The Orlando Sentinel from Orlando, Florida • Page 329

1 By Jce Bob Eriggs to 'fiUae IMve-in 'Link' ain't missing not in' but point Marilyn Chambers, her big chance to make a real movie you can watch without wearing a raincoat. Basically what happens is Marilyn gets tossed off a motorcycle, burns up and gets took to the nearest hospital, where the doctor is known as the Col. Sanders of plastic surgery. So he takes her thigh skin and grafts it on her face and chest, and pretty soon she comes down with something that looks like rabies only it's about 10,000 times worse 'cause she has this little bloody Roto-Rooter that comes up out of her armpit and slices people up so she can feed on their blood ever six hours. She turns most of Montreal into zombies before her boyfriend catches her munching on a friend.

Excellent green goo. On-cam-era body count: 17. Breast count: Eight. On the 1976 drive-in Top 10 List. Four stars.

Joe Bob says check 'em out. ies. Two dead monkeys. Seven dead sheep. Dead cat.

Two dead birds. Dead dog. One motor vehicle chase, two crashes. One monkey chase. One dog chase.

Killer attack dogs. Killer attack monkeys. Monkey dog-bashing. Microwaved telephone. Culturally biased mon-key-IQ test.

Attempted monkey suicide. Exploding monkey. Mail slot Fu. Shotgun Fu. Monkey Fu.

Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Terence Stamp, whose dying words are "Go away, I'm and Elisabeth Shue, the bimbo assistant, for reading "Three Little Pigs" to a monkey. Parts of this flick are in Monkey Vision. Three and a half stars. Video release of the week: Rabid (1976): Back in his early drive-in days, David Cronenberg, of The Fly fame, gave my favorite porno star, Link is the finest monkey movie since Mad Monkey Kung Fu. What we got here is Terence Stamp li-vin' by himself up in a house in Scotland, doing some disgusting monkey experiments.

(They don't say exactly what Terence is doing, but Ed Meese should prob'ly be told about it.) Then he hires a bimbo assistant from one of his college classes, thin-kin' that maybe he can go for the groceries once she gets up there, but by that time the monkeys are takin' over, wearin' all Terence's good clothes, smokin' up the cigars and killin' the neighbors. There's a bunch of plot in here about how monkeys are really eight times stronger than us and how Jane Goodall went down to Africa and lived with the monkeys and found out they could be just as mean as we are. And then, one night a monkey decides to do a circus trick and Terence disappears. One breast. Four dead bod- i JimJlli J.

i JJ ri CLOTHES HORSE: Free-loadin' monkeys swipe all of Terence's good threads and wear 'em and smoke cigars. i (S THIS IS ONE MOVIE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS. IT'S TERRIFIC." CBS-TV. DttbyDieM ALOMA 678-8214 21 55 Aloma W. Park ABOUT LAST NIGHT 7:30 9:45 Nightty-Midnite Fri Sat.

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