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GUIDE THE GUARDIAN Friday February 20 1987 30 ENTERTAINME THE PIT. Ton 5 45 EARLY LYRIC THEATRE. Shaftesbury CINEMAS London THEATRES OPERA BALLET ST MARTIN'S. 836 1 443. CC No.

379,6433. Evas. B.0, Tues. 2.45. Sats.

at 5.0 ft 8.0 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S THE MOUSETRAP COMEDY OF THE YEAR Standard Drama Award ISM STOPPING OUT CONCERTS Regional SHEFFIELD PHILHARMONIC CONCERTS City Hall Sheffield OLD VIC. 928 7616. CC 261 1821. Eves. 7.30.

Wed. Mats. 2. SO, Sats. 4.07.45.

MALCOLM MARY MCDOWELL STEENBURGEN CHERIE FRANK LUNGHI GRIMES and GEOFFREY BURRIDGE In HOLIDAY "AN EXPERT PIECE OF HIGH COMEDY. THE WRITING IS ACTING IS IRRESISTIBLE: ELEGANT WITTY'! Sunday Times. LAST 2 WEEKSI 7-day 240 7200. London ADELPHI. 836 7611 or, 240 -ravxa rr 741 qqqq 836 7358 379 6433.

Croup Sale au oi.Mnr can nr day. cc veu uu idks. ieei, Ukui Knfllfl ui Art 31 WINNER OF THREE MAJOR MIWUIL AWARDS. ENN LORRAINE REITEL CHASE ME AND HY GIRL THE LAMBETH WALK MUSICAL niiitrtMl hv Mllr rirkrent Nl9htly at 7.30. Mats Wed.

at Z.OU BBC. Ci O.U. "THE HAPPIEST SHOW IN ALDWVCH THEATRE 01-836 otuguoei. osoa. ui- 741 9999.

DOROTHY SUSAN TUTIN ENGEL HARRY TOWS STEVEN ROBERT MACINTOSH nGLENISTER NEIL SIMONS BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS Directed by MICHAEL A National Theatre Production -numourai its oesi. a nciioiiu loving production." Mall. "A beautifully shaped family comedy," Times. It will run fora long time. Time UUI, Vvmntnnn Mntl 7.XO.

Mats Weds 3.0. Sats S.O A 8.30. First Call 24-hr 7-day CC 01- 2407200(nobkgfee). Openall nours. ui-o buj iiiu fee).

Cm Sales Ql-930 6123. AMBASSADORS THEATRE. 01-836 61 1 12. CC 836 1 171 First call 24hrs, 7 days! 240 ZUU long, icei. CVRb, Wed.

Mat. 3. Sat. 4 St 8. ROYAL SHAKESPEARE CO.

LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES by Christopher Winner of 4 "BEST PLAY" Awards. Lindsay Ouncan "BEET ACTRESS" OllvUr Awards 86. AMLIH EhnftMhtini AMIUI 01-437 2663. 434 3598. CC First Call 24-hr, 7 day, 240 7200.

Keith Prowse. 741 9999 LIMITED SIAaUNi unilS, MMHLH a pin. Mats: Wed. 3 pm. Sat.

5 pm, SUNDAYS 4.30 pm. PETER BARKWORTH "Brilliant actor. D. Tel. "Brilliant." What's on.

"Brilliant. 'Sun. Times. SIEGFRIED SASS00N "Outstanding." Gdn. A lMfji nfflptlna." Sun.

Times. A trliimnh snmnthinti special.1 u. lei AMLLO VICTOR SR 828 866567, CC 6S0 626V345 First CallCC 24 hr) 240 7200 cj upen an noun -evn. 1 A MUSICAL THAT SURPASj Wmm ANTTMINb AKgUNMIR VERY DIMENSION," D. txp STARLIGHT EXPRESS Music by ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER Lyrics by RICHARD STILGOE directed by TREVOR NUNN Apply daily to Box Office for returns.

Special concessions at 5 on TunulBV Mats for OAPs. Wow Booking to September ARTS. WCI. 836.2132 CC 379 MOO UPD mi nra Tues. Thurs.

8.0. Fri.Sat 7.30 1U.U, Bull Truck Co's production of John Goober's BOUNCERS Very crude, veryrude and very funny." D.F. Herald. MICAN. 01-628 8795638 8891.

CC 10 am to 8 pm) ROYAL SHAKESPEARE COMPANY. BARflCAN THEATRE. Ton 7.30. Tomor.2.0 and 7.30 final perfs MISALLIANCE by Bernard Shaw. "Glorious" Times.

THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR, final perfs Feb. 23-28, March 2-7. MAO, BAD AND DANGEROUS, TO KNOW with Derek Jacobl for Action Against Aids Sun. 7.30. Hit Comedy by Richard Harris.

Dir. by Julia McKenzle. ''TRIUMPH ON TAP'Std 3rd HILARIOUS YEAR FORTUNE THEATRE FRANCES OE LA TOUR as Lillian Hellman In LILLIAN TWO WEEKS ONLY Evgs. Tues. to Sat.

8 p.m. man. Sat. St Sun. 3 p.m.

Box Office 8362238. CreditCards. 240 7200 and 741 9999. Must end Sun. Mat.

March 1 GARRICK 01-379 6107, Open All Hours. Evgs. 7.30 Sat 5 A 8 (Tues mat 3 pm). LIMITED SEASON! MUST END MARCH 14 JUDI MICHAEL DENCH W1UJAMS "Class of their own" Std. rtlwtArl hu Maw.

RhapWn. 'Tit bnt Cowtdy to rMcH tit wan mna vnrs iwr iiitmei IVCRVUIDV THli MOWDY. Musi GLOBE. 01-437 3667 CC 741 lac -oil aw iw AVLrjt 7 day (bkg fee). Grp Sales 930 6123.

Evgs. In, Sats. 5 St OBSERVER OLIVIER JACKSON FLOWrVgHT In Lerca's "thiilllnp" Obs "he house of bernarda alba with PATRICIA HAYES as Maria Josefa. Nuria Espert, Best Director, CRIINWICH THEATRE, 01- 9999 (no bkg fee. First call 24 hrs 01-240 7200 bks fee).

Evenlnjn at 7.45. Mats. Sata. 2.30. THB VIEWING by David fownaii imeiiiaeni, Thnuohtful.

thorouahlv enter taining quite an achievement. The. cast is uniformly u. icicgrapn uABjBtTin nm Fuim. a pm.

sat. mens, pm, -mtmwiy Suchtt is brilliant: Jane Wood. Brian Prinsleand James Hazel-, dine match him with acting of irUobTWrS: HAYMARKBT. ROYAL. Boxplj TUIATSI lice A CC 01 -930 9832.

1st Call 24-hr7 day. cc DKgs. wr fifiuu. an iwjj rin-n All Mm im 'A truly niesinerisuig perf or- muiC" lames, in BREAKING THE CODE hv MUfSI iHWHITEMORE D.rbycVlf&lSvtt. "THIS; HUj nujAi HHI HJUS VBI COMMEMi HT HHiniiT ta II hours 379 6131 Call CC CC ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S AWARD WINNING MUSICAL THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Starring MICHAEL CRAWFORD SARAH STEVE BRIGHTMAN BARTON Claire Moore plays Christine at certain performances, Dir'ted by HAROLD PRINCE.

Evgs 7.45. Mat. Wed. St Sat. 3.

Current bkg period sold out. new period opening soon. APPLY DAILY FOR RETURNS. CAST ALBUM OUT NOW. cr.Sr&Va THE Musical.

Dnr. 7. Show 8 o.n EXTENDED UNTIL MAPI. Si LYRIC HAMMERSMITH. 331 1.

Evas 7.45. Wed. Mats. 2.30, Sit. Mots.

4.0 SCOUT'S HbNOUR by Chrn miw.DMW, STUDIO. Evgs ,8 pm, ArneM Htadut'l Tftgl WHATEVER HAPPENI ANNOUNCEMENTS PALACE THEATRE 434 0909. fju urcn all nuuna jij 6433. First Call 24hr 7-davCC 2407200. Grp Sales 9306129.

Tickets from W. H. Smith Travel branches. THE MUSICAL SENSATION LES MISERABLES "IF YOU CANT GET A TICKET STEAL ONE!" STD. Evgs 7.30.

Mats. Thurs. ft Sat. 2.30. Latecomersnotadmitted until the interval.

BEAT THE TOUTS BY ENQUIRING FOR RETURNS AT THE BOX OFFICE. Seats available Thurs mat. LIMITED SEASON ONLYI FASCINATING AIDA Mon. -Thurs. 8 p.m.

Fri. and Sat. 6.30 A 5.30 p.m. Today 8 urn perf only! PRINCE EDWARD. Office 734 8951.

All tel. CC bkaS; First Call 24 Hr. 7 Days.CC 836 3464 (no bkg. fee). Grp.

Sales 930 6123 7.30. Mats. Thurs. ft Sat. 2.30.

Best Musical 1986. Drama Magazine. CH ESS "A GRAND MASTER OF A SHOW" NEWSWEEK. Mat. seats sometimes available on oay.

tin muuuwr. JK Thnllc mnta. the nart Of Flor ence will be played by Siobhan OF WALK. Wl 839 da? (BKG FEE) 240 7200. Grp.

Sales 9306123. Keith Prowse 741 9999Open All llours 379 6433. wltn tne it aniin rtf "It's all sauce at the cafe of S.30&- 8.8: (Perf SmW-fCpnvMarch, 2: Mon. tc Fri. .0, Sat.

5.30 ft MUST END MAY 30 All.DUH ni.734 116671167 10. 24-hr. 240 liSiniraiaii'Ntiiiti ACTRESS OF THE YEAR VARIETY CLUB OF GB MAUREEN UPMAN in WONDERFUL TOWN "A SPIRIT-LIFTING JOY. IT IS MUCH THE BEST MUSI- CAL IN LONDON. Gdn.

8. Matt. Wed. 2.30. Sat.

5.0. MONO REVUEBAR. CC A 1SS. two allows nightly, 8 p.m. 10 p.m.

Paul Rayriiond presents THE FESTIVAL OF EROTICA. New edition at the world's centre or erotic enter-talnment. 29th Great Vear. RIVERSIDE STUDIOS. 748 3354.

Monstrous Regiment's ALARMS by Susan YsnKowltz. Bold, beautiful, alarming piece," City Limits. Eves. 8 pm. ROYAL COURT CC 730 1 745.

Jin a kuah back Dir. by Simon Curtis. cyw liii. ou. nriam pm.

SOHO POLY THEATRE. 636 oy Lara Moran. Tonfaht 7 a.m. I OimU ntU it est fji rtstisti Jut ttfirt rtrftnuaM TOMORROW AT 7.30 Tickets at the Door SKROWACZEWSKI HALLE ORCHESTRA JON KIMURA PARKER Beethoven Egmont Ov. Prokofiev Piano Concerto No.3 Tchaikovsky Symphony No.

4 Friday, Feb. 27, 7.30 SKROWACZEWSKI HALLS ORCHESTRA CHRISTIANS EDINGER Wagner Tannhauser Ov. Pendereckl Violin Concerto Schumann Symphony No. 4 Saturday, March 7, 7 pm ENGLISH NORTHERN PHILHARM0NIA SHEFFIELD PHILHARMONIC CHORUS David Llavd Jones Rita Cullli, Keifh Lewis William Shlmmell Borodin Prince Igor Ov. Rachmanlnov The Bells TehalkDvakw Caerlrelo ItallAn Tchalkovskv Dutt from Romeo no JHIIBT Borodin Polovtilan Dances.

SI 2.10, 3.70, 4.: 3.70. EC.S0 Booking Office, City Hall Shef- Held Sf 2HB. (0742) 735295 ft Payments to Sheffield Council City HALLE Free Trade Hall STANISLAW SKROWACZEWSKI Conducts: This Sunday 7.30 (SI STRAUSS: Don Juan BRAHMS: Sym No 1 Soloist: JON KIMURA PARKER Next Thurs. Feb. 3S, 7.30 (S) WAGNER: Ov.

Tannhauser PENDERECKJ Violin Con. SCHUMANN: Sym. No. 4 Soloist: CHRISTIANE EDINGER Preview Lecture 6.20 NICHOLAS KRAEMER Conducts MANCHESTER CAMERATA Wsd.Thurs.Sura4V5a March, BACH Suite No 3 in MOZART Piano Con No 21. VTVALDi Concerto rosso in mm.

HANDEL Music for Royal Rreworks Soloist: IMOGEN COOPER SondSAE for FREE PROSPECTUS (S) Standby for Students ft Unemployed at reduced prices Join the Halle Concerts society for Priority Booking Halle. Room 1. 30 Cross M2 7BA. Credit Cards 061-834 1712 STAIjIS AND TBI trust, co mo nea oy Hugn Simon. Ton't 7.30, tomor.

2.0 A 7.30. final perfs. PRINCIP-IA SCRIPTORIAE by Richard meison. flUUVADB. Rarnwlrlr Wl (nr.

Raymond ReyueBar). 437 fiDDIi CVatf. D.U, JUL. 1111 5.0. Jim McManus in HANCOCK'S F1NESTH0UR by Colin Bennett.

"The charm, the laughs." D. Tel. "Magnificently mas- tered." Std. BUSH THEATDF. 743 3388.

MORE LIGHT by SJNOO WIL- pm. COMEDY THEATRE. 930 2578. CC Z4U 7ZUU. urps.

sou DIM, HINGE BRACKET In a niiw Stinw. Opens March 3 4 WReks only. a. oat. a.ou 8.30.

COTTESLOE 'S' 928 2252 CC (National Theatre's small auditorium). Mon. 7.30. Tomor. 2.30 St 7.30 A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE by Arthur Miller.

Tues. 3.0 4 7.30. Wed. 2.30 St 7.30 BOPHAI Thur. 7.30 THREE mkw or.

nwnaat. CRITERION. S. 930 3216. CC .5 IM 0M.OIWnAU Hours.

741 9999. Grps. 836 e.vgs. wiax. inura.

"BRITISH FARCE AT ITS bt," v. man. The Theatre of Comedy Co DEREK ROYCC FOWLDS MILLS ALFRED MARKS ANITA JACKI GRAHAM PIPER SAM COX RUN FOR Y0URWIFEI Written and directed by ir rl Over 1.600 side-splitting Runrtnv Ev.OriSS. Good seats avail. Thurs.

Mats. DOMINION THEATRE 580 BB4O670. 3BU MM ALL tel. l-U DKgS. rittai l-MI-k hrs.

7-doy an 836 2428. NO BOOKING FEE. Grp sales 930 6123. CC 741 9999. Open all hours 379 6433.

DAVE CLARK'S TIME THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE CLIFF RICHARD AS "THE ROCK STAR" LAURENCE OLIVIER 7.30. Sat. 4.0 A 8.15. Special concessions at 7 all perfs. except Fri.

and Sat. evgs. for OAPs, UB40S, students, and under 16s, avail. 1 hour before perf. Seatsavall.

for Perf. Ton't. DONMAR WAREHOUSE. 240 ozou. ucjupen ah Hours ou 65656433.

DEE DEE BRIDGEWATER as Blllle Helllday In LADY DAY From Feb. 24. Eves. 8.0. Fri.

A Sat. 6.0 tt 8-30. Feb 26 at 7.0. DONMAR WAREHOUSE. 240 evou.

uj os ooooupen All Hours 379 6433. Til CHEEK BY JOWL in THE CID by Corneille. Evgs. 7.30. Mats, tomor.

3.0. DRUnV UHC THEATRE ROYAL Box Office CC. 01-836 aiua. UI-Z4U jjuonf. rirsr.

call 24-hour 7-day cc bkgs. an O1-240 7200 (No bkg fee) Open all hours. 01-379 6433 (no bkg fee) David Merrick's 42ND STREET A SHOW FOR ALL THE FAMILY Winner of all the best Musical Awards for 19B4 voted BEST MUSICAL, STANDARD DRAMA AWARDS voted BEST MUSICAL LAURENCE OLIVIER AWARD voted BEST MUSICAL PLAYS A PLAYERS LONDON THEATRE CRITICS AWARD Evgs. 8.0, Mats. Wed.

3.0, Sat. S.O A B.30. Reduced Price Mat Weds. Students St OAP's standby. Grj Sales 930 NOW BOOKING UNTIL 19E8.

DUCHESS WC 2. 836 843. SCC 24hr7 day 240 7200. Evgs 8 Wed. Mat.

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Liverpool, L26 6LH. 36867. Ol- OOI.W.lOi lou. ui- COLIN BLAKELY, "A brilliant and Joyously ALAN 'aVcTbour-n? A CHORUS OF DISAPPROVAL "Heartbreaklngly Ifnm" Times. "A rare evening of comic exhilaration" Times.

Evgs. 7.30. Mats. Wed. and HI.

O.U. UIUUP Mica 6123. Reduced. price Mats. Students and OAPs standby.

FIRST DALL4 HR. 7 BOOKINGS ON 01-240 7200 (NO BOOKING FEE) OPEN ALL HOURS 01-379 6433 (MO BOOKING FEE) WINNER OF ALL THE BEST COMEDY AWARDS FOR 1985 LYTTELTON. 'S' 928.2252 CC (National Theatre's proscenium stage). Ton't. Mqn.

7.45, Tomor. 2J (low price mat) A 7.45 THE, MAGISTRATE by Plnero (not THE ICEMAN COMETH as printed In leaflet). Thur. 7.45. Wed.

2.1S (low.price mat) a 7.43 COMING IN LA WD Inn. TUt IMMAH COMETH as printed in leaflet). Ton't 11 pm Lyttelton Buffet Mere soup aopgs. laic 1. 1 1 1 1.

iw ret all Mete fcl. MAYFAIR. CC 629 3036379 040a. o-w. rii.

c. Sat. 5.40 ft 8.10. "Beat thriller for years." S. Mir.

RICHARD TODD in THE BUSINESS OF MURDER An unabashed winner." S. Exp. "Sensational. Times. SEVENTH THRILLING YEAR "atsSBah-5a'5ktr" NATIONAL THEATRE LYTTELTON rraTTBTt.OC.

Excellent cheap seats day of pen. an ineaircs ruiii TOURS OF BUILDING (Inc. Back Stage). 2. Info.

633 0880. "YON0ON. Dru. Lane WC2" Ol -405 OPEN from W. H.

Smith Travel branches. Evg. iub, THE ANDREW LLOYD WEB. BER.T. S.

ELIOT INTERNATIONAL AWARD WINNING MUSIbMI. CATS APPLY. DAILY TO BOX OFFICE FOR Group bookings 01-40S 1567 un ui IB MOT ABMII IEU AUDITORIUM IS I 'A PROaWBAHs" 6.45 pm. NOW BOOKING TO UAVW1 Dnrtl fllld tl. hlCM.

only accepted for perf s. June 1 to Jen. 2. 1988. TUB I OUnRR VOU WAIT THB LONGER YOU'LL WAIT OLDVIC928 7616CC261 1821, tHnrai anaai "Cole Porter glor loos musical" D.

Tel. KISS ME KATE Previews from May 8 WOW ni Q9R 7A1A. tr.r. 1821 TheEngllsh Shakespeare fjo in THE HENRYS Henry IV Part Htnry IV Part nnrrv. Dir.

by Michael Bogdanov. iTha Km niM ta hAv lia pened to Brltlih theatre for rk. Tel. CC Nos. (bkg.

fee): 1st Call 240 7200. Open All Hours379 OLIVIER 'S' 928 2252. CC (national ihwwd. vwcii stage). 7.15.

Tomor. 2.0 (low price mat.) St 7.15 lest perfs. ANIMAL FARM, by Orwell, adapted by Peter Hall. Previews Thurs. 7.15 ft Feb.

27 to March ft March 12 to 17 at 7.15. Opens March IB at 7.0. Then March 19 to 21 SIX CHARACTE.RS. IN SEARCH OF AN AUTHOR. 3 Archaeological Volunteers Experienced volunteers needed, April-July, 1987, for excavation of medieval castle near Elgin, N.

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Call 24-hr. 7-day or 240 7200. Booking fee. CABARET hUM "The sharpest, most sophlstl; cattd, most rbythmlc imitlcsl now running inthe West End." Std. STARRING WAYNE SLEEP TOYAHWILLC0X Directed and choreographed by Gillian Lynne.

7.30. Fri. ft Sat. 5.0 ft 8.15. BOOKING NOW TO APRIL '47 STRATFORD UPON J0789) 295623.

ROYAL IHAKESPEARE COMPANY at Royal Shakespeare Theatre. Now open Cole Porter's brilliant musical comedy KISS ME KATE "Sheer bliss. D. Exp. (Until March 7).

With Tim Flavin. Fiona Hendley, Paul Jones and McAulilfe. Eves. 7.30 p.m.. Mats.

Weds, and Sat. 2.30 p.m. Keith Prowse. 01-741 9999 with bkg. fee.

Stnn-over mealtlrket oackaoe (0789) 67262. Booking opens Marcn lor new season, seno aae for leaflet- THBATRE ROYAL SMtfqrd East. 01-534 0310. SCRAPE OFF THE BLACK, an East End Family Drama by Tunde Ikoli. "A witty performance from Jill Gascolne." Ind.

"Irresls-tably runny." City Limits. TRICYCLE. 328 8626. Cwib presents JAMES BALDWIN'S Sat. Mat.

4 pm. SOLD OUT 1pm. VAUDEVILLE. Box Office ft CC. 836 9987.

5645. First call CC. 24 hrs. 240 7200 (Bkg- fee). Open All Hours 379 6433 (bkg fee).

Evgs. 8.0. Mats. Wed. 2.30.

Saturday 5.0 8.30. Julia Mckenzie best actress of. the YEAR Standard Drama Award MARTIN JARVIS PETER BLYTHE JOSEPHINE TEWSON in ALAN AVCKBOURN'S new play WOMAN IN MIND "THIS MUST BE THE FUNNIEST PLAY IN LONDON. IT IS ALSO THE MOST DISTURBING." S.Tel. "ALAN AYCK-BOURN IS WRITING AT HIS BEST." Sunday Times.

VICTORIA PALACE. Box Office' ft CC 834 1317828 4735 CC 741 9999379 6433. First Call CC 01-240 7200, 24.hr. 7- day. Grp Sales 930 6123.

TREVOR STEPHEN EVE RE A. NATASHA RICHARDSON ANGELA RICHARDS HIGH SOCIETY Directed by Richard Eyre 7.45. Wed. Mat. 3.0.

Sat. 4.45 ft 8.15. NOW PREVIEWING Opens Feb. 25. 7.0 pm.

oUS79244tf4j Sales 930 6123836 5962. idm sear JOHN SHEILA GORDON REID SINCLAIR. The Award Winning Comedy WHEN I WAS A GIRL I USED TO SCREAM AMD SHOUT bv Sherman Macdonald Directed by Simon Stokes "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST. PLAYS OF RECENT YEARS' Obs. 8 p.m., Fri.

ft Sat. 6.00 ft 8.45. WVNDHAM'S. 836 3028, CC OPEN ALL HOURS 379 6565 6433 Grps 836 3962. From weo: bvgs.

tf.au. oat. mats, a STEVEBERKOFF LINDA MARLOWE ARE BACK DECADENCE Limited season bosk nowl YOUNG VIC 928 6363 CC 379 6433 (No 8kg. Fee). 240 7200 Four Week RILLIR wniv rAIIULK WHTTELAW STEWART WHO'S AIKAIU ur VIRGINIA WOOLF7 Eves.

7.30. Sat. Mat. 2.30 YOUNG VIC STUDIO. 928 6363.

The Asian Co-op Theatre presents THE BHANGRA DANCER Eves, at 8.0 Hoe CJS9 givtsbettrrvalut.lWriltorptiontfbr our illustratedlcataloque now, 88-94 Caledonian Rd London NI 90N FUTQM SOFAtBEDS Natiofiwide delivery afasaBeajtajM Send urge SAE tor full details. LONDON 23-27 Pancras Rd.NWI. (by KkigsX MKarfTON 93-94 CfujrcNII SO. PINE BEDS. Doubles from 50.

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Tickets hookahli. ton't. 6.0 ft 8.30 THE MIS- SION (tti). CAMDEN PLAZA (Opp. Camden Tnwn TiihAl.

AHS 2d4X Raymond Briggs WHEN THE WIND BLOWS (PG. A horribly runny and courageous The Guardian. Film at I.OU. O.XU. 3.13.

9.1U. CHELSS4 CINEMA. Ktnn Rrt SW3. 351 3742. A new thriller OV CLAUUb LtlABKUL, INSPECTEUR LAVAROIli 15.

Film at 2.25. 4.30. 6.40, CICCINEMAS PROGRAMME INQUIRIES: 20O 0200. CC TELEPHONE: ClclleiMGSt "FIRST 240 72O0 24 HRS 7 DAYS A WEEK (BKG. FEE).

All seats bookable in advance for all performances. Advance booking orf ices open dally 11 am to 9 pm. (Sun. 1 pm to 9 pm). ALL CINEMAS NO a.i oil an seats ist Matinee Performance every EMPIRE 1.

Leicester Square. GOL.IJ.EN CHILD (PC). In Dolby Stereo. Sep. progs Liaiiy.

i -J d. o.i. Ijit Rhow Fri. A Sat. 11.15 B.m.

From February 27 CHIL. REN OF A LESSER GOD (15). Advance Box Office now open. EMPIRE 2. Leicester Square.

TOP GLN (15). In Dolby Stereo. Sep. Progs. Dally.

1 .0, 3.30. 6.00. 8.50. Late show Fri. Sat.

11.15 p.m. EMPIRE 3. Leicester Square. LEGAL EAGLES (PGk. In Dolby Stereo.

Sep. Progs Daily. 1.0. 3.30. 6.0, 8.30.

Late show Fri. A Sat. 11.15 o.m. PLAZA 1, Piccadilly Circus. CROCODILE OUNOEE (IS).

In Dolby Stereo. Sep. Progs Dally. 1.0, 2.55, 5.0, 7.10. 9.15 Late show Fri.

ft Sat. 11 .30 p.m. PLAZA f. FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF (15). In Dolby Stereo.

Sep. Progs. Dally. 1.15. 5.45.

6.15. 8.45. Late show Fri. ft sat. it.

is p.m. PLAZA 3. MON A LISA (18). Sep. Proas.

Dally. 1.0. 3.30, 6.00. 8.30. Late show Fri.

ft 11.15 n. m. PLAZA 4. HEARTBURN (15). Sep.

progs dally. 1.0. 3-30, 6.0, 8.30. Late show Fri. ft oar.

it. bj.m. CURZON MAYFAIR, Curzon St. 499 3737. Antonio Gades.

Laura del Sol In Carlos Saura's A LOVE BEWITCHED IPG). Film at 2.0 (not Sun). 4.10. 6.20 ft 8.40. "Musically and visually a feast" F.T.

Must end Feb 26. CURZON WEST END, Shaftesbury Avenue, WI. 439 4805. Maggie Smith, Denholm Elliott, Judi Dench in A ROOM WITH A VIEW IPG) film at 1.30 (not 3.45, 6.1O&8.40. "Afilmasnearto perfection as it's possible to conceive my movie of 1986." Alexander Walker, Std.

Nominated for 8 Oscars and 14 BAFTA'awards. ICA CINEMA. THE MALL, SW1. 01-930 3647. THE HOLY INNOCENTS Dir.

Mario Camus with Francisco Rabat, Alfredo Lanza (Spain 1984 Subt) "One of the out-standing, Spanish productions of the decade" DerekMalcolm. DallyS.p, 7.0, 9.0. ICA CINE. MATHEQUE. 6.30 ft 8.30 THE KEEP.

Wr ft Dlr Michael Mann, with Scott Glenn. Jur-gen Prochnow. All seats bookable. (ICA Day Pass 60p). LEICESTER SQUARE' THEATRE.

9.30 52R2 linqs.) 930 7615 (24-hour Access VisaAmEx Bookings). Walt Disney's PETER PAN (U)jlus WINNIE THE POOH AND THE HONEY TREE (U. Sep 8 rags daily 12.10 (not .20., 4S0. 6.40. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (15).

Sep. prog. 9.0. Late Night Show Fri. ft Sat.

12.0 midnight. All progs. bookable in advance. LUMIERE CINEMA, St Martin's UIIIC, rV.H. OU14 BOO 0691.

Andrei Tarkovsky's THE SACRIFICE (15). "One of thedecade'smajor works, Iain Johnstone. SundayTimes. Film at 2. 10.

5.05, 8. 10. Fully METRO. CINEMA, 11 Rupert arreei, lwidou vyj. mi.ii 07S7.

1 DOWN BY LAW (IS). 1.40 (not oun.l. o.oa. o.iu, a.ua daily plus short JERUSALEM I 1 flHIlV. 2 POLICE STORY (18) 3.15.

5.15. 7.15. 9.15 daily. OVERSEAS TRAVEL FLEXIBLE STAY RETURNS FROM 1 DAY 1 Bahrain 409 AbuDhabi340 runrnc 227 Knna 475 Dubai 347 Lebanon 257 Egypt ZZB Malaysia 435 F77 Pakistan CXR7 Greece147 Philippines 473 India 479 439 Italy t-izs DAirica mdd l.iun 6X2 Taiwan 555 Jordan 255 Thailand 399 Korea 607 Turkey 174 Kuwait 353 Zimbabwe ..470 Round ine worm rr FirstBusiness Class Book now with dep. only.

LEGEND TRAVEL (ABTA 88100) 26 Yrs Exp. Access welc. 01-49393434917200 UP, UP AWAY MEXICO CARACAS BOGATA RIYADH AMMAN CAIRO DELHI BOMBAY BANGKOK MAURITIUS SEYCHELLES NAIROBI DAKAR Tel. 01-837 38859 TRAVEL SAVERS ow Rtn Caribbean 365 New York 125 230 Toronto 125 185 Los Angeles 159 279 Florida 145 285 Auckland 399 745 JO' burn 265 420 Australia 375 615 Singapore 205 405 Bangkok 190 330 Delhi 199 325 Bombay 235 365 lstClub Class Fares Tel 01-402 330110 lines. LEFKAS CLASSICAL GREECE.

40 off 87 hols. Kids 70 Fly direct April 14 to Oct. Unspoilt resorts. Wsurf. BBQs AFRICAN FLIGHTS.

Key ravel, su rteo L.ion sr. nti. OI-405 1495. IATAABTA ouzix. visaAccess.

DJERBA. 20 off Feb. 21. 28 Mar. 7-Apr.

4. Kids 25. Fly direct. Sun Hot, 01-441 0122. ze nrs.

ECUADOR TRAVEL Specialists in Latin America. Europe air fares. SEATS. AVAILABLE KIO. 01-437 7534439 7H61.

MALAGA. Canaries. Travelwlse 01-441 till. ATOL 1785 CONTACT THE FLITECENTRE lor travel oarqains io xne U.S.A.. Canada and Europe.

Tel. 01.514 3600. Visa. KIBBUTZ IN ISRAEL? Phone or write ior aeiaiift: iroject or (G). 36 Great Russell Street, London WCI.

01-636 1262. CHEAP FLIGHTS St varied accom in fcuropc. America, nus. r. East.

Cities St Resorts. 01-935 528R. ABTA 63230. VALUAIR. Over 500 flights a weex 1 rum -a.

curapr at USA. 01-402 4262 ABTA 61004 ATOL. TENERIFE. ARRECIFE, Spain, liaiy. oermany.

uencva. aim summer avail, rr 69. 01-491 2749. Aqts for ATOL 1007. SAVE CCX's: AustraliaNew Zca- lana.

usn. Africa 4 w'wide. 01-373 6465 FRANCE. FLTS 4 accom lowest rices. UI-300 ozau.

aiul 898. WORLDWIDE FLIGHTS. Sch'd cnarier at aiscount prices. Airlink. 01-828 1887.

ITALY Fits, ow or rtn. Low'st prices. 01-935 528B. ABTA. CALL US FIRST for Honq Kong at Deyona.

zznso urnman c. London W). 01-734 9476. MILAN EASTER April 1621 7. uiao Travel, tel.

01-490 8947. Agents. ATOL 327 SPAIN. PORTUGAL, GREECE. Mignis raiaor.

ui.m uur. ATOL 1640. AccsVlsaAmes. AUSTRALIA. 539 rtn.

NZ loss nn. lutzui AIR FARES FACTORY, long naui iwwiaer. ui-eo 144. NETHERLANDS. Daily fits 37 ow.

55 rtn. 01-379 3322. SWITZERLAND. 01-724 BB. ABIAA1UL.

TRAVEL WORLD WIDE 1st Club Class. (03727) 43559. BANGKOK 199. Legend Travel. 01-493 9343 LotKJon COLISEUM 836.3161.

CC 240 ENGLISH NATIONAL OPERA Tue. 7.30 FAUST. To. Wed. 8.0 TOSCA.

(PLEASE NOTE LATER STARTING TIME. Perf. now epos lu.aoi. inu. -iu inn Open All Hours, 01-379 6433.

SADLER'S WELLS. 278 8916. First Call CC 24 hr. 7 day 240 7200. Till March 14.

evgs 7.30. Sat. Mat. 2.30. NEW SADLER'S WELLS OPERA HAV.

iGrini Mo marfe Um. AV Tues. Thurs, Tne count or Luxembourg. wells mro tto ROYAL OPERA HOUSE 240 10661911. Standby Info.

836 6903. SCC. (Ballet). 2-40 (Opera). 65 arnphl seats avail, on the day.

ROYAL BALLET. Ton't. Wed, Thur 7.30. Sat. 2.30 and 7.3o'LaFille'maigardee'.

Ballet casting inio jm-zai 409815. THE I. Man 7. SO kutal grtiw sum. Xhpc 1 m.

Zaubertlate. THEATRES Regional boltom oCTACnM. nna 20661 Until March 7 Tonight at 7.30 Alan Ayckbourn's amasn nit comeoy BIUKUUM FARCE. LEEDS PLAYHOUSE. Calverley St.

(0532) 4421 1 1 (CO. Until March 7, CAMILLE, by Pam Gems. Feb. 22. at 7.30.

HARVEY AND THE WALL-BANGERS. NORTH STAFFORDSHIRE. NEW VICTORIA. Tel stoke on Trent 615962. This week UNO AND THE PAYCOCK.

lent week AMADEUS. ROYAL EXCHANGE THEATRE, Manchester. 061-833 9833. Today at 8.0 pm. Tomorrow at 4.0 a 8.0 pm THE ALCHEMIST, thecomedy by Ben Jonson.

THEATR CLWVD (0352) 551 14. Theatre: WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE TROUSERS? Evgs. 7.30, Sat. 5.30 ft 8.30. nwSa-.

CINDERELLA (U), 1.30. 4.15 ft 7.Q. ART GALLERIES 1 EXHIBITIONS BARBICAN ART GALLERY, Barbican Centre, London EC2. 01-638 4141. ext 306.

RUSSIAN STYLE 1700-1920! COURT AND COUNTRY DRESS FROM THE HERMIT' aEST LENINGRAD. Until April 26. Sun. ft. Bk.

HOI. CLOSED MON. Except Bk. Hols. Adm.

3. Cone. Cl.SO. CONCOURSE GALLERY, Barbican Centre. ATHENA ART AWARDS FOR 19S7.

Weekdays 11-8, Sun. 12-8 tjntii iwarcn ROYAL ACADEMY OF ARTS, PICCADILLY. 01-734 9052. Open dally 10-6 inc Sun (reduced rate Sun until 1.45 pm). BRITISH ART IN THB TWENTIETH CENTURY.

3.75, 2.50 cone rate. BRITISH LIBRARY NATIONAL SOUND ARCHIVE, Exhibition Road, London, SW7. Reopens to the public Monday. February 23. Mon.

-Wed. a Fri. Thurs. 10-9: Closed Sat, ft Sun. Adm Free.

ZAMANA GALLERY, 1 Crom- wen Ajaraens, aiTi.3H.inrA. FESTIVAL OF COLOUR: Paintings by Young Artists from tne Islamic world. Until April 26. Sun. MALL GALLERIES, nr Admiral- 1 ATCni.

161. vl'SJU HE SOCIETY OF WOMEN ARTISTS 126th annual Exhibition. Feb. 18-March 1, Daily. 10-S.

Sundays ind. TIB GALLERY. Mc. paintings oy untusTiNr; din-NAGE. until March 10.

ACTIVITY HOLIDAYS rMrnv.ganlly walklrn. Spring weekends days tramtbs from Brochure EAR I LbUfcNDS 22 Hstthend Road. Alssger, SUIfs ST7 2SQ (08363) 7774 ACTIVITY HOLIDAYS Northern Spam 4 UK; small groups, informal atmosphere. For brochure tel. MnhilR Adventure 0533 830659.

GENTLE PEAKS. Mountains for tne novice over eu. Drocnure: 07456 2875. a (UNITED KINGD0 HOLIDAYS CHALETS CARAVANS, all amenities, touring vans and tents, own facilities. Scenic views.

beautiful sandy beaches. Writephone for colour brochure: Wnltsand Bay rtonaay x-otk, MiuorooK, Torpoint, Nr. Plymouth, Cornwall. 0752 822597. SNOW DROPS are out at Spring KememDerra.Hiiis.

uuzzaras, badgers, wild flowers; excel- lentioou, vegapec. ici iuai mbuz or oatutt. BATH SPECIAL: Dav Break. BR sic 36 Incl Vattarf an catered for. Tel.

Bath 310143. SCOTLAND LUXURY COTTAGE fnr 2. wave-splash from the sea in Pennan. Moray-Firth. Cono-chle, 10 Bayylew Road, Aber deen.

Wtisimi alamo. IRELAND SUPERB Seaside Farmhouse for aimiuiurAi noi. nomesior 4. Best views In Ireland. From 63.

Write brochure: Peter Cornish. Castletownbere, West Cork, or dial direct: 010 353 27 73032. WALES PEMBROKESHIRE HOLIDAYS. rree colour orocnure IU407) 66774. 24-hrs.

PORTMADOC Harbour Flats; vacs now. iei. uvee oroa77. (overland travel) LATIN AMERICA holidays, fourneys, smau grnseo irru, 350. JLA.

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aL.ej I Expiorawith aKir i uraana mrJ4 5.0. 7.0. 9.0. Must end Feb. 26.

From reo. masteri 27, Andrei TMovsky'e terplece THE SACRIlt Dally 3.0. 6-15. 9.0. rrom rnaay reo.

'ppffp bookable In advance for 6. IS ft NATIONAL FILM THEATRE, 928 3232 (Credit Cards 928 NFtV: ALIENS (USA 1986) nft3.1? USB: rarenina NFT. THEY SHOOT HORSES? DON'T THEYT NfPJ6.I195.SZTOMANIAUK 1974). ODEON HAYMARKBT (839 7697). THE MOSQUITO COAST (PC).

Sep. progs. Dally 2.0. 5.45. 8.30.

Late Night Show Fri. ft Sat. 1 130 pm. All seats bookable In advance. Access and visa telephone bookings welcome.

ODEON LEICESTER SQUARE (930 6111). Info. 930. 42507 4259. THE FLY (18) Sroos.

Doors open Dally 12.0. .457 5.30, 8.15. Late Night Show Sat. Doors open 11.15 pm. All progs bookable In advance.

Credit Card Hot Line (AccessVlsaAmEx) 930 3232839 1929. 24 hour service. 2.50 seats available Monday all perfs. ODEON MARBLE ARCH (733 2011). THE FLY (IB).

Sep. proas. Doors open daily I -Ip. 3.357 5.55. 8.15.

Late Night) Show Fri. ft Sat. Doors open 11.0 pm. Reduced prices. for OAPs.

UB40 holders. Student card holders. PHOENIX, East Finchley. 883 2233. ROUND MIDNIGHT (IS).

Proas 3.15 (not 5.30. 8.05VTonightat 1 1 p.m. DESERT HEARTS (18) and LIANNA (18). Sun. Mat.

at 2.30 p.m. COLONEL RBDL RENOIR, opp. Russell Sq. Tube WCI. 837 8402.

1 Cinema Action's ROCINANTE (PG. "One of the most consistently inventive or British films." city Limits. Film at 2.30. 4.30. 6.40.

2 Paul' Cox's CACTUS (PC). Starring Isabelle Huppert. Robert Menzles film at 2.20, 4.20. 6.25. 8.40.

THE SCREEN AT THE ELEC- iHiu. ooy. 11 you en- loved "Pink Flamingos" and "Eraserhead, you'll love the new cult movie of the year! THE TOXIC AVENGER. 4.10. 5.45.

7.30. 9.15. L.N.S. 11.15. EMILIO ESTEVEZ THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW, plus MATT DILLON REBEL.

Seats bookable. THE SCREEN ON THE HILL. A03 OSBO. "A nULLl DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE, CHARMING AND FUNNY'' Derek Mali-aim, The Guardian. COMING UP.RO-SES(PG).

3.05. 5.00. 7.10. 9.05. 11.15.

Lie. Bar. Seats Bookable. THE SCREEN ON BAKER ITRflT. 935 Z77Z.

Hurry Must End Thurs. 1 HEAVENLY PURSUITS (15). 3.0, 5.0. 7.05, 9.10. LjJ.S.

11.15 THE BLUBS 2" 'Brilliant, extremel erotic" Donna bench's DESERT HEARTS (IS), 2.SS, 4.SO. 7.0. 9.0. L.N.S. 11.1STHE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

Lie Bar. Seats Bookable. THE SCREEN ON ISLINGTON LKI1A. Ago 33XU. "VTltnuut doubt the best fllmjrpu'll be able to see in 1987 SOUNDS.

IAMES WOODS and JAMES BELL! VADQR rlfll. 7 8.40. LNS 11.15. Alan Parker double bill BIRDY and MID NIGHT EXPRESS. Tickets bookable.

CONCERTS London BARBICAN HALL. 628 8795 oob Birai. ion I. ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA. James Judd, cond, Philip Fowke, piano.

ROSSINI: The Barber or Seville Ov, GRIEG: Peer Gynt Suite No 1, RACHMANINOV: Piano Concerto No 2 In minor. BEETHOVEN: Symphony No 5 in minor. SPECIAL OFFER Departure March 29forTai-pal, returning April ll.to London; Flights only 530. FAR EAST SPECIALISTS LUCKY TOURS (Sales Agent for China Airlines). Tel 01-993 3685, 01-9927998 1st floor, 116 Churchrield Road, Acton.

London WS 6BY. Telex 938350 ana. back Lucky G. DISCOUNT FARES WYWIDE Bangkok 335 N. York 199 H.

Kong 463 194 Auckland 720 L.A 289 170 Tokyo 360 155 Rio 465 68 Jo'Burg 420 Barbados 305 320 425 410 lalrobl 315 Bombay 329 Mauritius 630 Dakar 320 AbuDhabl290 Sydney 595 -r many oinerfiEslinauuiiB iy JUPITER TRAVEL 91 Resent St. Wl 01-434 07344391712 FRANCE DORDOGNI; Restored Farm- nouse in pcaceiui namici. large secluded garden, open views, shaded terrace; alps 68. Tel ussc sod 003 evgs. FRENCH COUNTRY Cottages in Hrlttanv- Nnftnandv.

cony. Brochure 01-602 4826. ABTA 82960 ANTIBES. New 3-Roomed Apt. in luxury oiock.

sips mio. 1001. tennis, from March to October. Tel. 01-642 0762.

FRANCE: Walking, cycling. canoeing, canais. Hcaowaier 0606 78201 1 ABTA 33786 SELF CATERING OVERSEAS ALGARVC. Luxury 3-bed- roomea Vina, sleeps aaja-cent golf course, swimming pooi. jacuzzi.

an menuics. irom liou p.p oer week ex- rliirilni flights. Tfll. 0323 89999! SPAIN: Puerto Banus. oardi nouse wan pool, sips 90.

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78 Colombo 406 86 Seoul 595 Paris 63 Abu D'bl. 295 Belgrade 125 Dallas 3IO lei AVIV. L13U w. 175 LASFO 298 Kinoaron. 375 Aurkland 720 Nassau 365 Sydney 585 WORLDWIDE 1st and Club Class Fares BENZ TRAVEL 01-3858051 VIENNA 115, ZurichGeneva 79, Frankfurt 69.

Munich 94, Dusseldorf 75. Travel Market. 01-482 5072. ABTA 43665. ACCESSVISA.

AFRICA SPECIALISTS. Afro Asian Tvi. 162 Regent London Wl. 01-437 8255. TRY US LAST Discounts.

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UTC. Telephone DAR ES SALAAM Kilimanjaro, Nairobi and many more destinations. 01-429 2481. LOW FARES W'wide. Trayvale, 48 Margaret St, WI 580 2928 LOWEST AIR FARES.

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WORLDWIDE SAVER FARES. special usArjanada rates. A A Travel, 0244 43393. FLIGHTSAVE TVL Specialists in niuniy aiac a ainares wwiae. Tel.

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DURBAN (DIRECT) 520. Legend Travel, 01-491 7200. MELBOURNE S99. Legend Travel, 01-493 9343. SYDNEY 599 Legend Travel, 01-493 9343.

SINGAPORE Legend Travel, 01-493 9343. HONGKONG Legend Travel, 01-493 9343. TIBET HIMALAYAN Adven. ture Brochure. 031-661 1959.

mm 3 BIRTHS HIGGINS. On February 12, Guildford to JANE (nee Emmott) and SIMON, a Son, (Josh Edward), a Brother for Anna. PETERS. A son (Simon Frederick) to JUDITH DE WITT and GORDON PETERS AT university nospicai on February 14, 1987. BIRTHDAY GREETINGS DAVID AUTY Birthday, low Happy A.

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The Engagement is announcea Detween hakky, Son or the late Major K. O. Tucker and the lata MraW. M. Tucker, to ANDREA, Daughter of Mr and Mrs P.

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Funeral orlvate. Memorial Service to be arranged at a later date. PEM0ER (TIMOTHY). On February 16. 1987, peacefully, at home, Timothy, aged 76, beloved Husband of the late Isabel, Father of Tess and Kate.

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