The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 26, 2001 · Page 12
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 12

Salina, Kansas
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Thursday, April 26, 2001
Page 12
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B4 THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 2001 THE SALINA JOURNAL I DOLJNSIZED TED AND OUTSOURCED HIS ItAPORTANT JOB FUNCTIONS. UHY DO UE DO UNIfAPORTANT THINGS? Baby Blues I &t?cADV Hwe MO \ve^ / wittoMT wwM ^GoitjfeotJ, J TO ^Ay For Better or For Wbrse fwANT METt) eHouJ Uou I HOW To E-M/»IL,(SRAMRq? v.__ 1 UK& UJRITlMe LerrERs, AFRIL. 1 THlMK ruL sncK SeRlOUSLU'cHECK IT OUr-l/OUCflM LOOK UP UWRLP WAR -TWO , STUFF AH' EVeRl/TH We! C WHERE'S (gRiANDPA?) ^KAc<l^ks• POIAJM A MECWL ONi E-&AI/. FARMING CAN BE PANGEROUS, GARPIEUP MWTCRUlrtW CAREER Voo crtooee. ip ^ /AAwW Pecke-mese ^^lOBC ^ WALFlMEREOfLElW •mevowstpuiworrro {-ruecfTMeRWAV TriArs WHAT I'M MERE FOB, ELMO HOW OLC? DO I HAVE TO BE TD BE A FATHER, AND HOW DOES , IT HAPPEN ? Rex Morgan, M.B. (7 YOU vmT miK OUT HERE ^TONi^wr, PIP you, AAR. AACBRIPE? TROUBUE IS, I PROVE INTO A PRAINIA(5E PITCH ANP I'LL NEEP AAM/W eETTIN^ OUT.' BUT you'p CHANGE CLOTWE6 FIRST ...ITS AWFUL -MMWPOWN THERE.' ALL RI6HT, HOO STUPID PEAGLE.. IF YOU WANT THIS BLANKET 50 BAP... 'I SUPPOSE r SHOULD \ GET SOME SLACKS AND SHOES TO GO WITH IT. BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these lour JumDIes, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words. CUIMS cm ezooi TritUM Midia Sirvlcn. Inc. YOANN un GINANA ipimBei TEMRIP anytNng WHAT THE CAN- PICWE5 BECAME WHEN THEY JOINED THE PICNIC RACE. Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested tjy the atwve cartoon. AY " Y" Y "Y "Y "Y IK'"y"yT'Y Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: JOUST MOTIF TREI^OR ABACUS Answer; What the hippie said wtien he went on an ocean cruise —"FAR OUT" Cryptoquip UZN YSVUXLN, GFUN EWO F UOXFG MSN UW F GWHB UOFEEXL YFQ, OSVZNM UW YSMBQNHU. Yesterday's Cryptoquip: IF A MOTORCYCLIST HAS ANY FACIAL HAIR, SHOULDN'T IT BE A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE? Today's Cryptoquip Clue: U equals T The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you thini< that X equals 0, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. The Lockhorns "I THINK YOOVE INVENTED A NEW FOOD GROUP." FamHy Circus _ ji. by King F«ature> Synd!^^^ (jtf, XVHW* ^^^^^m^m^^^^ "Don't worry, Daddy. I'll touch 'em for you." Born Loser Crossword BY EUGENE SHEFFER ACROSS 1 Healthy 4 Purpose estate 12 Ruckus 13 "Family-" 14 Composer Schiffrin ISRiono- graph parts 17 Sylvester's Impediment ISWapitI 19 One who's set free 21West- 24 Archery- bow wood 25 Homer Simpson's bartender 26RinTin Tin, e.g. 28 Scanner's concern 32 Baby ' carriage 34 Tavern 36 Peace symbol 37Morley — 39 Sharp barit 41 'Waking — Devine" 42 Bad hairpiece 44"Mr.-Neighbor- hood" 46 Gruel 50 Bankroll 51 Inter follower 52Symphonk: piece 56 Writer Morrison 57 Malefi­ cence 56 Skirmish 59 Pay attention 60 Hawk 61 Cashew DOWN 1 Adipose 2"not choose to run" 3 Unable to appreciate music 4 Put on the line 5 Melody 6 Dole's running mate 7 English homework, maybe 8 Okay 9 Skiers' mecca 10 Differently 11 Mountaineer's nG0cl 16 Whitney or Wallach 20 Michael Stipe's band 21 Mischievous bunch 22Asta's mistress Solution time: 27 mins. ^•Q CIQEIB •DDE] •QB maDDClIIlDQl!] QQDaillDBQ Mian G]Q[D DSSIDIl mua am Yesterday's answer 4.26 23 Get all the gravy 27 Fellow 29 Abate 30 Endlessly 31 Cincinnati team 33Darryl Hannah, in "Splash!" 35 See 34- Across 38 Actress McClanahan 40 Bush's secretary of state 43 Microsoft VIP 45 Hiatus 46 Solemn promise 47 Lotion additive 48Fork feature 49 Wimbledon score 53 Nothing 54Water (Fr.) 55 The A- Team" cast member Ziggy ...WWY AP>E NTT TKEREAbJY OF THpSEJ-iTTLE-BiTTYBARS OF SOAP? HINVTKe *5lL £HT TWO DKYS! Cathy MES! some PEOPLE WILL ^ BE &EKIM&THE AX... ...BUT, NO! WE'RE NOT SflMtNfr WHO OR mW\ f ~m FUTURE WILL REVlEflL ITSaf WEEK. BW WEEK! THIS tAHLL 6t\)E ALU Of VOU A CHANCE TO TU(^ ON EACH OTHER... FOR(V\ ALLIANCES AND SELF- DESTRUCT... OR LEAvIE IN DIS&UST ON VOUR OVOlO! r ITS "SURVIVOR." THE ^k CORPORffTEVERSION! J HOlO IVWNM FOR. yOTlNfr Him OFF RI6HT NOWr? Sylvia Po you of^l^ OoiNCf ^ u\ce ^ViYee K\iMO\e$... _New op. pi;-\-\rN^ youi^ 4 r fee9 -W>G cAi A^P HANG up

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