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6 THE SUNDAY PRESS Binghamton, N. Sept. 13, 1959 THEY HAVE THEIR MOMENTS DISC 777f Lt Hank Hancock Ou isinn jpiremen TWO cows were grazing along the highway "You're telling me? I've been pushing it all the way from town!" wucll a id lid uui.it ui mm lumuivu On the side of the vehicle was printed: WHILE his birthday was being planned, little Butch was asked for a list of friends he would like to invite to the party. "I want Aunty Mills, Grandpa Smith, Uncle JACK NORWORTH said modern singers didn't know who he was. He complained he couldn't get a tune published for thatreaso a right; modern singers didn't know who he was.

Do you? Village songsmithies, gooa and bad, sometimes 5) l-rll Hotfewaeocnvt "Pasturized, homogenized, standardized, with vitamin A added." One cow turned to the other and said: "Makes you feel sort of Inadequate, doesn't it forge melodies that later take on varying shades of meaning and importance for the rest of us. Some folks, not to sound too corny, even delight in "their song," perhaps composed long ago and far a a a songwriter (INTEGRITY and wisdom are essential to Dick and Grandma Jones, and" "But wait a minute, Butch. Every one of those you have mentioned is an older person," said his mother. "Well," replied Butch, "they're the only ones that ever seem to have any money." 1 success in every business," said the boss to a new employe. "By integrity I mean that when you promise a customer something, we must keep that promise even if we lose money." "And what is wisdom?" asked the new man.

"Don't make such fool promises." 'll A RE you acquainted with any of the jury-f men?" the district attorney asked the elderly witness. "More than half," answered the old gentleman. "Are you willing to swear that you know more than half of them?" persisted the D. A. "Well, if you want to put it that way." replied the old-timer, looking over the jurors, "I'm willing to swear that I know more than all of them put together!" WHEN little Jimmy returned from summer camp, his parents asked him if he had been homesick.

"Not me," replied the youngster. "Some of the kids were, though the ones that had dogs." fE'RE giving you a raise, Smithers," said "W1 the boss, "because we want your last week here to be a happy one." MEMORIES MIXED EMOTIONS If you were Uncle Sam you would wear a perplexel look, too. Th business of entertaining foreign rulers can be most complex and as AP artist Dick Hodgins, points out sometimes humorous. Uncle Sam can look back on the time when a photographer asked the queen of Rumania to show a little more leg, a Russian grand duke became enamored with an Indian girl, a confidence man victimized a princess of Afghanistan, and the kin of England was introduced to the hot dog. Nikita K.

Would Do Well to Be on His Guard 153 A MAN missed the last bus from town and tried to hitch a ride by signaling several passing cars. Three passed without stopping, but the fourth was going slowly and as it approached, stopped, whereupon he entered very gladly. But, to his horror, no one was within driving the car, which moved slowly on and finally came to a complete halt in front of a cemetery. The neighboring church clock struck midnight at this moment, slowly and ponderously, and the young man, now thoroughly unnerved, leaped from the car and ran away. He looked back for an instant and noticed i man apparently trying to enter the car.

He cried out: "Don't go into that car. There's something terribly wrong with it!" To which the other man replied fervently: EDITOR'S NOTE No matter how good the planni ng, state visitors to the United States frequently are re-at -public affairs. It may be that way with tourist Ni- SIGNS on the office wall: "The boss isn't always right but he's always boss." "Really no reason for it just company policy." "Be sincere whether you mean it or not." "He who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt." Postage Stamps in 'the News membered more for their foibles than their formality kita Khrushchev, who arrives next Tuesday. So you'll has happened By TOM HENSHAW Associated Press Writer Cjl 1USTARD?" asked the President of the United States. 1V1 "Please," said the King of England.

'vj And a new legend was born. It's usually that way with state visits to America. The more carefully planned and momentous they are, the more they are remembered for some small unforeseeable incident. It may turn out that way with Nikita Khrushchev. King George VI was the first reigning British monarch to visit the United States in 1939.

But the trip might have been forgotten had he not sampled a hot dog at President F. D.Roosevelt's place in Hyde Park. The culinary episode Inspired a calypso singer named Wil-moth Houdini to belt out an Immortal little ditty called "Hot Dogs Made Their Name," two lines of which went: "So he held his hot dog in his hand "And faced hot dog man to man." The stately tour of the Russian Grand Duke Alexis Roman-, surprised at nothing, here's a quick briefing on what in the past. "Let's have a little more leg, Queenie." Princess Fatlma of Afghanistan was sitting In a New York hotel room, awaiting an Invitation to visit the Secretary of State, when a little man in faultless diplomatic dress and manner appeared. He was, he announced, Undersecretary Stanley Clifford Weyman come to whisk her off to Washington to meet, not only the Secretary of State, but President Harding as well.

After the payment of a $10,000 "gift," he suggested was standard procedure, the Princess did indeed meet the Secretary and the President apparently without even noticing "Under Secretary" Weyman. had changed into a naval officer's uniform for the occasion. Later, when the boys from the State Department and the Navy got around to comparing notes, there was an Investigation. Weyman wasn't an undersecretary. He wasn't a naval officer.

He wasn't even Weyman. He was Stephen Weinberg of Brooklyn impostor and con-man par excellence. By SYD KRONISII Associated Press Writer A DRAWING of the Statue of Liberty with the slogan "Liberty For All" above it will be featured on the new United States 15-cent international air mail stamp. Intended primarily fo ruse on mail to Europe and the Middle East, this stamp will also show the hank wnose own at titude toward the same piece of music was completely different. of the particulars of a song's origins each of us does with it what he will, accept, reject or adjust.

From then on it's his own with no consideration for its inheritance. Norworth died two weeks ago in Laguna Beach, mourned by family and friends but largely forgotten by the general public. How many of us realize that Jack Norworth left a legacy of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" and "Shine On Harvest IBM's RAMAC computer and "Down Beat" magazine reveal jazz to be a major topic of Soviet discussion. We find it hard to believe, but the three questions most frequently asked of RAMAC by Russians at the Moscow Fair were (According to "Down 1. How much do American cigarettes cost? (This gives them a basis for comparison of all consumer goods).

2. What is the American dream? (Boy! Am I glad they asked RAMAC and not 3. What Is the direction of American jazz? The fifth ranking query was, "What is American rock 'n roll." The jazz periodical quotes RAMAC's answers: "Jazz becomes more complicated as the players increase their training-, but the tendency is always to return to the freely improvised solo." and "It stems from the old blues form and represents a minor phase in the overall strain of American music." RAMAC baby, you'rei crazy, cool calculator. DECK of Decca: "In The Evening By The Moonlight," DL 8874. The sleek Ray Charles Singers warble a baker's dozen all-time favorites including "Mv Buddy," "Buffalo Gals" and "Kentucky Babe." Incidentally.

Decca, consistently the worst offender among big disc companies, finally came up with an looking cover on an album, this one. "Hits From DL 8885. The Four Aces minus Al Alberts tackle more show tunes, all of recent vintage. Definitely a 4A formula presentation. "Cheers," DL 8886.

Burl Ives won't hit the big market with this (Does he but "Lydia the Tattooed Lady," "Oh By Jingo," "I Never See Maggie Alone" and their sta-blemates are happy funnybone ticklers. "Let's All Sing To Him," DL 8903. Red Foley sings hymns of all churches. "Golden Award Songs," DL 8887. This latest in the tributes to million-seller records is done with Werner Muller's customary flair for ensemble strings.

"New York, New York," DL .9216. This George Russell composition, or compilation, tells the story of the Big City and tells it well. This hip view of Manhattan may be a little "out" for some listeners, but that makes it no less incisive. It's difficult to say who is most responsible for the success of this effort Russell, narrator Jon Hendricks (of Lambert-Hendricks-Ross) or the musicians. The side-men include a veritable Who's Who of current jazz: Bob Brookmeyer, Art Farmer, Benny Golson, Max Roach, Bill Evans, Barry Galbraith, Phil Woods, John Coltrane, Frank Rehak, Milt Hinton, Don Lamond, Hal McKusick, Joe Wilder and others.

"New York, New York. A town so nice they had to name it twice," says narrator Attend Classes, Aliens Urged 1 AQt MAIL IM319, i 1 1 i.nd ARGENTINA HAS ISSLED three new stamps to honor the 21st International Physiological Sciences Congress which was held in Buenos Aires. The stamps are the 50-centavos green showing a pro-trait of William Harvey, 1-peso red depicting Claude Bernard and 1.50-pesos brown picturing Ivan P. Pavlov. TURKEY HAS ISSUED a set of 24 stamps, 12 each of the 5 and 10-kurus denomination, to honor the departmental capitals of that nation.

Cities honored are Erzincan, Erzurum, Isparta, Istanbul, Giresun, Elazig, Gaziantep, Edirne, Izmir, Gumosane, Eskischir, Hakkari. FRANCE HAS ISSUED a new stamp in its "Famous Men" series. The individual honored and depicted on the new adhesive is Jean Juares (1859-1914). The designer and engraver is Decaris. tee, is in charge of the oft Alexandrovitch, son and brother of Czars, is recalled chiefly for (A) an Indian girl and (B) the New Orleans Mardi Gras.

Alexis went hunting in Nebraska with Buffalo Bill himself but, it was reported, the royal visitor proved more interested in stalking the sister of an Indian chief than buffalo. It was at the 1872 Mardi Gras that Alexis now neatly disentangled from his Indian maiden first heard the melody "If I Ever Cease to Love." He liked it. It has been the grand march of the Mardi Gras ever since. tance to cover the cost of the stamps to be affixed, to the Postmaster, New York, N. Y.

The outside envelop to the Postmaster should be indorsed "First Day Covers 15-' Cent Air Mail Stamp." THE CROWN AGENTS report that Basutoland will issue a set of three stamps to commemorate the development of their National Council. Each stamp will bear a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II and the St. Edwards Crown. Depicted on the adhesives will be Chief Moshhoeshoe (first paramount, chief of Basutoland), Basutoland Council Chamber, and a person receiving the benefits of peace and plenty. Diehl Will Talk Donald W.

Diehl, general manager of the Endicott Daily Bulletin, will speak on "Trends in Modern Newspapers" at a meeting of Endicott Kiwanis Club at 12:15 p. m. Tuesday in Hotel Frederick. More than 540 aliens living in the Triple Cities area are being urged by American Civic Association to attend citizenship classes in area schools. In letters to those aliens who arrived here within the last five years, the association also offered its facilities to help the aliens become citizens.

Members of Civic Association will call on prospective citizens during the next three weeks. Mrs. Abraham Lublin, chairman of the group's international hospitality commit lettering U. S. Air Mail" with a jet airplane superimposed over the The stamp will be placed on first day sale in New York City on Nov.

20 in conjunction with the American Stamp Dealers Association National Postage Stamp Show. Collectors desiring first day cancellations may send their addressed envelopes prior to Nov. 20, together with remit Girls will model leather garments and handbags at the Paris World Leather Show this fall. BIG SUNDAY PRESS CROSSWORD PUZZLE ALBERT, Prince of Wales, later King Edward VII, picked an unfortunate time for his visit in 1860. A hot presidential Campaign was on and a Civil War was brewing.

But the Prince didn't go unnoticed. Not in Boston, he didn't. There he met Ralph Farnham, 104-year-old veteran of the Battle of Bunker Hill. Snorted old revolutionary Farnham to the prince: "Too damn much royalty around these days." Prince Bertie's visit was recalled in New York, too. Particularly by an unidentified carpenter.

The floor of a ballroom collapsed under the weight of the Prince's admirers. Repairs were made so hastily that the carpenter was said to have been nailed under the new floor for a time. It is unlikely that Nikita Khrushchev's American admirers can summon the weight to collapse any floors. It's even more improbable he ever will face the situations that confronted two visiting royal ladies. Weighs Poison Island group SW.

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