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News Notes OF LOCAL Happenings RETURNS TO DENVER Kenneth Boyle returned Monday to his home in Denver, Colo. Mr. Boyle had spent a 2-week Vacation with his daughter, Mrs. Jimmie Lee DeVaul, Mr, DeVaul and children. TO COLUMBIA HOSPITAL Mrs.

Fern E. Gann, wife of Walter L. Gann, was admitted to the University of Missouri Medical Center, Columbia. She will undergo medical treatment. Her room number 13 538.

VISITED FORSYTHES Mrs. James DiMarco has been visiting her sister and family, Mr. and Mrs, John Forsythe and Bill, Bradley and Roger, and 18 returning to her home in New Orleans, La. HOSPITAL PATIENTS Mrs. Fred Wenke, RFD 3, was admitted Tuesday to the Chillicothe hospital for medical treatment.

Sherman McKinney, Kansas City and Mrs. R. O. Bailey, Meadville also entered on Tuesday for surgery. WINS LAS VEGAS TRIP Dale B.

Beever, RFD 2, Chillicothe recently won. an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas, Nevada for. three days. Mr. Beever was the high salesman in two states in a recent contest, which ran for three months, sponsored by the Curtis Circulation Co.

for whom Mr. Beever is employed. The trip will be made by plane. RETURNED TO. LAWRENCE Gary Brock has returned to Lawrence to resume his studies at the University of Kansas after spending the holidays with his mother, Mrs.

Wesley Rager and Mr. Rager, 412 Polk street. Miss Virginia Kreye of Lawrence, who had been 8 house guest of Mr. and Mrs. Rager and Mr.

Brock since New Year's eve also returned. LEAVE HOSPITAL Mrs. Donald Clevenger, Meadville and Mary Frances Matheny were dismissed Tuesday from 1 the Chillicothe hospital. Dismissals this morning included Mrs. Donaid Sizemore and daughter, Rebecca Marie, 716.

Calhoun street; Willie (Continued on Page 2.) SPEED UP SEARCH FOR TWO MISSING MEN AVA, Jan. 7 (P)-The, Missouri State Highway Patrol today intensified a search between Lebanon, and the Arkansas line for two. men missing since Dec. 26. Troopers are moving along Missouri 5 showing pictures of Dr.

Gentry, 87-year-old retired Ava physician and Howard Edward Pratt, 25, Lebanon, to restaurant and service station operators. Officers said the, only connection between the two disappearances is that they occurred within a few hours of each other and that both missing men were reported on the highway. Friends and relatives of the men fear they are the victims of hitchhikers, Pratt, crippled as the result of a childhood spinal affliction, was last seen with two strangers in his car. Sheriff Don Souder said today officers had no clues in the case of the physician, FATHER, FIVE CHILDREN ARE VICTIMS OF FIRE BRANDON, Jan, 7 A father and his five children died today in fire that swept their two-story home here, Mark Kelly got out of the house after the fire began, but lost his life when he went back in and sought to rescue his children. Dead were Kelly, about 38; three sons, Jim, 16, Dennis, 12, and two daughters, Mary Lee, 10, and Peggy, 3.

Mrs. Kelly fled the burning house. Neighbors restrained the mother from re-entering. Police Chief Charles Rossum maid the fire victims likely suffocated. All the bodies were recovered.

The blaze broke out about 2:30 a.m., and the interior of the house was burned out. THE WEATHER MISSOURI-Cloudy and little warmer this afternoon with casional drizzle west and north; cloudy tonight and Thursday with light rain or drizzle tonight; snow north and central sections, Thursday; colder west tonight and over state Thursday; lows tonight 15 extreme northwest to 40 southeast, highs Thursday 20 extreme northwest to 40 southeast. Official Temperatures Yesterday's Maximum 37 Yesterday's Minimum 9 Today's Minimum 28 Precipitation 3:00 p. m. .02 The Governor's Budget "Is $1,157,000,000 for Next Two Years Increase of $129 Million Would Require Moderate Tax Increases, Says Blair.

VOL. LXI By LARRY HALL JEFFERSON CITY, Jan. 7. (A)- Gov. James T.

Blair asked the new Missouri legislature today to enact 8 broad program to strengthen state government and said it would require only conservative spending, No general tax increases were recommended except an increase from 3 to 5 cents a gallon on gasoline to finance new 20-year, $4.6 billion highway program, The governor said he would not favor any boost in sales or income taxes. Blair indicated the message prepared for a joint session of the House and Senate that all of his recommendations for 8 000 budget to operate the state government for the next two years could be met from increased collections and some increases in excises and use taxes. The governor's budget represents $129 million increase over the present biennial appropriations. School District Bond Plan In the feld of local taxes he left any possibility of increases up to the voters. He urged the legislature to submit constitutional amendments that would let school districts increase their bonding capacity and most counties to double their tax rate from 50 cents to $1 on each $100 assessed valuation.

Here's what the governor had to say about the state's financial position as he reported that only few requests for additional funds have been placed in his budget; May I say that when I have: placed added items in the budget, it has of necessity been on an extremely conservative basisof not adding a penny that I did not deem absolutely necessary. This is because the cost of providing essential state services has outstripped our anticipated revenues and we can balance our general fund- budget only by Imposing new taxes. "My budget will present to you 8 tax program which in my judgment 18. as sound as can be developed. It is by no means a heavy tax program.

It seems to me that the tax burden of the federal, local and state governments is already so heavy, that new revenues must be moderate. "It adds taxation only to the extent that is essential to provide necessary state services in an enlightened and necessary manner. "While there are numerous other programs that desirably could better financed, I believe that measured against a tax program that seems practical, our present state services, as will be implemented in my budget plus the additions and expansions recommended in this constitute all that we can and should undertake in this session." Starts 5-Mouth Session In his message of almost: 8,000 words, the governor pledged his full cooperation to the legislators in their 5-month task. He started it with a review of what his administration has done in its first two years. He ended it, without making any specific recommendations, with a rhythmic repledge of his stand for human rights.

"In the struggle for man's rights," he said, "none of us can be a We cannot stand above or aside from this battle, We must remain always combatants. "Always and everywhere I will identify myself with any victim of oppression or discrimination, whoever or wherever he may be, and I will support him, and in. that support I enlist your aid." Much of the message was devoted to changes which Blair said would make the state government better, more efficient servant of the people. Two of those recommendations would require constitutional amendments; 1. Remove the present 1-term limitation on governors.

Blair noted the change would not affect him but he said four years is not long enough for B. governor to Initiate changes and stay to see them through. Would Raise Legislator Pay 2. Increase legislative pay from the present a year to $5,000. The last legislative pay increase, overwhelmingly defeated by the voters, called for $3,600.

Blair said the $5,000 figure would keep the legislature as a good cross section for the state without putting it on a professional. basis and (Continued on Page 2) Chillicothe DAILY EDITION CHILLICOTHE, COLDER WEATHER, SNOW ON THE WAY KANSAS CITY, Jan, 7 (A) Colder weather and snow is headed for Missouri again. Light rain or drizzle Is forecast for tonight, with snow in the west and central sections Thursday. Along with the snow will come a switch to lower temperatures In the west and north tonight and over the state Thursday. Lows by range from west to Thursday northwest Temperatures will average to slightly south.

Temperatures ed from Joplin and morning are expected to 5 in the extreme north40 southeast. The highs will be near 20 extreme to the 40s southeast. through Monday near normal north above normal in the this morning 17 at Kirksville to 36 at Find Part of Loot Near Chillicothe Postmaster's Personal Papers and Postage Recov- ered in Mooresville Burglary. Personal papers of Postmaster James Mackey and all stamps stolen in a burglary of the Mackey grocery store and post office at Mooresville Monday night have been recovered, Postal Inspector G. R.

Palmer of Chillicothe said today. Bob Rader spotted papers and envelopes discarded on a dirt road two miles west Chillicothe and north of Highway 38 and. reported the find to Sheriff Kelsie Reeter. Reeter said a pole axe used in chopping on Mackey's safe when was opened on a gravel road east of Mooresville was found at the same location west of Chillicothe. Palmer said all but two of Mackey's checks had been recovered.

It was reported yesterday that there were $815 worth of checks. Also taken was $550 in cash, Still missing are 285 money orders, a validating stamp and A stamp used to. show. amounts on money orders, sufficient "equipment for: forging tho money orders Palmer said the serial, numbers of the missing money orders would be posted in all post offices and money order centers would recelve a stop order on any that might go that far. The inspector warned that money orders are negotiable like checks and urged persons to exercise the same precautions as In cashing checks, "Know the person or have positive Identification," he recommended, Two Brothers Get 10-Year Prison Terms for Fraud KANSAS CITY, Jan.

7 (P) -Ten year prison terms were given yesterday to two brothers who, the FBI said, have raked in $200,000 In long careers as confidence men. Edward Thomas Freeman, 57, and Dewey Haskell Freeman, 47, were convicted by a federal court jury that deliberated 30 minutes yesterday. They were sentenced by Judge Richard M. Duncan. They were charged with conspiring to defraud a 64-year-old widow of $5,000 in horse race swindle.

Mrs. Margaret Yeoman of Paola, formerly of Macon, testifled the brothers enticed her into Mexico and almost got another $48,000 in stocks and bonds before she got suspicious and went to the FBI. She said Dewey Freeman had promised to marry her. Through a trap set by the FBI and Mrs. Yeoman the brothers were arrested Nov, 2 at San Antonio, Tex, A government attorney said Edward's criminal record dated back to 1921 and Dewey's to 1930.

A MOTEL OPERATOR IS INJURED CRITICALLY JEFFERSON CITY, Jan. 7. (P) Fred Doehring, 57, Holts Summit motel operator, remained in critical condition in St. Mary's hospital today following a car-truck crash on U. 8, 54 last night.

Highway patrolmen reported Doehring's car was struck headon by a truck driven by 33-year-old Thomas J. Brendenberg, Holts Summit, about six miles north of Jeffersou City. Brandenberg, who suffered minor Injuries, was arrested on a charge of careless and reckless driving and taken to the Callaway County Jail at Pulion. Doehring's 1955 automobile and the 1047 truck were demolished. Constitution-Tribune MO.

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 7, 1959 EIGHT PAGES SEVEN STUDENTS DIED--Seven Air Force students were killed and WHERE when fire swept through this barracks-dormitory at least 13 others Injured the which at Syracuse, N. Y. Winds up to 50 miles an hour fanned fire raged through the building. -five airmen were housed in the fabricated Wirephoto metal-framed pre- Hospital Has 1,818 Bed Patients in '58 Including Out-Patients, 4.150| Treated in Below Metropolitan Areas.

In Joint meeting with the mayor and city council this week, the Board of Hospital Commissioners reviewed the 1958 operations of the Chillicothe hospital. The commissionera reported that 19 rooms had been air-conditioned during the year, This completed the patient room air conditioning on the second and third floors. All windows In the now additions were fitted with storm sash, There were 1,818 patients admitted to the hospital during 1958, and these patients were given 255 days of care. In addition patients admitted as bed patients, 2,332 persons were treated and examined as out-patients, making total of 4,150 persons taken care of during the year. It WAS also reported that the cost of hospitalization in Chillicothe was only 65 per cent of the average hospital cost in the politan Kansas City area and 73 per cent of the cost.

reported. by hospitals In Northwest hospltal district, outside of Kansas City area. Two new doctors were appointed to the staff of the hospital, bringing the total number of doctors with staff privileges, to 23, teen of whom are residents of Chillicothe. NORMAN GIBSON DIES AT 19 MONTHS Norman Franklin Gibson, 19 months old, died at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning at Mercy hospital in Kansas City, where he had been a patient months. Funeral services will be held at 2 o'clock Friday afternoon from the chapel of the Norman Funeral Home.

Burial will be at Plainview cemetery at Chula. Norman Franklin was born May 15, 1957, at Carrollton, A son of Nelson and Fannio Viola (Cobb) Gibson. Survivors include his parents of Richmond; four brothers. Nelson Wayne, 11; Donald Lee, 10; Gary Dale, Ricky Lloyd, sister, Marilyn Marie, material grandmother, Mrs. Minnie Cobb, RFD 1, Chillicothe; and paternal grandmother, Mrs.

Vela Gluson, Meadville. He also leaves 8 grandmother and several aunts and uncles. COLLIDE AT A SLICK STREET INTERSECTION An intersection accident involving slick streets caused damage to a car and panel truck this morning at Easton and Webster. Police said a 1953 Pontiac coupe owned by Bill O'Bryan and driven by Mary E. Mackley, 403 Tenth street, and 1954 Dodge panel truck driven by Henry N.

Zosso, 65, of 225 Tenth, collided. Officers said brakes were applied to the frat vehicle, which skidded into the intersection, where it collided with which then skidded into light pole. Both vehicles were reported traveling 'at moderate speeds. The street was slick from snow and freezing rain. There was damage to the hood, grill, left front fender and bumpor of the Pontiac and to the right and left sides and rear of the truck.

DOYLE EADS DIES IN KANSAS CITY Doyle Eads, son of Mrs. Temps Eads, died. at Kansas City hospital yesterday afternoon, The body has been returned to the Norman Funeral. Home. rangements.

are incomplete, NO. 5 Rebels Weed Out Batista Followers Throughout Cuba Provisional Government Working on Charter to Replace 1940 Constitution. By 'LARRY ALLEN HAVANA, Cuba. Jan, 7 (AP) Cuba's provisional government polished up A. new interim constitution today as the work of weeding out remnants of Fulgencio Batista's dictatorship went forward.

The cabinet met far into the night working on A new fundamental law to replace the Constitution of 1940 until the holding of free elections. It was not Immediately learned how the charter would differ from the old one, which WAS adopted during, Batista's first period of power, Presumably the interim constitution will be replaced after new Congress Is elected. Provisional President Manuel Urrutia Tuesday dismissed all provincial governors, mayors and councilmen in the island's six provinces, Presumably 8 new list of civilian appointees to replace them was ready, although 1t was not announced Immediately. The new cabinet was reported preparing 8 decree abolishing all political parties and taking away the political rights of all candidates in the 1954 and 1958 elections held by Batista, This would bar even the opposition candidates tolerated by Batista from the elections which Urrutia has promised to hold in 18 to 24 months, Three Fined in First Court Session of '59 Chillicothean Penalized After Accident. Three drivers paid traffic Anes yesterday afternoon in Livingston County magistrate court.

Two were assessed penalties for careless and reckless driving and the other for speeding. Raymond Irvin Goll, 22, of 403 Vine street was fined $20 after he pleaded guilty to a charge of following too closely. Goll was given a summons Dec. 20 by the highway patrol after he was involved in an accident about mile west of Mooresville on U. S.

36. According to the patrol, Goll apparently failed to slow the truck he WAS driving quickly enough to avoid hitting the last car in a line of slow moving traffic he was following. He hit the rear of a car driven by Forest De Wayne Funk of Fremont, Ind. Kenneth Warren Foose, 20, of Blackburn was fined $15 aller he pleaded guilty to careless and reckless driving. He was given summons Dec.

19. by the patrol for passing on the crest of a hill, Marvin Earl Yost, 49, of St. Joseph WAS fined $11 after he pleaded guilty to speeding. He WAS given a summons Dec. 19 after a highway patrol radar unit clocked his speed at six miles per hour in excess of the legal maximum.

KANSAS CITIANS BUY INTO BROOKFIELD BANK The corporate stock they owned in the Brownlee-Moore Banking Company in Brookfeld has been sold by Harold J. Moore and members of his family to Kansas City Interests. The News- said chasers are R. Crosby Kemper, executive vice-president of the City National Bank and Trust Company and Chandler Smith and Steve Harris, owners of the Lucky Tiger Manufacturing Company, all of Kansas City, Ellis and Rolling Brownies are to retain their stock holdings in the Institution and will continue their active counections with the bank. ANDREW HARRINGTON DIES IN SOUTH DAKOTA Andrew Harrington, law of Mrs.

Apollonia Moylan, Mrs, Agnes Bauer and Will Martin of Chillicothe, died Tuesday morning at his home in Wentworth, 8. Dak. Mr. Harrington was well known In Chillicothe, having frequently visited in the home of Mrs. Harrington's sisters and brother.

He leaves his wife; two daughters, Celeste Harrington and Mrs. Helen Murphy of the home, and a son, Edward Harrington, Coleman, B. Dak. He was preceded in death by son, Clarence, in December. Funeral services will be held Friday morning in Wentworth.

RAN HAY STOLEN TWICE FROM FARM NEAR HERE A few bales of hay were stolen last night from the farm of VirgIl Boone of Chillicothe Route 1. It wAs the third such theft in about a week. In the first. occurrence, A few bales were taken from Boone's barn. Two to three bales have been taken from a field stack on two other occasions.

Sheriff Kelsie Reeter is investigating, Grace Newman, 52, Dies in Ohio Funeral Services Will Be Held Here Saturday. Orace Newman, 52, died at 3 o'clock this morning At the Woodside hospital in Youngstown, O. He had been in failing health for three yeArS and hospital patient three days. He was born at Sulphur Rock, Feb. 28, 1900, son of the Rev.

and Mrs. Charles Newman. He was 1924 graduate of Chillicothe High School and was an outstandIng athlete at the school. Mr. Newman WAS the former manager of the Loan and Finance Company of Youngstown and was A former president of the Youngstown Credit Association.

Aug. 28, 1948, he married Hazel Lynn. He is survived by the wife, North Roanoke Youngstown; two SONS, Donald L. and Ronaid H. Newman of the home; 8 brother, E.

Hays Newman, DeNance, and two sisters, Miss Bernelce Newman, KAnSAs City, and Mrs. Edward James, Bronson, Kan. The body is being returned to the Norman Funeral Home, where services will be held at 10 o'clock Saturday morning, Burial will be in the family lot at the Edgewood cemetery. ANDERSON FOUND GUILTY OF STEALING Jerry Anderson, 24, of Chillicothe was found guilty of petty stealing today in magistrate court -and was sentenced to 30 days in the county Jail or a $50 fine. He paid the fine.

Anderson was arrested by police during the early morning hours of Dec, 7 on suspicion of taking $11 from a cash box at the Rupp Service Station on U. 8, 36. The police were summoned by Ronald Crane, attendant at the station, who. testified today. he saw Anderson tampering with the open lock on a safe in which the cash box was kept.

Anderson denied under oath that he had taken the money. He said that he had entered the service station only to go to th restroom and that there were five other men In the station office at the time he WAS there. He also denied being near the safe or tampering with the lock, He paid the fine plus $14 in court costa. MRS. JESSIE E.

CAMPBELL DIES AT LAREDO Mrs. Jessie Eddy Campbell, 85, died at 3:50 o'clock Tuesday afternoon at the home of her son, J. C. Campbell, In Laredo. The body WAS removed to the Robertson Funeral Home in Laredo, where it will lie in state until Thursday evening, when it will be taken to Chicago.

Funeral services will be held at 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon from the Corcoran Funeral Home. Burial will be made in the ML. Hope cemetery, Chicago. Mrs. Campbell was born in Pella, Sept.

18, 1873, a daughter of Lucian C. and Amy Kennedy Eddy. She is survived by two sons, J. C. Campbell and Kenneth Campbell, Laredo: two grandsons and two great granddaughters.

Both Parties Busy Picking Leaders for New Congress House Republicans Oust Joe Martin: Rayburn Is Retained by Democrats. Jury Finds Driver Not Guilty Police Court Panel in VanDusen Matter First Here in Many Years. The defense admitted the defendant. WAS guilty of causing a traffic accident, but a police court jury today found 22-year-old GerAld VanDusen not guilty as charged. VAnDusen was accused of operating car imprudently and without the highest degree of care at the time this car ran into A passing vehicle driven by George Hill.

That was Nov. 19 at the IntersecLion of Walnut and Clay, The defendant's attorney, R. C. Frith, contended that VanDusen was not guilty of criminal negliI gence. Rather, he sald, the mishap occurred as result of a take in Judgment.

and mistake in distance. The jury was the Brat in a police court case in Chillicothe in A ber of years. The testimony was that 10 to 15. minutes after 5 p. m.

on Nov. 19, VanDuson, northbound 'on Walnut, stopped for stop sign and for traffic to clear, then proceeded Into the Intersection and struck the rear of a westbound car driven by KIll. Witnesses said Hill's car WAS nearly through the IntersecLion. Officer Roy Thomas testified that VAnDusen told him he didn't see the Hill CAr until the collision. Frith said VanDusen had just time enough to hit the brakes.

Other witnesses included Betty HIll, Police Chief Wilbur Plan and VAnDusen. City Prosecutor Nolan Chapman, elicited the information from Pfaff that seven and six years ago Van Dusen was in court on careless driving charges. Chapman said this WAS brought in because would have an effect on the amount of a possible Ane. The lawyers' addresses to the fury were frequently interrupted by objections and differences of opinion. "You just be quiet a minute." Chapman told Frith during one of the interjections.

A little later Frith advised Chapman, "I don't want you to preach here all day." The Jury deliberated approximately 25 minutes and returned with the verdict of not guilty. Police Judge Roger Hoyt then released VanDusen from the charge. -Members of the jury were Walt Pence, J. D. Engelmann, Dempsey Hamner, Jack Anderson, Wayne Mendenhall and Louls Steln.

MRS. ELMER VAN DYKE, MEADVILLE, DIES HERE Mrs. Elmer VanDyke, a resident of Clullicothe the last year and for a month a patient in 8 nursing home, died At 11:25 o'clock last night. She was a resident of the Meadville community most, of her lifetime. Funeral services will be at o'clock Friday afternoon at the Baptist church in Meadrille.

The body will lie in state at the Brothers Funeral Home at Meadville until the hour of the funeral. The family will be at the funeral home from 6 to 9 o'clock day night to receive friends. SELLS 45 PIGS FROM CHAIN GILT A 4-H sow owned by Jarrett Lee Stevens has farrowed 14 pigs. Jarrett received the sow 88 chain gilt from the Chillicothe State Bank three years ago. He has raised and sold 45 from the SOW and has the litter of 14.

He is 8 member of the Willing Workers 4-H Olub and is starting his Afth year of club work. By JACK BELL, WASHINGTON, Jan. 7 (A) Battles over Republican leadership and Senate rules mixed conflict today with the traditional color of convening A new Congress, As the 86th Congress assembled, Senate Democrats lined up for 8 new fight over filibusters and civil rights, Shrunken Republican minorittes in both houses fought over who should lead them for the next two years, His unanimous nomination at Democratic caucus Tuesday assured Rep. Sam Rayburn (D-Tex) an unprecedented election to a ninth term as Speaker of the House. Martin is Ousted House Republicans ousted their leader for the Inst 20 years, Rep.

Joseph W. Martin Jr. of Massachusetts, and chose instead Rep. Charles Halleck of Indiana. The close 74-70 caucus vote left some hard feelings and raised questions about the course of legislation in the House, Senators of both parties meet separately today to select their leaders.

Democrat Lyndon B. Johnson faced no opposition to retaining his leadership post, but Republicans had A fight on their hands. A dozen Republicans who class themselves AS liberals sought to head off in a caucus the selection of Sen. Everett Dirksen of Illinois, 1952 supporter of the late Sen. Robert Taft of Ohlo, as GOP floor leader to suceed former Sen.

William F. Knowland of California. Dirksen Believed In The liberals advanced Sen. John Sherman Cooper of Kentucky, former ambassador and staunch hower supporter, for the post. Dirksen was credited with an edge.

The liberals were trying also to Install Sen. Thomas Kuchel of California A8 party whip, or sistant leader, Dirksen now holds that post, On the other side of the polit1cal fence, Democratic leader Johnson WAS reported ready to take the play away from a bipartIsan group of civil rights advocates who want A rules change to make it caster to kill off ters, In the last session of Congress, Johnson was one of the sponsors of A resolution that would provide that two- of those voting could end debate. The present rule requires the arfirmative votes of 66 Senators to accompilsh this. But Johnson's resolution also provided that the Senate recognize it in a continuing body, with rules carried over from year to year. RETURNS FROM ST.

LOUIS Mra. Addie Evans returned yesterday after spending the holidays with her son. Howard Evans, Mrs. Evans and family in St. Louis.

Governor Opposes Secrecy Port of State Juvenile Code JEFFERSON CITY, Jan. 8 James T. Blair joined the editors of many Missourt newspapers today in calling for an end to secrecy provisions of the new juvnelle code. The provisions have been interpreted in different way's by different Judges and law forcement officials with the sult they have been widely criticized editorially, Here's what the governor told the legislature about his views: "I have adhered to the belief that the public has a right to Information about public busIness. I believe the press has a meritorious case in calling for elimination of the secrecy provisions of the juvenile code.

I recommended that the juvenile code be modified 60 that it no longer infringes upon the principle of freedom of tion." LAUGH IT OFF "To think I never noticed your charms until my wife came to the office and made me tire.