Patty Hearst: Peace. To CBS: Better ratings. To the American public: Better TV shows.

To Margaux Hemingway: A three-year course of intensive study at The Actor's Studio. To all those executives responsible for the television and movie products that mold the minds of millions: Wisdom and restraint. To Carol Burnett: A gig at the Bolshoi, now that she's conquered the Met. To Mary Tyler Moore: Tinker's toys. To Grant Tinker: Some Moore top TV series.

To the presidents of CBS, NBC and ABC: Mandatory screenings of Paddy Chayevsky's 'Network" at least once a week. A For Louise Lasser, a new hairdo. For Lee Majors, an expression. For Billy Carter, Ronald Reagan's crying towel. To Lee Majors: Any expression at all.

To Henry Winkler, who's so concerned his identity will be lost by "Fonz" fame: An H.W. signature tie. belt. shirt. shorts.

To "A Star is Born" director Frank Pierson: A copy of Alice Cooper's "Welcome to My For Margaux Hemingway, acting lessons. To Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Warner: Wedding ring glue. To Elton John, David Bowie, Joan Baez, Ken Olfson and all the rest who've felt compelled to come out of the A recording of Judy Collins' "Both Sides Now." To Robert Shaw, who'll be a father for the 10th time in January: tomatoes, and a clear shot at Bar-bra Streisand. To producer Jimmy Komack: A bomb shelter. To California's Gov.

Jerry Brown: A Linda Ronstadt pinup pix. To Kris Kristofferson: A cover-up. To McLean Stevenson: A new expression. To Robert Blake: A bath. To Ron "Happy Days" Howard: A roll in the mud.

Or the hay. To Elizabeth Ray: A copy of the Emmett Grogan novel, "Final Score." To Barbra Streisand: Hair straightener. To Louise Lasser: A grownup hair style. To Johnny Carson: A basket of ON STAGE-TO NITE ADULT MOVIES ENTERTAINMENT Alas, No Report on Santa 9 yi SUPER STUD BUTCH nnrmTaTniiMirrnwnii im i i w. K' i vm, li WILLIAMS THEATRES i I ffl a MAI THI FINEST IN ADUIT ENTERTAINMENT AND Jack Clone's World lonoul NAKED mttOT ii, i ni ii jj.

im NO PASSES Starts Today Limited Engagement On the Air if AITCDC MAJ0RV Ar I rurnv Hire Phil Mayer 5 IIH1 ran 8:15 'til 10:30 survfssjr MAJORED mm ADULT MOVIES ENTERTAINMENT ill Edward Villella of the New York City Ballet. Composer and conductor will be Robert Maxwell, a noted harpist. ry r- r- r- r- r- i nTC rrTT'n i nnrm This will be the first Christmas Eve since I was about 45 and had begun to pretend to believe the other kids at the bar who said there was no Santa Claus that none of the military services is going to provide local radio stations with hourly reports as Santa approaches Oahu. KGMB-radio will rebroadcast some old radio shows Christmas Day and among those featured will be the late great comedy team of Abbott and Costello. INUHDUUTIMCCOIO Co-1etur DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL if "GLORIA COMES HOME" -k pus "KID SISTER" J-f( 42 N.

HOTEL STREET PH: 533-3149 ADULT MOVIES ENTERTAINMENT Our Token of Appreciation to the Patrons of The Rex, Penthouse Waipahu Theatres A One-Week Christmas Special ADMISSION ONLY 2. 50 tit itit imiiHnin tttttt MOVED OVER! 6:00 Cent. The 23 persons who work for KGU-radio are preparing an original play. "Da Christmas Story," for airing at 7 p.m. Christmas Eve.

It is about orphans who live in the "Kukui Cottages" being turned out into the cold by a developer who wants to build a condominium. From 8 to 8:45 p.m. Christmas Eve, the station will offer "Scrooge," a movie sound-track with voices added by Susan Dris-coll and others. From 9:30 to 11:30 p.m. the station will air Christmas Eve services live from Kawaiahao Church.

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Sometime early next year, KITV's present 371-foot transmitter antenna will be dismantled and replaced by an 100-foot antenna atop the Ala Moana Hotel. The new mast, which will be put in place by helicopters, will cost "more than $200,000," according to the station. Because the hotel is 400 feet tall, the top of the antenna will be 500 feet above the street. The most notable change will be an improvement of KITV's service in the Waikiki area where K1TV viewers have had problems ever since the construction of the condominium at 1350 Ala Moana, which is between KITV's present antenna and Waikiki. KHON's present antenna is 359 feet tall; KGMB's is 438.

SADDLE" co-feature 'The Coming of Angio" PIUS SWINGING CO-HIT "HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD" O) tT Mm I iillJUinuiiittJiirmmirr Waimm KQMQ-radio, an FM station, will air the rock opera "Jesus Christ Superstar" at 8 p.m. Christmas Eve and "The Beatles Story: Part 1" from 1 to 8 p.m. Christmas Day. Part 2 will be offered from 1 to 8 p.m. on New Year's Day.

I h' I Esquire Theatre ALL GIRL CAST i The only theatre with PRIVATE jg I nnniir tTAit cuauic 1KS3 Hawaii's Fabulous RISQUE TUOATRE all Male movies TWO NEW FEATURES EVERY FRIDAY PERSONAL 3UNGE 2 FILMS EROTICA "TURNABOUT" HUS "DIFFERENT DRUMMER" 32 N. HOTEL ST. OPEN 24 HOURS MY HUSBAND THE PRODUCER Co-feofuro LET ME COUNT THE LAYS starring the tncredibl JOHNNY WADD Special Sonus AGONY OF LACE, LASH AND LOVE cms cms cms The "Roundabout" KHET 'offers at 7 p.m. today includes film of a Loggins and Messina rock concert, which was attended by 9,000 persons at Blaisdell Center; disco dancers from local high schools and a rock group. Vena and the Rock City Rollers, from Leilehua High School.

Kapiolani Community College students produce the "Roundabout" series, which is also seen Saturdays on KG MB. Semtqiis New Features Every Thursday "FORTUNE TELLER" nus "MOTHERS WISHES' PART It PART TEENAGE COVER GIRL sal1 lo LlVO Of STAGE (mi 39 N. Hotel St. Ph. Nana M.

Mu'ttott t.iO KGMB-radio will air a half-hour of Christmas music by Kamehameha Schools' choral groups at 6 p.m. Christmas Eve. On Christmas Day, the station will offer rebroadcasts of old radio shows as follows: 9:30 a.m. "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Chicken Man," 10 a.m. "Charlie McCarthy," 10:30 a.m.

"Abbott and Costello," 11 a.m. "Jack Benny," 11:30 a.m. "Amos and Andy," noon "Phil Harris and Alice Faye," 12:30 p.m. "The Life of Riley," 1 p.m. 'Milton Berle," 1:30 p.m.

"The Great Gilder-sleeve," 2 p.m. "Dragnet," 2:30 p.m. "Fibber McGee and Molly," 3 p.m. "The Whistler," 3:30 p.m. "Suspense," 4 p.m.

"Inner Sanctum" and 4:30 p.m. "Escape." 6 LIVE SHOWS ON STAGE at. KattltM 11:90 UM, rm I'M PM 10 PM 12:30 AM FOR LOVE OR MONEY ANDREA TRUE The Disco Queen is a.arf- back with KNDI radio offers an hour of poetry at 10 p.m. Wednesdays during which local poets read their own things. Host Bob Miller also lets persons who phone in read their poems on the air.

CLUB 10 AM Continuous nmt nut LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED LINDA AND CHERI 35 N. HOTEL ST. MORE-MORE-MORE! FAST BALL HEAD NURSE SEDUCTION PH. 5367864 I IIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQ mm. num.

mil inn. Of A I.MAIC CDATIA A 1 ki Mbb-llinitb LliW I IWH trnnlr IM it Oj 10 AM Continuous. 6 HOUR PCRN-0-THON Now for the OTHER news about Christmas of which the most striking is that KIKI-radio will air 30 hours of Christmas music, uninterrupted by commercials, beginning at 6 p.m. Christmas Eve and ending at 12:01 a.m. Dec.

26. an? a LIVE ON STAGE 12 01 01 MONA GET IT UP tot. MvtiiMa UiW VMM. "A HIGH SCHOOL iA IXROSEI Nce 2 PM 8 PM 10 PM MIDNIGHT SHOW FRIDAY SATURDAY JQ 0 JANE BOND COMING DOZEN MARRIED WOMAN BLOOMER GIRL SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT On Christmas Eve and the next day, radio disc jockeys will be doing the loneliest job in town. Each works in a windowless room so small and so full of equipment that submarine sailors would plead to be let out.

Many DJs must stand all the time they are on the air and their hands must be better than their voices. There is never a moment when there is no button to push, no cassette to select or no record to cue- up. But the worst part of the job must be the occasional feeling that you are talking to yourself. And can you imagine listening to four hours of Christmas carols in an empty building. I'd never make it as a DJ.

I'd go nuts. Merry Christmas. 4 JO 10 NOW PLAYINO FIRST RUN THE OUTIffC a UNDECIDED NEW FIIMS EVERT THURSDAY 01 01 Of 01 0T At 9:30 p.m. today KHET will offer "A Christmas Celebration" featuring music of the Renaissance from The Cloisters, the museum of the medieval in New York City. to 10 AM Ctntinuut 5 tMM niMS MAOAtlNfS NOVflTllt ON Al iicax Milt itiiNol out mcim looti Br- ttll tHttto 4 HOUR PORN-0-RAMA SOUTH of tho tOROERI HAWAIIAN GRAFFITI lOVf MUSCll lOVt ON SATURDAY FANTASY IN BLUE SAVAGE LUST An added starter, at 2:30 p.m.

Christmas Day on KHON, will be "Little Women," a ballet based on Louisa May Alcott's novel. Choreographer and star will Liyiyuiiuiianifi-ri xx.