The Desert Sun from Palm Springs, California • 4

'n Jf v- trfr I -4 i -oe w-- Ai 'r MMHMMMM The'Low Lever Talks the World Needs EARL WILSON: Sip Dictators Are Running America! euuumi tin THE DESERT RUN PUBLISHING CO 4L GEORGE CAMERON JR PRESIDENT (3 tM KarU Palm Cujm Drtvt "m' Telephone PA WARD RUVOLD Plbitoker DON RUtTZBUECHER MoMgtog Editor I RENNET! BROTT Office UiMftf Friday Fab 21 1S5I NEW Do you know that thi la by dictotora? Called beauticians? The Ueoert Son a aa independent ewspapaa dodtentod to troth newrney nod tmpnrtinmp to Um newn tha pramaa al tta desert ragiaas to tfca tupport at that which baliavaa to to ngtu and to the defeat al Out wtocb believes to ba wroeg Automotive Industry Is Best Example of Free Enterprise Silverman of the Old Roumanian Mamie going to Moscow some wha wint Thursday to havn a aummlt eon- nr cafe in tha Arcadia ferenct with Khrushchev and Ball Room in the same bldg Each rrrfi the bum ia tha note Ma- to hurling threats Silverman ti" to any Duhhh- claiming hia landlord (Columbia hhrighttt Dae you U) can't permit two cates in Nona'Vnn Toalu da- scenoaiii aiimu naw (who "Duhhhh wlghttttt!" Uvea on Beekman Hill as ha did! cream go till Tvs had aaya: "Way down deep most men my hair dona My look a nr mni Horry Belafonto underwent fur- And ao Khrushchev tho lost ther surgery on his right aye great dictator will yield to the this time it waa for diririr greater than ha to-a purposes" Joe medics hairdresser told him again to take it easy Sire my beautiful wife's be- A NY cafe sent customers homo cams a redhead noticed this in hone-drawn sleigh (Thn more than before Beauty parlor snow clobbered one fa-dates with tha man moui plan took iq 75c it tho bar) who runs my life seem to havo Two Rim producers are suing been made when my BW wu a Xavier Cugat and Abbe Lana lor little girl are sacred 250Gt claiming their tervicea (or Rita Hayworth If the truth were a movie Polly Bergen'a TV'cr known postponed her honeymoon was renewed with Jim Hill berause she had a Sabrina Britain'i Jayne Mans-data with a hair atyliat which field (who'll be on the Steve AMen seemed awfully awfully Important chow) ilgna her letten to her bust wishes" Doris Day and Perry Como'i writing geniui Kirk Douglu are partners in tong-Goodman An to afflicted with writer Bob Merrill's Elko Nev this His wife Jane stayed over ranch Some mid-west TV ala-two weeki in a cost of (inns won't show commercials for around to get an appoint- Cowboy" which call TV men! with her favorite beautician westerns there Lisa Ferrnday few to Israel over Evidently our womenfolk are so the weekend to visit an ailing beauty mad that the beautidani friend of her OSS days re booked for weeks ahead My The MG qulx wants 10-year-old Barefoot Wife has been known to Charles Saari of at the Top cable from Istanbul or Rio do Ja- of the Slain" to tackle IU astron-nairo to apologize to Franklin and omy category Actor Maxi-beg him to give her two weeks milizn Schell (brother of Marie) from Tuesday instead of next whose B'way show wss blasted ia Tuesday returning to Germany "disappoint And a husband hai no appeal ed and disgusted" against thii accursed system Just have to do whet Mar- EARL'S PEARLS: ilyn Monroe does" the wife'll say The first thing a man makes In What docs Marilyn do? She has his home workshop to a mess hhrighttt Dee you know I always get my hair Kt on we'll have to go Big battle raging between Jack ui cam per mu iwo him urn apot Nroo'Van To today Wilson Girl Nominee a i acendant of Nathan Hale guised to auto workers Facts from the auto Industry itself show that despite the bigger better cars being offered In 1958 and also despite increased wages granted to workers and higher production costs in every department the average boost in the wholesale price of 1958 models at the factory has been a mere $74 This certainly gives the lie to Mr claim of higher profits and instead is good evidenre that automobile manufacturers are absorbing many of the Increased costs in the battle for most new car sales A few of the leaders of labor such as Mr Reuther may fool some of the union members with false claims and socialistic schemes but they are a long way from fooling the American public The people know that the automobile industry Is one of the finest examples of a free and competitive yet' strong and successful enterprise in the whole history of the United States They like it They are proud of it And they want it left that way The moat highly competitive buainesa in the United States today ii the automobile induitry This Ii patently true among the Big Three General Motora Ford and who are now In the second year of the biggest campaigns in the history of auto making to hold or In crease their percentages of new car ales Each is earnestly endeavoring to outdo the other in new car sales appeal by offering the public the utmost In styling performance comfort accessories etc at the very lowest possible competitive dollar to the buyer In view of all this the recent claim of President Walter Reuther of the United Auto Workers that the automobile manufacturers are making too high a profit seems to be pure poppycock When he further suggests that part of the profit of each car be given to workers and part to buyers it becomes apparent that he has descended to demi-gogery in promising such a thinly dis I i She likes the Senor John Wayne 1 havn intimated that I am a legitimate son of Mr Wayna I hope he don not mind I get ex- tra helpings of chile "Senor Jono Winn to very handsome" "True Hie greatest" do not resemble much" him Mumhu mu moth A pity I resemble my moth- uk in ly Sha might get out a er I am dian lady canoe and hit me over tho with tt STAN Postcard Charity Still Begins at Home II 3 dresser wu the only person who of higher caliber got to see her every day end wu Actor Tommy Everett telle of even smuggling notes In from Rai- the lush who suddenly re mem-nier to her hered his enniverury and (old Hus ban da whose wives haven't the florist "Send my wife a fifth dyed their crowning glory may of flowers" mdSC0nnwhln rtM "tanVVwifMurn hWinJTw' red- DWributed 1151 St TTiJ5 el- WHERE THE causeway wu bridged the street to called Puente de Alvarado Pedro do (ll wh iik- and bigger budgets are ruining our incentive system of free enterprise Government is furred to penalize success in business by imposing higher taxes (of success FANTASTIC spending government it chlifly responsible for inflation This has ruined millfona of our citizens on fixed Incomei Politician balk at every auggeation to curtail spending in their aUtes Present (arm subsidies are a national disgrace yet politicians from farm and dairy states are vehemently opposing any proposal tor reduction of prevailing subsidies PRESSURE GROUPS for tho veterans for bargain government bousing foe unemployment compensation (or free medical services for security from the cradle to the grave for socialistic schemes for economic aid to billions of unfortunate peopla all over the world alt these while meriting our consideration art also dangerously Imposing upon America and our way of life Economists arc warning ua that wo cannot carry a $451 billion defense budgA and a $281 billion non-defense budget as we are doing much longer Tho taxpayers have tightened their belts te tho point where it hao impaired their breathing It's now tha turn to atop worrying about tho next election and think of the next generation nnt Jurt all over the world but la Amerira first -John Morley straggle tttlle tfony DEAR ABBY Mora than once my husbanl has had poker gama going in our kitchen at 1 30 in tho morning to I couldn't get in here to get our three children their breaklast and wt to school He saya he it losing and can't quit 10 what am I going to do? In order to keep tha kids from knowing I Just let them oversleep and tell them it was an accident Thii la happening loo often and I am very ashamed and unhappy over it Have you any suggestions? ASHAMED DEAR ASHAMED There aught lu be uew deal arauud yaar haute Tell yaw husbaud he rant bare the "bays" aver for rarda ealrti they quit at reasonable kaur DEAR MISS VAN Bl'REN: It'a vary easy fur you (an old maid) to sit back and tell the rest of us In let tha hoya ploy basehal! on our lawns Have you ever had to replace a broken window because a wild baseball happened to go through it? JUST WONDERING DEAR JUST: I'm NOT maid" Asd 1 have rritlarrd hrakeu wladewi an BOTH AIDES af my hmse My 13-year-old ton to a awMrh'Mller If you have a problem write to Abigail Van Burrn In rare of this paper Sha will be glad to answer your toller For a personal reply ples-e euchoe a lumped erifaddi sited envelope ting tho roots of thn matter" WISH I'D SAID THAT: ren't writes McCendlesi "why it takes a woman as long to dress now at tt used to when they worn clothes" TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: Jack Herbert reports ho nearly hired to be shot out of a cannon but they wanted a man Spent Here teleseries based on the life of Mississippi River explorer Hernando DeSoto complete with built-in commercial Tony Curtto and his partner Blake Edwards are preparing a telepilot (or an adventure aeries to be produced under their Curt-leigh Productions banner with Tony narrating but not starring in it and Edwards producing (the "leigh" in Curtldgh natch to for Tony's wife Janet Leigh) Betimes Blake hai written a movie backgrounded by Hawaii for Tony titled Boy" They're calling tho ihuldown of 1000 movie houses in Italy the' Italian exhibitors' way of getting hack at government taxes on theatres but that's only half thn story Flocks of 5000 will never reopen because of paucity of good pictures and also because' of the increasing inroads of TV over there Yep the paeszoos re TV-hip too! CBS-TV PROVIDING a precedent for similar network nip-ups In the future announce it will completely finance "Little Blue nnuse" a MOVIE starring Red Skelton the web's prize comic (or theatre showings only Picture rolls this summer Chevy ordered three mars shows from Dinah Shore so Dinah's teleseason will spill over to Jum 15 Dunno if thcre'l any connection but M-G-M's studio hospital to sandwiched In between that lot's TV Building No Om end TV Building No Two JACK RFNNY 1IAD A hail working at the Flamingo in Las Vegas last his first saloon so he'll play a return engagement there July I Salary: $15000 per week for tour frames with Gisele MacKenzie again lending in assist to the proceedings Everybody Including your howled a howled el Sammy Davi Jr's magnifiernl Moulin Rouge miming of Elvis Presley (sharp savage utterly MAD! '-but Ihe loudest and longest laffs came from Sir Swivel himself whooping II nn ringside CBS-TV end NBC-TV are in a nerk-R-neck race to nab Jimmie Rodgers Plus which Desliu ia crowding both nett for Ann Milter's servlres for a series Nat "King" Cole's definition of a phnnv: "A little nothing with in ambition to be a big nothing" nudy bring hie beauty parlor over to and you Just know thsfi cheap And then there are the Avn Gardners and the Grace Kellya who own a beautician outright The TV dolto like Patti Page and Pollv Bergen don't care about lww much money they get from tha Bctworka-u long al they get Er- Adef Whv at Grace Keily'a famous wedding Ginny Darry her hair- MIKE CONNOLLY: Honeymoon Honeymoon Spent Here 2-30-1 Mike Wilding end Susan Nell spent the first lap of their honeymoon in Palm Springs at the home of Mike's ex-wife Lix Taylor Todd John Car- redine designed the silver lame suit he wears in his new movie "The Coimie Man" Trying it on the first time Johh strutted round in tt humming softly "I think that I (half never see an actor lovelier than me" Director Roy Rowland and music conductor Georgia Stoll are at swords' points over Mario Lanza's "Seven Hills of Rome" Georgia claims he dreamed up the ecenes in which Mario imi-tales Frankie Laine end other pop and also the Idee for ahooting the Eternal City's Seven Hills from helicopter Rowland'i dignified reply: "He didn't get screen credit (or them because they were not his Ideas He is merely the musical conductor" Fire when reedy Grid-ley! AL EITZ OF THE ttltx Brother KNOWS because he via THERE: "The guy who saw the first flying SAUCER wee in his CITS!" Paul Gregory Tom O'Neil and Dan O'Shea ail sitting in on the editing and dubbing of Naked end the Deed" tell me the picture to atrlctly In the thunder-of-rolling-drums "although we douht If we'll be able to get some of the sexy xtuft Involving Lilt St Cyr Aldo Ray and Barbara Nichols past the censors it'a that Ihfiamable!" PARTY PRATTLE: Martha liver end Gene Kelly arrived solo at Sara Hemilton'i hoed own for her daughter Sally but departed together Young-tender two-some uma teetotum: Margaret O'Brira and Nick Adams Buainrsa in the Sunset Strip saloons It picking up Sue and Alan Ladd couldn't get a table at the new Scandla and 1udT Garland and Sid Lull tried three nfohts In row before they fin-ally crashed ihe Crescendo rope to catch Johnny Mathia Mickey Rooney knows a conceited starlet who opened a Chinese fortune cookie and found this messact In tt: "Quit Believing Your Own Publlclly!" TV The DeSoto division of Chrysler is dickering Breakfast this morning In tha sunny patio of tho Hotel do Cortes A colonial building mounting a atone cross above tha carved atone facade A 18th Century monastery across the street from thn shady Alameda Park The coffee is hot tha sun is warm A boy comas into tho patio each morning to ihine our shoes On this street tha Tacuba causeway Cories retreated on the Sad Night About two Mocks further along wu tho terrible bridge: "THE APERTURE of the water toon filled with dead and dying wrote the eyewitness historian Bernal Diaz horieu and those struggling to escape- all heaped together with artillery pecks end bele of luggage and those who carried them "tt wu dreadful to hear tho cries of the unfortunate sufferers railing far assistance end invoking the Holy Virgin or St Jago While other who escaped by swimming ar by clambering upon the cbeeta balea of baggage and deed bodies earnestly begged for help to get up to the causeway" ON THAT RAINY night In July 1520 the Spanish lost IT men of their army of 1500 And if you drivo out my street and ran see tha ahuehuetn tree where Cortes sat and wept the remnants of his force passed by- They uy an Indian woman who kept an enchilada (tend cross the street saw the Spanish army leaving and gave tha alarm: "The White Godi are leaving! Out with your canoes and attack them at the bridgee!" THERE AN INDIAN lady who selto enchiladai down at the corner Sometimes I go down and eat an enchilada I am very polilo to the Indian lady When I retreat from Mexico City I do not want her to holler copper on me She la an addict of the cinema GRIN AND BEAR on tho bottom of the lake bed and vaulted arrosi According to tho story Though Diu do darea: "Aa to that fatal bridge which to called the leap of Alvarado I aver he could not have leaped tt in any manner The bridge ii there end the depth of water will prove no lance could reach tha bottom" THE DESCENDANTS of Alvarado later went to court Tho court took testimony and found that Pedro did hop tho Chum The Indian were so astonished they itufied their mouth with earth this being the custom of astonished Aztecs Personally I stuff my mouth with enchiladas Especially when I nm astonishing Indian ladies by claiming kin with movie (tan We continue to make history on my street THE SENOR Jono Winee like enchiladas in thn Mexican itye?" "He prefere them at all timei Including breakfast" "If the St nor Jono Winee came here what enchiladas would I make for himl Absolutely free!" How about it Pops? Come on down and we'll live off tha country By LICHTY THIS SIDE of The Sun By Phot There's ana gay I'd like la bash lie gaea Ihraugk Puddles with a splash Sura I've used that before But It to still a laudable sentiment DURING precipitation I stood out on Indiad Avenue back of The Sun office enjoying the little driblet! which cleansed the air made the trees and shrubbery look greener smelled good 1 really lika weather Except the thoughtless driven who went dawn Rio del Indian at around 35 or 40 per without regard for other drivers or pedestrians SPURTING WATER far wide and handsome they drenched the cere they passed people on the eidcwalks end made like speedboat a in general But I guess that's the way tt is When you get behind tho wheel of an automobile you're king Until (he guy following you with a little more horsepower under the hood thinks he'a tho ace HERE'S AN ITEM passed on to me by a friend who works in an establishment in Palm Springs Thii man to delegated to See that his firm to properly represented before the eyes 61 the public Om of their wares to liquor So to advertise their favorite brand he procured a bottle which he planned to photograph to embellish a display in public print BUT HE FORGOT about election day Tuesday in which voteri were deciding on redistricting and Chief of Police A Kctt-rnann had decreed all public places dispensing liquor had to lie dormant All of his co workers had forgotten the election loo And by 5 pm they were thirsty Then one saw Hie advertising display awaiting Hie touch of the photographer Sure you know the answer When the guy came down to photograph his master piece Wednesday morning he found just a bit of glassware containing exactly nothing YOU KNOW things never seem to grt in balance For instance this ns item I read tho other night Raid hamburgers may go up a nickel tt'liy? Because with tho end of the drouth rattle raisers are fattening their slock And it was Hie lean and hun-gry looking cuttle whlrh provided the best hamburgers So what'i good for om group ia going to soak another in the pncketlxxik Ilupe nothing happen to hot dogs Nut with Santa Anita in oprrativm NOW TO fIFIL I few quips to reach the bottom of this column "What you don't know won't hurt you and just look at all of Hie people without an ache or a puin!" Edna May Buh "Some girls plav hard to grt until they ore hard to take" Carl Kltaam First: Vs have as argument with tha principle af eur foreign policy that eur security is tied up closely with tha atrsngih ef our allies abroad Our state department and the Whits House are bettor Informed ef all tha facta involved than are columnists and correspondents We have always conceded that eur government has (he most authoritative farts upon whlrh to base policy we do not It la very obvious to this jtqrrespondent that without our 4M bases in Europe and the Near East tha free world -vould ba endangered by Communist expansion WE COVER THESE bases con-ataatty and know from first-hand experience how important they Ire to eur security I We are convinced from eur experience abroad ever the past II years that without this military assistance Communism would take ever If this happened the United SUtea win be Isolated and in time challenged by the overwhelming power ef Communism OUR WAT or LIT! would be endangered by a three-pronged Communist attack either by war by framing the raw mate-riala which wo need for our very oxiatenco or by ahutting off tho world markets for our goods Wt would bo paralyxed as a nation In no tlms Far all practical purposes tho Idea of isolation In this atomic axe la un-thinkfhlw No eno who knows the facta can dispute thii Dear Abby DEAR ABBY: I aura wiih I wera In your place I would advise every woman who wat courted by a real estate man to turn him down My troublaa Marled when I bream a widow and put my house on tho market Tbia real estate mas never did tell my house but instead ho married mi and moved into Wa'vo been married for four years and I am abobt ready In give up Ha la always telling mo bout the good-looking women ho hat to drivo around aa part of hit businraa I eta never put my hands on him day or night because he i usually out on He it 51 and a hand-am man a sharp dresser and wenderlul company Do y'an Mam me for being jealous? Should I give up? REAL ESTATE MAYS WIFE DEAR WIFE: 1 ess understand ysnVe hr lag a bat daal let him bna Deal pat year husband an the market Samehsdy might buy Mm aid rrmadel Mm DEAR ABBY: There are three ui girls who call ourselves the THREE MUSKETEERS We go around together at ichonl but there ia a fourth girl who inilsta on lagging along uninvited hate to hurt her feelings but none af ua car for her and tha la trying to hard to go with ua She aits with ua at lunch and looks at ua at every assembly Wt have nothing in common with bar and want to get rid of her Rl'T IT APPEARS to this cor-respondent that the United States In its effort to bolster this line of defense abroad is neglecting dangerously the first line of defense at home While we are straining ouf economy to the utmost for for-sign aid and defense we are not seriously making any effort to cut costs an non-defense expenditures THE RECENT RAISING of the debt ceiling to WO billion la a sum sign that Congress has no Intentions of economizing nr reducing tho budget on non -defense spending Wo bellevo Ihia to he wrong and dangernua Hie interest of nearly billion year on eur present public debt is twice ae much ae the entire budget ef the United Slates 35 rears age Something la bound to glvo at tho American people cannot sustain this back-breaking financial burden Indefinitely There la a financial limit beyond which thn economy could crack up Ecou- amiata are warning us that tha limit hai been retched Wn art heading for real troubla COMMUNISM IS farcing us to deplete our wealth It la their vowed scheme to bankrupt ua Into submission Wo personally heard their boasts In Moscow over and over again that Communism will take ua over without war Between Naxiiam and Communism wo have accumulated a in billion public debt Taxes to meet thn Intereat and aew How can wa do it? THREE MUSKETEERS DEAR THREE: She la Uaaty Try la mar uaderalasdlag In every Say Uvlag wo aH have ta "pm up" wUh prsple whs Hite us mure than wa Ilka them The experirare will ba put hr DEAR ABBY: Is proper for tha sister of tha bride ta give her a showrr? She needs tt SISTER DEAR SIS: Bridal skewers km Id be given by nal relatives Aad the mm live skauM art ba ahaald ba Headship DEAR ABBY: In my lifetime I have aeon children from broken hornet thrown to the winds to grow like weeds With no supervision an up-bringing and non of tha advantages still they managed to turn out all right and make something of themselves My husband waa a mat like that Our ion waa given nil the advantage his father never had Given all the love and attention and malarial I hints a child could ask tor yet he turard out ao had that I am ashamed to claim him as our ton Why Ahhy? Why? BROKEN-HEARTED MOTHER DEAR MOTHER: Ymr sm waa denied tho very things that make man ant ef a buy Hurd wurk discipline nud the uullsturttm uf tu hit owu" Tha Magrst fever parents css do for Ihelr rklldreu to foiling them I I 9 i i 1 i i i I i ill i I i ii IT And I gay if we're old enough to have to take math and science to defend our country we're old enough to drhc! i ssinwasewM.