The Bakersfield Californian from Bakersfield, California on September 21, 1936 · Page 14
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The Bakersfield Californian from Bakersfield, California · Page 14

Bakersfield, California
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Monday, September 21, 1936
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„, ..^w^^,^.^,,.^^^, ^^^t^^f,^.^ ••'^''t'ig^ v l 14 THE BAKERSFIBLD CALIFORNIA/*, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1986 EDUCATIONAL* HUMOROUS CURIOUS WORLD THERE ARE ABOUT SEVENTV- •FIVAE DIFFERENT TVPES OF METEORITES/ By FERGUSON :*? :; . -W'.'fe;< : m v .S?<* :-.£% NERVE MESSAGES TRAVEL. ABOUT -AX) /3F£T X SECOND IN MAN, BUT IN LOWER ANIMALS, SUCM AS THE CXZTOPtJff, THEV TRAVEL ONLV ABOUT iSO INCHES A SEJCOND PLANTS or THE TAMILV HAVE STAR-SHAPED BUOSSOMS. . . HENCE. THE NAME "ASTER." FROM THE LATIN "ASTRA'; MEAN- INO OUT OUR WAY By WILLIAMS 411• 14 rr NiAimvicr, INC. CAhlT SOU SEE THAT'S 1 A SRPER/ MAV BE A POISON ONE! GOOD GOSH/YOU'FfE SO SLQW WITTED/IFA, WA& ON YOU'D E>E TOO TO DIVE OVERBOARD. WELL^ITMKSHT SAVfc ME FROM LANPIN' ON MV MEAD ON TH 1 ICE. THE PAN AND TME FIRP OUR BOARDING HOUSE WitH MAJOR HOOPLE POM'T TAKE HIMDOWM WALNUT STREET HE'LL TRY TO CUM& -^jj% HE'S PROBABLY 6ETTIW' STEER HIM . VP5OM TH' SOAP -<§? THE BOXES, MATTia AM HE MISHT ^^— x LOAxDlWG ME 1WTO VAM WH\LE 1 WAS ASLEEP "FORA WAPOLGOWi HE MUST HAVE BEEM WELL O\LEt>,TO % 6O OM THAT E6KD, THE AUTHOR SHALL HEAR OF THISf STUT-T/ "ROBES, MAKE SPEECH SIDE GLANCES HV(;EOIU;E CLARK r ""WWifiiV- B| . '• .-._ "-i-sj J *i' tl {f"s''.j jH....h.^ •• . ..^ .-./-VrNfA «•" «,.i." m »\ 1»l< IV M(A ItKVIOI. INC. T. M. *!<X U t. f Al Off 1 FIE GUMPS What's in a Name? ISN'T IT <4REAT TO BE FREE , OLD FALLOW YESSIR-JT'S A LOT BETTER THAW BEING A SLAVE IN THAT PIN<3Y OLD ROOM —YOU'RE EN3OYIN<a OUR NEW-FOUND FREEDOM AS MUCH AS I AM) AREN'T YOU? 1 <3UESS WE'RE JUST HOBOES ^ AT HEART/ HOBOES—THATS IT/ AND FROM NOW ON, YOUR NAME WILL HOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Forebodings By MARTIN "Vi-ry liciuKiful, dour, but you're n|irn<lli\K my uccldoiil Until ll'n cdiniiiK '"•" FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: nto. u s. PAT. orr. l.<» i -nii(j.s Itci'p yiui ln'M'il up lor niiuaiu'r. WRIGLEY TH t PERFECT GUM \\/lhI.lAM III.Hill, ••ni'tlinn i-iip- Illlll III hill lllllli'Hlv'M Hhlp, lluiinM-, IN rinnly fUi<<l In um inliulM KM I'm' of hlHlory'i' nil linn hri'lii A flim niivt'l Mini » linn iiinvlo IIKVK peril nvrd Illlll IIH all uiii'iiiiNrliiiiiihlo (yriinl wild ilnivf iinntl Hciinicn Co inutlnv, nnil |I|N )iluci< In lln> hull «r ^vn«n'l M linil Mnrl, liUtir all. TliiTO IM u( hunt! rnrmitlv u nolitilitrly nnil nuthnrltittIvi 1 lilit^rripliv' of thi' Mian ••Thr l.lfr nf V|n> Ailnilnil Illlnli." In (Jii'i^i 1 M nrlt iiiiffitt ((''ivrrnr ^ IMinliMii) Mini u pirMi'iilh him In un I'lilllilv lUlli'lilll IlKllI Ml Mlll'ltMIII'MH Illlll InlllllTll inil;hilh In IK fall llr IIMN iiliui ml niiilfiliil "M tin' riipliiln. iiml Ililn |MMI|I in-iilnilih i\lll l'<> Hir itulliniltv i>n IU>i:li In iH'i'li'i \tunl Anil It In !I!M r.'iu'hiMi'ii lluil ltll(;li WIIM it |iri'tl\ f:iitnl ^urt nl man, liolli an u IIIIMIIIII I', in); mill IIM u niiviil uirti'vi Tin 1 Muunl\ niiillin. Mm'l(iini'n?i IINMM-IN \\.ir. ilui' fur Irufi In Illlnh u iM'nniM iluui In (hr rri'u 'u liuiiKi'i' nil' ini I hi i Inn I'hili' In uu n fli'iili I'M!. ..( 'I'nlitil iiml In Un' riii-l (lint I'li'lrli, i I'lirlMlall \\:in II lilll'll ll,.1,1,1,. In:,III r Hlll'.ll. UK' IUltll,>l limlii. \MI.'. no \\m-Mo tliun nllirr llllll«ll llllVlil (iffll'lTM tlf IllH llliv; \\,\>:. lii lui'l. |ir«lialilv tnmv UinilKlit- (ul »r (In- 1'uitifori mul xvi'll liriiiK (> f hi'- iiit-n lima Ilir mrrii^i'. Iiml li illnl llii;ulNlii',l llli< illil iliit; |I|N riiiitMlrpH, anil In Ihr litM |I|IIIMI' t'f bis rm'i'cr, :iw Ki'MTimr ul' \i-\\ .'•'nulli \Viili-H. hi' inn Inlii ii rcviiluUun. Mill In- ilM iluty ni'i'oriUii); In hl.'i lU'.lilH. IIP an iMniiH'ly I'lipaliU- anil i I' fli'li'nl {iffloi'l' mill !i hniuiiii". fiiiilni: IIIIIIK ami In tln> i:n it i' *>f tin' Nnrr, In I7|i7, UllKli IVHM mil' nf the fen Nlilp ruptuliiH \\llillll tllll IIUltlllollH tu'lllllun Itinl no pai'tli'tilur T\V\t «" 1 COOVO €>0 FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Answer That! By BLOSSER AWD 1 HOPE THIS YEAR YOU'LL BE AT "WE "TOP OF YOUR OUR FIRST SUBJECT TODAY IS MATHEMATICS.'THERE ARE NUMEROUS KINDS OF MATHEMATICS....SUCH AS ARnHMETIC, GEOMETRY AND ALGEBRA? WHAT S THE DIFFERENCE.... THEY "TEACH THE SAME /U THING AT BOTH EWDS.' /. CHOOL DAYS, SCHOOL DAYS....DEAR OLD GOLDEN RULE DAYS... CLASS, SOM, IWSTEAD OF AT "THE BOTTOM ! ARnHMETIC DEALS WfTH FIQURES....QEOMETRY DEALS WfTH PLANES., CIRCLES AWD VARIOUS OTHER FORMS! FOR INSTANCE.... LET US TAKE THE PEWDULUM OF A CLOCK, IW SWIWGIWQ BACK AWD FORTH, DESCRIBES AW ARC. 1 TA<3ALONQ,CAW YbU TELL THE CLASS WHATAKI ARC IS? SURE. 1 IT'S A FLAT BOTTOM BOAT LOADED WfTH ANIMALS AMD RUW B/ A MAM NAMED NOAH! BUT HOW IN HECK CAN A PENDULUM DESCRIBE THAT? f l\ '.'M. nco.p: », >AT. THE liUNGLE FAMILY Caller By HARRY J. TUTHILL Mister Docxlle. Pu-lease. How offen did^I reques'you as a gennelman—• "whichyouVenot--notta refer to mu as Your ladg friend. t eh? t What! Mister Doodle! Oh when the bell runa I just knew it would be you. An,I hear tho little feets move. Mr. Bundle, piiz to shake the hands of Ruzzy Glue. .i

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