The Bakersfield Californian from Bakersfield, California on September 15, 1936 · Page 18
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The Bakersfield Californian from Bakersfield, California · Page 18

Bakersfield, California
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Tuesday, September 15, 1936
Page 18
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•r\> TttE UAKERSFIELD CALtPORWAN, TUESDAY, IS, 1938 EDUCATIONAL HUMOROUS CURIOUS WORLD By FERGUSON fflHSSBH PLANCT OUT OUR WAY By WILLIAMS IS NOT A SOLID BOOV, ALL PARTS OF IT DO NOT ROTATE: IN THE. SAME LENGTH OF TIME/ THERE ARE AT LEAST £/GHT DIFFERENT LENGTHS OF ROTATION. ROST B(LL OF THE UNITCD STATES IS FIGURED AT $1,000,000,000 W2ST ANIMALS UVE TO A RJPER. AGE. IN ZOOS THAN IN THEIR. NATURAL SURROUNDINGS. OH, WE'LL MA<E IT IM PLEMTV OPT/ME-' YOU COMEOMr WE'LL HAVE TO HUfcfcY, TO GET WHAT WE WAWT BEFORE THE STOKES CLOSE JWMJ/y/,iV. /?<^S/v *ftf .,- , " ' .. '' Vafri-^ify"3hi •VVUV MOTMEES <bET OUR BOARDING HOUSE With MAJOR HOOPLE WEEL STRMamTEXJED/ fT'S STOOP* SHOULDERED "FROM CAsKRY\M<3 VOUR WASTLIWE INi \TS OR As"FKHeVA SET AMP A, wew CO OF SWM TO BE TWPTED CM \T— SO HOST ANCHOR \ WELL, AsKjcrr STUR=ED HAVE TO TIWD THAr OV/£ROF VOUftS VS E6/XD, THIS ? MY WOTO/ \T IS TrtE IkiCUBATCR WORLD W\LL t>EMAMD \TSPRESERVA5TIOMASA . olJT AMOS WILL. L B. PAT. OFF. THE GUMPS SIDE GANGES Sales Talk AH, MRS . PE SQ CHARMED TO SEE VOU TAN I 0E OF ANY „ SERVICE, MODOM? THIS PLACE DOESN'T COMPARE WITH THE SALONS OF PARIS AND LONDON THAT I'M USED TO - BUT I SHALL TRY TO PUT UP WITH IT A"FACIAL;* PLEASE - FOR VQUR CHARM AND SOCIAL. IMPORTANCE^ I'D SLJQQE^»T MV SPECIAL COURSE OF TREATMENTS- VOU SHOULP MAKE THE MOST OF VXJUR STATELY BEAUTY MOPOM AHEM- PERHAPS YOU'R'E MY QOOD WOMAN BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Right! By MARTIN "Docun'l thin take you hiirk t,o our liinicyiiiooit, dear . . . wlu-n the ICIIVCH WPIT JUH( hcKliiiiinn (» liirn?" THE TINY MITES Hv HALCOCIIUAN GO < =>\\_'Ct' VAiOOO<b A\A_ \"V DIDN'T Hf\?PEK> TO HE , I NfeVJEtt \T FUKCKLES AND HIS FRIENDS It Won't Be Long Now By BLOSSER (READ THl 8TOHY, THEN COUOH Till IMU1UHE) O K cointHi: worp Ntnrllcil thai In Ih RAiTtK FANNY S/v\b: nro u s pAT.orr tlMctuit by Hmrhii. TlnymltiiM ' i i ii-ii " U i \ i |,,.| ,, rriil |'i.i..l nf nil I hi' i frl. ml "•I," iMillv , • Tin, Mr.l |,ii!' (Jilll.l..,! I In I.Mitlni. . - -r.r^rj-.— | Tin y i r In Mi, air .In.i M-I. Hum r." I «in. nfi Hi,I thiil llii.i trip umil.l rlul 'U'i'll iii. i'..! . i \ ,, n ',|.|li niHK '"I"' V\ . II \>:,\ . in mill,,. Ihr I,,..,I I'f Hi!"," i ,il,l >••• i.Ill \ • \',,.\ » ,. ,11 i< \\ Inn mi' u.- I'liltu. in il.. ' \Vf iln III.I |ilni» M Illill IVII 1 I,. 'Ml n. hut II «,. inn , I. M ,, may n I ir •'in,' \vi. I! i ,-iu li' |ita> . \\ hni i> tlllll «IC |i ( 'lipl|.. (-!•( »n'||. thttiliuh' RDLKS.TWIS IS A REAL KJENVS PTEM.- FT JUST CAME IMTOTHB BROAD CASTIKIG BOOTW 1WIS ALL KIDS OS! THEIR VACATIOMS CAW STAY AWAY A WHILE LONGER, OM ACCOUtsTT OF WHAT HAPPENED LACT KlIGHT A KID TAG FANTASTIC TO THE SHADYSIDE DEL AVI WQ SCHOOL. CW COULC> THAT HAPPEM? TME SCHOOL BUILDIMG WAS MADE OF ©OLID COklCRCTE AND WAS HREPROOF ) -THROUGHOUT.' To Kct in the mntrlmonlul swlnv, pool your romantic interest with Home young ro&n'a. ' II run l.rhlnil an.I tl. Wi"- iMIIlrv MTV qilUTllv "f III" HllH', Illullllll, 1 \\ I anil hm<. u ^ "i.....• If 1 run tuu IIIIIK, I llli.'iv Illltl Nunii'llllnu \\lll U" I'm HUH. iliul I iliin't \vult tn M'T » Blllrli In my hhlr " i All nf III, Tllllfh huu',1" .1 III llhli "II »»<i>ins j im un\or HIM* lit lilni." | Blllll I'lippy "llii illllMlll. UlOllgll YOU i i-iin ,HlM u llttln \\litlc ' ''\\'o till can tulte u turn ut u uiul llinn wn will Ici'i'p (ui'lliu: fit. I 11 lio I till) nf\t In try It, when we MI KUDO' llbuut n inlli-." Almnt five inlniitOK patiMHl uiul ilu>n the \\hnlr luiiu'h got u n>:il fi iRht when u little iiiiliir liciir I'liuiu imiir, I lion run with all lib mliihl. Kuoh KMlilino ilon rulNiul hln ho/nl, II nil Jerlii'il freo (nun (ho TlliU«B' slnl. j "My (HIUI|II»K»," Oohly ohoutoil, "Now ; wn'rp In mi awful iillKlit. "Tli* iliiKB Imvo It-ft. Wn'ro liero. ' nlniu " 'nicn DuiiPy milled, \vlili u i Ki'iuui, "Oil, niini-one try to cutiiii thi'in. AS o will frn>tu In thin i-oiil : llllu-'.." Ilruvn KcoUy otnrlcd running, then i mil h(i nupn rmiin right luu-li aieuili. I " 'TWUK no VIHV." lu> c;<|i|utnpi| "1 roultl nal luirji uji with Ihclf THE 1HJNGLE FAMILY A Bathtub Bystander By HARRY J. TUTHILL Listen Mozart, you hired that to shellac us,didn't (Hey Bungle M ao of my tie on.. Doodle! YOLLH tittle man use very big Heu! What s up here? Where's my Double What,, knocked through that wall? Impossible. Yes. Let's have ) a IrtnL- anH i^— ' Don't gou bust me. I got weak lungs, varicose veins, f—3 and... LLZtf, P-ss-t! From insides. Noise. Outrage! Tearing through- that wall. Plopping into this bathtub. Making ma

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