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PAGE SIXTEEN THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1927 She was granted a divorce from Gers and two days later her second mar Playing at Hudson Theatre All Over Indiana Amusements (By TTnited Press) SOUTH "WHITLEY A horse belonging to John Cocklln here evidently considered It an insult to bs hitched and brink It back, and then, well, then we'll Ah, no, hell say. Tour bill's correct and you are prudent to collect whene'er a bill is due: I'm glad to pay up every debt, add here's a costly cigaret that may smoke or chew. He's always good to look upon, he Is as handsome as the dawn that paints tile eastern skies, he Is as lovely as a queen although his hair Is turning green, and he has goggle eyes." Thus men appreciate the gent who always pays up every cent nor claims the bills are wrong; turned out to be a white elephant for Albert Morgan. The alligator was sent to the Harmony quartet here for a mascot and then turned over to Morgan for safe keeping. ANDERSON Hogs may replace the expensive garbage disposal plant proposed here.

The city is considering purchase of a farm to raise hogs oa refuse from the kitchens of the city. HUNTINGTON Because he could not convince the Judge be was merely training a dog to hunt, Carl Crosser was forced to pay a fine for ing on Howard Crum's farm. riage was annuled by court. ANDERSON Mr. and Mrs.

Frank Taylor of this city and Thomas Miller of Rushvnie have answered the call of the new gold fields at Tonopah, Nev. EVANSVILLE When high waters blocked roads into Washington from this city, the Press, an evening daily, sent Its papers to that city by airplane. PERU "Pimento," an orphan alii gator from the Seminole territory, has to an automobile. When Cocklln tied HUDSON "The Honeymoon. Express," the Warner picture at the Hudson Theatre, is a lively though tenderly human story of American family life.

It portrays," alsc, the havoc which too much money may wreak on the Uvea of Its possessors. The Lambert home is a house divided against Itself. Wll-lard Louis plays the ludicrously voluptuous husband and father who is being eagerly ensnared by a pretty gold-digger Jane Wlnton. Irene Rich I jr' A the animal to a car the horse kicked him. breaking" Cocklln's left ankle.

MICHIGAN CITY What la believed to be a record in disposal of husbands was set by Mrs. Susie King Gers Long to them he makes Apollo look like something fished out from the brook, where It has lain too long. A Frenchman has Invented an um brella handle in which a fountain pen la the mother, who, after self-effacing years find3 herself neglected by all but her younger daughter, Jean, of this city, when she disposed of two In a week. Hearing William Gers had divorced her she remarried, only to learn she was still married to Gers. may be carried by women who feel the lack of pockets.

Thursday 1 Day Only PASTIME Theatre Helen Costello. Virginia Lee Corbin does Becky, the 1 TD A SATURDAY, APRIL 2nd. 1V1 JVlViiL I Matinee Night "The Cave Man" wilful older daughter, who is being sought for her money, by a young rotter, John Patrick, Lance, Harold Goodwin, the son of the family, is losing clients and courage through dissipation. Margaret Lambers suddenly becomes aware of her position in the household and sets about righting It. Taking her younger daughter she goes out into the world, effects a Juvenation both personal and spiritual, with "The Honeymoon- Express" si the Virginia Lee Corbin and Irene Rich in Hudson theatre.

MATT MOORE, MARIE PREVOST A laugh picture that tickles them to wild shrieks and hysterical tears; a sure fire comedy wow for any fan! Added Features: Walt Mason, himself The World's Famous Rhymster EVENING M. Floor $1.65 Balcony $1.10 Gallery 75e Tax Included SEATS NOW SELLING But Don't Delay MATINEE M. Floor $1.10 Balcony 75o Gallery 60o Tax Included 99 Imperial Comedy in "HEAVY SWELLS The Hotel Stenographer By ROE FULKERSON -and- wins position and love, and the devo-l tion of her misguided children. Her1 husband begs to be taken back but' unavailingly. There are many lntrlgu- i lng conflicts In the picture, much to I make one sit up and take notice.

Irene Rich plays with sincerity and; conviction; Willard Louis Is at his fun-i ntest and most ingratiating, and all the members of the cast seen pecul-i iarly attuned to the mood of the piece. All members of the family should! THE BETTER WAY EDUCATIONAL REEL How grand and beautiful the gent who always pays up every cent when sa ever payment's due he may have 9 The Story of mm "Old or young, short or tall, widow or flapper, they all smoke these days, exclaimed the Hotel Stenographer looking down the line of women who lined both sides of the corridors of TWICE DAILY 2:908:13 MURRAY freckles on his nose, and walk- along i on pigeon toes, his teeth may be as- ft kew there may be bald spots on his 3 head, his whiskers may be rusty red, 1 1 his eyes, perchance, may squint; there may be furrows on his cheek, i his neck may sag, his Roman beak may have a crimson tint. But -men will say when he appears, In both i see "The Honeymoon Express." Many mothers can get hints for action in the revolt of Margaret Lambert. The story is never preachy, however, and every sigh is nicely balanced by several chuckles. Your critic is willing to stake hls reputation on the opinion that "The Honeymoon Express" is the sort of pocture to be loved at sight and remembered gratefully long afterward.

"The Honeymoon Express" is taken from the stage success "The Door Mat." Three Days, Beginning Thursday Apr. 7th Wi I Starting TODAY The sensational stage success "THE DOORMAT" brought to the screen In one of the most tense and striking plays of the year. the well known hemispaers there is no grander Jay; he may have bolls upon his neck, but If he owes you coin, by heck, you know youH get yuur pay. i ou Know you gwi it i when it's due; you know he will not! say to vou. 'Come back six weeks from now; 111 pay up all my bills ln 1 haeta cfv WAoIra frnm -rxwr nriAn Peacock Alley.

"You don't approve of women smoking?" asked the House Detective. "There are a lot of things I do not do myself," answered the girl, "that I never feel a cosmic urge to stop other people from doing. I can't say that I approve of a girl standing on her head on a running horse but when I see a girl pulling that stunt in the circus. I never try to stop her nor to get a law passed to keep women from standing on their heads on horses. "Cigarette smoking has some ad-advantages for women.

A woman can take time enough to pull at a cigarette a time or two before she answers a question, increasing the chances of her saying Most of the trouble women get into in this world is because they don't say 'no at the right minute. "When women tap a coffin tack on their thumb nails they can cover up grief or anger, confusion or elation or Mr. Work's Pointer On Auction Bridge have placed a mortgage on my He will not say, "Your bill is wrong; 1 1 I did not buy the cast iron gong that you've charged up to me; I did notl buy an auto jack; correct your bill 3j ADVERTISEMENT Avoid Ugly Pimples A WIFE Fighting for her Self Respect A MOTHER Fighting for her children. A WOMAN Fighting for What All Women Hold Dear A DAUGHTER Jazz Crazed A SON A Waster A FATHER A Dancing Daddy Modern! Vivid! Swift! Cast Includes: WILLARD LOUIS HELEN COSTELLO JOHN PATRICK VIRGINIA LEE CORBIN JASON ROBARD JANE WINTON A pimply face will not embarrass IRENE WARNING I I keen somebodv waitine for an answer 7on much longer if you get a package until thev want to zrab the cigarette of Edwards' Olive Tablets. The i 3 (Milton Work.

th international authority, will answer your auction bridge questions. A stamped. elf-ad-dresscd envelope must accompany each request for replies.) Address Milton Work, care Richmond Palladium. The Pointer for today Is: WHEN ANSWERING THE INFOR-MATORY DOUBLE OF A DEPEND-ABLE PARTNER, BID A FOUR-CARD MAJOR IN PREFERENCE TO A FIVE-CARD MINOR. EVEN WHEN THE MINOR IS THE STRONGER SUIT.

In the hand given yesterday. South bid ono No Trump, West doubled. North passed, and East held: Sp: S-x-x-x Ht: x-x Di: x-x CI: A-Q-9-x. In this case JEUCH nut nf vnnr veTlnw f1nffra nnH i skin should begin to clear after you is it down your throat. Every woman AntfCTEO jaiie me uiuuu, ouweis ana uver with Dr.

Edwards' Olive Tablets, the FLOOD No theatre or auditorium thus far visited has been large enough to accommodate the throngs seeking admission. Avoid possible disappointment by ordering seats now by mail. Orders will be filled in sequence. Seats on sale at Murray, Monday morning, at 10 o'clock. Matinees 50 75S $1.10 Nights 501, $1.10 and $1.65, Tax Included.

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xraflnt for th 1 cigarettes they carry you might! which calomel does, and Just as effec-! to the temptation watch two or three reels before you nveiy, dui tneir action is genue ana a safe instead of severe and irritating. 1 th tell the heroine from the wicked ther than tw! woman who i3 trying to steal her hus-Spades is much band. If it wasn't for the cigarettes stronger than in tjjey would have to wear numbers like the case discussed box carg and football players. No, yesterday, in which 1 Kelly, cigarettes are not for me but I two suits were Of um sn rffklpsn Ann't earn trhn aIqa MURRETTE Now Showing No one who takes Olive Tablets Is ever cursed with a "dark brown taste," a bad breath, a dull, listless, "no good" feeling, constipation, torpid liver, bad disposition or pimply face. Olive Tablets are a purely vegetable compound mixed with olive oil; know them by their olive color.

Dr. Edwards spent years among patients afflicted with liver and bowel smokes 'em." equal length although of very un Is equal strength. Un-j Shirley: Mason less the answering hand contains a LU-COLDS Check at first sneeze. Rub on inhale vapors complaints and Olive Tablets are the immenselv effective result. Take! Si long Major and a nightly for a week.

See how much better you feel and look. 15c, 30c, 60c. long Minor, the double is a request for the longest suit and to fail to com-! ply with that request is apt to bej also r.l rra RUB 1 1 irtwawwr The Bowery Your Last Chance To See 1 1 Belle Who Became a Fifth Avenue Princess! The World War The West College Football And A Tender Love Story and most unfortunate: but In the case of a four-card Major, no matter how weak, and a five-card Minor, no mat-tar how strong, ths probabilities are that the Major will be more apt to produce game than the Minor. The reasons given in connection with the four strong Clubs and the four weak Spades apply here, except of course there is a distinctly greater chance for game at Clubs with a five-card suit, than in yesterday's example there was for game in Clubs with a four-card suit. It is conceded that the first reaction of those who -are advised to bid in this way is distinctly hostile.

It seems to be contrary to all Bridge theories, as well as to all theories of common sense, to select a suit which appears to be ridiculously weak, in preference to a suit a card -also- Last Episode "Cssey cf Tbe Coast Guard" COMEDY NEWS GENE TUNNEY in THE FIGHTING MARINE" 9 3 Days Only Starting Today MILTON SILLS Spring Opening of Athletic Park Pavilion Sat. Nite, April 2 JACK CRAWFORD and his 10 piece orchestra playing Admission, 75c Dancing FREE Mixed Dances Starting Wed. Nite, April 6 with the CRESCENT 8 PIECE ORCHESTRA Admission, 35c- Dancing FREE longer and stronger. Appreciating! that the advice given today will be received by many with incredulity and by some with positive hostility, I vould not offer it had it not been that the experience of years has conclusively proven that the point of today's pointer is aimed in the winning tion, and that following it in the majority of cases is bound to produce the most satisfactory result but this is only the case when the. double of the partner can be depended upon to be 100 per cent sound.

Tomorrow's hand, in which the bidding is supposed to be the same as today's, is as follows: East's holding Sp: 8-x-x-x lit: Di: x-x CI: A-Q-10 9-x-x. (Copyright John Co.) to MATS. I A 10c 1 1 EVE. 10c 30c "The Sea .99 Tiger5 Tomorrow Saturday Produced in cooperation with the Internationa Association of Fire Chiefs. A film epic, telling the story of the American fire-hero, revealing the trials, the humors, the true thrilling life of unsung heroes.

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