Greeley Daily Tribune from Greeley, Colorado on May 21, 1970 · Page 7
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Greeley Daily Tribune from Greeley, Colorado · Page 7

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Bogus Banknotes Plague Cztchs VIENNA, Austria (AP) Bratislava police and the Bank of Czechoslovakia have issued : a warning that counterfeit U.S. banknotes in denominations of $100, $50 and $20 have appeared at money exchange offices in Czechoslovakia. Athletes at the United Slates, Air Force Academy competed in 152 events in 10 varsity sports last winter. Responsibility NEW DELHI (AP) - Members of Parliament have questioned which ministry is "responsible" for earthquakes. The query came when Minister for Petroleum and Chemicals D. R. Chavan rose to answer a question about an earthquake. A member of the house point ed out that a minister of power and irrigation had answered previous questions about earth- USE TRIBUNE WANT ADS Centennial Specials 20% OFF · Candy Dishes · Mexican Candle Glasses · Many Other Gift Items Friday and Saturday Only! You are invited to see the Centennial Display of Antiques in our windows. NEW YORK (AP) -- Things Middle-aged iadies who, when we could all do without: hey taste anything, close their The day between Sunday and eyes, pat their tummies and 'uesday. . jay, "Ooh, yummy yummy!" Self-help books . written by] Guys who hoist a martini at uys who need help themselves, |lunchand say, "Well, first one Ball point pens that run dry today." hile you're in the middle of Women who sprinkle their As Boyle Sees It By HAL BOYLE The Puzzle with the Built-in Chuckle O Rearrange letters of th» lour scrambled words below to form four simple words. vriting a check. Baseball pitchers who pose ike statues in the park before very hall they throw. Sitting next to. a left-handed ater in the tourist section of a conversation at cocktail shin digs with four-letter words to show how sophisticated they ire. The husband next door who docs so many things so much ransconlinental plane. |belter than you do-and is also Listening to a millionaire tell far more considerate of his iow he got wealthy by clean liv- ng, hard work, keeping his eye* m the stars, his shoulder to the vheel, his nose to the grind- down. tone, and both feet on the ;round--while stealing a march in the other fellow. Neckties wide as tablecloths. wife's feelings. Price tags that go up, up, up -values that go down, down Anybody who tries to sell you anything over the home telephone. Having to miss half a day's Trying to keep up an intelli- work going to the funerals of OPETAT 1 it HYNAD 4 TOXEL H t 1 GYLIRM s b olon Urges ost Office Theft Probe One goose to another, flying in formation: "Why do we follow the leader?" The other goose replied: "He's ~ the --/' ' O Complete the chuckle quoted by filling in the missing words you develop from step No. 3 below. G PRINT NUMBERED LETTERS IN THESE SQUARES © UNSCRAMBLE LETTERS TO GET ANSWER 1 r~ | 3 THE 4 i ri SCRAM-LETS ANSWER ON PAGE 4 rogues shot by game rangers Valuable Tusks PRETORIA (AP) - Trans- vaal P rov ' n(;e authorities hope gen't'conversaTion wftl "an"iiifai)tifriends"ove1- 40 who took up jog-llo get around $19,600 from sales vho can only say "goo" and in S in ° r der to get in better of 120 elephant tusks taken from da da da da da." shape. The smug and knowing smile I i television news broadcaster gives after winding up his show with a Little pddily that is supposed to indicate that the to man race, after all, is just a bit wacky. Doctors who blow smoke in your face while telling you to give up cigarettes. Having to visit The beasts came into South At rica from Portuguese Mozam bique and invaded farms, offi cials said. USE TRIBUNE WANT ADS 'hurs., May 21, 1970 (;UJiELKV TU1BU.NE Page 7 The request for a thorough investigation was sent by Mathias to the Senate Government Operations Committee on which he serves and the General Accounting Office, Congress' watchdog for the executive branch. WASHINGTON (AP) -- AI ongressional probe of spiraling, rime in the nation's post of- ces was urged today by Sen. tarles M. Malhias, R-Md. Mathias cited an Associated 'ress report Monday on mil- ons of dollars in thefts oj,cred- cards, merchandise, guns, locks and cash by postal work- rs. i He said he doubled whether | overnmenl "can effectively 1 ead a nationwide fight against rime when we apparently can- jot cope with the infiltrationwjf a few dishonest persons into the iostal service." SHAG CARPET 3 95 .4 95 .5 95 Reg. 8.95 to 11.95 Sq. Yd. H L Wholesale 914 11th Ave. INSURANCE PLANNING lor widows, ami business- professional women. Inquiries I n v i t e d MALVE M. 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Westinghouse A i r C o n d i t i o n e r s are guaranteed for o n e year and the com- pressor for 5 years. Westinghouse A i r Conditioners a r e quiet. Westinghouse A i r Conditioners let you control t h e r o o m temperature to what ever degree is comfortable for you. ·«···············*·»·· Room Air Conditioner. Model AH061601. NEMA Certified 6,000 BTU Cooling Capacity . . . perfect for night time cooling. Light weight -- Installs easily too with new ZIP KIT. Operates on 115 Volts, 7.5 Amps. . . it plugs in like a lamp. 2 Fan Speeds give you a choice of High Cool, Night Cool, High Fan and Low Fan. Plus: Rust-proof Aluminum Wrapper, Zink- Coated Chassis, Permanently Washable Filter, Westinghouse Built-in Quality. HAVE YOU SEEN "THE CHILLER"? BE PREPARED FOR THE HOT DAYS AHEAD - BUY NOW WHILE THE SELECTION IS COMPLETE! Herdnan Electric 809 10 St. 352-1860 824 8th Street VINYL TUBE STRAP PATIO FURNITURE Combination PVC" tubing and multicolor web. White molded plas- lic arms. 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