The Honolulu Advertiser from Honolulu, Hawaii • 56

E-8 Friday, March 10. 1978 HONOLULU ADVERTISER CT1IOVINA scripts rs San Francisco AWUCMA PO TO PLAY WMO'U KNOW TELL JAricly I 1 Just Checking i 16 lou boyd The Guinness Book of Records may want to hold the presses: Mrs. Louise MacLeod of S.F. celebrated her 80th year as a Red Cross volunteer the other day; still going strong at 94, she passed out her first doughnuts during the Span-Am War in '98. Did you know it was Red Cross doughnuts that gave Yank soldiers of World War I their nickname of The nuts came later.

TALK ABOUT dizzcrimination! In Dr. Carlton Cood-lett'i newspaper, The Sun-Reporter, the word "Black" is always capitalized while "white" is always lower case. SODDEN THOUGHT: With all those guest conductors trotting in and out, do you sometimes feel we have a no-host symphony orchestra? (Awrrright). About all those people walking around in quilted down jackets: Who'd have thought that the Red Chinese would become a major fashion factor in this country? As you joggers and jigglers know, the No. 1 warmup suit is Adidas a word that, a nine-year-old girl confided the other day, stands for "All day I dream about sex." Nine! Impresario Kurt Herbert Adler's son, Ronald, a successful opera director in Europe, makes his American debut this fall by directing "Rigoletto" not here, but in San Diego.

Sign at dogeye level on the porch of the Sausalito Food "Dogs Will Be Towed." CARTOONIST Wm. Hamilton's first play. "Save Grand Central," had a successful opening in Los Gatos the other night, even though Prima Ballerina Natalia Makarova (Mrs. Edward Karkar) left after the first act and took a cab back to S.F.; $35 plus tip. Critic Stanley Eichelbaum must have had Hamilton fainting with damn praise after this line in his review the other' day: "It has enough going for it to warrant rewriting." TALK ABOUT fringe benefits! 26-year-old Terrence Howell is the only male among 10 women working at Crocker Bank's 25th and Irving branch.

"I like Mexican food," confesses Howe de Droll, "but only from the waist up." Howe is a friend of Strange de Jim, who defines "kinky" as a lady showing up at an orgy wearing No Nonsense "Control Top" pantyhose. "In San Francisco, of course, it's a gentleman doing the same." There's a new wrinkle among female pickpockets in New Orleans, police say. At least one gang of half a dozen young women work together. They pick a male mark, swarm over him, kiss him on his face, neck, hands, fondle him thoroughly in a most disconcerting manner, and by the time he finds out they're not solicitors of a different sort, they're gone and so is his billfold. FRENCH students of the 17th century used to hang around in taverns and drink and sing naughty songs.

Shocking, what? Before each song, they'd lift their mugs and yell something that sounded like "lampoon" meaning "let's drink." Somehow the word "lampoon" got bent in the translation to wind up as a characterization of satirical writing. Q. "I KNOW blue denims were so named because that cloth originally came from Nimes de Nimes in France. But why are they called jeans?" A. Early purchasers were sailors of Genoa Genes and they popularized them.

Q. "THE FIVE interlocking rings that comprise the symbol of the Olympic games are black, blue, red, green and yellow. What's the significance of these colors, if any?" A. One of them appears on every national flag in the world. Q.

"WHAT'S the longest straight stretch of railroad track?" A. The track across Australia's Nullarbor Desert. It goes for 328 miles without curving or crossing anything. IT'S NOT how long that dairy cow of yours grazes in the pasture every day. It's how many bites she takes.

That's what determines how much milk she'll give. (This assumes there's still something out there for her to take bites of. which there probably isn't.) Anyhow, researchers in Brisbane, Australia, now know that the average Jersey cow takes 36,000 bites a day. which is satisfactory. If your cow doesn't do as well, you might want to trade her in for a quicker biter.

Better start counting. THE COLORS orange and black are danger signs in the wild. In snakes. In big cats. Birds are said to fear orange and black.

Some scholars think the Monarch butterfly owes its survival to the fact that it wings are orange and black. FOB TH6 li 1'' i 1 1 "i vx ii ii ii jfiLiU ipni i FOR PETE'S WJU if 3 SCHEME THEY'RE ON ABCKjr.I VSELF TOGETHER. WHATSTrtE I iUt A HEAR THEY'RE GOtN1 TO PULL FUSS ABOUT? THERE'S OTHER 1R JifhJ DOWN THE OLb'Rfb PLACES DRINK IN-WHAT'S -JLIU JfSPossession is 9 what are you Your it JrfM 0 doinqwithmy ferfrr 'Acflr 1 basket? YV-rS WfeMtw' j0 EVEM THOUGH YXI YOU said you TmOucwt WELL, YOU kow DO 4 MESSE5LPTWE PEACOCK A Y6)(QVv 1 ME AS YOU3 y-' Sr AKJO HIS TEMPER DEAL-I ST.U.1WMX OB Iff V.g) SON' YOUASSONJ- -A lA- iJpt- el TfilSi ifc "JT 3r'i UNPEsVNcEP THE DITTO, GET 1 NOW YOU NEED TO WHERE 5 the 1 KETCHUP. LJPrUIP TELL EVERYONE IN 1 A-j I Wtl 1 11 3 3-' AN bridge: Oswald jacoby and alan sontag most all diamond declarers made eight tricks. The most common bidding was that shown in the box with South playing one notrump, taking the spade finesse and losing one spade, four diamonds, two clubs and 50 points.

There is a way to make one notrump. See if you can find it. Not many Souths did. Here's the play. South wins the second diamond and decides that East will be holding all the missing high cards.

Then he cashes the king and queen of hearts and throws East in with a Here is a part-score hand from the charity game. North will almost surely collect eight tricks in hearts for plus 110 and those North players who played in hearts got very good scores. The best East-West scores came when East bid two clubs after North reopened with one heart. South doubled two clubs and then someone doubled two diamonds. Two diamonds can only be beaten if South leads ace and another diamond before giving East a chance to get on lead.

Few South players found this defense and al- NORTH A 9 A 7 4 852 642 WEST EAST 7 6 5 3 K8 10 9 8 3 2 65 J6 KQ1094 95 AK10 3 SOUTH 10 4 2 KQ A73 QJ87 Vulnerable: Neither Dealer: North West North East South Pass Pass Pass 1 Pass INT Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: East takes his diamonds but must give declarer his seventh trick in a black suit. ASK THE EXPERTS A Florida reader wants to know what the "Unusual" notrump convention is and who invented it. We will answer the second part today. It was invented by Alvin Roth of New York, one of the greatest bridge theorists and players. Second part answered tomorrow.

For a copy of JACOBY MODERN, send $1 to: "Win at Bridge," co The Honolulu Advertiser, P.O. Box 3110, Honolulu 96802. r- I C7 LOOK, IKNOMlT MOT A CMKIto SORRY. WE ANE7 TMEM ME a RAM iHWCOVEeOFT TOlUAh) GIRL ATM IT OUT IT MINUTE Ifl if astro-graph: bernice bede osol Ml again today. Take measures to resolve it once and for all.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov.23-Dec.21): Normally you mix well, but today at a social gathering you could run into someone who exhausts even your tolerance. CAPRICORN (Dec.22-Jan.19): For the sake of harmony at home today, keep buttinskis out of family matters. Enemies will be made if they take sides. AQUARIUS (Jan.20-Feb.19): A domineering, strong-willed associate may try to force his ideas on you today. He's looking for a hassle.

Just ignore him. Like to find out more of what lies ahead for you? Send for your copy of Astro-Graph Letter by mailing 50 cents for each and a long, self-addressed, stamped envelope to Astro-Graph, co The Honolulu Advertiser, P.O. Box 3110, Honolulu 96802. Be sure to specify your birth sign. OFFICE OF "WE SCTW'P vllWfl I HAVE II I'M SURE M- till 5LGO.NtOOV HLR I FOUND V-jv CySurs AN OLD t- hollow i 2 jo You will place a great deal of emphasis this coming year on adding to your resources and possessions.

It's possible you may acquire something quite large you have always wanted. PISCES (Feb.20-March 20): The temptation to over-extend yourself financially should be suppressed today. Buy only what you can afford, or better yet, don't shop at all. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Freedom to function independently may be so important to you today that you could behave so as to alienate loyal allies. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Today's frustrations may not be entirely of your own making.

You'll be squeezed into a corner by persons who mess things up, then point the finger at you. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): As a politician you leave a lot to be desired today. Instead of complying with the will of the majority you're apt to stand out as the lone dissenter. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Balance self-seeking with sharing today. It's equally as important to satisfy those you're associated with as to satisfy your own ambitions.

LEO (July A surprise could be in store today when you learn that those you thought to be sympathetic to your position on an issue were really lined up with your opponent. VIRGO (Aug.23-Sept.22): If you're conducting business today in an element where you do not feel comfortable, keep your guard up. It's possible you could be taken. LIBRA (Sept.23-Oct.23): Your mate won't be on your wave length today. A serious misunderstanding could arise if you make a major decision without first consulting him or her.

SCORPIO (Oct.24-Nov.22): A responsibility that you failed to attend to properly may rear its ugly head today's thought DnPP I 3-10 5 I TOLD YOLi SERVE FROM TME RIGHT, TAE DON'T YOU Each of us has just one day. It comes swiftly and it goes quickly. If we do not seize it and live it, we do not live at all. One cannot bring it back. Only today is ours.

Yesterday is gone beyond recall. Tomorrow is not here. One day is enough, if we are wise enough to take it and live it fully. Live one day at a time. II i 1 AWAT POA THE tT HAVE ANY MANNERS PI The Rev Paul Osumi crossword puzzle Answer to Previous Puzzle I NiG SEA ann landers', couple needs counseling 05 I I ANT I I NiDl fT HIE IE ii i jl C.

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I get "punished" (no sex) when I do something that displeases him. Sometimes I don't even know what he's mad about. He refuses to tell me just says. "Think a while and you'll figure it out." When he's in the mood it doesn't make any difference what I'm doing. I can be knitting, counting stitches, peeling potatoes, scrubbing a floor.

We've made love in the bathtub (no water and very uncomfortable), on the stairs and in a jeep. Sometimes I wonder where he gets such weird ideas. we were married he seemed very normal. What makes a person get warped like this? Does he need counseling? Do I need counseling? Who's sick? B. Wildered.

Dear You both could use some counseling, but he probably won't go, so I hope you will. You need to learn how to deal with your husband's punitive attitude toward sex. Actually, the stairs, the bathtub and the Jeep aren't nearly as serious as withholding lex as punishment. It is not abnormal to want a change in scenery. Dear Ann: My brother died recently.

I'm sorry now that we weren't closer. We lived in nearby cities but somehow our family and work commitments took priority over a letter or a phone call. I'd like to share the letter I wrote to my children and his, in the hope that they won't make the same mjstake we made: "Dear Ones: During this time of mourning there comes a pause for reflection, appraisal and regret. I regret that my brother and I did not accept each other as we were. I regret that we didn't help each other more, that we didn't share our feelings and our troubles.

I regret that we didn't make time for each other. These things I regret for myself. Yet, I believe I am not alone." Your column has assuaged many a hurt, Ann. I hope my personal experience will serve to strengthen your efforts. A.A.B., New Brunswick, N.J.

Dear A.A.B.: Of course it's too late to do anything about your "regrets," but writing that letter to your brother's children, and to yours, and sharing it with my millions of readers will surely cause others to reflect on their relationships with brothers and sisters. You will never know how much good you have done. Thank you. 21 Sings to sleep 22 Use a lever 23 Acquires 24 Newspaper notice (abbr.) 25 Travels in 27 Potential trouble source 28 Ancient Italian family 29 Cross in I church 32 Act 35 I possess (contr) 36 Author Fleming 40 Cut down 42 Doesn't exist (cont.) 44 Commerce agency (abbr.) 45 Dieter's concern 46 Empty 48 Gone 50 French resort 51 Invite 53 Encore 54 Doctrine adherent (suffix) 55 George Gershwin's brother (abbr.) 2 Can be left out 3 Channel 4 Canine cry 5 By means of 6 Disinclined 7 Thorny shrub 8 Spasms 9 Actress Lupmo 10 Motoring association 1 1 Forearm bone 12 Spoil 16 Before (prefix) 19 It is (contr) 38.