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ENTERTAINMENTS GUIDE THE GUARDIAN Friday February 20 1987 THEATRES London ADELPHI. 836 7611.0 or 240 CC 741 9999 836 7358 379 6433. Group Sales 930 6123. First call 24 hr day. CC 240 7200 (bkg.

fee). WINNER Now OF THREE to Oct. JOR ENN LORRAINE REITEL CHASE ME AND MY GIRL THE LAMBETH WALK MUSICAL Nightly Directed at by 7.30. Mats Wed. at Mike Ockrent 2.30 Sat.

4.30 8.0. HAPPIEST SHOW TOWN' 5. Exp. THEATRE 01-836 CC 9999. 379 6233.

01- 741 DOROTHY SUSAN ENGEL HARRY TOWE RODERT MACINTOSH GLENISTER in HEIL SIMONS BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS Directed by MICHAEL RUDMAN A National Theatre Production "'Humour at its best, a rich and loving Dally Mall. beautifully shaped will family run for comedy, a long time. Times. Time Out. Evenings 7.50.

Mats Weds 3.0. Sats 5.0 8.30. First Call 24-hr 7-day CC 240 7200 (no bkg fee). Openall hours. 01-379 6433 (no bkg feel.

Grp Sales 01-930 6123. AMBASSADORS THEATRE. 01-836 CC 836 1171. First call (24hrs, 7 days), 7.30, 240 7200 (bkg. fee).

Evas. ROYAL Wed. Mat. SHAKESPEARE Sat. CO.

8. LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES Christopher Hampton Winner of PLAY' Awards. Lindsay Duncan ACTRESS" Olivier Awards 05. APOLLO, Shaftesbury Avenue. 01-437 2663 434 3598, CC First Call 24-hr, day, 240 7200, Keith Prowse, 741 9999 LIMITED UNTIL Mata: Wed.

5 pm, Sat. 8 pm. SUNDAYS 4.30 pm. PETER BARKWORTH Brilliant actor." D. Tel.

What's On. Sun. Times. in SIEGFRIED SASSOON Gan. Jewel of acting Sun.

Times, triumph something special." D. Tel. APOLLO VICTORIA. SS 828 630 Party Bkos 828 6188. First Call CC(24 hr) 240 7200 CC Open all hours 379 Gro Sales 930 6125, Tkts from W.

H. Smith Travel branches. 7.45, Mats Tues Sat. 3.0. MUSICAL THAT SURPAS.

AROUND IN EVERY D. Exp STARLIGHT EXPRESS Music by ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER Lyrics by RICHARD STILGOE Directed by TREVOR NUNN Apply daily to Box Office for returns. Special concessions at £5 on Tuesday Mats for OAPs. Now Booking to September ARTS WC2. 836, 2132 CC 379 6433 (Open hrs).

Tues.Thurs. 8.0, 7.30 10.0. Hull Truck Co's production of John BOUNCERS Very very rude and very D.F. Herald. 01-628 8891.

CC 10 am ROYAL SPEARE BARBICAN THEATRE. Ton't 7.30, and 7.301 final perfa MISALLIANCE by Bernard Shaw. Times. THE MERRY WIVES OF SOR. final perfs Feb.

MAD, BAD AND DANGEROUS TO KNOW with Derek Jacobi for Action Against Aids Sun. 7.30. THE PIT. Ton't AND 5.45EARLY STAGES TRUST. Compiled by Hugh Simon.

Ton't 7.30, tomor. 2.0 7.30, final perta. SCRIPTORIA by Richard Nelson. BOULEVARD. Berwick (nr.

Raymond Revue Bar). 2661. 8.0, Sat. Mat. 5.0.

Jim McManus in HANCOCK'S FINEST HOUR by Colin Bennett. "The charm. the D. Tel. Std.

BUSH THEATRE, 743 3388. MORE LIGHT by SHOO WILSON. 8 pm. COMEDY THEATRE, 930 6123. 2578, CC 240 7200.

930 HINGE BRACKET in a new show. Opens March 3 weeks only. 8. Sat. 5.30 8.30.

COTTESLOE 'S' 928 2252 CC (National Theatre's small auditorium). Mon. 7.30, Tomor. 2.30 A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE! bY Arthur Miller. Tues.

7.30, Wed. 2.30 THREE 7.30 Thur. 7.30 MEN ON A HORSE. CRITERION. S.

930 3216. CC 37.9 6433. Open All Houra. 741 9999. Grps.

836 3962. Evas. 8, Mat. Thurs. 2.30, Sat.

5.30 8.30. FARCE D. The Theatre of Comedy DEREK ROYCE FOWLDS MILLS ALFRED MARKS ANITA JACKI GRAHAM PIPER SAM COX RUN FOR YOUR WIFE! Written and directed by Ray Cooney Over 1,600 side-splitting perfs. 'Should run for life." Sunday Express. Good seats avail.

Thurs. Mats. DOMINION THEATRE 580 580 ALL tel. CC bkgs. FIRST CALL 24 hrs.

7-day on 836 2428. NO BOOKING FEE. Grp sales 930 6123. CC 741 9999. Open all hours 379 6433.

DAVE CLARK'S TIME THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE CLIFF RICHARD AB 'THE ROCK STAR" THE AKASH" PORTRAYAL BY OF LAURENCE OLIVIER 7.30. Sat. 4.0 8.15. Special concessions at £7 all perts. except Fri.

and Sat. evgs. for OAPS, UB40s, students, and under 16s, avail. hour before perf. Seats avail.

for Perf. Ton't. DONMAR WAREHOUSE. 240 8230. Cc Open All Hours 379 DEE DEE BRIDGEWATER as Billie Holliday In LADY DAY From 24, 8.30.

Eves. Feb 8.0, 26 Fri. Sat. 6.0 at 7.0. DONMAR WAREHOUSE.

240 8230. CC 379 All Hours 379 6433. CHEEK BY JOWL in THE CID by Corneille. Evgs. 7.30, Mats, tomor.

3.0. DRURY LANE THEATRE ROYAL Box Office 01-836 8108. 01-240 First call 24-hour 7-day cc bkgs. an 01-240 7200 (No bkg fee) Open all hours. 01-379 6433 (no bkg fee) David Merrick's 42ND STREET SHOW FOR ALL THE FAMILY Winner of all the best Musical Awards for 1984 voted BEST MUSICAL, DRAMA STANDARD AWARDS voted BEST MUSICAL LAURENCE OLIVIER AWARD voted BEST MUSICAL PLAYS PLAYERS LONDON THEATRE CRITICS AWARD Evgs.

8.0, Mats. Wed. 3.0, 5.0 8.30. Reduced Price Mat Weds. Students OAP's standby.

Group Sales 930 6123 NOW BOOKING UNTIL 1988. DUCHESS WC2. 836 8243, CC 240 9648, CC 379 6433 CC day 240 7200. Eves Wed. Mat.

3.0, Sat. 5.0 8.0. NO SEX, PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH DUKE OF YORK hr cc 240 9999. 379 8. Thurs.

Sat. 5 8.30. COMEDY OF THE YEAR Standard Drama Award 1986 STEPPING OUT HIt Comedy by Richard HarTRIUMPH ON TAP Std Dir. by Julia 3rd HILARIOUS YEAR FORTUNE THEATRE as FRANCES Lillian DE LA Hellman TOUR LILLIAN TWO WEEKS ONLY Eves. Tucs.

to Sat. 8 p.m. mats. Sat. Sun.

3 p.m. Box office 836 2238. Credit Cards. 240 7200 and 741 9999. Must end Sun.

Mat. March 1. GARRICK 01-379 6107 call day 240 1200. Grp Sales 930 6125, Open All Hours. Sat 5 4 8 Tues mat LIMITED SEASON MUST END MARCH 1 JUDI MICHAEL of their own Std.

DENCH WILLIAMS MR MRS NOBODY by Keith Waterhouse Directed by Ned Sherrin. best Comedy to End this THIS Mall GLOBE. 01-437 3667 CC 9999 lat Call 240 7200 24 7 day (bkg fee). Grp Sales 930 6125. Evgs.

8 pm, Sats. 8.30. OBSERVER AWARD FOR ING ACHIEVEMENT JACKSON PLOWRIGHT In Loren's THE HOUSE OF BERNARDA with PATRICIA as Josefa. Nuria Espert. Director, Standard GREENWICH 858 7755.

CC BKGS 9999 (no bkg fee). First call 24 hrs 01-340 7200 (bkg feal. Evenings at Mats. Sats, 2.30. THE by David Pownali, thoughtful, thoroughly entertaining.

quite an achievement: The cast is uniformly D. 722 9301. 8 pm, Sat. Mats. pm.

Suchet la brilliant: Jane Wood. Brian Pringle and James Hazeldine match him with acting of equal Gdn. STORY by Box Office CC 01-930 9832. 1st Call day cc bkgs. 240 7200.

379 6433. Open All Hours. Eva. 8.0. Wed Sat Mats.

3.0. DEREK mesmerising mance, Times, in BREAKING THE CODE. by. HUGH WHITEMORE Joanna David Michel Dir by CLIFFORD THIS HUMAN, SERIOUS A A A A A HIGHLY S. Times.

HER MAJESTYS. 01-859 hours 379 6131. First Call 240 7200. AWARO ANDREW WINNING MUSICAL LLOYD THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Starring MICHAEL CRAWFORD SARAH STEVE BARTON Claire Moore plays Christine at certain Dir'ted by HAROLD PRINCE. Evgs 7.45.

Mat. Wed. Sat. b. Current bkg period sold out, new period opening soon.

APPLY DAILY FOR RETURNS. CAST ALBUM OUT NOW. KING'S HEAD. 226 1916. Show EXTENDED UNTIL MAR.

LYRIC HAMMERSMITH. 01 741 2311. Wed. Mats. 2.30.

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7.30. Mats. Wed. Sat. 3.0.

Group Sales 01-930 6123. Reduced price Mats. Students and OAPs standby. FIRST CALL 24 HR. 7 CC BOOKINGS ON 01-240 7200 (NO BOOKING FEE) OPEN ALL HOURS 01-379 6433 (NO BOOKING FEEL WINNER OF ALL THE BEST COMEDY AWARDS FOR 1985 LAST 3 WEEKS LYTTELTON.

2252 CC (National pros centum stage). 2.15 Ton't. (low Mon. price 7.45, Tomor. 7.45 THE MAGISPinero (not THE ICEMAN as printed in leaflet).

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Late Night Cabaret all tkts E4. 6433. 8.0. Fri. 4 MAYFAIR.

CC 629. Sat. 5.40 8.10. Best thriller for S. Mir.

RICHARD TODD in THE BUSINESS OF MURDER "An unabashed winner." S. Exp. "'Sensational." Times. SEVENTH THRILLING YEAR NATIONAL SANK THEATRE NATIONAL THEATRE COMPANY See OLIVIER, ENTRIES COTTESLOE. Excellent cheap seats day of perf, all theatres from 10 am.

RESTAURANT (928 PARK 2033) TOURS OF BUILDING (inc. Back Stage). £2. Info. 633 0880.

NEW LONDON. Drury Lane WC2. 01-405 0072 CC OPEN ALL HOURS 379 6433. Tkt: from W. H.

Smith Travel branches. 7.45. Tue. Sat. 3 7.45, THE ANDREW LLOYD WEB.

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BARS OPEN 6.45 pm. NOW BOOKING TO MAY SO. Postal and tel. bkgs. only accepted for pers.

June 1 to Jan. 2. 1988. YOU WAIT THE LONGER YOU'LL WAIT OLD VIC 928 7616 CC261 1821. Royal Company In glorious musical D.

Tel. KISS ME KATE Previews from May 8 Now Cooking! OLD VIC. 928 .7616. CC 261 1821. The English Shakespeare Co in THE HENRYS Henry Part 1, Henry IV Part Henry Dir.

by Michael Bogdanov. best thing to have British theatre for D. Tel. March 16-May 2. CC Nos.

(bkg. fee): 1st Call 240 7200. Open All Hours 379 6433. Grp. Sales 930 6123.

OLIVIER 'S' 928 2252. CC (National open 2.0 price mat.) 7.15 7.15. Tomor. last perfs, ANIMAL FARM. by Orwell, adapted by Peter Hall.

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928 7616. CC 261 1821. Eves. 7.30, Wed. Mats.

2.30. Sate. 4.1 7.45. MCDOWELL STEENBURGEN CHERIE FRANK LUNGHI GRIMES and GEOFFREY BURRIDGE In HOLIDAY a comedy by Philip Darry Dir. by LINDSAY ANDERSON EXPERT PIECE OF HIGH THE WRITING IS LIKE FLOWING AND SPARKLING ACTING ELEGANT WITTY Sunday Times.

LAST 2 WEEKS! CC (bkg. Open All Hours Call 7-day 240 7200. PALACE THEATRE 434 0909. CC OPEN ALL HOURS 379 6433. First Call 24hr 7-day CC 2407200.

Grp Sales 930 Tickets from W. H. Smith Travel branches. THE MUSICAL SENSATION LES MISERABLES "IF YOU CAN'T GET A TICKET STEAL ONE!" STD. Evgs 2.50.

Mats. Thurs. admitted Sat. not until the interval. THE TOUTS FOR RETURNS AT THE COX OFFICE.

available Thurs mat. 379 PICCADILLY. 137 OPEN EE 741 9999. LIMITED SEASON ONLY! Directed by Nica Burns in FASCINATING AIDA Their Now Show '87! AND WONDERFULLY ENT' Gan. IRREVERMon.

-Thurs. 6.30 8 9.30 Fri. p.m. and Sat. Today 8 pm perf only! PRINCE EDWARD.

Box Office 734 8951. All tel CC bkgs. First Call 24 Hr. Days CC 836 3464 (no bkg. fee), Grp.

Sales 930 06123 7.30. Mats. Thurs. Sat. 2.30.

Best Musical 1986, Drama Magazine. CHESS GRAND MASTER OF SHOW" NEWSWEEK. Now booking to Mat. seats sometimes available on day. On Monday Evgs.

Thurs, mats. the part of Florence will be played by Siobhan McCarthy. PRINCE OF WALES. W1. 24-hour.

839 day 5987 CC. EKG FEE) 240 7200. First Grp. Sales 741 930 9999. 6123.

Open Keith All Prowse. Hours 379 6435. 'ALLO 'ALLO with all sauce at the cafe of the TV SHOW STARS Exp. Ev9s. 8.40.

8. (Perf. Fri. 5.30 times 8.0, from Sat. March 5.30 2: Mon.

8.40, to Wed. Mat. 3.0) MUST END MAY SO QUEEN'S. 01-734 CC 240 9999. ACTRESS OF THE YEAR VARIETY CLUB OF GO MAUREEN LIPMAN in WONDERFUL TOWN SPIRIT LIFTING JOY.

IT 18 MUCH THE BEST CAL IN LONDON." Gon. Mon. -Sat. 8. Mats.

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SCRAPE OFF THE an East End Family Drama by Tunde Ikoli. performance from Jul Gascoine. Ind. "Irresistably City Limita. Eves.

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Sat. Mat. 4 pm. SOLD OUT. VAUDEVILLE.

5645. Box First Office call CC. CC. 24 hrs. 240 7200 (8kg.

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2.30, Saturday 5.0 8.30. ULIA ACTRESS OF THE YEAR Standard Drama Award JARVIS PETER BLYTHE JOSEPHINE TEWSON In ALAN A new play WOMAN IN MIND MUST BE THE FUNNIEST PLAY IN LONDON, IT IS ALSO THE MOST DISTURBING." S. Tel. PALAN AYCKBOURN IS WRITING AT HIS Sunday Times. VICTORIA PALACE, Box Office CC 834.

4735 CC 741 6435. First Call CC 01-240 day. Grp Sales 930 6123. TREVOR STEPHEN EVE REA' IATASHA RICHARDSON ANGELA RICHARDS HIGH SOCIETY Directed by Richard Eyre Wed. Mat.

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Tannhauser PENDERECKI Violin Con. SCHUMANN: Sym. No. 4 Soloist: CHRISTIANE EDINGER Preview Lecture 6.20 NICHOLAS KRAEMER Conducts MANCHESTER CAMERATA 7.30 March, BACH Suite No 3 in MOZART Piano Con No 21. VIVALDI Concerto Grosso in min.

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PLAZA (Opp. Camden Town Raymond Briggs WHEN THE WIND BLOWS (PG). A bly funny courageous The Guardian. Film at 1.30, 3.20, 5. 7.10, 9.10.

CHELSEA CINEMA. Kings Rd, SW5.351 A new thriller by CLAUDE CHABROL, INSPECTEUR LAVARDIN (15). Film at 2.25, 4.30, 6.40, CIC PROGRAMME 200 0200. COOKINGS: 240 7200 24 A WEEK (OKG. FEE).

All seats bookable in advance for all performances. Advance booking offices open daily 11 am to 9 pm. (Sun. pm to 9 pm). ALL CINEMAS NO SMOKING.

El off all seats 1st Matinee Performance every day. EMPIRE Leicester Square. GOLDEN CHILD (PG), In Dolby Stereo. Daily. 1.15, 3.45, 6.15.

8.45. Late show Fri. Sat. 11.15 p.m. From February LESSER 27 GOD OF (15).

Advance Box Office now open. Leicester TOP GUN In Dolby Stereo. Progs. Late Daily. 1.0, 3.30, 6.00.

show Sat. 11.15 p.m. EMPIRE 3. Leicester Square. LEGAL EAGLES (PG).

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6.0, 8.30. Late show Fri. Sat. 11.15 p.m. PLAZA 1 Piccadilly Circus.

CROCODILE DUNDEE (15). In Dolby Stereo. Sep. Progs Daily. 1.0.

2.55, 5.0, 9.15 Late show Fri. Sat, 11.30 p.m. FERRIS BUELLER'S OFF (15). In Dolby Stereo. Sep.

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Sat. 11.15 PLAZA MONA LISA (18), Sep. 6.00. 8.30. Late show Fri.

Progs. Daily. 1.0, 3.30, Sat. 11.15 RTEURN (15), 1.0, 8.30. Late show Fri.

Sat. 11.15 p.m. CURZON MAYFAIR, Curzon St. 499 3737. Antonio Gades.

Laura del Sol in Carlos Saura's LOVE BEWITCHED (PG). Film at 2.0 (not Sun), 4.10, 6.20 8.40. and visually a feast' F.T. Must end Feb 26. CURZON WEST W1.

END, 439 Shaftesbury Avenue. Maggie Smith. Denholm Elliott, Judi Dench in ROOM WITH VIEW (PG) film at 1.50 (not 3.45, 6.10 8.40. A film as near to perfection as it's possible conceive my movie of Alexander Walker, Std. Nominated for 8 Oscars and 14 BAFTA awards.

ICA CINEMA, THE MALL, 01-930 3647. THE HOLY INNOCENTS Dir. Mario Camus with Francisco Rabal. Alfredo Lanza (Spain 1984 Subt) One of the outstanding Spanish productions of the Derek Malcolm. Dally 5.0, 7.0, 9.0.

ICA MATHE 6.30 8.30 THE KEEP. Wr Dir Michael Mann. with Scott Glenn, Jurgen All seats bookable. (ICA Day Pass 60p). LEICESTER SQUARE 930 5252 rings.

930 7615 (24-hour Bookings). Wait Disney's I PETER PAN (U) plus WINNIE THE POON IND THE HONEY TREE (U). Sep daily 12.10 (not Sun.) 4.30, 6.40. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (15). Sep.

prog. 9.0. Late Night Show Fri. Sat. 12.0 midnight.

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Andrei Tarkovsky's THE SACRIFICE (15). of the decade's major works, lain Sunday Times. Film at 2.10, 5.05. 8.10. Fully licensed bar.

Advance booking METRO. Rupert Street, London 01-437 0757. DOWN BY (15), 1.40 (not 3.55. 6.10. 9.05 daily plus short JERUSALEM (PG) 8.35 dally.

POLICE STORY (18) 3.15. 5.15, 7.15. 9.15 daily. 235 4225. MARRIED Delly 5.0.

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Seats bookable in advance 9.0. NATIONAL FILM THEATRE, 928 3232 (Credit Cards 928 1711. NFT1: 2.30 ALIENS (USA 1986) 70mm. 137 mins. ANNA KARENINA (USA 1935).

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