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Ask the little skirt. General Hugh I'm a peaceful guy who likes to stay out of trouble GCcr film star. F- There is little chance for me to become cocksure and f.sa.;tt Helen Hayes, stage and screen star. We are now preparing for at least a month of v. Within the last months 12 or 15 people have boon staff of the relief administration for political activi y.

Hodson, N. Y. public welfare commissioner. '-4 i (Sorrier How Grandma Flirted! When grandma went to a dance back in 1S66 and tripped delicately through the Virginia Reel, the es-meralda, the varsoviana, the prince imperial, the cel-larius or La Tempete with a handsome suitor just home from the Civil War, she had to be quite circumspect to "keep her character as a lady. The requirements for avoiding scandal were for mulated for her in "Beadle's Ballroom Guide," a paper bound 10 cent book of the day which every maid aspirins: to a social career carefully studied.

A copy has just been added to the Congressional Library. It was required, or ner inai sne De propeny insulted if her escort whispered of love or tried to make another date, etc. And she herself would have fainted at the thought of bringing up such a topic. That is, in spoken words. But the author of the "Ballroom Guide" provided grandma and grandpa with some special languages for flirting which could be used without violating the conventions, and ail up to date youngsters presumably knew them as a matter of course.

There was the language of the fan, the language of the handkerchief and the language of the ring, aid, besides, every sort of flower carried in the hand or worn on the dress had its cryptic significance. And grandpa could get in some pretty fast work by swing You v'ant A Cleaner Who does his work well because he is lntenMo jn his work just as much at in the revenue it Let us get 3-our overcoat on the next call. i the time! Let Us Introduce You to the Service That Satifip We Call For and Deliver 814 Pennsylvania Avenue We Operate Our Own Cleaning riant it ft See? i levralei Hies Action SKEBOTGA-N. WISCONSIN Founded December 17. 1907.

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Thackeray. Ironing' Out Differences The National Labor Relations board under date of September 15th, in a ruling, ordered an election by secret ballot of employes of the Kohler company to determine representatives for collective bargaining. This secret election was held on a request made by counsel for Federal Labor Union No. 18545, and the board based it on the company navroll of September 7, 1933. In its decision ar the National Labor Relations board ruled: "The workers had no opportunity of expressing an unfettered choice as to whetheror not they wished to belong to it (the company union) and the company not enly indicated its favorable attitude toward the organization but stood ready to finance its existence.

"Under such circumstances the organization could not have that independence which is essential to a true collective bargaining agency, and the sudden and extensive promotion of the plant at a time when an outs de union was just being formed can only be considered to be a deliberate design to influence the allegiance of the employes and to interfere with their free and unhampered self-organization which Section 7-A guarantees. The wrong done by the 1. Latest development. 2. Thoroughly proved.

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1741 Caluniet Drive Phone ef Locally Conducted Column, l3tjW.J& What-A-Mon No. 2,580 "Feminine curves shall not be seen by men!" Admiral Chang Chi-ying of Canton, China. Somebody is always taking the joy out of life. National Nuisances Six-day bicycle races. Random Thought With all of the battles among Hollywood celebs, maybe a boxing glove salesman might do himself some good out there.

Just So You Know We view with alarm fellows who are always viewing with alarm. o- Add Random Thoughts To make real news out of it now, that evangelist ought to bite the rattlesnake. A Kansas man is reported to have guzzled thirty beers and then, after eating a hamburger, became deathly ill. See what comes from eating a hamburger? Truth And Poetry Chorus girls on the stage Don't belong to the Ladies' Aid. Liars We All Know "Just give me time and I'll take care of every- thing Why There Are Murders People who "listen in" on a party line.

oj Today's Simile Contented as a farmer with a good barley crop. Nifty, 1898 "Give -me the che-ild, and I'll tear up. the papers." Add Just So You Know Fan dancers don't use fans just to keep themselves cool. Add Liars "Of course this is only a suggestion, but------." The King's English "Did they arrange him in court?" Famous Last Words "How about going out on a party and meeting the gang, Miss Garbo?" W.J. P.

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C. I enclose herewith TEN CENTS In coin (carefully wrapped) for a copy of the booklet on WEIGHT CONTROL. Name Street State (Mail to Washington, D. Side Glances- By Clark the The Union has me ngnt ui. loses none of its ngnts in iuxtneriuiue ui future campaign.

We are acquainted with the nf mpn and women that work in the Kohler plant, and we want to say to them that because mistaKes nave ueen reason why a war of hatred should continue zsitoUr imn out vour differences, meet on a common ground, work for the cause you represent and out of it will come a better feel- ing Wars on oatueneios or never solved or encouraged friendly rela tions. Office Cat i out-. cmnsh-u-Ds: and matri know which to, revoke marriage ur 4 v-i ifora I Neighbor Did you have a nice trip? much. My wife did all the driving. Neighbor How So you could enjoy the beautiful scenery? th steer- Man Yes, au nau iu ing wheel.

It has been proved that alcohol and gasoline work nicely xogemer as o. iuwi both in the same tank. Man You hate the radio, so I am surprised to see you have one in your car. T.1 rifa incistPrt nn nuttinfiT it in. DUl elory be, the old wreck makes so darn much noise I can't hear the radio, so I don't say anything.

Being in the right is a poor consolation to the driver who finds a road hog's truck on his neck. THE MODERN ROCKER The hand that rocks the cradle Now is stained with nicotine, And the foot upon the rocker Likes to step on gasoline. Who remembers when people went to church every Sunday morning and evening instead of auto touring and the movies? Again it has happened. A Texas woman, given a ticket for speeding, has just married the traffic policeman who gave her the tag. It is such things as this, giggles a motorist, that keeps the highways fairly safe for traffic violators.

Sign seen on a truck passing through Sheboygan: "TEAR ON AROUND, BROTHER, HELL AIN'T HALF FILLED YET." And another recently observed by a well-known man: "COME UP CLOSE, DARLING, THE GRAVEYARD IS WAITING." Folks who can't see how four young people are going to crowd the seat of a roadster may know a lot about roadsters, but they don't know much about young people. Vera Listen, Anne, can you keep a secret? Anne No more than you can. What of it? Life is not only very uncertain, itself, but it is full of events that involve much chance. Men are said to be natural gamblers. But look at the big majority who seek to eliminate chance, as far as possible, by taking a job for scene one else, at a salary.

Mrs. Perry Don't you think, Doctor, that you rather overcharged when Junior had the measles Doctor You must remember, Mrs. Perry, that includes 12 visits. Mrs." Perry Yes, but remember, he infected the whole school. CORRECT THIS SENTENCE: "Our great wealth," said the steel magnate, "does not make us greater than the law." First Wall Street Financier Can I trouble you for two dollars Second Wall Street Financier Say, give me two dollars and you can me for the rest of the afternoon.

Father says Mother has put in so many electrical conveniences where she simply has to press the button that her fingers are all calloused like an old harp player. It isn't poverty that develops strong character: it is the determination to get out of it. Youth My girl has a fine mind. Chum Too bad. Mine ain't so pretty either Correct This Sentence: "Now that we are pros- t'" man.

"my wife never grumbles about anything. Lonely girls aren't so interested in the redistribution of wealth, as they are in a more equal distribution of boy friends. Lyrics Of Life FOUR CORNERS In life you're always coming to Four corners asking what to do For you can keep on straight ahead, If that's the way directions read, -Or you can turn to left and sin, Or you can turn to right and May even turn around perhaps When you again consult your maps. I never knew a man to lose His way without a chance to choose; But he went sailing by a sign, The man too smart, the car too fine. To watch for warnings, or to heed The words the wisest know they heed, And then, too late, perhaps has learned Back there is where he should have turned.

An men need never say to me, "1 never had a chance, you see," For there were signs, or some old sire Of whom a youngster could inquire. I can't grow maudlin over those Who rightly knowing wrongly chose; I know that every man of crime Has passed four corners many a time. (Copyright, 1934, by Douglas Malloch) Monday; Few Win Be Happy. School Days Sept. 29th.

1. What is the chief advantage of using helium gas rather than hydrogen gas in airships? Answer: Helium gas is non-inflammable, while hydrogen gas is not. 2. Who discovered the south pole? Answer: Roald Amundsen. 3.

How are TTnitpd sta tpa vj-a i-oeoi -4 Answer: Battleships after states: cruiser after wi iiei; aeroea, 1 ing his cane. Here are some of tne special languages. Language of the Fan Opening and shutting: Kiss me when you will. Swinging: Can you see me home? Open and lying flat on the lap: I love you. Shutting: I hate you.

Holding bottom up in front: My heart is thine. Holding in both hands and bending: I love another. Language of the Handkerchief Drawing across lips: I want to meet you. Dropping: We will be friends. Drawing across cheek: I love you.

Drawing through hands: I hate you. Holding opposite corners in both hands: Wait for me. Holding it by center: You are too willing. Shaking it slightly: You are a flirt. Biting it: I am mad at you.

Twisting around wrist: I would kiss you if I dared. Language of the Ring In case of a gentleman wishing to marry literally in the market with his heart he wears a plain gold ring on the first finger of his left hand. If, however, he desire to tell the fair ones that he is not only not in the market but does not desire to marry at all he wears a signet on his little finger, and -all the ladies may understand he is out of their reach. A plain gold ring on the little finger of a girl's right hand implies: "Ready for proposals, sealed or otherwise." If the fair one proposes to defy all sieges of her heart she places rings on her first and fourth fingers. Aside from this, there was little leeway for grandpa and grandma to strike up an understanding, for it was laid down: "Finally, let no gentleman presume on a ballroom introduction.

It is given with a view to one dance only and certainly will not warrant a gentleman going any further than asking a lady to dance a second time. Out of the ballroom such an introduction has no force whatsoever. If those who have danced together meet next day in the street the gentleman must not venture to bow unless the lady chooses to favor him with scene mark of recognition. If he does bow he must not expect any acknowledgment of his salutation, nor take offense if it is withheld." Furthermore, it is laid down, "a lady should not accept refreshments from a stranger who dances with her. A gentleman will not sup with a lady but stand by to attend to her wants, permitting himself a cup of coffee with her but taking subsequent op portunity to secure his own refreshments." The Facts of Life The daylight moves from east to west, And water runs downhill; And two times two is four, by test, And nought from nought is "nil; A circle's round, the earth's a ball, Twelve months make up a year; A vacuum has no air at all And you're my dearest dear.

A square has equilateral sides, And parallels don't meet; The oceans rise and fall in tides, And steel expands with heat. The force of gravitation acts According to the mass. (These all are scientific facts) And you're cny darling lass! Planets and suns revolve in space; The housefly has six legs; Of eyes the earthworm has no trace, And chickens hatch from eggs. And ice is cold, and fire is hot, And two times one is two; Oysters have shells and sheep have not And I'm in love with you! (Berton Braley in New York Times) -o A Real Answer Teacher (in grammar class): "Willie, please tell me what it is when I say I love you love, he loves'." Willie: "That's one of them triangles where somebody gets shot." Twelve Sons Can You Name Them? Here's something for the girls and boys, and perhaps, for their parents too. All the answers end in "son." How many can you guess? (1) A son that is a preacher.

(2) A son that comes in the year. (3) A son that has color. (4) A son that is not loyal to his country. (5) A son that guards a fort. (6) A son that is a human being.

(7) A son that builds walls. (8) A son that keeps bad men. (9) A son we eat (a fruit). (10) A very dangerous son. (11) A son eaten after hunting.

(12)' A son found in school (1) Parson. (2) Season. (3) Crimson. (4) Treason. (5) Garrison.

(6) Person. (7) Mason. (8) Prison. (9) Damson (a plum). (10) Poison.

(11) Venison. (12) Lesson. The Art of Living Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. (Emerson) The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. Let him lose everything else but enthusiasm and he will come through again to success.

(II. W. Arnold) Simple Age When I was young and looked abroad, My heart's desires were two: There was so much I thought to learn, So much Imeant to do. Now in my simpler age I count My heart's desire as one: There is so much I would forget Of all that I have done. (Alexander Gray) Hills that lift themselves highest in the darkness will first and most richly catch the glory of the rising sun.

(Phillips Brooks). ai least 10 ti pay day'Wf 1 rT Hi i. :1 4rA i STEADY, REGULAR SAVING is still the most 'dependable way to get the better things of life. S3 DEPOSITS INSURt-U company can, however, be remedied, by an election." This remedy was applied Thursday, and on the basis of the returns the Kohler Workers' association won the election. Charges of bad faith have been made on both sides and a great deal of ill feeling has been engendered, but the time for this is past.

Human beings involved in this, labor controversy must meet on a common ground and forget the past. There isn't an unemployed man who does not want to get employment back in the plant. That employment cannot be assured unless there is a mutual understanding for the restoration of friendly relations. The request for an election was made by the Union, and the United States government, through its representative, Mr. Nathan Schef-ferman, came here and arranged the details.

The election was secret and each side had an opportunity to challenge. There was no intimidation in the post office building because Mr. Schefferman would not countenance it, but it can be said to the credit of both sides that no attempt along that line was made. The right to challenge was exercised and the vote was taken as agreed upon. The employes have spoken; each side has had its day in court and it now devolves upon the men and women who were on the payroll on September seventh, 1933, to forget past differences and think in terms of what is best for all concerned.

The Federal Labor Union 18545 in its message to President Roosevelt under date of August 23, said: "Chicago Regional Labor board called both parties in for purpose of mediation proposal. Submitted to both sides by the board in the main providing that the question of representation for collective bargaining be left entirely in the hands of Chicago Regional board for decision. Union accepted proposal in full. Kohler company turned it down." It was not necessary to rely upon any Regional Labor board Thursday, for people working in the plant had an opportunity to cast their ballot The Union can proceed in its same manner to secure members and can, when an emergency arises, demand another vote so that its future course is chartered in that direction. The Federal Labor Union 18545 may raise the question that the Kohler people did not give Bii indicatioa that they were going to abide I I by The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporalioo WASHINGTON, D.

C. CRfinn MAXIMUM INSURANCE CRnfld JUUU FOR EACH DEPOSITOR iwuuu V7 fj -Vim fjff: lA fl nr-'V. 1 Savings Department Leo H. Kalk, Manager i ans or oneooyy0" Sheboygan, Wisconsin axe thejr trjiflff to make us wear now 4.