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I' EX MINISTER BEN JAMIN co co 11 i 'i "its fc Druggist Chemist 1 1 i One Price Clothing I louse I I i 4 i' Sick and billions headache and all derangements of stomach and bowels cured by or antibillious granules 25 cents a via No cheap coxes to allow waste jf virtues By druggists to the task he has nopiinated Pal lain with whom the charge of execut ing the will will now exclusively rest I 1 Cor i A A superb amusement resort combining all the elements of morality instruction and amuse ment Three vast halls filled with marvels of nature and living wonders In Tlie Bi on Tlaeatre refined stage performance Admission to see everything 10c i InclpientConsump tion ana relieves consumptive persons in advanced stages of the disease Price £5 ct Octi ClOA vDillIO Axis 9 uouan atrrttp IS BOMx Vtur in white wrappers and bears our registered Trade Marks to wlt in a Circlealled Strip Caution Label and the My wife Was taken with a severe at tack of rheumatism and suffered in tense pain After taking six doses of Athlophoros the pain was entirely gone and the swelling nearly all re duced Watson Supt Am Dist Telegraph Co Detroit Mich Victor ortune and Last Will It turns out that Victor Hugo died worth in round numbers 5000000 francs or £200000 This considerable fortune has been nearly all if not quite all made during the last few years Last year alone his dues on the per formances of his works amounted to no less than 1100000 francs He be queathed 50000 francs to the poor of Paris It is singular that though this bequest is made in the handwrit ing he omitted to sign his name to it Its execution therefore depends upon the good feeling of his executors which there is ho doubt will not be wanting The executors named in Victor will are Jules Grevy Leop Say and Leon Gambetta 'In conse quence of the refusal of Grevy to act and the death of Gambetta Leon Say remains the sole executor As however the distinguished financier could not find sufficient time to devote The GUIDE ta iMued Sept and Marell each year 49 256 pagee 8xll inches with over 3500 iHuatrattona a whole Picture Gallery GIVES Wholesale Prices direct to consumers on all goods lor personal or family use Tells how to order and gives exact cost of every thing you use eat drink wear or have fan with These INVALUABLB BOOKS contain information gleaned from the markets of the world We will rtail a copy REE to any ad dress upon receipt of 10 cts to defray expense of mailing Let us hear from you 3 Respectfully MONTGOMERY WARD CO 227 229 Wabash Av eane Chicago LU Thursday riday and Saturday with Saturday Matinee Oct 29 30 31 The Great Mikado Opera Co In Gilbert operate success was very proud of her brood and accordingly took them out into the yard the yard was a pond which the young ducks immediately ran to and in they She was in a great fright and flew from the shore to an island there was in the middle of the pond incessantly and ran round and round calling them vain Af ter a time they came out of the pond and she brought them up quite safely Again she was set on eggs and again they Went into the pond and put her in a terrible fright These she reared as before After this she was set upon eggs and she hatched them all Then she took the chickens into the yard expecting them to go in to the pond as the ducklings haa but they would not go near it So she she called them and flew backward and forward from the island and when they would not go in she actually 'took each one and tipped it over into the water! Thus she drowned all her a very queer thing for a hen to do ST PAUL GRAND amily Museum Exposition Block near Wabasha WILLIAM GOES Manager Unsurpassed at a Remedy for General Detility Sleeplessness Nervous IGxhaus lion Dyipefda Impaired Vitality Neuralgia BheutMiim and Broken Down Constitutions STKONGIY KXDOKSBD BY THI MBDCALROSSSIOW BOXZD DSVGGrSTS Arm 3MSdUEi3SSiS Prepared by Handy Cox 143 Howard St Baltimore MG fl W1BK OT IMITATIONS TAKE OILY DR HTNLEVB Oriental Observances A correspondent writes to London Truth With all princes Hindoo Mohammedan or on the peninsula of Hindoostan a superior is approached by an inferior with presents There must in fact be the earnest of a present if it be only a lime or a flower rom those incontestably of an inferior rank the reception of the lime or flower is counted as sufficient condescension and as a recognition of the acquaint ance With those who by right wear a sword the sword in its scabbard is presented to be touched by the recip ient of the visit and this graceful ad dress is the shorthand token of the bearer of the sword having offered his services even to devoting his life After the lime there is an ascending scale of presents such as nosegays trays of fruit 'sweetmeats a palanquin a horse an elephant or jewelry up to the value of the koh i poor And in every instance the recipient is under stood to return a present to the donor of greater value than the present re ceived It may be in kind or it may be in favors to be granted but there must be no mistake as to the worth A Sensible Tramp A tramp applied at the back door for assistance just as the family was preparing for morning prayers good said the minister kindly would te glad to have you join us in our devotion after which you will receive a nice breakfast "the tramp graciously right in lA inan who is kicked and buffeted about' the world as I am ought not to be squeam ish in the face of a square 1 THE LATEST WONDER And Ginger Ale rom the Great Zenobia ountain Pal myra Springs Wis It is a softer purer and more palatable water than the foreign mineral waters and it contains more me dicinal qualities than any of do mestic waters It is pronounced a Phenom enal Mineral Water by the physicians the press and the public It Cures All Kinds of KIDNEY STOMACH ait BOWEL COMPLAINTS Eye and Ear complaints ChronicDiarrhcea Catarrh Nervous Debility Rheumatism Neuralgia A Tonic and restora tive to the blood and nervous system people of the present day demand a pure unadulterated water and we are pre pared to furnish it in any quantity in any shape at a very low figure or pam phlets or full information address Scott State Agent Grand Opera House St Paul or Lane Summers Local Agents opposite West Hotel Minneapolis Minn or Palmyra Springs Sanitarium Cd Palmyra Wis Gives a Reporter an Account of His Ex perience While in Persia do Persians' treat Christians and badly if their fanaticism is not aroused Then they become danger ous A few years ago if a European consorted with a Persian woman he was killed at once or obliged to turn Mohammedan and marry her Even nowit would create the greatest trouble so that Europeans confine their atten tions to the Armenian women of the native population When the wife drive through the streets men go ahead to clear the streets and warn all persons to conceal themselves If a man has no chance of getting away he turns his face around and does not look oh pain of being roughly handled or perhaps killed on the spot Euro peans are compelled to do the same1 thing In June of last year owing to the in tense heat I was compelled move my family out of the city On my way to the country I met a large force of soldiers escorting the wives If a Persian had chanced to glance at the royal ladies in sueh circumstances he would have fared hard but the foieign legations have rights and privileges of their own so I stood my ground Some twenty of the mounted guards violent ly attacked us and beat my servants and thejr horses in the effort to drive them back I directed them to stand their ground and things were looking serious when one of the queens who recognized the servants of my legation by their badges sent her chief eunuch to call the soldiers away We were then allowed to pass through without fur ther molestation This attack was an insult to the dig nity of the legation too great to be overlooked and I wrote a note to the minister of foreign affairs demanding satisfaction immediately The reply to my note being tardy and evasive I felt it my duty to inform the minisjr of foreign affairs that unless my terms were granted in thirty six hours I should haul down the flag and demand my passport The result justified my action Without going into details I may say that not only was the most am pie satisfaction rendered us within thirty six hours but my course received the approval of the entire diplomatic corps and added to the high prestige awarded to foreign legations at the court of Persia another occasion a servant of one of my attaches nearly killed a Persian This immediately created the greatest excitement and a mob formed with the intention of attacking the legation The minister of foreign affairs notified us to be prepared I ordered our military guard to load their arms and stationed them at the weak points where the mob might en ter making preparations also to send my family to a place of safety Hap pily the earnest efforts of the author ities were successful in quelling the riot spring the official paper She reef published an article that was disrespectful to President Cleveland I immediately demanded that a full correction should be made and a new article printed in which he should be treated with the greatest honor After much persistency this was done Vis its were very ceremonious and it was necessary to send notice beforehand and servants would oome out to meet us as a mark of jilted The situation of a man who has been rejected is much better than that of a girl under the same circumstances At first he takes it very hard He rails against marriage sneers at women in genera 1 and becomes for the time be ing a second Diogenes Ere many months have elapsed he emerges from his tub and sulky fit He now begins to realize that he is A halo of romance encircles him others may bear away the palm in literaturescience or art but there are some kind souls by whom the dejected hero is at once placed on a pedestal owing to the mere fact of his having been badly treated by one of their own sex Edwin! so clever so amusing and broken says Angelina to herself She at once sets to work to repair the damage done by the unap preciative rival! It is her pleasing task to guide the wounded spirit through the successive stages of pique cynicism desire for sympathy and platonic friendship until Edwin is gently but firmly led to the altar be fore he well kno ws where he is Some times however the young man is too wide awake for this and while mak ing a very good' thing out of his broken heart he prefers confiding his sorrows to more than one Angelina deftly when pity is becoming inconveniently like love Thus one disappointment may prove a founda tion for many flirtations and Edwin consoles himself and is consoled by an ever varying procession of good Samar itans till at last he really forgets how it all began who jilted him and whom he jilted He has the proud satisfac tion of feeling that he has' amply avenged his wrings' by the' number of blighted beings whom he has in his turn continued his triumphal progress until it is brought to a close by a weli dowered widow in the ing from whom he fails to es cape and finally settles down to with and a comfortable income ever after' 4 for a season bid the world when a manfinds himself in the relentless grasp ot neuralgia but he smiles and takes heart and courage when his wife brings a bottle of Salva tion Oil the greatest cure on earth for pain' DTBULLS SALVATIONOIL Greatest Cure on Earth for Will relieve more quickly than any other known remedy Rheumatism Neuralgia Swellings Bruises Burns' Scalds Cuts Lumbago Sores rost bites Backache Wounds Headache Toothache Sprains Sold by all Druggists rrice 25 Cents a Bottle How Women Differ from Men At least three men on the average jury are bound to disagree with the rest just to show that got minds of their own but there is no disagreement among the women as to the merits of Dr They are all unanimous in pronouncing it the best remedy in the world for all those chronic diseases weaknesses and complaints peculiar to their sex It transforms the pale haggard dispirited woman into one of sparkling health and the ringing laugh again in the happy household 11 She Went for Zresh Bolls A wedding under unusual and quite romantic circumstances occurred in Des Moines la the other day The sud denly accepted groom is Loren Bishop a good looking young man who keeps a bakery Miss Mary Shoe maker a pretty miss with a merry laugh and a pretty figure that is the perfection of grace came in to Mr bakery to buy some fresh rolls and she looked at the young baker in such an irresistible way that he was quite beside himself with admiration said he look so pretty that have half a mind to go right with you and get never refuse a said the pretty girl with flushing cheeks and eyes that sparkled with a roguish light ish al II go and get my coat and go and get a you want to you may and I'll go with you The young face sobered down a little but he went and got his coat you still want to he gently inquired I thought it was you that wanted to go said the maiden hesitatingly I do but I thought may be you would give it all was the reply Loren was caught and he had the good sense to see it They went to the County Clerk and got a license and be fore the sun set they were married Two ees ygiona dajjy it Souvenir Night every Thursday Chil Candy Matinee every Music by the MetripoliUn Good ordet guaranteed a ef theLonUrille and Jeffersonville Terry Co Mr Dorsey who Uvea on Wall Sk Jeffersonville Ind coffered severely from Neural cis in the face and was qalcklynred by ATHLOPHQBOS Thia is the only awe and eaft rvratAr for Neuralgia Ask your druggist ftw Athlo phoroe If you cannot get ft of him do not try something else bnt order at once from ns We will send it express paid on receipt of price $100 per bottle ATHL0PH0B0S CO 112 Wall St New Yoriu The Increase of Insanity Boston supports 800 insane says Mr TB Sanborn not 75 of whom will re cover! This is frightful! Insanity has in creased 40 per cent in a decade and most of the cases are incurable What ever the individual cause may be the fact remains that Uric Acid blood sets the brain on fire destroys its tissues and theil comes some form' of fatal lun acy Nothing is so pitiable as a mind dis eased Most brain troubles begin in the stomach then if the blood is filled with uric acid caused by failure of kidney action and the consequent de struction of the blood life you have the and the flame and a brain in full blaze as when one raves or in slow combustion as in milder forms of insanity Rev Hop kins of St Jobnsbury Vt a few years ago was confined in an asylum tfle took a terrible cold while aiding in put ting out a fire in a neighbor's burning house and for twenty five years that cold was slowly filling his blood withx uric acid and finally the deadly work was done The case looked hopeless but he happily used safe cure and recovered That was three years ago and having ridden his blood of all surplus uric acid he has remained well until this day It is indeed a terrible thing to lose mind but it is a more terrible thing to suffer such a condition when it can be so easily prevented Artistic Mechanics Arecent notice of a mechanic in Massachusetts who is an expert in that department of natural history of which the butterfly is the chief representative suggests other and similar instances It may be that the exactness required in mechanical work develops a taste for close study or it may be that na tural history and pure science become pleasant foils to the monotony of me chanical "work but it is i the fact that some practical day working mechan ics stand high ifisome scientific spe cialties 4 There is a a fine tool maker who is well known and widely known as an amateur astronomer He has contributed importantly to the science and is not surpassed in nicety and preciseness in designing astronom ical mechanism Another is an expert steel engraver by choice and as a pastime and yet incredible as it may appear he is a smith or forger handling steel andiron in bars and the heavy hammer of the blacksmith all day and doing delicate steel night or on He has nearly finished de signing and engraving a series of plates representing the childish legend of the of Cock Robin the proofsof which are really fine One left the machine shop three years ago and set up as an engraver on jewelry plate and similar articles He originates all his designs and rare ly makes a second drawing He is a wonderful producer of elegant and leg ible monograms A set of six silver buttons for a vest all uniform in gener al design and no two alike in particu lars is very artistic and yet he de signed and engraved the six "while the customer perhaps an hour These two instances show that the bent of the authors was naturally artistic rather than mechanical There is a young man thirty years old a joiner who is better authority on the flora of New England than some of the authors of accepted text books The fields pastures woods and by ways are his haunts when he has an hour the He is not sur passed as a herbalist and is quoted as authority where he is known A surgeon was spoiled when another man a machinist went into the shop He acts at call in setting bones and re ducing sprains He is ao successful that he is in the confidence of the pro fessionals who are not ashamed to pro fit by his suggestions This mechanic however only carries to its ultimate a faculty and a practice that is not uncommon in the shops It is rare indeed that in case of an ordi nary accident in the shop there is neces sity for outside aid When the writer was a youngster he lodged a piece of the sharp hammer hardened head of a cold chisel in' one eye The sur applied a powerful magnet without avail Then he cut out the obstrusive particle with a keen penknife blade making an incision just as he might in a finger A professional sur geon who afterward examined the eye said that it was a creditable Scientific American Mr Adams Bathes a eet Mt Archibald Adams a teamster who resides on the Brownsville road had an interesting and exhilerating ex perience vesterdav morning A week ago Mr Adams bought a pair "of plain ordinary everyday mules at the horse market Mr Adams is a careiui man and has a kind heart for animals So when he noticed in the col umn of a newspaper a day or so ago that it was an excellent thing to wash the hoofs of horses occasionally in hot water he came to the conclusion that he would try its beneficial effects on those mules He got a pail of hot wa ter yesterday morning and hied him self away to a stable The mules blinked at him with a mild languid air' flirted their little tails about pleas antly and awaited their will Mr Adams set the pail of water down at the rear feet of one of the mules The mule kept on looking pleasant Then Mr Adams lifted up ohe of the hoofs and carefully putit in the buck et Blsen In the World The late Jules Sandeau of the rench Academy wds early life a writer for the press in a very humble 'way When1 the new Academician callee upon Prince Napoleon the footmap The most Elegant Blood Purifier Liver Invigora tor Tonic ana Appetizer ever known The first Bitters containing Iron ever advertised in America Unprincipled persons are imitatingthe name look out lor irauus see the following signature is on every Bottle and take none other: ST PAUL MINN She Will She thought only a few men were up to the winter bathing observed the reporter The bath man laughed scornfully a makes up her mind to bathe every day in the he said can stand her off seen men who would come here qn cold mornings undress and walk to the waters edge but the min ute it touched their toes race back and get into their clothes again Not so with women When they are in bath ing trim it means bathing and nothing short of a tidal wave will Stop them Here comes the daisy bather of the lot seen that girl here when it was so cold that to even look at the water used to give me the shakes Now what do you think first induced that lady to bathe all the time? or the pure love of it? No sir She was getting too fat She tried everything dieting exercise and medicine but nothing would take her down At last she dropped on sea bathing and that fetched her She is nice and slim now though plump enough but when she came here first she was as fat as a but ter ball I wish all the fat ladies in the city would have her courage and our winter business would be worth In the success of hie life TheWillow Copse GRAND OPERA HOUSE St Paul Minix SCOTT Manager Third and Robert Sts St Paul 3 1 who had received his card remarked as he was showing the guest out suppose you do not remember me Sandeau? I am the devil that used to go to you for proofs and to whom you used to give the sugar that was sent in with your coffee! You take sugar in your coffee I re replied the Im mortal remember you now and I am glad to see that you have found em floyment in such a said the lackey nobly lave both of us on in the world Marrying in Haste A very young girl is certainly not capable of choosing a husband She takes it for granted that men are al ways as she sees them in society polite and on their good behavior If she marries early in life the man who happens to please her fancy she learns to her sorrow that in nine cases out of ten a man at home and a man in society are widely different be ings ive years at that period of life jroduce a great change in opinions and We frequently come to de test at 25 what we admired as 16 We advance from the taffy candy and pea nut age to the era of gum drops and maron glaces and even in later years to loose our yearnings for those dain ties Similar changes take4lace in the moral and spiritual nature Why should we feel the same toward persons in after life when we have learned to distinguish between the false and the true the bad and gdod any more than we should like dime novels after we have become acquainted with Dickens Thackeray andShakespere? How few comparatively of the school girl friend ships extend into later life How few of our companions in society do we Jove as well after twenty years have passed How few even of our own brothers and sisters in whom we do not see faults we could wish eradicated Considering all this how is it possible for one to feel surprised when a couple who marry in their teens growto love each other less as years roll by? JVhen both grow alike whether it be rapidly or slowly backward or forward there is some hope of ever seeing each other with the same eyes but when one pro gresses and the other retrogrades a difference springs up between them and in time one looks down upon the other with a feeling of superiority per haps unconfesed but still there while the other unable to perceive the real cause of the trouble grows at length to dislike what was once loved Ad thus it happens that those who love at 16 are indifferent at 25 and sometines di vorced at 30 One great cause of early marriages is the pernicious habit of calling a girl 25 an This is done by many well meaning but thoughtless persons who would be sorry to think that any act or expres sion of theirs had ever caused one an hour of misery yet this very dread of being called an fias driv en more women into marriage and life long misery than any other thing ex cepting perhaps poverty It is a mis take to think tnat single life is any less noble than marriage especially if the spirit of discord is permitted to inflict its horrors upon a whole household THE BE5T TONIC Strengthens the Muscles Steadies the Nerves Enriches the Blood Gives New Vigor Db Myebs airfield Iowa says: iron Bitters ts the best Iron medicine I have known in my 30 practice I have found it specially beneficial in nervous or physical exhaustion and in all debilitating ailments that bear so heavily on the system Use it freely in my own ftmily" Mr Bkown 537 Main St Covington Ky says: was completely broken down in health and troubled with pains in my back Iron Bitters entirely restored me to Gennina has above Trade Mark and crossed red lines on wrapper Take no other Made only by BHOWA CHEMICAL CO BALTIMORE MO OH! 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