The Honolulu Advertiser from Honolulu, Hawaii • 3

fin in. The Honolulu Advertise1 Tuesday, February 21. 1984 A-3 don chapman i Stoddert i comes home M. ENAGE A A good working definition of an essential worker might be a person who spent yesterday's holiday on the job. There were lots of us who spent Presidents' Day honoring our past leaders in a very American way working What are VS' 7 VH-f J- Sailors aboard the USS Benjamin Stoddert line the rails as Hawaii 'V, welcomes them home.

The Pearl Harbor-based destroyer returned yesterday from seven months of i duty in the western Pacific and Indian oceans with the battle group led by the aircraft carrier USS Ranger. The frigate USS Sample, based at Pearl, also arrived here yesterday. The Ranger sails tomorrow morning I for its home port of i San Diego. I Advertiser photo by Ron Jett the odds of Dolly Parton and Morganna being in our town at the same time? Dolly, wearing a low-cut cowgirl outfit, judged the bikini contest at Eric Horst's Shorebird. Said Dolly: "You tell Burt Reynolds and Sylvester Stallone to eat their hearts out 7 i 5 Parton because I changed into a bikini that's something they've never seen!" Linda Evans is in town and stopped by Hy's the same time Dolly was there Linda later stopped by Trappers with makeup man Lon Bentley (he puts on Tom Selleck's and Bo Derek's faces) and wife Manu to hear Jimmy Borges How did relative newcomer Joe Brown Enterprises get the Kenny Rogers concert here instead of, say, Tom Moffatt or Ken Rosene? It goes back over a decade to when Kenny was going solo and his career was nose-diving.

Joe Brown promoted Kenny in New Zealand and took him out to Joe's wheat farm to help with the harvest. Kenny had so much fun though he jokingly asked for "a percentage of the wheat profits" that he wanted Joe and son Dennis Brown to handle his Pacific concerts now that he's a bona fide superstard 100-year-old pane shattered at palace Suspect surrenders to police after glass smashing incidents i i i 11 1 Di 'IS AND DOT: Geeks in a UH dormito fi ry bombarded USC outfielders with water balloons launched with a catapult during baseball games against the Rainbows Fri. and Sat. night. I'm all for a good prank, but this one is potentially dangerous.

Campus security spotted the culprits, and the resident dorm manager has been notified Jim Mills, the former UH football player who was named to the NFL's All-Rookie team for the Baltimore Colts, was in town to visit old friends and coaches last week. Jim was having so much fun that he "kidnapped" UH pre-dentistry student Darryl Catherwood, who had driven Jim to the airport. Next thing Darryl knew, he was in San Francisco. It wasn't until they got to Vancouver, British Columbia with Darryl still wearing T-shirt, shorts and rubber slippers that Jim gave Darryl his ticket back to Hawaii Sign of the times: There are so many tourists in Waikiki that the Polynesian Cultural Center yesterday filled two shows in its theater and that happened only once all of last yearD Grand Hall I saw him kicking out the last few pieces of the pane and then step through. He made a motion of some kind and I hollered at him and he immediately stopped, stood at attention, didn't make a sound, didn't make a motion and was still standing there when the police arrived No resistance.

No sound. No nothing." Pavelle said the 4-by-2-foot pane destroyed," yesterday afternoon is the glass installed when the home for Hawaii's monarchs; was built 100 yeajs ago. The window first broken was a duplicate of the original. To replace them with two more duplicates will cost about $10,000, he said. A tour bus driver discovered the first broken window about 9 a.m.

A security guard was on duty Sunday night but was in a closed room in the basement and heard nothing. Pavelle said. He said that the security policy at the palace will be reevaluated and that the palace lanais may have to be placed off-limits to the public. That will be inconvenient for visitors, he said, adding: "The trade-off for something irreplaceable is well worth the effort or the inconvenience." No charges had been filed last night against the suspect, 33, who said he was unemployed and gave a Schofield Barracks 1 address. He was wearing jeans shorts and running shoes and had a fresh cut on his right forearm.

1 By Jim Borg Advertiser Staff Writer A 100-year-old etched glass pane in the front door at lolani Palace was smashed yesterday afternoon, about six hours after the adjacent window pane had been found broken. Palace director Jim Pavelle said a suspect, who one witness reported had been practicing martial arts moves on the lawn, stood silently at attention in the Grand Hall until police arrived, offering no struggle as his hands were cuffed behind him. Allen Maxwell, assistance supervisor for maintenance at the palace, said he was walking toward the building about 3:12 p.m. when he saw a man banging on the door. He said it was the same man he earlier had seen "doing karate moves" on the grounds.

"He kept telling someone to come out of there," said Maxwell. There was no one in the Grand Hall, but according to Maxwell the man repeated: out of there! Come out of Pavelle was on the telephone to The Advertiser about-the earlier incident when he heard Maxwell's shouts of "call the police!" Pavelle dropped the phone, "I was about half the way up the stairs and as I entered the Grand Hall I heard the window crash and then, of course, a series of crashes." he said later. "As I went into the It will cost $10,000 to make duplicates of these two etched panes in the front doors at lolani Palace. The glass on the left dates back 100 years. Advertiser photo by Charles Okamurs i ft ft JOTTING DOTTING: It figures he first place that Dane Kealoha and wife Carole took their new baby, Dane, after he came home from the hospital was to the Velzyland surf meet Cathy Foy, who took a bamboo lei to save a panda in the Houston Zoo, has been invited to Australia to bring a lei to a koala Melissa Goralski and Philip Petrik tied Pene Vanderwalker and Mike Shaw by keeping their lips together for 31 hours in the 98Rock kiss-off.

Philip's girlfriend, Sarah Atherton, is on the Mainland, so he asked Melissa, whom he had met the week before, to be his partner. The third-place couple dropped out at 26 hours, after fighting for nine hours with their lips together and finally deciding the only way to save the relationship was to quit the contests Couple wins one for hyphenated-names cle registration. i -1 rx ND OF THE LINES: Rick Blanriar- di's first move as new g.m. at Ch. 13 was "I went to the Office of Information and Complaint at City Hall and complained.

They called from City Hall and got our motor vehicle registration changed as a special case. "Then I went to Dennis Kami-mura. head of the city licensing division, about our driver's licenses. He was very nice but he said they couldn't put in the hyphen because of the computer program." Kamimura later told The Advertiser this isn't the only problem. The machine that cuts the licenses would also have to be changed to make a hyphen.

He said he didn't know how much all this would cost. But he called the city corporation counsel for legal advice. The attorneys informed him that Ferguson-Brey is a legal name and must be so stamped on a driver's license if the driver so desires. The matter has now gone to data systems for a new computer program. "Kamimura told me to call him in about three months." said Ferguson-Brey.

"I'm going to call him in May. I'm happy there's i solution and that it isn't onerous for two people to share each other's names." He said he is now working on the University cf Hawaii to put the hyphen on his report cards in law school. Pamela and Harry Ferguson-Brey, a law school couple who recently hyphenated their names in holy matrimony, have taken one small step for modern marriage in Hawaii. They are going to get the hyphen put on their driver's licenses. This will be good news to other hyphenated couples who are driving around with licenses that have not caught up with the pace of 20th century culture.

A check of three people with double names, including the publisher of The Advertiser, revealed that none of the names is hyphenated on their driver's licenses. "The name on my license reads 'Ferguson Brey explained Harry Ferguson-Brey. "So it looks like my surname is Ferguson, my first name is Brey and my middle name is Harry. "That would make me Brey Harry Ferguson." This is not the least of his problems. Were a policeman to run a computer search of his name.

Harry Ferguson-Brey would be told he doesn't exist because his driver's license reads Brey Harry Ferguson. "Pamcia and I both go to law school although she's on leave to have a baby." said Harry. "She's Ferguson. I'm Brey. We got married last July and decided to use both our names as a surname.

"On your driver's license it says to shut down tne news dept. and to release anchorman Larry Zerkel "nothing personal, just a business decision." Ironically, Larry recently turned down an offer from a Mainland station so he could stay in Hawaii Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Fred Sparks, who made Honolulu his writing base, left $30,000 in his 1 A to notify them within 30 days if you change your name or address, "We took a copy of our marriage registration to the police station and ask to have the change made on our driver's licenses. The woman at the window told us to fill out the applicaUon without the hyphen because it won't come up on the computer. "We explained that our legal name has a hyphen. She said it was their policy not to include the hyphen." Ferguson-Brey said he didn have time to argue then.

He went home and began applying for new charge cards with a hyphen. The following ones came back the way he requested: Bank of Hawaii. Pen-neys. Union Oil. Chevron Oil.

American Express. The following cards didn't have the hyphen: First Hawaiian Bank. Liberty House. "I wrote to the presidents of both companies and said I would cancel the charge cards unless the names Zerkel Harry Fersuson-Brey Don't forget tha hyphen were hyphenated," said Ferguson-Brey. "Our First Hawaiian Bank card came back in the return mail with a hyphen.

Liberty House said their officers were out of town but they'd get back to us. "By that time my safety inspection "had ended up Brey Harry F. Ferguson. I told them. 'You know that's not my The man told will for the Palestine Liberation Organization.

But after protests by several Jewish organizations (since it's illegal to leave bequests to terroristic organizations), a settlement was reached in New York to give the money to the Int'l Red Cross to be used "solely for the betterment of the Palestinian pecple't) me he had to go by the motor vchi-.