The Daily Herald from Provo, Utah • 7

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28, 1966 DaJy Herald Utcti Countv. Uih The Lighter Side You Just Don't Wear Clean Clothes Anymore The Lighter Side By DICK WEST idea and use it in a new line of college clothing. I asked myself: What do United Press International WASHINGTON (UPI) -My various protest groups have in Others Less Fortunate There may be a few; underprivileged children who have to wear new-looking sneakers. In economically depressed areas, kids may have to buy unsoiled sneakers and dirty -them up- themselves.

But the fashionable thing is daughter, who is 11, came up to me, stuck out a foot and said, 'How do you like my new "I don't know," I said, "where are they?" to buy the kind with a ready-made raunchy look. Do-it- You are all familiar with modern fabrics that are wrin- kle-resistant, right? Well, Flyblown will have fabrics that are crease-resistant. Rather than trousers with a permanent crease, it will offer trousers with permanent wruv kles. Instead of wash-and-wear shirts, It will sell unwash-and-wear shirts. After a hard day protesting faculty brutality, student demonstrators need only toss their garments into a corner, making certain they do -not come in contact with soap and water.

The next morning, thanks to Flyblown's exclusive "miracle" fabric, they will be more" rumpled than ever; ''I'm wearing them, she said. don't look new to yourself besmirchment carries I 3 r- v. no status. I said. common? The answer: They look unkempt.

Goes Whh Spirit Clqyenly apparel apparently goejs hand-in-glove with the rebellious spirit. Students who join the campus revolts usually dress the part. That is, they look revolting. of these students, 1'fc told, come from affluent families. They very likely haye difficulty acquiring a wardrobe that is properly, seedy.

Jt is with the hope of cashing hvon this situation that I am forming a new company called Flyblown Clothing, Inc. 1 imagine sneakers with if 7 1 IT "Oh daddy V'- she exclaimed. factory-applied stains are parti "You always say the nicest things," cularly beneficial to fastidious children, who otherwise have This was my introduction to trouble giving a new pair that "grubbies," the pre soiled smart grimy appearance. sneakers. Anyway, pre-soiled sneakers may indirectly bring 'me great Pre-soiled sneakers apparent riches.

For I intend to steal the ly are the hottest item in the juvenile footwear line. At least irflong children whose parents can afford them. Quirks In The News TRADE FAIR INVITATION Three students at Wasatch Quirks In the News By United Press International Ballifj and Michelle Wynder, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. F.

Curtis-Wyndec Mr. Brimley is chairmahbFTneschooT parti-" cipation committee forthe Trade Fair. Fortunately, the Trade Fair dates coincide with the annual Utah Education Association meetings, allowing area youngsters two free days to view the 104 industrial exhibits and- compete for valuable free prizes. School in Provo, along with PrincipaLVern Brimley, issue an invitation to all area youngsters to attend the second Utah Valley Trade Fair; scheduled for a three-day run at the Brig-ham Voung University Fieldhouse, Oct. 6(7 and 8.

The young ladies are, from left, Wendy Often, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. 1 Ernest Olsen; Cydne Ballif, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J.

R. LUCK NO BETTER Nev. (UPI) -County Clerk' Boyd Smith had his car struck by other vehicles six times in five years while parked in front of his home. So From Geneva Works be moved it In front of a church down the block. 12 Provo Area Men AtteridOrientation Seminar Four years went by without incident so Smith, assuming his lulk had changed, moved the trainees from U.S.

Steel's Pitts ington. About 64 per cent of the car back in front of his house fe4 ft- Si ji fHS iMJyearola isnt expensive just tastes that way. The seminar instructors are top-level U.S. Steel executives from men have technical degrees, while the. rest are from non It was hit by a truck and extensively damaged that same Pittsburgh, San Francisco; New York; Los Angeles, and technical fields.

Some 16 per day. COOL FEET Chicago. STERLING, Cok). (UPI) City manager Marvin McEI- burg (Calif.) Works, Geneva (Utah). Works, Torrance (Calif.) Works, and San Fjancisco data processing center.

The trainees will bring varied educational backgrounds to the sessions. They are graduates of 24 colleges and universities in Arkansas, Arizona, California, Colorado, Kansas, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah and Wash- DIAMONDS wain received a letter from a cent nave master uegrees. The orientation seminar, similar to ones held in three other regional centers of the nation, will acquaint the new trainees with the operation and organization of United States Steel, its divisions and its subsidiaries. Annual world production of diamonds is 26" million carats, or young Winchester, lad thanking him for sending a pair nearly AVz tons, of which total of shoes the boy forgot in' a about 77 per cent are used in in municipal park. "It's stuch a relief not to dustry, according to the Ency clopedia Britannica.

SAN FRANCISCO Twelve Provo area men are attending United States Steel's second Corporation orientation seminar for recent college graduates which started Monday at the Clift Hotel in San Francisco. They are the following Geneva Works management Larry D. Ginger, Gerald N. Jones, Nell B. Per-ctval, Alan Reed and A.

Leon Smith, all graduates of Brig-ham. Young University; Ver Don H. Raby and David J. Vigos of the University of Utah; Jon M. Libby "of Utah State University; Richard A.

Christman of Arizona State University; Larry Har-rold of Washington State University, and G. Lance Staple-ton of Colorado State University. two-week- seminar will, attended by 43 management have to walk to school in my bare feet," the boy wrote. HURRICANE'S ENERGY "BIRTH TREE" LOTS OF TEETH LONDON (UPI) An adver tisement in a British newspaper HIGH LIVING Greatest altitude at which men are known to live permanently is 17,500 feet. A mining settlement at Aconquilcha, in the Andes, is situated at this altitude.

Much of a hurricane's tremendous energy is released within a few miles of the storms calm eye, according to scientists. In a single second, a hurricane discharges more power than sever-. When a new child is born, many European farmers plant a "birth tree" and the. welfare today offered bargains on one million teeth. The specials were from the J.C.

Rigby tooth al atomic bombs; in an hour, ill factory that reports it is being of the child Is believed to be connected with the tree's growth. In some districts of Switzerland, a pear tree is planted for a girl, an apple tree for a boy. forced out of business by stiff competition. expends more energy than 50 years production of electricity in the United States; and, in a day, can lif two tons-of water from the ocean and hurl them back as torrential rain. RECORD BETTING The.

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