The Honolulu Advertiser from Honolulu, Hawaii • 67

Andy Capp POI BOWL SECTION HONOLULU ADVERTISER Oct. 28, 1971" F-7 NOTNOKMEB3B GO ON, TELL ank iniiiiiiiiiz at ICil ane'a TOMORROW. OU(VE 'AD ME MORE r-i ABOUT VOUR. ENOUGH EXCITEMENT WT UARITK I FORTDaAY II HAWAII sammy amalu -TT honest, (BUMEvD Li'I Abner JUST ONE. IM A TURN UP THE YOU PLACE CALLED MEANIN' ME, I WE LL PINPOINT ME AM DOG PATCH.

BUT ITS IT AND HURLTHE THERE CUSS IT, 1 1 ieurr IS ttT at SUCH A DISTANT COMPLAINT, THE AT IX 'COMPLAIN OKJE COMPUTER. HASN'T n-r DROPPED TO picked it oprr, PRACTICALLY Few things astonish me more than the happy situation that prevails at the Kilauea Military Camp up at the Volcano. It is a situation that is not common in the military but is perhaps a prelude of good-things that are to come. In the past, I have been always somewhat annoyed by the wide breach that separates the commissioned officer from the enlisted man in our various military services. This wide chasm exists for only one reason: the rather foolish notion that familiarity must necessarily breed contempt.

And that it is difficult to drink with a man one day and share the pleasure of his company and then order him to his probable death the next. Familiarity, of course, does not" always breed-contempt unless the individuals concerned are contemptuous and of themselves deserve such contempt. And in our military, each man knows the part that he must play if the whole is to survive. In any extremity, the commander must command. The commanded must obey.

Else all will perish and security fly. SUCH A separation of military rank may have been imperative in the past when there was a great social and cultural difference between the military officer and the common soldier. Perhaps even now such a difference obtains in other less democratic societies. But it certainly does not obtain in the United States. Only too often in this country, the common soldier is intellectually and culturally equal if not superior to the officer who must command him.

As a consequence, separation by rank is absurd in America and certainly should be abolished. The soldier. At least as difficult -as it is. in the shower. The only noticeable difference is that the general is usually older.

But then he might be a sergeant. The private is nearly always younger. But then he might be a lieutenant. Who can tell? I discussed this particular subject at length with Maj. Joe Lacey, the camp commander, and with his extremely able Sgt.

Victorine, who happens to be an Island boy fr.om the wilds of Kalihi. They both expressed their very great satisfaction with these informal conditions that are available at KMC. HERE OFFICERS and men come to relax and to enjoy what is perhaps the most unique beauty in the entire country. The motto at the camp is that everyone is a VIP, and that is exactly how everyone is treated regardless of rank or of station. In this if nothing else, the Kilauea Military Camp is in itself unique and may actually herald good things that are in the offing for our military services.

The Camp is a place of great beauty and lies at the threshold of Pele's vast palaces. Here, the four military arms cooperate with each other. The Army provides the -management. The Navy cooks. The Marines do the security and the Air Force does the driving.

At least, that is what I understand because there is no way to tell the difference between the. four services except at Reveille and Retreat when two Marines in uniform pay the twice daily respect that is due our national colours. Else than this, there is not a uniform in sight. And this may really be all for the best. glory of this country is that we have achieved a society that is almost classless.

IF CLASS does exist at all, it is measured by wealth and is thus never closed to the lower economic levels. A man may rise as far as he is able, and no one disparages a man his humble birth nor despises him for his former poverty. Instead, these are very often-the criteria by which a man's true worth is gauged. A general is an American citizen. A private is also an American citizen.

Politically, there is no difference between the two. Nor between an admiral and a sailor. Neither should there be any difference socially and especially not in the military. On duty, I can understand that a wide difference must exist between the general and the private as also between the admiral and the sailor. Off duty, this should not and must not be so in this democracy.

To contend otherwise is to court yesterday and to ignore the changed conditions of this hour. AT KILAUEA Military Camp, I found these differences of rank to be minimized to the extent that they hardly exist at all. Civilian clothing is the order of the day. And in an aloha shirt, it is almost impossible to tell the difference between a general and a I Freddy Ill III .1 HHIIHIILIMMWIHI I -TWINKLE LITTLE ill- rHoW i novj i WHAT BETTER THt PhovJI THAT IVONDEV- HAVE YOU eoTTOSPtf DINKY" WHAT--KWOCK) VoU V) ABOUT WHftTS Up fiuTTiH --H IT" lRElTlRe.fFJS lip ot V(jfx js Dick Tracy oAIlso A 2-WAY wrist HANDS ON AND THIS THE IS FOR TV, WHICH SHE FASTENS BUSTER. A YOU, BABY.

TO HER LEG WITH TAPE. ROM THE CROWN OF LIZl'S FLOPPY HAT COMES A SNUB-NOSE .32. HEW YOSK BAH rBAHCISCO earl wilson herb caen jr jx Hi Lois I THIS IS FUN tlO AWjXAif4c V-MOW USES' First Name Basis: Fresh from her triumph in Trovatore" at the opera house, soprano Leontyne Price was at Trader Vic's for a midnight snack when up to her table walked-a man who said, "You were great tonight, Leontyne, just terrific." "And what's your name?" asked Miss Price. "I'm Dr. Weitz, Leontyne," beamed the man.

"No," went on the diva, "I mean your first name." "Uh Ernie," he replied. With a bleak little smile, Miss Price said icily, "Goodnight, Ernie." IN ONE EAR: Letting bygones be bygones is a fine old S.F. tradition at the end of a campaign, but I don't think this will apply to Sheriff Matt Carberry and his dogged opponent, Richard Hongisto. No love lost there none at all. "I wouldn't give him a job as hairdresser in.

the women's jail," says Carberry, "but that isn't polite, is it?" (About Hongisto's unusual name it's Finnish.) Former Police Chief AI Nelder, a football nut, went through the most painful part of the withdrawl last week, returning 4iis free season tickets to all 49er, Cal and Stanford games. "They were given to the office, not the man Iguess," he said mournfully -as he mailed them back. Fun City West The Church of the Advent of Christ the King on Fell Street, founded in 1858, now keeps its doors locked all day after too many thefts, too much vandalism. Among, the stolen treasures: the plaque commemorating Father Charles Lathrop, who ministered night and day to the dead and dying during the -06firequake. Anne Bancroft is expecting a baby in the spring and she and Mel Brooks are happy about it i Joey Bishop was telling about Alan Drake's 50th birthday party in Johnnie's Italian restaurant.

"Who catered it?" somebody asked. Joey replied; "Alcoholics Anonymous." When the cast of "The Incompara-' ble Max" celebrated with Japanese food at Rocky H. Aoki's Benibana who was first to leave was Judy Garland's Lorna Luft, 19, who'd just done her second performance as the lead in "Promises, Promises." She left well before midnight. Mets pitcher Tom Seaver.sang some pretty notes from the ringside at the Hines, Hines Dad opening at the American Royal Box, where gal singer Gerri Granger got off to a greaj: start. Incredible as it seems, Hines, Hines Dad turn out to have an Ohio background, same as Jesus Christ Superstar, Thomas Alva Edison, the Wright Brothers, and seven Presidents.

No wonder they're good 1 THE MIDNIGHT EARL Secret Stuff: A big B'-way star won't be hired again by a major film company; they say his drinking made his most recent picture "completely unplayable" Michael Kidd was called in as the hew director of "Candida" Restaurateur John Bruno (of Pen Pencil) is recovering from burns his racing car crashed and the gas tank exploded Jacqueline Bissett will play Paul Newman's dtr. in "Judge1 'Newman plays a 70-year-old "Carnal Knowledge" racked up $81,800 in weeks in one theater here. WISH I'D SAID THAT: Louis Jordan, who once co-starred with Liz Taylor, said: "Working with her. is like counting your money you never get tired doing it." REMEMBERED QUOTE: "It takes all kinds of people to make a world and it's about time they got started." EARL'S PEARLS Everybody's so diet-conscious now that if someone says you're not half the man you used to be, it's a compliment. Peter Sellers, as a British prime minister, had this now-timely line on a comedy album: "In this country we have one of the finest Secret Services in the world.

Unfortunately, it belongs to the Russians." Blondio UF- SHE JUST TALKS ABOUT IT" 1 cue tirtni'T DO IT 111 11 CORA ANP iHIll SHE KEEPS ISTHATWHWOU'RE 1J THAO ANOTHER (TALKING ABOUT SO DEPRESSED V-1 111 i LEAVING TAXr- v-i MORNING foi ME vt NO! LD7E IS HARD: Sighed stewardess Stevie Stras-ser to Barney Peterson aboard a United 747 flying in from Chicago last week: the bigger these things are, the less chance there is of meeting Mr. Right!" Gee, it must be fun to be a movie director. S.F.'s Francis Ford Coppola flew off to Rome with a print of his "The Godfather" flick to give to Nino Rota, who'll do the music (Rota is famed as Fellini's Poet Allen Ginsberg has achieved a new pinnacle: the Grabhorn-IIoyem Press here is printing 275 copies of his 1957 Beatnik classic. "Howl," to sell at $60 per; signed by the author, naturally. Pogo AN' HIM WHO 15 lH IS 18 INWtlKft MA'M'SCUE' yoo woo, posp, hat'9 you Pin? out'Sout yous HtPHVH WHAT WAS MlSSIN'f i O0 nwnnp.

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