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GAMES But whatever the interpretation, the game is pervasive, combining everyday utility with basic human psychology. People tend to think that it's a random (and thus fair) way of making trivial decisions, but the game's simple structure still allows for an element of strategy, making it an unlikely but fitting subject for a worldwide competition. While your best chance of winning would be to choose your moves completely at random, humans are naturally terrible at behaving randomly. Well-trained players who think of the game as a psychologically driven battle can use this fact and other influencers to increase their chances of winning. Ironically, children are actually the most difficult to play against because they're the most random in their choices, while adults who are inclined to overthink their moves tend to be more predictable, Simmons says.

More skilled players use gambits, which are pre-decided sets of three throws that help reduce the chance that you give away your next move. The Great Eight Gambits, the most common strategies employed, have names like "Bureaucrat" (for three papers used in a row) and "Fistful o' Dollars" (for rock, paper, paper). "It's about choice and the power of suggestion," Simmons says. "The game itself almost disappears and it becomes this ratified force of will between two competitors when they both know what they're doing." The Walker brothers' website was partially inspired by the game's psychological and game-theoretical underpinnings which have now spawned legitimate research studies and many Internet articles proclaiming to teach you How to Always Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors. In a time when the Internet was first beginning to give people's secret passions a platform, the brothers managed to hit a nerve and inspire a subculture.

By the time the brothers threw their Continued from Previous Page and-white-shirted referees. They had corporate sponsorships from Microsoft and Yahoo! and a pot of $10,000 for the winner. The 2007 championships were televised on ESPN and Fox Sports, and Rolling Stone called the championship "a high-stakes Star Trek convention." In November, players took to a pub in London to battle it out for the tide of U.K. Rock Paper Scissors Champion, and an international championship has been scheduled for this spring. The way rock-paper-scissors achieved such visibility is perhaps a testament to how anything, no matter how silly, can earn a fandom.

But it's also proof of how a simple game resonates with people around the world, thanks to its nostalgic quality, easy gameplay, and history of transcending cultural barriers. Rock-paper-scissors didn't arrive in the U.S. until the 20th century, but it's one of the oldest games used for making decisions in human existence, even if its history is muddled with legends and exaggerations put forth by Internet historians and Redditors (for example, the reason why the game is sometimes called "Rochambeau" is fiercely debated). The earliest known references to finger-flashing games are a tomb-wall painting at the Beni Hasan burial site in Middle Egypt (dated to around 2000 B.C.E.) and centuries later on a scroll from Japan. Versions of rock-paper-scissors can be found in cultures around the world, but outside of North America it remains most ubiquitous in Asia In Japan, the game is called jan-ken or jankenpon, and uses the same rock-paper-scissors finger positions, though a variation features a tiger, a village chief, and the village chief's mother (who beats the chief).

In Indonesia, the game is earwig-man-elephant, where the earwig overcomes the elephant by crawling up his trunk and eating his brain. first "world championship" at a pub in Toronto in 2002, there was a line of people two blocks long in the middle of a snowstorm, determined to try their luck in the formal elimination contest or the seedy "street competition." "RPS is written off as a ldds' game but when you delve into it it's one of the purest forms of competition that two minds can have with each other," says the professional rock-paper-scissors player Jason Simmons (he goes by the stage name Master Rosh-ambollah). Simmons, who travels to participate in international RPS tournaments several times a year, started the first American competition in 2001 at Burning Man. (He's known for his paper-heavy strategy.) Rock-paper-scissors competitors recognize they're part of a larger joke. But their devotion to the game is also a way of poking fun at the spectacle of organized sports in general.

When the Walker brothers founded their website, "Sports were overblown to an almost ridiculous extent everything was becoming extreme," Doug says. "It just seemed ripe for parody." Rock-paper-scissors isn't the only nostalgia-fueled "sport" to have its own world championshipthere are global competitions for marbles, tetherball, and four square. The 20th annual Air Guitar World Championships just crowned a winner in August. Participants in these bonanzas might not be entirely serious, but that doesn't make the games any less fun. "Who doesn't want to be the world champion at something, no matter how insignificant?" Doug says.

"It's like going back to childhood, but being able to bring a beer with you." Distributed by Tribune Content Agency Chicago Tribune digitalPLUS Magazine Section 1A Wednesday, January 6, 2016 9.

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