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PAGE SIX THE BBOWNSVH.LE HERALD SUNDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1929 Sfa Snrammtfile Herald Established July 4, 1892 Entered as second-class matter In the Postofflce Brownsville, Texas. THE BROWNSVILLE HEKALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Subscription Kates--Dafly und Sunday (', One- Year Six Months Three Months Ono Month lunei) 19.00 $4.50 J2.25 75 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PKESS Tfia Associated Press la entitled to the use for publication ot all news-dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. three remocratic senators to put over the adminis- ration tariff WIL Well, they poked up lour democrats who voted with the republicans on the Hoover flexible tariff proposal. They lost. The Borah-Simmons coalition defeated the Hoover proposal by majority of five.

There are democratic senators who are protectionists, that is, they would like to vote to protect certain industries and certain commodities that flourish In their own commonwealth. Truth is, ultra prose leaders, who are not senators, have the national lawmakers jumping one way and dread of the farm vote in Western and Northwestern states have the national lawmakers Jumping another way. They are between the devil and the deep blue sea. Harllngen Office, Reese-wn-Mond Hotel. Phone 1020.

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San Francisco, 318 Kohl Building. A Lucky Congressman There is a Kansas congressman, W. H. Sprouls by who is in luck. A gas well, the largest in the southern Kansas district, has been brought in on a tract of 14,000 acres, independently owned and operated by Sprouls.

Output of the gasser is estimated at 3.000,000 cubic feet dolly. It is south of the town of Sedan on the old Joansburg area. Texas gas producers are shipping their product to Colorado cities, to cities and towns in South Dakota and Nebraska as well as cities and towns In southern Iowa and Missouri. Pipe line owners are said to be taking down fat profits. Of course business is business but when the Texas wells go dry or become dusters, what will happen to natural gas consumers way down here in Again, is there an export tax on gas? Pennsylvania hard coal mine owners placed an export tax on hard coal shipments to consumers In outside states.

Tills serves to swell the general revenue fund of the commonwealth founded by William Penn. By H. 1 PHILLIPS Main Problem For Statesmen A wise correspondent of the Associated Press, with headquarters in the city of Washington, writes that "the freedom of the seas is the wain problem for statesmen and has mocked diplomacy sines; the beginning of the republic." This is true. For centuries Great Britain has claimed to be the mistress of the seven seas and for four centuries the navies of England have been the terror of nations. Great Britain and the United States fought three v-ars over the freedom of the seas and the problem became a most acute problem in the early days of the World war.

Now It may be possible for the statesmen of world to solve this problem of centuries, but why should any or.e nation be the master or the mistress of the seven seas? WHY YOUNG BRIDES ARE UNHAPPY (Copyright, 1929, by The AssMiated Newspapers) The scene Is the home of the newlyweds. The wife, cj-umpling a newspaper and throwing it to the floor, appears very dejected as her husband enters). He: What's the matter, dear? She: Oh, I'm just unhappy, that's all. He: But why, darling? We've been married only a few weeks, you know. She: I know It, but you just don't treat me you don't do the little things that please a girl.

He (puzzled): But what haven't I done, dearie? She (with a glance downward at the first page of the crumpled paper): Well, for one thing, you never take me to Central America, He: Central America? She: You've never even suggested a trip to Panama City, Havana, Jamaica, or any of those places. He: I don't She: Here I've been your wife three months and I'm yet to fly over a buried city of the ancient Mayas. He (beginnng to sense that she's been, reading the papers): Really my dear, I never even thought She: You don't think it's exactly fair to make a wife stay on the ground all the time, do you? He: Perhaps not, dear. Well, I'll save up and get a plane just as soon as I can, honey, and take you on some nice long flights everywhere. SheC still dissatisfied): That isn't all.

I'm disappointed about our wedding. He: What was wrong? She: Well, we didn't have any governors or congressmen present and your father came right out and told reporters what his bridal gifts were. He: I couldn't help that. She: And you didn't take me to the Maine woods and chop wood. He: You didn't ask me to.

She: You ought to know, If you read the papers, that the place to go on a honeymoon this season is the Maine woods and chop wood. He: But I hate chopping wood. She: You could chop a little Just enough for the cameramen. He: I'm sorry, darling. She (weeping): I think it's terrible! He (trying to console her): Now you just cheer up and give me a chance.

I'll work hard and get an airplane, an axe and everything. She (tearfully): Promise? He (resolutely): Promise! JUST WHEN THE FISHING IS GETTIN GOOD! Health and Right Livinj By ROYAL S. COPELAND, M. D. "t- U.

S. Senator from New York. I There is no rule of thumb to determine for a certainty whether, you are a. healthy person. Science has not determined flnri fixed, exact standards.

After the examination of a large number of persons, certain average have been establis- ed. These are pretty generally accepted as approximating the truth, The great life Insurance companies appoint a committee to examine a half iiisurance policies and the circumsta; relating to the life hirtory of the po- llcyholders. Ages at death, ages of those living, weights and heights, family histories--all the many facts, relating tr the physical history and habits of this great army were Inquired fito and made the basis for a remarkable report. Out of this grew tables of standards. One thing you must not forget If you do not measure up to these standards.

If you are above or below height or -w-icht, if your pulse rate does not -aform, you must not worry. If you seem otherwise fairiy normal, It means little that you differ from the average. The test of the pudding is in the eating. After ell, the best test of your degree of health your ability to do a day's work without undue fatigue, to eat three good meals a day and to get up rested after a decent sleep. It is not 'tremendously Important to know your height, weight, jrulse rate and temperature.

Is "normal" for you may be abnormal for me. If your pulse Is habitually slow or habitually fast, if your temperature is habitur.ily low or habitually high--these facts mean little, provided you feel well and go cheerfully about your affairs, doing your-work easily. The individual element tells the story better than any accepted "standards." Of course, we have gone so far in our standardization that we are on pretty safe ground to accept the average as essentially correct. But if you happen to fall short of the average you need not tion will determine any which may be present. E.

D. L. should a I of nineteen, five feet three tall, weigh? should -weigh about pounds. Who am In what spect did I Play a leading role? my uncle? What was the nationality of actress Eleanors. Duse? What was the title of Benjai Disraeli, English statesman? "Great men are not always neither do the aged unders judgment." Where is feel alarm and begin to picture founfi the Bible? just when your approaching- end will arrive.

I READ THIS PIKST: Rosalie March, seventeen, the prettiest girl In the high school graduating class at Bendale, a mining and brick More Sport For the Multitudes Bishop James Cannon of Virginia is perhaps the most outstanding leader of the ultra pros of America. He is the voice of the national Antl- Saloon league and its allied organizations. Bishop Cannon calls for an amendment to the 18th amendment. He would provide the same punishment for the buyer of Intoxicating beverages as the Volstead act provides for the maker-and seller of illicit booze. If the Virginia bishop has his way, prohibition may be made the paramoir.it issue in politics in the presidential campaign of 1932.

Is farm relief, as a paramount issue, to be Is the international issue known as the cUsarmnmcnt of the nations to be sidetracked? There is plenty of sport for the multitudes, including the practical politicians, In coming years. Fate of the Tariff Bill Doctor Mark sulhvnn is very close to the Hoover throne. Ho is very close to the Hoover administration leaders. He Is a very wise and very loyal champion of the administration programs. He still insists that tho Hoover leaders will need the votes of In some of the larger cities schools for teaching women to shop are being established.

Now it's up to somebody to endow one of our leading universities with a professorship to let birds know what their wings are News. A hunter in Abyssinia traded a bottle of cognac for four baboons and three monkeys. If that had been the American brand, he could have had his hooch and his monkeys, Journal. Tho movement Is gaining ground to have the name of every community painted on some conspicuous roof. This will be a jreat help to the motorist struck by a fast freight at the News.

death of her widowed motner. the town seamstress. She is left penniless and totally unequipped to combat the world. The day after graduation Neil McKinley, her childhood playmate, who lived across the street, begins to show an interest in her for the first time In years. He has dates with her, and calls her his "new little sweetheart After the death of Mrs.

March, Kenessa Du Barry, formerly of Renciale, a burlesque actress, comes home to visit her mother, and offers Rosalie two dresses and half of her bankroll of fifteen dollars so that she may go to Philadelphia and find a Job. Rosalie quarrels with Neil because he docs not approve of Kenessa. She leaves without faying good-bye to him. In the city Rosalie goes to Mother Murphy's boarding house. Mother has the heart of a saint, and takes crooks and gold diggers! Twelve dollars a week-- huh!" Mother beamed when Rosalie called her and told the good news.

"Sure, 'tis your lucky star shinin' on ye, colleen, I nlver seen It happen before. Glttin' the first Job quick as ye could snap yer fingers. It's thim dimples-- agin." That evening a radio played the "Salr.t Louis Blues." A girl sang this time: "Saint Louis woman diamond rings, without her I ilSLij v- 1 "Literary people rarely commit crimes," says a writ- i a though she were a helper. He evidently doesn'f read many modern The Passing Show (London). The alleged chemist who said diamonds can he made from sugar, perhaps has been studying the new tariff Courier-Journal.

Personnel of Lobby Probe Group Brings Out Signs of Nervousness By CHARKLES P. STEWART Central Press Staff Writer WASHINGTON. Oct. ID--In any bad 'sense of the word, no lobbying whatever Is done in Washington, according to the representatives of nil the interests which keep legislative agencies of one sort or another on the Job in the capital. Every one of these outfits can give a perfectly satisfactory account of its activities--if not too embarrassingly questioned.

Nevertheless most of them show signs of nervousness just at present. The personnel of Senator Caraway's lobby investigating committee Is of a sort of threaten that the line of questioning WILL be embarrassing. Even a legislative agent whose conscience is pretty clear realizes that his work is liable to be presented in an unfavorable light. The Caraway committee looks like dangerous medicine for lobbyists--provided It finds any. It is spoken of as the "Caraway committee" because the Arkansas introduced the resolution for the lobby probe and is chairman of the Inquisitorial body.

In ii wav, it might be called Senator Norris' committee; the Nebrnskan appointed it. It is generally agreed that he appointed a corker. It happened thus: The Caraway resolution had been hanging fire for about a year-- poohpochcd by the senate element which considers any sort of nn investigation a past--when the Shearer inquiry broke unexpectedly and unavoldly, and gave the subject of lobbying such a fillip that the Arkansan managed to get action on his before the hush-hush folk had time to St ln a final effort to smother the thing, the hush-hushcrs did con- 1 rive to get the resolution referred committee, and there, if they I right one, it would but a fatal er- ror probably due to their hurry, they sent it to the judiciary committee, of which the vilently unmanageable Senator Norls Is chair Grabbing his fountain pen, Norris instantly jotted down, as a subcommittee to tear lobbying wiae open, the names of: Senator Crraway, chairman, and to help him. Senators Borah of Idaho Walsh of Montana, Blame of Wisconsin and Robinson of In dlana. Oh, what a committee! Caraway- a lobbyprober of deepest dye, with notoriously the most vicious tongue in the United States senate.

ag'in everything and everybody. the oil nuff said. Elaine-- Most merciless of Wisconsin radicals. to be sure, there would be a little balm in Gilead in Robinson, if there were about four more of him. Robinson is regular enough.

But what 'price one lone Daniel in the den of lions? The old-fashioned kind of lob- Tied that man 1 mine to her apron strings." It reminded Rosalie so poignantly of her first dance-- with Neil-- and of how she had stolen away without telling her mother, that she threw herself across the bed and started to cry. shower. She felt happier than she had for weeks. But her happiness was not for long. She began pulling on the silk stockings Kenessa had given her-carefully make sure she wouldn't start a' run.

Then she discovered that, mysteriously, an inch- wide run had started down the front of one of them. She sat for a moment, staring un- bslievingly, her heart sinking 'so 'that she could hardly breathe. They were her only pair! Tearfully she went to her suit case and brought out a pair of the familiar lisle and cotton ones. They looked so cheap and heavy besides the silk wreck on the floor that she i i less baby. Tim O'Kara, the corner newsier tells Rosalie to to a store advertising for girls when she asks him for a copy of the paper with the most ads in It.

Tim, red-headed ard freckled falls in love -wltn i i ner and sails Rosalie "Queen." Mrs, Murphy patted her and looked NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY: but Of the corner of a faded blue i eye: "Ye're sure there ain't a bye back home ye said goodbye to that's JSSSS Rosalie in tears she went over and; in them. But she had to go. And on that silk stocking with the rueful run hangs the real Etory of Rosalie March. took her up like a baby. "Here, colleen, I'll hold ye and ye just cry it all out on Mother Murphy's lap.

Sure, I know the pore child feels all alone and achin'! 'Tis a sad world. But sometimes yell be all happy and smilin', mav- ourneen." A few minutes later Rosalie dried her eyes and smiled tremulously. CHAPTER 9 Tim was waiting at his news stand with a big, broad grin when Rosalie returned, shortly after noon. "You got it!" 'I can tell by the dimples in your face," he leaned bylng, when actual cash was paid for legislative votes, belongs to a past era. That much Is conceded by every- ne.

But they do say there are plenty of new kinds. For instance, there is a lot of talk of the "social so it's gossippcd, will take up a promising young member of one of the two houses of congress, and his ambitious frau and their debutante daughters, if they have any, and speedily make "somebodies" of them in the most exclusive circles provided the office-holder of the family responds approximately to his name when the roll Is called in his branch of the national legislature. It also is often worth a politician's while to have his recommendations heeded when appointments arc to be made in his home bailiwick. For that matter, It is nice'for him to feel that he probably can count on a snug appointive berth" for himself, In case he meets with a reverse at the polls one of these days. The mere consciousness, of influence in high quarters--available whenever it may be resuired--Is comfortable.

Or whose business is it 1 If a fat job in private life Is offered to an old political war in the fulness of time, he retires from the public service: And do lobbyists (If there are any) deal in such commodities? It Is exactly to see if an answer can be found to that query that Senator caraway was so anxious to rave his investigatorial resolution adopted. There is no denying that they are very vague, intangible problems. Still. If Senator Caraway's subcommittee succeeds in prying the who knows what they may find underneath it? toward her. you knocked old Brewer for a seat in the front "I got it Just without any trouble at all," she laughed, happily.

I told him I was nineteen and he believed me. Imagine that!" "He knowed you wasn't more'n sixteen," Tiw showed his big teeth. "Oh, but I am. I'm seventeen last March," she confided, sociably. Tim drew a long face, "Wait up, queen, I got three years yet to catch up with you.

But, I'll shake a leg." Suddenly Tim was the business 'How much is Boggs aad Clarke man. I have known many men and women who did not conform to the accepted standards, but who lived far beyond their "allotted the threescore years and ten. You need not worry because you are "abnormal." By simple living, by observing the rules of hygiene, even with a frail foundation, you can realize the normal expectations cf life. A very slight and weak person may outlive a "husky." There are many factors associated with long life, besides those considered in fixing "standards." Answers to Health Queries MISS E. S.

effect 1ms pure Norwegian cod liver oil on the blood pressure and female organs? --A. It has a tonic effect. C. P. P.

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Y. can I remove warts on the hand? vaseline to the area surrounding the warts. Then apply glacial acetic acid to the warts and be careful not to get the acid on the skin. Repeat this treatment for four days. A Constant Reader.

a person, aged fourteen, have cancer of the breast? WOMAN LOSES, CUPID WINS in her rice for Parliament, Miss Ida Swinburne immediately announced her engagement to marry. I look like a girl brought up like --fl--ft twelve dollars." she answered unhesitatingly. It did not seem at all' like a personal question, coming from Tim. "The damned old pirate!" Tim flushed, angrily. "That old skinflint Clarke would take the lollypop right out of an orphan's fist.

You ought to get $14 at east-even for a beginner. How a swell dame like you dress and eat on nathin? "That's something! That's a fortune," Rosalie boasted. "I've never nickel in my life! My will leave makin' ye burst out cryin' all so sudden like this?" Rosalie's lips trembled again. "There was. But I'll never see him again.

We had a fight," Mother nodded knowingly. "Want to bet a quarter with me?" "You'd lose," Rosalie sighed. "He likes girls that smoke and drink and stay out late nights." "Ah. And ye never did?" "Why, Mrs. Murphy! Do a girl brou street woman?" The good Irish lady could scarcely stifle a smile, but she answered quickly--seriously: "That you do not! And ye'll be findin' a bye some of these days that'll be lovln' you like his mother for It, too.

The bye is not worth a tear, colleen. He's no good!" "Oh yes, but he is," Rosalie came to Nell's defense. "But he has a mother that isn't a very nice woman --she has whiskey aad wine and things in the house, and he don't know any better." "Sure that's terrible." Mother turned her head and brushed at a spot on the wall. "The poor thing haB had a bad bringih' up. Ye can't blame him too much for that." Mother Murphy couldn't help chuckling at the naive child that had been put in her keeping by HOT ASHES ON ETUBBY Mary Loxen admitted she had thrown hot ashes on her husband he refused to get up in the morning.

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4. Job xxxii, I Star Lor AURORA GENERATED SUNSPOTS By Arthur DeV. Carpenter Sunspots are huge generators I electrons that appear to from the sun in rapidly movil streams. When a suuspot is righl placed to drive forth a stream electrons toward the earth, thi is usually a display of aurora vitl in the next 15 hours. The wrilf witnessed a huge sunspot while I Wanganui, New Zealand, al within 15 hours there was a displl of southern lights.

The sunspcf in their mad whirl, generate eld trons that are driven, away frd the sun. and at times strike tl earth, diverted over the eartl magnetic poles, creating an ami ra In the earth's atmosphere vil ble on the night side of the plaiil (More Tomorrow) 1911 Skelton Abstract Co. 1929 Abstracts of Title. Merchants Bank Building Title Insurance Brownsville kale to buy silk socks and hats and dresses with, I as kyou?" Tim was figuring. "I've got three dresses, Rosalie said a little bit shakily.

"A white one for parties, a green dress and coat that's nice, and this black dress for work." "That iron't last forever," Tim countered. "We'll do our worrying when the time comes," Rosalie smiled resolutely, as though they were partners and she had.known him all her life. In Tim, Rosalie had found a warm -friend--who was to play a leading role In her life during the months that followed. Tim shook his head as sha dis- i apoeared Into the house. "No wonder the streets Is full of I her hands in holy "Gcd be helpin' the lamb when she begins to open her poor little eyes!" The next morning Rosalie awakened with the feeling that something nice was going to happen.

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