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DELAWARE COUNTY (PA.) DAILY TIMES Friday, June 12, 1970 Complete television programs Provided by the station KYW Subject to chango WFIl ID WCAU (0 WHYY WPHL S3 WTAC 09 WKBS EVENING 5:00 Beat the Clock CB Misteroger's i borhood (R) CD Rocket Robin Hood (S Addams Family 03 Flintstones :30 Stump the S'tars CB What's New (R)-CD Ultra Man 03 Dennis the Menace QD Munsters 6:00 Bridse Finesse stoops to new low NORTH 13 VAKQJ10 4 9 8 6 4 3 7 6 WEST EAST AS4 46 9 7 6 KJ10 SOUTH (D) AAKQJ10332 Woid 4AQ7 5 4 3 2 4 5 4 3 2 Both vulnerable West North East South Pass 3 Pass Pass 4 Pass Pass Pass Pass Opening lead-- 34k 6 A By JACOBY SON "Cudouser and curiouser" thought Alice. "This, was supposed to be a party and now I am playing bridge. What's more, my partner, the dormouse seems to be asleep and I am looking at the worst hand I have even seen." Alice was East and certainly had a bad hand. Matters didn't improve when the Mad Hatter opened with two spades and his partner, the March Hare, gave a positive response of three hearts." The dormouse continued to sleep while his opponents worked their way up to six spades. He wakened long enough to lead the queen of clubs and proceeded to fall asleep again while the Hatter studied the dummy for an interminable period of time.

Alice would have fallen asleep herself if her chair had been at all comfortable. As it was she squirmed and wondered why she was in any sort of bridge game. Eventually the Hatter won the trick with the ace and led the duece of spades. The dormouse awakened again and murmured "trumps, trumps what are trumps?" Then he played the four-spot. The Hatter tranced again and finally played dummy's five.

Alice produced the six anc that was when the play ended "Never send a boy on a man's errand," yelled 'the March Hare "It was a finesse," roared the Hatter. "What finesse? Who ever heard of finessing a five-spot?" cried the March Hare as cards table, tea and silverware flew in all directions. The 'Mft; thing Alice saw a. she the mad bridge itl i News Evening Report CD TV 10 Big News CB Delaware at Six CD Patty Duke S3 Batman 03 Outer Limits :30 Huntley-Brinkley ABC News CB The French Chef (R) CD Man From U.N.C.L.E. 6Q Rip Cord 7:00 Eyewitness News What's My Line? CD CBS News CB Spectrum Medicine" Passport to Adventure 03 Dick Van Dyke Show 30 The High Chaparral (R) The Flying Nun (R) CD Get Smart CB TV Garden Club CD Of Lands and Discovery" 03 Anniversary Game 03 McHale's Navy 8:00 The Brady Bunch CD Tim Cnoway Show CB Harrisburg Report I Spy 03 Hazel :30 OName of the Game (R) The Ghost and Mrs Muir CD Hogan's Heroes CB NET Ceremony of Innocence" Richard Kiley, a Broderick, Larry Gates CD To Tell the Truth Candid Camera 9:00 game was the dormouse still sleeping peacefully through it all.

Incidently, the Hatter's play was a reasonable one and we would like to have the dormouse as our partner sometime. Q--The bidding has been: West North East South 1 Pass 1V Pass 2 Pass Pass Pass You, Soutli, hold: A2 A 5 4 4Q842 What do you do now? A--Bid three spades. You aren't going to play this hand in anything except hearts or clubs. You want to find out more about your partner's hand. TODAY'S QUESTION You do bid three spades and he bids three no-trump.

What do you do now? Answer Tomorrow Doodletown Pipers- Beach Party CD Friday Night Movies Alphabet Murder" Tony Randall, Anita Ekberg, Robert Morley CD Nine O'clock for Danger" Trevor Howard, Sally Grey, Alastair Sim 6D i i i a Graham Show--John Hansom, Christine Jorgenson CD Perry Mason 10:00 1 The New Communicators--Peter Fonda Love, American Style CB The Toy That Grew Up QJ The Real McCoys 03 10 O'Clock News 30 03 Jack McKinney's Night Talk 03 Alfred Come Back Alive' Sidney Blackmer, Virginia Gregg 55 CD Wonderful World of Sport Speech" 7:00 0 About Mone; Services" Home, Farm.and Garden CD Bugs Bunny Roai Runner :30 Captain Fathom You and Your Health 8:00 Heckle and Jeckle Cartoon Castle CD Gene London Show CD Adventures of Gulliver :30 CD Cartoon Corners Genera Store CD Smokey Bear Show 55 03 For Your Information 9:00 Here Comes the Grump CD Cattanooga Cats CD Environs 30 The Pink Panther Captain Noah CD Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines 03 Let's Talk About It 10:00 H. R. Pumstuf Hot Wheels CD Wacky Races CD Astro Boy 03 Impact: New Jersey :30 Banana Splits Adventure Hour Hardy Boys CD Scooby-Doo, Where Are You CD Prince Planet 6D Scene Seventy CD How to Quit Smoking 11:00 Sky Hawk CD Archie Comedy Hour CD Fantastic 8th Man 03 Bowery Boys :30 On the Scene Break '70-Philadelphia a Coalition" Al Alberts Showcase '70 CD George of the Jungle ES Upbeat AFTERNOON 12:00 0 Saturday Matinee 1 'If I Were King" Roanld Coleman, Basil Rathbone CD The Monkees CD Get It Toqether 03 Familj Classics "Red Stallion" Paiqe, Ted Donaldson :30 American Bandstand CD Perils of Pitstop CD Fury 1:00 CD Superman CD Movie of the Week on a Tightrope" Frederic March, Terry Moore S3 TV29 Junior Tournament of Champions :30 Insight Jonny Quest 03 Shirley Temple Theatre January" 2:00 Major League Baseball Game of the Milwaukee 150 CD The Jetsons 03 Ernest Tubb Show 30 CD Dusty's Treehouse Soap Is Made" 03 Bill Anderson Show 3:00 Indianapolis 500 Festival Parade CD The Early Show Jane" Doris Day, Howard Keel CD Film Spectacular Witch's Curse" Kirk Morris 03 Championship Wrestling 03 Gladiator Movie-- "Coriolanus, Hero Without.a Country" Gordon Scott, Alberto Lupo 4:00 All American College Show 03 Laramie 30 Indianapolis 500 CD Race of the Week 1:00 0 Cinema 3 Story" Van Johnson, Patricia Neal Wide World of Sports- CD Best of Drive" Joel McCrea, Dean Stockwell CD The Music Connection S3 Western Open Golf 03 Championship Wrestling BY TV SCOUT BEST BET The second segment of New Communicators will oace again focus on the work of creative young filmmakers around the world. Host Peter Fonda, well known his own experiments in moviemakin'g (such as "Easy narrates filmed seg ments selected from 1,000 films submitted by young filmmakers 10 11 (Channel 3). --PART TWO-- --'f (Channel 10) Ge Smart has a budget spoof o.

"The Dozen," when Max works with a "dirty trio." John Dehner is the guest as.courtly old Col. Kirby, owner of a string of Southern restaurants. Only he is really a KAOS agent whose mansion must be infiltrated by Max. The mission is pretty routine except that 99 is expecting their baby at anj moment and Max is determined to get a minute-by-minute report. --REPEAT-- (Channel 3) Two pixie teenaged girls take ovei The High Chaparral, making a strong first- impression when they rustle the horses of Buck and Mano.

After the cowboys get their. horses back, they decide to tafoe the girls to the ranch, planning a rehabilitation process. Little do they know one of the girls' outlaw father had it all plotted out exactly that way. Jo Ann Hams and Heather Menzies play the (Channel 10) The Tim Coriway Show disappears after this outing to be replaced by reruns of He and She for the summer. Tonight the boys of Triple A wind up airborne with- a pregnant woman and a pregnant cat and no place to boil water.

Helen help us! 11:00 News, Weather, Sports Action News CD TV 10 Big News (D Delaware Tonight CD Twilight Zone 03 Alfred Hitchcock Gene Nancy Gates 30 0 Tonight Cinema Six Barry, a i Alice a "The Bramble Richard Burton, Barbara Rush CD Merv Griffin Show CD Film of Square" Tyrone Power, Al Jolson G3 News Weather, Sports CD Wonderful World of A i i Sidney Toler, Benson Fong; and "The Falcon Takes Over" George Sanders, Lynn Bari Mister Ed CD The Late "Retreat, Hell!" Frank Lovejoy, Richard Carlson :30 FBI Most Wanted 03 TV 48 News :35 0 Eyewitness News :50 03 For Your Information 2:00 :50 CD The Late, Late Milkman' Donald O'Connor, Piper Laurie, Jimmy Durante 4:00 :35 CD Late, Late News SATURDAY MORNING 5:00 :55 Eyewitness News 6:00 Across the Fence 25 CD Early Morning News 30 This World of Waters CD Sunrise Semester "The Image and It's The seldom valued Qive-aways DEAR HELEN: I am 19 and work in an office with three salesmen. One is 27, very good looking and single. Though I heard he had a steady girl, I fell for him. After about six months, when he didn't ask me out, I finally asked him for a date. He took me for a ride, tried to "park" but I acted very ladylike.

When he didn't ask me again, I finally invited him to my apartment for dinner. And this time things were different. But his girl friend found out, he confessed and apologized to her, and I lost again. I gave him a Christmas gift and lie didn't even send me a card. But later I asked him to take me to a movie and he did, ending up again at my apartment.

This time his girl friend vrrDle me a nasty letter, telling me to stop throwing myself at her man. I guess he's afraid of her Show because he won't accept my invitations now. Do you think she has a right to manage his life, being bhat she isn't rrarried to him? If he didn't want me, why did he take me out when I suggested it? -MAD DEAR MAD: I don't wish to burn my bra or picket beauty contests. I wish to protest the slavery of marriage, the treatment of women as sexual objects, the archaic divorce laws which hurt men as well as women, the inequality of pay for equal jobs, and our general second- classdom. Isn't there a sane, sensible women's lib club that we moderate liberals could join? Something that would allow us to express our feelings arid still remain married to reactionary husbands? --LIB WITHOUT LIP DEAR LIB: How about introducing a "lib study group" into your local woman's club? Perhaps you quiet libs can teach the "lippy" ones it's better to persuade men than fight 'em.

H. DEAR HELEN: With all the ruckus against the mid-calf skirt, why are the designers STILL pushing them? Their fall showings are filled with midis, streets are Because a man often takes what is thrown at him, whether he really wants her or not. You'd better start learning, dear, that give-aways arc seldom valued. DEAR HELEN: As you say, much of what the women's lib movement stands for is needed, but why must the groups that are open for us to join be so far-out? OUT OUR WAY CHRYSLER CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING ONE YEAR FREE SERVICE Free Surveys and Estimates SCANLON'S FUEL OIL 3901 Chichester Ave. Booihwyn, Pa.

HU 7tnis is FRUIT THE GANG SENT NOT VERY WORRY ABOUT THE ASSISTANT 15 DOING A PANG-UP JOB! YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO COME MY WIFE'S UNCLE HAP TH' HAD TO BE OPERATED 1 ON ev YER 5HAKV A BEMJTIFUU WPUU, GOOD HOPE VUH WORM IN THB BUlife CHEERING SECTION while stores and filled with minis. tsn't this going to hurt sales? What woman in her right senses will buy a new dress when she figures it may be out of style by fall? Why can't we choose our own length (which for me is at the top of the knee), with everything from mini to maxi to choose from? --DISGUSTED DEAR Why indeed? And we could if women weren't sheep! H. DEAR HELEN: This is an answer to "Over- Punished Sue" who wanted a whipping because it was faster (and just as effective) as being grounded for two months. When I do something wrong, my parents give me a long talk, which hits harder than a licking. But what is even worse that I've let them down, and therefore hurt them? Hurting my folks is the worst punishment I could get, because I LIKE them, and you can't stand hurting your friends.

So I try not to. It seems like spanking and real rigid restrictions are jus; "getting even." That "long talk" is all I need to set me straight. --DONNA This column is dedicated to family living, so if you're having kid trouble or just plain trouble, let Helen help YOU. She will also welcome your own amusing experiences. Address Helen Bottel in care of Delaware County Daily Times.

18 E. 8th Chester, Pa. 19016. Fonda narrates 'Communicators' (Channel 6) If you can imagine Charles Nelson Reilly, as Claymore, with a houseguest Captain Gregg's ghost then you know you're in for some laughs on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Seems the ghost has been frightening of the workmen who WORLD ALMANAC FACTS The i i a arc credited with the invention of soap about 600 B.C. Jessie Oakley of Newburgh, N.Y., began manufacturing the first soap cakes that were individually -wrapped and i in weight about 1830, The Almanac says. Previously, soap had been sold to grocers in. large blocks from which pieces were cut' as desired. Newspaper Enterprise Asssn, PETER FONDA is host of part two of "The New Communicators' 10 tonight over Channel 3.

are repairing Gull Cottage, and Agatha Christie mystery. "The order to save Carolyn some money, he agrees to move in with Claymore until the job is done. (Channel 3 Tony Franciosa is doing a story on head of an industrial empire MI The Name of the Game. He ollows the man to his hunting odge where this ruthless fellow to be very emotional ibout a little girl who is lost the woods. He is so determined to have her found, he ffers a cash reward which means a lot of crackpots show up to search.

Some of them are dangerous. There's a twist at he end here. Mark Richman the industrialist with Antointte Bower, Carla Borelli, John err and Edward G. Robinson r. as his a i 9-11 (Channel 10) The 'riday Night Movies has a not otally successful (but still worth a look) adaptation of an Alphabet Murders" (based on Miss Christie's "The A.B.C.

has Hercule Poirot, here in the person of Tony Randall in a stylish performance, as the hero. Anita Efcberg and Robert Morley are involved in the proceedings. A 1966 release. 10-11 (Channel 6) Love, American Style has three tales that are triter than usual. In one Leslie, Parrish and Peter Cheerleaders ASTON Cheerleaders selected for the coming year at Northley Junior High School ar Denise McMillan, Deborah Woyton, Karen i Kathleen Campbell, Patricia Sweigart, Shirley Whitonore, Linda Neeld, Donna Tresca, Judy i a Karen Nuyannes.

Alternates are Karen Frank and Susan Ross. Marshall are newlyweds whose honeymoon is interruptd by a sheriff (Andy Devine), searching for stolen loot. In the second, Andrew Prine and Lesley Warren have decided on divorce but talk themselves out of it as they divide their possessions and memories rise up with each. The final has Ruta Lee as a comedy writer whose deadline and wedding date conflict. Jack.

Carter and Regis Philbin costar. --REPEAT-- Rotary camp Stephen Ellis, Stephen Greer, Robert S. Djergarian and. Thomas Timko, students at Marple Newtown High School, were selected to attend the 1970 Rotary Leadership summer camp at Dowington, June 21 to 28. "Development of sound value as a basis of intelligent leadership in a free society" are the aims of the camp sponsored by local Rotary clubs.

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