The Daily Tribune from Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin • Page 7

THE SAME OLD STORY. He stops you oa the corner, uud he gaily spins it o'er, And you pause und lUien, silent, though you've heuni it nil bflore. You renirmbor every iinticlpate each puu'e, And can point tho Ubuul times for interruption and applause, Tis to him a thing of beauty as an everlasting and a subsequent heavy fall have injured her arm so much that her recovery will be a matter of some months. Her literary work is seriously inteifered with. Htreet-ear lltiqiiette.

From the Tittsburg Pispatch. When you enter a street-car place your parcel or bag- beside tmi, as it is entitled to the room of a passenger. Always stand on the rear platform of THE AMATEUR GARDENtR. Pome weeks ago, with rake and hoe, He out down, In drill by ill and row by row. The ieeds he bought in town.

A plei-Furc for him was filled Wiib joy each day liie's cup As he pereeived in beds he'd tilled The green things sht up. AVh.y does he sadly to-di And sighing spend his hours The papers have been blown away He cannot name his flowers. Uatton Coutut. Peace on Earth A whits that countless army of whose TM1V1 are consuiu ly recruited from the victims tif nervousness mid nervous diseases. The price of the boon is gyaematic course of Hts'etter's Mtmwth the finest ami most genial of toi.iu nervines, imrsued with reasonable persistence.

Easier, pleasunter i.ml safer this than to Kwaohtho victualling department witfi peudo-tonics, alcoholic or tW reverse, beef extracts, nenefjodn, narcotics, sedatives and joisons in ''Tired Nuture's sweet restorer, balmy sleep." is the providi ntiui i -t of weak nerves, and this clorious franchise being usually the consequences of sound digest ion and Increased vigor, the preat stomachic which in-(iures both is productive also of repose at the required time. Not unrcfreshed awakens the individual who uses it, but vigorous, clearheaded and tranquil. Use tie Bitters also in fever and sgue, rheumatism, kidney troubles, constipation und biliousness. JUST SAVED HIMSELF. BY It.

K. Ml'NKiTTHICK. De stood by the ojn fireplace To warm his jieuals just, ii suddenly imo his Ki kct ills baud he happened 10 thiut. A very strange expression Over his features went, His little wife run to him. And asked him what it meuf.t.

He reared like a fiend incHrnate. His tears poured down like rain. As lie said he 'auijlied at a jekelet He heard that day ou the train. "And what was the inerrv His wife asked, lull of joy. "It was all about an ancient I'trson in Illinois.

"His relations all he hated, And hen at the door of death, He called his eldest daughter I'uder his husky breath. 'Oh, bring me that long red stocking Out of the he said. The daughter brought it to him, Who, weak ami almost dead, 'By one great efiort flung it Into the rosy Hame The stocking and twenty thousand Dollars was in the same, "Suddenly he prew better, And his relatives all feel gay, As they see him chopping and sawing Wood for a dollar a day." --The-Iirtle wife langmYd, delighted, And thought the joke was good; But she'd be mad as a hatter Oh yes, indeed, she would If she knew he laughed at feeling In his coat tail's innermost Eecess the letter she gave him Two weeks ago to post. Don't read! Don't think! Don't believe I Nov, are you better? You women who think that patent medicines are a humbug, and Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription the biggest humbug of the whole because it's best known of all) does your lack-of-faith cure come? It's very easy to don't in this world.

Suspicion always comes more easily than confidence. But doubt little faith never made a sick woman well and the "Favorite Prescription has cured thousands of delicate, weak women, which makes us think that our Prescription is better than your don't believer We're both honest. Let us come together. You try Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.

If it doesn't do as represented, you get your money again. Where proof's so easy, can you afford to doubt? Confirmed. The favorable impression produced on the first appcaranceof the agreeable liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Figs, a few years ago, lias been more than confirmed by the pleasant experience of all who have used it, and the success of the proprietors and manufacturers, the Califoruia Fig Syrup Company. Small Poy "Mamma, papa savs he's the captain of this ship. What are you?" Fond Mother "I'm the pilot, darling." "Then I guess I must be the compass." "Why?" "Oh, iust because they say the captain and pilot are always 'boxing' the compass.

Att York Journal. Are You Going AVest? Come to Idaho. Soon be a State. Sure Crops. Pig prices.

Field crops bring 25 per acre. Free range for stock. Free Government Land. Best society, schools, churches. Cheap Harvest Excursions, all roads.

For illustrated pamphlets, rates, write to Board of Trade, Boise City, Idaho. Waiticu "Yes, sah. Feein' us is a risk, now, sah; but 'nothin' venture nothin' you know." Xew York Weekly. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water.

Druggists sell it. 25 cents. Kich! fragrant! fine! are the expressions of those who smoke "Tansill's Punch" tic. Cigar. For a Disordered Liver Try BEECHAM'S PILLS.

25cts. a Box. OV JCLSu DRUGGISTS. DELIGHTFUL VACATION Tourtut Ticket. both single and round trip, axe now on aale via tne LAKE SHORE ROUTE (L, s.

M. n. JlT.) TO NIAGARA FAI.tS, TOIMOTO, TIIK ST. LAWKKME KIVER, TIIOI SAXI) INLANDS, M0NTKEAL, TEE WHITE MOIM'AINS, POHTLASD, BAH HAltltOU, Etc. tW All tourist ticket via this rout admit of top over at THE MOST UNIQUE BUMMEB.

KESOKX IN THE WOULD, CHAUTAUQUA! To which Special Excursions will be run during the season. Bend for Tourist Folder. C. K. WIIBER, W.Paes.

Agent, CHICAGO, ear ah ruia fapzriott 7 u. I EWIS' 98 LYE I roWUKItlll) AM) PKKFL'AI ED tat (PATENTED) The stronyext and purest Lye made. Will make the lest perfumed Hard Soap in 20 minutes without boiling, it the bestfordisinfectirig sinks, closets, drains, washing bottles, barrels, paints, etc. FEiS'NA. SALT MTO CO.

Gen. Pa. lf0You Want to Knov J.dOl oyilMt1iliiff4ifcmitthe human syntem, lhrrtfufe'7 titrTyhnih d. hbilth Mved, diteaM Induced Uhm to aifndfiirUfi vf iynorance and inducrttion, jjfoio to tjiSill'rmeurt to all farms ofelitcatr, lllow to carVrlmffOld Kurt, Rupture. Phimotlt, llowto ma(KhfJutifiy in Marriage and have priu babltt, und an (ylKUitif Doctor's Droll Jokrs, profusely bend ten re nts for new l.nugb Cure Book called MEDICAL SENSE AND NONSENSE Hurray Hill Pab.

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PAUL, IMapiteca of tlie Eye Ear a Specialty. 11 aflHttoil wltliehrnl'(li. fafs of 1 tic eye or llliil. iia, cull or' mldri'Ms lr. I'muI, Clark Clileauo.

ArtllH inl Kvph Furnished IT IK Hl lt MII.IltF.N' TIhuimuhIx of youiiir nu and women In this i-omitrjF owe their lives, heultli anil their tmphieftt to Kllire's Food. 1 heir dully iliet In Infancy anil (iilldhiinri liuvin Itf-en HiilL't-'N etn. 1111. tt WOOLUICIl A. I'almcr, Murs.

immm Write nu lor new Ijiws. hciilff'e. Defcrtftrire. Ilevsd Succsis or ao (r. 25yr.

eipcrtencs. A W. MeOormick Washington, D. 0, Cincinnati, 0. DrNIDNQ t'ATFNT find (iovernriiaiit claims of all fbiidlUlf tfkiud proM-cutfd hv 1 ho.

McSiikkm Attorney at Law, Washington, 1.C, Fremont, O. PATENTS P. A. iiETTMANII WAilII.N(.'l (N, Ksnd lor Circulars. OPIUM libit.

The only rrrlnln and eio-v rure. r. J. hi Kl'll kNS, TOURS mm ilefiud-i the entertainment fraught ith charms that never eloy. A tide of things fi rgotten at its rail begins to How That good old joke that dear old joke that joke of long ago.

You have heard it in the orchard as you lolled beneath the trees, Shirking algebra and Latin for the hummiug of the I) es. You have heard it at the corner when the day's dull labors o'er. The leisuie-blcst assembled at the village genera 1 st on Though each reciter atlored it for fear it might grow tame, It lived in the affection staunch and faithful till the game, Ah, one likes to hear him tell it take his nine and tell it slow That good old joke that dear old joke that juke of long ago. Wuehinglon Port. 4 A Cure for Hydrophobia.

From the Troy Times. Dr. David D. Toal is a physician and Ldrui -en-Avenue 1, in iew York. However successful he may be in general practice, he doesn't base Ins claim for public recognition upon that, but upon his discovery of what lie is confident is an infal liable cure for hydrophobia.

The discovery is not a new one. Nineteen years ago he employed it Avith marked success, and since that time has had several opportunities of testing its efficiency. In one case he was not called until the patient was in the most terrible spasms, six men being renuired to hold him. I r. Toal treated him, and next day the alarming symptoms had entirely passed, antl in "a few days a complete cure was elfected.

Other cases equally critical havo yielded to the Doctor's" treatment, and apparently lie has good ground for thinking that hydrophobia can be promptly and completely cured. The public will have the more confidence in his statements from the fact that he does not advertise that he alone can perforin the cure, but, on the contrary, does not hesitate to tell the ingredients of the prescription he uses. It is: Iodide of potassium, four drachms; tincture of Peruvian bark, two ounces; simple syrup, four ounces. For hydrophobia, either before or after the symptoms have appeared, the dose in ordinary cases is a teaspoonful three times a day, after each meal. This is to be continued one week.

In cases where the symptoms are somewhat developed a tablespoonful is to be taken. Should the patient be in such a condition as not to be able to swallow, the medicine can be given bv injection, and produces similar results. The Doctor does not favor causteriz-ing the wounds made bv the bites of dogs or other animals. He advises the use of a salve composed of extract of belladonna one scruple, resin ointment one and a half ounces. This, he says, will act very powerfully in drawing out the poison if it is applied to the wound every four hours during the period the other medicine is taken.

In the last nineteen years Dr. Toal has used these prescriptions 2,000 times, and claims that not a single case thus treated has resulted disastrously. The Toal method of hydrophobia treatment appears worthy of at least careful investigation. It, as the Doctor claims, the dreaded disease yields read lly to prescriptions within the reach of every practitioner the lacts cannot be circulated too speedily. Thorough tests should be made under circumstances which will admit of no doubt as to the results, and if Toal is correct in his conclusions he should receive all the credit attaching to a medical discovery of the highest importance, uut there should be no ignorant fooling with this or anv other prescription.

Justly Offended. From the Boston Courier. There came across the ocean, the oth er day, a Highlander who chose to wear the costume to which he had been accustomed while dwelling among the native hills, the kilt. After leaving theCunard wharf and crossing the Kast- l.oston terry, he entered a hrse car creating no little sensation among the passengers. Wholly indifferent to glances of admiration or surprise, he took his seat and began to scan the various advertisements displayed in the car.

Suddenly his brow grew dark, and, rising, lie signaled the conductor to stop. "You said you wanted to go to the Cunard oflice," said the conductor: "this is nowhere near it." "Let me off." The car was stopped, and. as he de scended the steps, the conductor, think ing something might have offended him, asueu: "Is there anything the matter?" "Look at that sign in the car there." he said, as, giving a swisli to his kilts, he dropped into the street. The conductor looked at the sign. It read: Do you wear pants?" A Gentleman farmer jieilnod.

From the lialtlmore Herald. Old Col. Maynadier. of AnneArtindel County, was a large slave-owner. 1 4 1 .1 ....1 i- 1 nu vuiuuei rpciii goou ueui 01 ms time away from home.

One time upon his return he took a drive over his property, and on his way met a small colored bov. "Whom do voti belong to. bov the Colonel asked. "Why, salt, I I 'longs to Col. Alavnadier.

sah. 'Who's he?" inquired the Colonel, to see what the chap would say. "II c's a farmer, sah." "What sort of a farmer?" "(ic gentleman farmer, sah." "(ientlenian farmer!" repeated the Colonel. "What kind of a farmer's a gentleman farmer?" well, sah," spoke up the colored boy, he's a farmer dat don't raise no 'hacco, sah, a and has to buy his co'n, sah ihe enjoyed tho oke. it is said, and afterward told it upon himself wun much amusement.

The Frenchman Abroad. From the American (irocer. An individual whose features and gen eral ensemble betrayed his Gallic origin entered a roadway car the other dav. and after paying his fare requested the oiidiicior to stop at franco Mreet." The conductor, not comprehending the name, tne Passenger repeated with some emphasis: "Prance, Prance Street." Still he was not, understood when a fellow-passenger suggested that Prince street was his destination. ith many expressions of gratitude Ihe son of France turned to his self-constituted interpreter and explained thal'Tninco Street" was not precisely where he wished to alight, but that it was tht only street the name of which he could a streex-car aim cmn to ihe conductor about the ladv passengers.

It shows your manners. Sometimes you see a person sittin; with one foot resting upon his knee This is not to discommode others, but only to protect their corn-patch hen a lady with a babe in her arms enters axuu- don't get-up, but bury your uead in a newspaper ana read between tne lines mat woman who takes child out for an airing has no business to get into a crowded street-car, as there is always danger of the babe catching mumps or measles. Always cross your legs while riding in a street-car, particularly it you wear socks, and then the ladies brush the dust from your shoes as they pass bv. 11 a laoy and gentleman enter a car together and you are asked to move up a nttie, don 00 it. it is not necessary that they should sit beside each other and the conductor has no rights that you are bound to respect.

You can generally tell a dude by the size of his cane. Entering a car he should always carry a stick under his arm. The ladies having a care for their optics will notice him more lervently. The selfish man always spreads him self out and reads his paper with stolid indifference. To move up a little he mignt lose the thread ot the subiect in hand; therefore, it is best not to dis turb him.

A Mine of Ilceswax. From the Tillamook (Ore.) Headlight. io one nas ever been a Die to give an autnentic account 01 how such enor mous quanti ties of beeswax came to be deposited on the beach near Nehalem. Specimens are found along the beach in various places, but it is most plentiful near the mouth of the Nehalem. As the sea shifts the bars, pieces of it are washed ashore, and large quantities of it, are lotind by ploughing in some ot the low land near the beach.

There are spots where the sea has never reached in the memory of the oldest settlers and which are covered with a good-sizet growth of spruce, where deposits 01 the wax may be lound by-dig ging. Specimens of the wax mav be found at the house of any settler on the beach, and to all appearances it is genu ine beeswax. Several tons have been unearthed, and one man shinned large amount to San Francisco once, for hich he received $500. In quality it is as good as any in the market, and has retained its lamihar odor through all its rough usage and age. It is supposed by some, and so stated, that it came from the wreck of a Spanish vessel over century ago.

Others say it came from a wrecked Chinese junk. Ihese tradi tions in regard to the wrecks come from the Indians and are not reliable. It is possible that this beeswax is really "Lost Treasure" which people are dig ging for on the Isehalem An Indian Millionaire. From the New York AVorld. There is one Indian in the United States worth $1,000,000.

He is known as Matthias Splitlog, and is chief of the Wyandotte tribe. His mother gave him birth in the Avoods near a split hence his name. He is now 70 years of ago and can neither read nor Avrite. or all this he is a trrcat monev-cetter. Sometime ago-he.

Avas persuaded to sett a tract of land on the Kaw bottoms for 1 40,000, the money to be paid at 10 o'clock on a certain morning at a bank in Minnesota Avenue, Kansas City. The Indian entered the bank shortly before 10 and took a seat, keeping his'eve on tne clock. When the clock struck 10 and the capitalists had not arrived he walked promptly out of the bank. On the street he met the men ho were to buy his land, and when they asked him to return to the bank he refused, and set the next day at the same hour. When they all met next day Splitlog refused to sell for $140,000.

and wanted $100,000. The syndicate wanted the land, and fearing another rise in real estate accepted his terms. When in Kansas City he does notton at a hotel. but puts up with a negro ho is one of his tenants. Growth of Knglaml'M Populat ion.

From the London Spectator. Ihe increase of the population of England anil Wales is still very ranid. According to the statistics for just published by the registrar-general," the births in that year were 885,170, and the deaths 517,108, an increase of within the twelve months, without al lowing for immigration. That is a good solid colony added to the population every year. The total number now exceeds or six times the population of Ireland, which was once much more than half our own.

Tim births of men exceed those of women bv 10.411. so that the disproportion between the sexes in favor of women is due entirely to emigration and occupations abroad. But for these ijuterveniii'' causes the number of the sexes would be nearly equal, Ihe excess of male deaths being more, than 14,000. At the present rate of increase the population of Entdnnd and Wales will, in at least 0(U ...41... .1.1..

a fn "ii nu.iH-1 joi iiuiiaoie prospect; 11 it were certain that the ratio would keep steady. There is, however, no certaint of the kind. The JOIcctt lclaiiH I'lay a Litilo Joko. From the Klcctrical World. On the occasion of the post-oflicn inbi- lee at the South Kensington Museum, in England, last week, it wasannounced that there would be an exhibition of a new invention, by which the person re ceiving a telephonic lncssaire would actually see in a mirror before him the reflection of the sender who was at the other end of tho line.

The invention was said to have been discovered bv Prof. Hughes and W. II. Preece. Tn produce the promised result these two eminent gentlemen had simply arranged a series of mirrors, bv which the image of the sender was reflected to the mirror before the receiver.

The scheme worked to perfection, and many newspaper men and others went awav ready to swear that the problem of seeing through a brick wall had been solved. Both Mr. Preece and Prof. Hughes had The desired merriment at the expense eral public. amount of of the gen- Talk of a beneficent physician and a grateful patient: Noble oculist, Duke Karl Theodore, M.

of Bavaria Dutch gentleman from Java with advanced eye disease -restoration of sight noted sculptor summoned bv grateful Dutchman bust of Duke across the world on mantelpiece in grateful Dutchman's Japanese! drawing room. Little Johnny Fizzletop has the habit of waking continually in the middle of the nijrlit and demanding something toeat. At last his mother paid to himr "Look here, Johnnv, I never want to eat anything in the night." "Weil, I don't, think I'd care much to eat anything either in the night if I kept all my teeth in a mug of water." Judy, Have you ever tried Dobbins' Electric Soap? It don't cost much for you to get one bar of your grocer, and see for yourself why it is praised by so many, after 21 years' steady sale. Be kure to get no imitation. There arc lots ot them.

Mrs. Baikmx "What are you worry-in' about this morning?" Mr. Bargan "I need some new-clothes and a new watch, and I can't make up my mind whether to get the clothes at a store where they give away watches, or to buy the watch at a store where they give away clothes." Good News. E. B.

WALTHALL A Druggists, Horse Cave, say: "Hull's Catarrh Cure cures every one that takes it." Sold by Druggists, 75c, "And so your answer is final? absolutely. But, pray, don't go and blow your brains out." He "It would be an idle attempt. Teople say if I had anv brains I never would have proposed to you." Boston Transcript. Grocer "Buying this lot of sugar be- tVh1 tVifl lino it rt -t HJO JilVvC lIX HUD UUb JilU X14, Ui JUWllj but (fixing his 6cale6) I'll find a weigh Don't urge children to take nasty worm Us. They enjoy eating Dr.

Bull's Worm destroyers and will ask tor more. "When does the English Parliament dissolve "Whenever it gets into hot i. 1 1 i waier, j. suppose. iew lorn news.

Beecham's Pills act like magic on a Weak oiomacn. There is no luck in a horseshoe unless it happens to be on the horse that wins. l'hddelphia Times. "He that has thriven mav lie abed till Those who use SAPOLIO need not work long hours. Sa polia is a solid cake of Scouring Soap.

Try it. The largest contingent of recruits ever nernanaea uy tne uussian ar Uilice, .270,000 was "fixed for the next enrollment by the latest ukase. The best cough cure is Piso's Cure for Consumption. Hold everywhere. 25c.

ggisg 1 i Get The Best Is a good motto to follow in buying a medicine, as well as in everything else. By the universal satisfaction it has given, and by the many re-markiihle evues it has accomplished, Hood's Ear-saparilla has proven itself unequalled for building up and strengthening the system, and for all diseases arising from, or promoted by, impure blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. six ior Prepared only by C. I.

HOOD Lwell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar FOR MALARIA, BILE It affords me great pleasure to add my testimony to the value of Smith's Bil9 they are certainly an exoellent medicine for bilious attacks and cold. I have given thtm thorough trial and can conscientiously recommend them. W. J.

Caiidwell, Irondale, Ala. Try "BILE BEAN little beans in each bottle). Very small easy to take. Price of either size, 25c. WBUY OF YOUR DRUGGIST.

I LIKE MY WIFE TO USE pozzonrs MEDICATED POWDER. Because It Improves Her Looks and Is as Frasrrantas Violets. BOIiD KVUllYWIIUliB. in iim irm ftmmfcui it IT '-nlirr-rttrM iittfc CHICHeSTER'3 ENGLISH SlA PILLS. Kod Cross l'iuiuoml Tim entr relltble mil for turf.

l.aillN, aak ftrsarlit for u.e Ktnitfl Hmilll. ill red nifttillftholM. 1 lib Uirluru. Ttkracotker. Sf nd 4, in fttt hV mall.

m. ttllefccslerCkwnlral tiatiiiioa I'hUla. 6 JONES OF TON SCALES $60 BIN6HAMT0N Beam Box Tare Beam I N. Y. A AIXDZBS tj for TV 1 (ireTin and fully n.

dorr ftl at the only spefifln torthaccrtaiocur of this (ilMfi. U. li. INO KA if AM, M. Amsterdam, N.

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DTCHF. (hlr(l, 1IL oli hv R. A A A'8 HtDICtl ROOMS, HeUiihed IfiHO for tht tun if Hi'voui brain nugu, Phyical Prottm. lion, (v ni, KlUntu faction ttnd Blooi Distant tht tutttm. nr.

10 Itueerthii, Month- frlod, total Iteration, F.v...rf' antr-lfvitv Mlt WOMAN'S SrEEDY RELIEF! lur i r-4'l or trr-nliii' monihlr Rrio'l. 11,11 kiii-f rifi iiliitf rf. Ail'lrcan int. IrKA ISt BEANS. 5" to it.3 HIWi I'lTiniCliimiciJCa OInalnnatllSF'fO GOSSIP ABOUT PEOPLE.

Gov. Nichols' veto of the-4etterr 1 '11 1 1 out nas aireaa.v won mm tiie nomina tion of vice-president from a Boston newspaper. Delia Cross, of Brooklyn, is owner ana master ot the schooner Oregon, ami is said to be the only woman wno is master 01 a seagoing vessel. J. Van Beehs has just refused the third-class medal awarded to him by the jury of the Paris Salon, on the ground that it was inconsistent with his reputation.

rivE members of the llavemever family insured their lives for iiw Bui-u. j. tie poucies were written oy two agents and the joint commission will amount to $60,000. Henry Rochefort spends much of his spare time London in the art gal iene8 and the British Museum. He runs his paper by telegraph.

He has grown to like the English. Justice Stephen Field is the poorest man in cioua.rs and cents on the su preme bench, and vet he is several re "1 i moves irom oeing iiara up. 111s residence is one of the finest in Washing ton. Constance Fenimore Cooper has the reputation of being a charming conver sationalist. She does not talk an inm nite deal of nothing.

She knows a thing or two and.can tell you of them. A conspicuous Austrian peer, Prince Starhembergi pronounces boldly for dis armament. Austria, he savs, is drifting rapidly to financial ruin. But he fears that war must come before disarma ment. The Austrian archduke, Francis Ferdinand, is an exceedingly wealthy but far from handsome man.

lie has a short body, with long limbs, a small head perched on a long neck, and a prodigious nose. Albert Edward, Trince of Wales, has saddened tho hearts of London shopkeepers by doing all his shopping bv proxy. Heretofore he did it in person, and never left the shop without raising his hat and thanking the owner "very much." Another woman who has made her mark as a lawyer is Mrs. Ada Bitten-bender, of Osceola, Neb. She has tried many cases before the supreme court of xeorasKa and has not lost one.

-Mary L. McUindly, of Detroit, was also admitted recently to practice law. David Dudley Field says that he remembers hearing Mrs. Fannie Kemble say some years ago of the 1,200,000 people then inhabiting Massachusetts, that taking them all in all, she thought they were the foremost 1,200,000 people living together in the world. Justice Lamar is actmirinc more edu cational facilities.

So far as degrees are concerned, he is the learned man of the South. Last week Kmroy College, Georgia, decorated him with LL. 1). The Justice is a scholar, having been a college professor beforo he became a politician. Mrs.

Amjuiose Church, of South Jack son, lias been keeping tab on tier lamilv and finds that durintr the past year tdie has baked for them cookies, l.lisS doughnuts, 217 cakes, 207 pies, 81 puddings and loaves of bread, llor family is not large, either. except as to appetite. Miss Eleonoua L. Flkuiiy lias just passed the medical decrees exaniina- tton of the lloval University of Ireland with creat distilli-tinn. Slin wrmn.

mended for the further examination fur honors, in comnanv with one other student only, a young man, her senior. She won tirst place and the university prize of $-10. Miss Jessie Carson, of Minnesota, has increased the number of available occupations for women bv becoming a staire- driver. She makes three triiisaweek. in all weathers ami through all seasons, between Osage and Park Rapids.

In winter tho mercury sometimes falls to 10 below zero, and in nummer frisks among the but Carson never misses a trip. The Iluby Vnn There. From the Klmint Advettscr. At a term of tho Sullivan County court the other day, the wife of one of the parties to a suft was on the witness stand and had intrusted her baby to the care of another woman, who was caring for it below. The child became restless alter awhile and announced its lesire to see its mother in notes of un mistakable pathos, which mitrht be traced to hunger.

After trying in vain to (tiiet the child the woman went tip-stein and into court, the baby all the time yelling at the top of its lungs. Judge Thornton jumped tip and cried: "Take that child out of court." The woman addressed heeded not the com but continued to advance, and holding the yotimrster out to its mother over the head of a prominent lawyer, exclaimed with fire (lashing from 'her eye: "Court or no court, this child has got to be attended to." An Woman. From the New York World. Miss l'Mu'irilu it 1, remembered, fell and broke her arm during In-r lecture tour in last Winter. Since Unit time the mime nrm has met with two other serious ueci- letlts.

lliirinif her return tlm Etrurian lurch of tho vessel threw her pon her shonider and elbow, and this Little but active are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Best Liver Pills made gentle, yet thorough. They regulate and invigorate the liver, stomach and bowels. DEPENDENT PENSION BILL has become, a law.

fli PKIt ItlOXTIf to all lmn-orahlv (liwliarueil Soldiers ami Sailors of the lute war, who are Iiicaiwltateil Irom earning it support. Widows the same, without reganl to cause nf death. Dependent Parents and Minor Children also interested. Over 0 yeiirs' experience. References In all parts of Ilia country.

No charge If unsuccessful. Write at ones for "Copy of Law," blank and full Instructions all FKEEtn It. A (Successors to Wm. onard I. O.

Uom. 715, Wualiing-on. V. The disutility hill Is a law. Holdlers disabled sine the war are enlilled.

Dependent widows and parents now dependent whose sons dlml from efforts of army service are included. If you wish vour claim speedily Zlms- JAMES TANNER, Late Commissioner of Pensions, Washington C. "PENSfONST- All ex-soldiers and widows of soldiers, who are not yet drawing a pension, should write for blanks and Instructions to I44 IT. X. Pension Claim Ai-ont, Koom ill, 201 Ui-unl l.

io fee, if successful Ko other charges. Mr. Davhsel bus been for six years lit the Pension Department of the Government VM. FITCH lOi Corcornn Building, Washington, I). V.

PENSION ATTORNEYS of over 2S years' experience. Successfully prosecute pensions and claims of all kinds in shortest possibls time. tfi NO IKK UNLKSsi SUCCESSFUL. I A V7 I IKM StMIS 0V IATITI.i;unil tvi: Aii.ireso for forms for application and full information, WM. W.

DUDLEY, I. ATI: tOlPIISMfKIIOt PMlOX. Atini ncv at Law, Wtililiirton, 1). (Mention tills Paper.) THE DEPENDENT PENSION BILL Hrnnts pensions to siolilirr. Knllor.

and their WitlonnniKH'liilflrrn. lr-M-iil IN Write Immediately, stating vour case J. Il IOIOI Att'y-ut-L'uw, Chftuncey Ihiilding, IVaxhliiifton, 1'. nnioimio f.T'at PENSION Bill laliUIUliU1 rabieu. a and Fathers are en-11 licit to $13 a mo.

I-ee S10 when you get your money, blanks li vu. JObkl'U It. Iltymt, iiij, niJklugfcm, V. PlNirOIMEK APPly to MIID I. STCVEflS I Atfys, 1419 St.Waslj.

IiiKton.D.C. BraDclj rilCiniie NEW LAW. HOO.OOO soMlers, LIlOIUIlO widows and relatives entitled. Annlv fit rinco. HlunltH smt Instruction fruA Alty'g, Washington, I).

NEW PENSION LAW! aiMMHtO names to tic milled to the Pension List. R-(ccteil and (hhiyed Claims allowed. Technicalities wiped out. Have vour claim settled without delay. 1'ATItH O't'AKK Washington," D.C.

PENSIONS Thousands KNTITI.KD under the KICW AIT. Wrile Immediately for I HI.ANK for application. J. II. CI1ALLE A Washington, I).

C. PENSIONS CUIMS PROSECUTED UNDER miowuim who aro till. Otherwise nothing. Ad's tAlllnn mLlMJBCE III.KWaHliinglou.JJ.O liws rAi'Jiii avrry uiub you wntu. Successfully Prosecutes Claims.

Jjila Principal Kxarntner 8. Pension Bureau, a 3 yrs In last war, IA adjudicating c'aims. att.v since. M. N.

30. writing to auvf.r- WrV TIsl.RS iI'n siiy you law th Advertisement In this pupcr. ml i iiwiimii 1V riivicians. to tho rf ntTommrntloil Vlnnatnit ni1 tttrt ttnuiii Ullll II 1 (llfHl lillU sw (-1 ti 1 i linn ii iij.i.Tini jCy PENSIONS is rneD THE OLD RUT and old methoda are not tlio easiest by far. Many peeplo travel thorn because tbey have not tried the better way.

It ia a relief from ft eorfc of slavery to break away from old-fashioned methods and adopt the labor-saving and filrenpth-spurinrr inventions of modern times. Get out of old ruta and into new ways by ueing a cake of SAPOLIO in your bouso-cleanin. Best Coupli Curt wlicro all -lso fiiils. ivi i 11 pronounce..