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THE OLEAN EVENING TIMES, THURSDAY, JANUARY 30, 1930. PAGE SEVEN Remember "The Beautiful Well, the Mary Carle Who Wrote It Is Now a Gray-Haired Old I Gentleman. New York, Jan. Of all the smash song hits that ever came out of Tin Pan Alley, "The Bcautl-foil Ohio" leads the parade. This dreamy waltz i rage of another generation soia more than three million copies at the peak of Its popularity.

The other day 1 1 II I odd story connected with this song. It goes something like this: The name of a Carle" iias come danc ing down the years. But Mary is a nice fatherly old fellow by the name of Bill King, one of the pioneers in song Writing. This might easily sound a3 though Mary were two other people. Well, she is! Bob King stalled out in life as Bill Kaiser.

When the war clouds began to gather, and he found himself wearing the moniker of the German monarch, he decided not only lo change his name but also to write his songs under another name. He felt it would seem romantic if a woman appeared as the composer. So when "My Sweetheart Is Somewhere in Fiance" appeared, "Mary Carle" was horn. Up and down the Gay White Way and in the show shops of the nation this Mary Carle grew famous. Meanwhile, a fast graying old gent sat back and laughed heaitily at the success of his invented personality.

Only lecently did he choose to reveal his little secret. Speaking of musical things, am gise HINSDALE Eight Years of Suffering: No Other Medicine Tried Had Given Relief Highly as Konjola is recommended by the many thousands who have used it; famous as this new and different medicine has become: those who put it to the test almost invariably express wonder and amazement at the quick and thorough lesults they receive. there has been one of those endless arguments going on in the Broadway belt over the inception of the grand old song, "Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here." Someone traced it to Gilbert and Sullivan and found that the opening notes wore those of a Sullivan composition. But now along comes Jack Mills with the infoimation that Sullivan had done a little "lifting" in his time and that the tune dates way back to an did English operetta, "Richard, the Lion Hearted," and was something of a bawdy tavern song even then. And here's a little plot, which I hand on a platter to any short story writer who cares to develop it.

On. one of- the smaller newspapers which are scattered about the outskirts of New York, there was a copy desk of three people. To the uninitiatc, it might be explained that a copy desk Is the spot where news stories arc read and edited, and headlines are written for them. The three readers included a man, his wife and a second man. Working together over a period of years, they all got to be quite chummy.

A few nights ago, the husband appeared for work, but bis wife didn't. When the Second man came in, the hubband expressed himself as wo-ried. Ho hadn't heard from his wife for several hours. She hadn't been at the house when he left work and he hadn't been able to get her on the telephone. The other sympathized and then ran through some old sheets of copy upon the desk.

After a few moments, the second man suddenly put on his coat and hat and went to the typewnter. Alter typing, ne DAY The male gold digger or gigolo is necessary to the present state of society, Recording to Gilbert Frankau, the English author, who has chosen such a type to be the hero of his new novel, "Dance, Little Gentlemen." Ho maintains that this type of man exists because women with money will buy male companionship whe i they want it, if they can't get it any other way. Ho asks: "Since women no longer ask chivalry of men, but demand equality, why should ho be disgusted at the male gold digger, and 'rather pleased about the female "Most people tell me that this profession of male gold digger is a disgusting one, and I thoroughly agree with them, but there is no sense in trying to hide the fact that it does exist. Gigolos flourish in Paris, on the Riviera, in the West End of London and in New York." UNUSUAL IDGE HAND GIGOLOS IN HISTORY He points out that the profession is by no means a new one. Men who danced attendance upon for a are not only products of our modern life, but were known in ancient Rome, and doubtless in Alexandria and Assy- The history or smart HJnglisn society of the eighteenth century shows this type was prevalent There are no new types.

A cer-in social condition produces its particular people wherever that condition prevails. Among the pioneers, there were probably a negligible number of gigolos and not many gold dig- They do not fit in with that a money-social para 'dis" Prod street, he called a messenger boy I sltes- and told him to WHERE THERE'S GOLD Mr 1 the news-' When haVe S0 many million- if ifl copydesk BY B. McKENNEY Tournament Munugcr, American Bridge League I witnessed the hand given below In a recent duplicate auction bridge match. Most players would finesse the spade, but one player went up with the ace of spades and made a grand slam. A combination of good card reading and a little luck were necessary for him to be successful.

north S-B-2 H--A-K-8 WEST a-Q EAS" 10-9-H-Q-10- 7-54 7-2 H-J-5-3 DEALER 4-2 A-Q-J-3 Hons K-J-6-4 O-K-J-6-3 C-S-9 The Bidding The auction bidding was South one spade, West pass, North one no trump, which closed the bidding as all passed. Tho Piny East opened the five of spades, the fourth best of his longest and strongest suit. It is true the diamond suit is of the same length as the spade suit, but a major suit is generally preferred to a minor suit opening if of equal stiength. The dummy was insl ructed to piny the ace of spades, West played the six and North, the declarer, the deuce. Using the lule of eleven, five from eleven leaves six.

therefore there arc six spades in the Noith, South and West hands higher than the five. North, the declarer, could account for one bis own hand, and three in the dummy and West played the six, therefore declarer knew that West's hand held at leust one more spade. The three of diamonds was next and spenders as we have to day we are bound lo have gold diggers, ine butter ana egg man And he never lQ New York or an(3 -ame back. he wants to sc0 somc lifc. Hc An hour later, js wiIling.

to pily the hiIISi to buy everybody drinks, and be a good walked thtough Bd a spender i3 lots hc office and of fun Olirid his lone, Th. wnniqT1 in TTn- fSBEllli UP .0" i I VlBTi a buiied in flais hands. Before i was a story, to which he had to write a head. It told him that his wife had eloped with another man friends in town Wednesday Pparsnn Viao turned from North East, of her daughter, Miss Lucile Pear- 1 1 1 i-T ine coupie, nyini way, are now A of the choir in Hollywood. They have manied of th(, prcsbvterian Church will be held this evening at the Church.

All members are nslted to be present as work will be begun on the MEaster contata. Portville rope, who has plenty of money, but no man to dance with or to take her around, has two alternatives. She can pass up the gay life, or she can pay some young man to be her escort at the various cafes and night clubs where women cannot Money does not necessarily buy one friends, but it will buy companionship and dancing and dinner parties, and it will buy the appearance of gayety and good times, whether it actually provides them or not. Nor should it be overlooked that many an American traveling in Europe who is boied by dancing and hates taking his wife to places of entertainment, is often quite willing to provide her with a paid escort if he can be excused from the obligation he hates. There is certainly nothing glam-oious or admirable in the male gold digger's career, but he does seem to have a place in our life, or he would not not it the principles of social evolution can be relied upon.

led from dummy, West playing the eight, declarer the ace, and East the five. Declarer now led tho queen of diamonds, East played the seven, dummy tho six, and West the ten of diamonds. Declarer next led the nine of clubs, and East showed out discarding the four of spades, declarer won tho trick in the dummy with the ace of clubs, West following with the deuce. The jack and king of diamonds are the next two leads from the dummy, and West is forced to discard two hearts, North, the declarer, discards the eight of spades and tho. five of clubs, East follows with tho four and deuce of diamonds.

North, the declarer, now has a perfect rount on West's hand. He knows that he holds four more clubs, one spade and two hearts. Declarer now hopes to find the queen of lieaits in the West hand, and leads the four of heaits from dummy. West follows with tho ten, declarer wins with the k'lng, East playing the three. Declarer is now confident that tho only lemainiug heart In the West hand is tho queen, so ho plays the ace of heails.

East follows with the five, dummy plays the six and the queen of hearlsi follows from West's band. Tho declaier next leads the eight of heaits fiom his own hand, winning in the dummy with tho jack of hearts, and West is forced to make a discaid. If he discards a club, the declarer can make ail his clubs good by overtaking the nine of clubs with the ten of clubs in his own hand. If West discards a spnde. of couiso the queen and jack of spades will be guod in French To Have Hospitals For Dogs Paris (INS) French dogs will soon have their home and hospital modeled on the American Bide-a-wee societies.

It will replace the old city pound and provide treatment for nick and homeless animals. There will he an amhu-lunce ready at ail hours to carry injured ones to the hospital 4nd lost animals will be kept as long ns possible and their owners traced. RECOMMENDS TOOTHERS Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Helps Her So Much Cleveland, "1 suro recommend Lydia. K.

l'hikliam'a Vegetahlo compound to any and run-down that I could hardly stand up. I could not cat and was full of iscry. A menu ing on Arcade Aienue told mu about this raedi eino mid nftc taking ten bottles my wenkness am nervousness arc all gone. frcl like living I am still takiriR it until I feci strong liko beforr. You mny use this letter as a testimonial." Mia.

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D. 1, Hinsdale, near M'Olean, when she told how this medicine relieved the stubborn case of stomach trouble with which she had suffered for eight years or more. Harvey Carey Drug Store, 136 N. Union street, Oleau, are at the service of all who wish to get the facts about this new and different medicine. Talk with them; learn of Kon-jola's record of amazing results in the relief of stomach, liver, kidney and bowel troubles and of rheumatism, neuritis and neivousness.

What is wiser, after all, than to be guided by tho experience of those who have found new and abundant health? Then profit by the example of Mrs. Martin, who described Her experience with this medicine as follows: "I certainly was surprised at the results I obtained from Konjola. I never dreamed there was a medicine that could accomplish what Konjola did. I suffered terribly from stomach trouble for eight or ten years, and of all the many other medicines 1 tried, none gave me much relief. 1 was in misery from gas and bloating.

Often I had to leave tho table at meal time on account of gas on my stomach. I was a of dizzy spells and headaches nnd was badly constipated. I had sharp, severe pains in my back my kidneys at iThese varinils trnnhlpa ni-p-' Vented me from getting a good mgnis sleep, and J. always teit tired and worn out so that my housework seemed like drudgery. had seen Konjola endorsed by people whom I knew, and began taking this medicine.

Almost from the start it helped me, and I have now finished my eighth bottle, Stomach I rouble is a thing of tho past. I do not have any pains in my back nor am I bothered by headaches or dizzy spells. I sleep soundly at night nnd feel fine throughout the day. My husband has seen what Konjola did for me and has started to tako it." Konjola is sold in Olean at the Carev Drue Store. 136 Union Street, and bv all leading druggists throughout this ttcUOQ, rortville, Jan.

30 The Girls Card Club was entertained Tuesday evening at the Cogswell Tea Room at Gordon's. Dinner was served at eight o'clock. The table was centered with flowers with candles on either side. Those who attended were Miss Anna Black-well, Miss Marjorie Strong, Miss Ohrystal Fox, Miss Vivian Marsh, Miss Dorothy Ryder, Miss Leona Marsh, Miss Shirley Walker, Miss Eleanor Eaton, Miss Jean Blake-ley, Miss Evelyn Hatch and Miss Laura Crittenden. After dinner, the evening was spent dancing.

A tureen dinner was held Wednesday evening at Masonic Temple for the officers and members of Tyler Chapter, No. 97, with their families. Dinner was served at seven o'clock. After the dinner, the officers held a rehearsal. Mrs.

L. E. Hooker of Olean was present. I The Rev. and Mrs.

George F. I Loehr left Wednesday evening to 1 spend two weeks at St. Petersburg, Florida. I Miss Edna Carey, who has been spending come time with her father at Buffalo, has returned to Portville and is spending some time I at the home of Mr. and Mrs.

John Phillips of Main Street. Mrs. Earl Blackwell was calling on friends in Bolivar Wednesday. i Announcement is made of the marriage of Miss Edith K. Mapes, daughter of Mrs.

William E. Mapes of 83 Pershing Drive, Rochester, N. to Harold H. Robus of Geneva, N. Y.

The wedding took place at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Colegrove of Buf- falo, January 25. Mrs. Mapes and her daughter are former residents of Portville.

The board of trustees of the Village of Portville will receive sealed proposals at the Court room in the Village Hall at Portville until seven o'clock February 5, 930, for the purchase of not less than par and accrued Interest of the following bonds of the Village of Portville: I 525,000 Paving Bonds, Series maturing $2,000 on February 1st in each of the years 1932 to 19-11, both inclusive and $1,000 on February 1st, in each of the years of 19.12 to 1946. 1 $7,000 Paving Bonds, Scries maturing $1,000 on February 1st in each of the years of 1932 to 1938 inclusive. $15,000 Water Bonds, maturing 51,000 on February 1st, in each of the years 1932 to 1946 inclusive. All bonds will bo dated February 1, 1930, be of the denomination of $1,000 each and bear interest at a rate not exceeding six per cent, per annum. Miss Martrnrct Pearson, who is attending Bucknell College, is home to spend a few days between semesters, with her parents, Mr and Mrs.

W. W. Pearson, of Temple Street. Mrs. Emma Hlbner of Cuba, who has been visiting her sister, Mrs C.

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