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Saturday, May 13,1967 THE EDWARDSVILLE INTELLIGENCER PageS IK 'A Spy for Spy 1 Has Funny Moments Saturday'! TV Pravitwt BIST BET The Hollywood Pelece cloios out its season with Blng Crosby making his 18th appearance as host. As usual, it's a show tightly-packed with talent including the entire singing King family, right down to Marilyn's baby. Another high spot: Don Amcche and Frances Langford recreating their famous characters, The Bickersons. Frances and Bing also get together to rib Aineche on his great invention (the telephone) with a medley of 20 tunes like "All Alone by the Telephone." Song stylist Barbara McNalr is slightly great singing "You're Gonna' Hear From Me," and comedian Louis Nye will tickle your funnybone as a hipster making a bank loan. There's also Yonley, a pianist in the Victor Borge manner, and the Pollack Bros.

Elephants. p.m., Channel 2. Major League Batoball features the Atlanta Braves and the Pittsburgh Pirates from Forbes Field, Pittsburgh. 1:15 p.m.,; conclusion, Channel 5. ABC's Wido World of Is a triple threat with coverage of the World Invitational High Diving Championships from Las Vegas: the International Parachuting Championships from Bulgaria and the National AAtJ Gymnastic Championships from Northwestern State College.

Natchitoches. La. p.m.. Channel 2. Flipper.

The promise is that, In certain areas, the dolphin is superior to humans, and. with the amazing talents of this show's star, it is quite believable. It's all about i a wave which Flipper detects, and the flurry excitement cnuspd by Ranger Ricks' warning. But the storm doesn't materialize, or at least not right away, and the wrath of the townspeople descends on Flipper and friends. Can you guess the rest? Repeat.

p.m., Channel S. Tho Jeckle Gleeson Show. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Krnm- den spoofs himself In one of this series more imaginative and entertaining productions. As "Tie Honeymooners" leading light, he again lets his mouth get him into trouble by boasting of a friendship with Gleason. This leads to the Raccoons assigning Ralph tu invite Jackie to star at the annual dance.

Most of the fun comes when Ralph meets the real Art Carney, Sheila MacRae and Jane Kean and is shunned by the Great One. Repeat. p.m., Channel 4. Don't Eat tho Deities is turned over in large part to the Nash family's lively male quartet and an equally lively "ghost" who is acquainted with Joan and Jim. The improbable plot has the boys investigating a haunted house, inhabited by one Malcolm Darrington, an actor who never won any awards.

And that includes the ghostly role he plays for the boys. Harry Townes plays Malcolm. Repeat. p.m., Channel 5. Got Smart.

There is one terribly funny moment in "A Spy for a Spy." The Chief has been kidnapped by KAOS, and Maxwell Smart is determined to get him back, but not if it means exchanging the secrets of the country's latest laser powered missile detector. He gives KAOS a dummy one, and KAOS In return gives Smart a dummy Chief. Bernie Kopell is the villain. Repeat. p.m., Channel 5.

Million: Impoiiible concludes its suspenseful two-parter, "Old Man Out," which concerns Steven Hill and comrades trying to slip a Cardinal out of maximum security prison on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain. Story picks up where Martin Landau discovers tht churchman has been moved to a new jail. Masquerading as carnival performers, Hill and crew then stage a dandy but precarious es- cape, which unfortunately at the last minute goes wrong. Also watch for Barbara Bain and Mary Ann Mobley to provide a little side show of their own by pulling each other's hair. Repeat.

p.m., Channel 4. Pistols 'n' Petticoats. For a moment or two it looks as if there may be some fun. Julie Parrish turns up as Bitter Blossom, a girl who was stolen by the Indians when sh? was a child. Instead of greeting her pa (Jack Albertson) with a gentle hug and a squeeze she tackles him as if he a mean coyote, and almost claws him to death.

Rest of the show sinks into inane trivia. Repeat. p.m, Channel 4. Saturday Night it tho Movioi. "The Man Who Knew Much" is second-rate Alfred Hitchcock.

Nevertheless, this 1956 film has some exciting moments as James Stewart and Doris Day play "all American tourists" on a holiday in Morocco who get mixed up with a murder plot. Anxious moments include ones in which their small son is kidnapped. Miss Day frets. Stewart groans and says "gawsh." Repeat. p.m., Channel 5.

Guntmokt. The morals of Marsha. Dillon are sorely put to the test on this action-packed outing. It's one loyalty pitted against another when a crowd of fun-starved cowboys i Dodge City, threatening good naturedly to tear it apart. The group is lead by a trail boss who recently saved Dillon's life, and the problem of what to do awaits the marshal's decision.

But not for long. Repeat. 9-10 p.m., Channel! OUT OUR WAY Sunday's TV BEST BETS Tho NBC Theatre comes up with another winner with "A Boston Pops Concert for Youngsters." Arthur Fiedler (who else?) conducts a program which consists of Saint- Saens' witty "Carnival of Animals" dnd Benjamin Britten's "The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra." During the Saint-Saens piece, artist Lisl Well (who appeared on a Children's Theatre show a season ago) will draw animals in time to the music. Ogden Nash's verses about the music can swim sitting down; for pure conceit, he takes the crown. He looks in the mirror over and over and claims never to have head of are read by Hugh Downs.

p.m., Channels. Galileo. Joe Darion, who wrote the lyrics for "Man of La Mancha," and Ezra Laderman, who has scored many TV specials, have collaborated on this oratorio about the 16th Century Italian physicist. Ara Berberian, David Clatworthy, Ray de Voll, Joanna Simon and Fred Mayer are the principal singers. a.m., Channel 4.

Jack Paar and a Funny Thing Happened on tho Way to Holly wood is a great show for movie buffs. Paar's guests are Bob Newhart and Judy Garland (picked by Paar because he says she's "one of the great raconteurs among but the real stars of the show are the film clips. For instance Paar conducts a press conference with Gov. Ronald Reagan, with Reagan's answers being lines from his movies. A Busby Berkeley dance spectacle is seen with "Winchester Cathedral" and "Downtown" synchronized as the music.

One of the funniest segments shows bloopers made by Reagan, William Lundigan and John Payne as they were making World War II Army training films. 9-10 p.m., Channel 5. Moot tho Press. The vice president and premier of the Republic of China, C. K.

Yen, will meet the press in a live telecast from New York. p.m., Channel 5. Issues Answers. George Wallace, the man behind the Governor of Alabama, will dis- ByTslEG COCHRAN cuss bis Presidential aspirations. p.m., Channel 2.

The National Professional Soccer League travels north of the border to Toronto where the Falcons meet the Pittsburgh Phantoms. Jack Whitaker and Danny Blanchflower are the commentators. p.m., Channel 4. Tho Beautiful Blues and Rod Danube. There's a lot for scenery-watchers, a good bit for girl- watchers, and even a smattering of politics in this tour of the river from its Alpine source to its delta (magnificent scenery here) as it empties into the Black a Maximilian Schell narrates, and his recollections of his own boyhood in Vienna add a nice personal touch.

Repeat. 3-4 p.m., Channel 2. Tho 21st Century takes a look at the peaceful uses of atomic enargy in "The Mighty Atom." The show opens with some great photography showing two "atomic blasts without anger" in which the earth rises before being blown apart. Walter Cronkite interviews AEC Chairman Glenn Seaborg, who reveals that over 50 per cent of the AEC's budget is now devoted to beneficial uses of nuclear energy. "Breeder reactors" and "snap generators" are also examined.

p.m., Channel 4. Walt Disney's Wonderful WorW of Color begins a two- parter, "The Love of Willadean," with Terry Burnham as a young girl with two teen-agers seeking to gain her attention. Billy Mumy (now of Lost in Space) heads the cast, with Michael McGreevey and Roger Mobley as the rivals. Repeat. p.m., Channel 5.

The FBI. "The Assassin" is a tough case. Word is out that an American missionary bishop, with a peace offer from Red China, is coming to the U.S. where he will be assassinated. William Windom, in a very different characterization from his Farmer's Daughter role, is excellent as the seedy-looking killer.

Dean Jagger is the bishop. Repeat. 7-8 p.m., Channel 2. The Ed Sullivan Show, Leslie Uggams, who received great critical acclaim for her Broadway debut in "Haltelujah, Baby," does some songs from the musicai. Woody Allen, Stiller and Meara, Enzo Stuarti, the Turtles, Aliza Kashi, and the Imperial Japanese Dancers complete a strong line-up.

7-8 p.m'., Channel 4, Hoy Landlord comes to the end of Its run with this episode. It's a funny show with a twist ending. Seems Michael Constantine comes to Will Hutchins with the news that he, Cons tan- tine, thinks he has hired someone to kill Sandy Baron. In a flashback, we learn why Constantine was driven to such measures, then we watch as Hutchins tries to play detective to find the hired gun. 7 3 0 8 p.m., Channel 5.

Tha Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour celebrates "Smothers Day" with Janet Leigh and Simon and Garfunkel. The latter pair sings "Cloudy" with some abstract phatographic effects, and "The 59th Street Bridge." Janet appears as a waltzer with three legs in "The Last Great Waltz," as a saloon keeper giving Billy the Kid a birthday party, and as the dinner date of suave, sophisticated Tom Smothers. 8-9 p.m., Channel 4. Bonanza. The last new show of the season is a good episode dealing with human George Chandler is a prospector, the butt of the city's jokes, who finally strikes it rich.

It looks as if his gold strike is on the Ponderosa, and Robert Middleton, as a robber baron type, is determined to get his fat hands on the gold one way or the other. The ending Ir ironic, but predictable. 8-9 p.m., Channel 5. The Sunday Night Movie a marathon in "The Lions," which was originally presented on two Sundays. Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift, Dean Martin, Maximilian Schell, Hope Lange, Barbara Rush and Mai Britt head the cast of a sprawling war drama of men and the women they love.

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6:30 2--Dating Game. 4--Jackie Gleason. 6--Flipper, repeat. 7:00 2--Newly wed Game. 5--Please Don't Eat the Daisies (repeat).

11--Bobby Lord Show. 7:30 2--Lawrence Welk. 4--Mission: Impossible. 5--Get Smart. 11--Norville Dollar Show.

8:00 5--Saturday Night at the Movies (NBC). 11--Ernest Tubb Show. 8:30 2--Hollywood Palace. 4--Pistols 'n' Petticoats. 11--Wrestling.

9:00 4--Gunsmoke. 9:30 2--Movie. 10:00 4--News, Sports, weather 11--Roller Derby. 10:15 4--Movie. 10:30 5--News; Weather.

10:45 5--Las Vegas Show. 11:00 11--The Beat. 11:30 11--InterpoL 11:55 2--Movie. 12:00 11--News. 12:10 2--Movie.

"Gunslinger," John Ireland. 12:30 4--Frankly Speaking. 12:45 5--Merv Griffin Show. 1:15 5--Weather. 1:30 4--Movie.

1:25 2--News, sports. 8:20 4--News, sports. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:15 10:30 10:00 11:30 11:45 12:15 12:10 12:25 12:30 SUNDAY 4--Lassie. 2--Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. 11--Traventure Theater, Lowell Thomas.

4--It's About Time. 6--Wonderful World of Color." 2--The FBI. 4--Ed Sullivan. 11--Profiles in Courage. 5--Hey Landlord.

2--Carousel. 4--Smothers Brothers. 5--Bonanza. 11--Bishop Sheen. 11--Focus on St.

Louis. 4--Candid Camera. Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Hollywood." 11--Movie. 2--Movie. "Mission to Venice." 4--CBS News.

5--News; weather. 4--News; weather. 5--Movie. "Black Hand," Gene Kelly. 4--M i "Enchantment," David Niven.

2--Movie. 11-Movie. 2--ABC News. 4--Movie. 5--News.

2--Scope. Rory Calhoun. 2--News; sports. Breath Test London (AP) Britain's new roadside breath test for drivers suspected of being impaired by drink went Into effect this week. Those who refuse the test can be arrested and those who take it can be detained if it shows the vaporous equivalent of three pints of beer.

Pearson Ponders TV Ottawa (AP) Prime Minister Lester Pears told the House of Commons that Canadian parliamentary proceedings may be televised on an experimental basis In the present centennial ses si on. He said at the outset cameras probably would look in only on committees. Sports of All Sorts Answer to Prevloua Puzzle ACROSS 1 "Greens" game A hunter-- SBasebalUlub J2Love god 13 Sports cover wide 14 Son of Old 17 Cut Off twig! 18 Grimace UTeeten 27 Convent 6 Formal dance (Fr.) eAicended 7 Masculine nickname 8 Wiser 10 la line 11 Gratuities IBSporta anphitheateis borne 82 Petty prince MReconntltMnce 87 Raids, for Instance Pierce digger S2 Excellent Virulent (slang) 95 Bloodless MViperr 40 Guarantee 25 Seasoning 43 Station, as of 26 Most constsnt laUroad 1 28 Biological seed 46 Community MLove to excess 81 Feminine-name 46 47 Awry 48 Speed contest BO Ocean movement 81 Sediment B6 North America Ob.) strewing BSUfetime 87 Gumbo (var.) European river 89 Coterie 60 Abound 61 Soap-making frame- Easy gait 4 Liberated NBWSMWB ENTERPRISE ABSN. EEK A MEEK By HOWIE SCHNEIDER MIND IF I ASK VOU A QUESTION KlOPEfGO RIGHT AHEAD! IW tr Ntt, lM.tM In. Of.

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