und the Town Hutchinson News Monday, Oct. 4, 1971 Page 6 srfrifliSrWSiiiS^^ "Children of Your Own!"-2 Braces Represent Foregone Luxuries By ERMA BOMBECK and BIL KEANE Bxeerpted from the book 'JUST WAIT TILL YOU HAVE CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN!' Copyright (c) 1971 by Erma Bombcck and Bil Keane. Published by Doubleday & Company. Inc. Sometimes I wake my son up in the middle of the night and ask him to smile. Those braces that twinkle in the darkness represent my fur coat, my trip to Monaco, my second car, my college education, my insurance policy (for my old age next week), the operation on my sinus passages. It seems like only $2,000 ago that we sat in the dentist 's office and discussed my son 's teeth. "Have you looked in your son's mouth lately?" he asked. "Actually, no." "He has a bite problem," he said. "I find that hard to believe " . "Do you base this on something scientific?" "I base it on the fact that I go to the grocery every three hours to keep him fed." "He has one tooth erupting in the roof of his mouth : and, if you will note, bis molars do not meet." "You're trying to tell me my son is a werewolf?" "I am simply trying to tell you if the teeth are not corrected he may suffer some permanent damage to the formation of his teeth." How to Build a Teen-Ager —> If You Want To "What would happen if we ignored it?" "He could try to develop his personality and buy his way to the prom but..." : "I understand. What do you want me to do?" "I want you to schedule the boy with an orthodontist. He'll take X rays, give him fluoride treatments and set up a long-range plan for his teeth." My husband reacted with his usual parental concern. "How much is all this going to cost?" he asked. "A couple of thousand dollars." "Why couldn't he have had something cheap like bad breath?" he snapped. "Ask your side of the family," I retorted. "They're the ones with all the crooked teeth. If your grandfather hadn't been so tight with a buck he could have improved on the genes and your son might have straight teeth today.'' "It's no use blaming people," he said. "What's done is done. We'll go the orthodontist route." Orthodontist Route Steady The orthodontist route, if not a rocky one, was a steady one. At least once every three weeks found me sitting in the waiting room reading the "Bleeding Gums Journal." After every visit I would have the same conversation with my son. "When are you going to open your mouth?'' "Never." "You can't go on day after day clenching your lips together. How are we going to know if your tonsils are bad? And if they are, how are we ever going to get them out? Through your nostrils? You're being ridiculous, you know. .Thousands of teen-agers wear braces." "Name me two." "Personally, I think they're rather sexy." "I look like a computer." "You do not look like a computer. Did I ever tell you • what my grandmother told me when I had to wear a bag of garlic around my neck during freshman orientation?" "Yes." "Oh, well, anyway one day you'll forget yourself and • open your mouth and laugh right out loud and some beautiful girl will say, 'Oh, are those $2,000 worth of braces in your mouth? I hardly noticed them at all.' : . Are you sure I told you the story my grandmother told me when I had to wear a bag of garlic around my neck during freshman orientation?" "Yes." This went on nearly two years. Then one afternoon my son and I were standing at the bus stop when I noticed a pert, little brunette ogling him. She smiled shyly at first, showing a dimple in the comer of her mouth. Then she smiled broadly. Suddenly, all the resentment in me began to build. I thought of all the sacrifices for those lousy braces. The new .slipcovers ... the permanent ... the colored TV set . . . the support stockings and something in me snapped. I went over to the girl and whispered. "Believe me, darling, my boy is not for you. I know you think that now, seeing that row of straight, white teeth that become straighter by the hour. But just believe me when I say that someday you'll meet some nice boy with a bite problem who will make you a wonderful husband." Later, my son said to me, "Mom, what did you say to that girl at the bus stop? She didn't even wait for the bus." "I didn't bring you this far to have you run off with two front teeth that overlap!" We rode home In silence. *" Next: Theories I Have Blown. Mark Wedding Anniversaries The 50th wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Rapp, 1517 Woodlawn, will be observed with an open house from 2 to 5 p.m. Sunday in the home of their son-in-law and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Myron Krenzin, 3108 Princeton Drive. Co - hosts will be the honorees' other children, Messrs. and Mmes. Donald Engelland, Sterling, and Galen Rapp, Kansas City. Mr. and Mrs. Rapp have nine grandchildren and one great- grandson. They request no gifts. THE SILVER wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Elmer L. Gaeddert of Buhler will be observed with a reception from 2:30 to 5 p.m. Sunday in Fellowship Hall of the Hoffnungsau Mennonite Church. Hosts for the event will be their children, Letha and Palmer of the home, and Mr. and Mrs. Lyle Gaeddert, Westville, Ind. Mr. and Mrs. Gaeddert request no gifts. EIGHTEEN members of Omega chapter of Beta Sigma Phi received the ritual of jewels in ceremonies Sunday afternoon in the Ark Valley Electric Co - op Association building in South Hutchinson. Conducting the rituals were members of other B S P chapters, Betty Whiting, Haven, Jennifer Roberts, Mmes. Robert Harner, Harold Kelley, Charles Craig and Martin Zink. THE HAVEN Community Park was the setting Sunday for the annual reunion of the Homer Stewart families. Attending were: Debbie, Doug and Zona Ray, Mrs. Marceline Collins, Messrs. and Mmes. Ansel Stewart and family, Burrton; Charles E. McMannis and son, Jeff, Burrton; Van Stewart, Ben Whitmore and family; Wayne Stewart, Lonnie Hook and Alvin Stewart, Hutchinson. Ted Fox, Joe IWkesell, Martin Clemence, Mrs. Annis Coleman and family; Messrs. and Mmes. Dale Thornburg and daughters; Kenneth Thach and son, Wichita; Willie Hoskinson and Merlyn Hoskinson, Stafford. Don Cooper and daughter, Heather; Mrs. Mary Troyer and family; Messrs. and Mmes. Howard Riley, Jack Ogden and family; Jim Culver, Haven; and Raymond Bailey and daughter, Great Bend. MEMBERS of the Hutchinson Credit Women - International attended the 32nd Kansas state CWI convention Oct. 1 to 3 in Manhattan. Those attending were Mmes. Leonard Ellis, Wallace McFarland, Glen Lamont, Rose Davis, and L. K. Nichols. Mrs. Ellis is the retiring state president. Mrs. McFarland was elected secretary of the state organization. SALT SHAKER Camper Club members gathered Sturday and Sunday at the Kingman State Park. Seventesn families were present and guests, Mr. and Mrs. Dean Anthony and family of Iuka; Margaret Reece, Mes srs. and Mmes. Bill Fteecs and family; and Vernon Horton. Hostesses were Roberta Bak er and Ruth Sanders. DESCENDANTS of ths late William and Anna Waddle met in the Abbyville EHU Building for their annual family reunion. Present were: Anna Waddle, Messrs. and Mmes. Chester Cox, Robert Schank and daughter, Debby, Hutchinson; Frank Schardein and son, Bud, Partridge; Harvey Ulmer Jr. and sons, Donald and Bradley, Greensburg; and Kerry Thomason and children, Tracy and Misty, Andover. Messrs. and Mmes. Pete Brown and children, Douglas, Deana and David Stafford; fAerle Gagnebin and son, Rocky Plevna; and Dick Waddle and children, Some Sloppy Broads Can't Read DEAR ANN LANDERS: I am a young married woman (under 30), no square and certainly not a prude. I'm writing about something that has been bugging me for a long time. I realize you can't do anything about it but I must get this off my chest. What's with these slobs who think it's sexy and "with it" to go without a bra. I can't tell you how many times, while walking on the street with a casual friend, or my dad, or my husband, and I see, coming toward us, a cow-like female, her breasts flopping around. It is embarrassing and disgusting. A person doesn't know where to look or what to say. And this is only part of it I work three days a week in a dress shop. You wouldn't be lieve the women who come in here to try on expensive dresses with no bras, and sometimes no underwear. I refuse to wait on these pigs and my boss has backed me up. Please publish this letter so it can be tacked up in every fitting room in the country. Then, instead of hav ing to say something, the salesperson need only point to your column on the wall. Much obliged.—Hollywood. DEAR MUCH: Here's the column and I hope it helps. But prepare yourself for a shock. Some of those sloppy broads can't read. DEAR ANN LANDERS: A personal family problem: Can you shed a little light on an already overheated argument? My young cousin was expecting her first baby in a few months. The family got together and furnished her nursery, complete with organdy curtains. A great deal of thought and imagination went into that project, aside from the money. A few days ago Lila gave birth to a premature baby. He lived only a few hours. Lila is heartsick and, in my opinion not thinking clearly. She i n structed me to phone her sister-in-law and ask her to send her husband with the semi and take everything out of the nursery. The relatives are very upset They say they did not buy this furniture for Lila's sister-in-law. I believe they have a point. What's the best solution to this knotty problem? — Hedda In Erie DEAR HEDDA: I agree with you that the young woman is not thinking clearly. In my opinion the best solution would be to put the furniture in storage. She is young, I gather from your letter, and hopefully she will yet have a baby of her own. DEAR ANN LANDERS: I am in love with the man I plan to marry in a few months. He is in love with his ex-girlfriend. If you think I am crazy, let me assure you I am not. Fred and I have discussed this in detail and I know the facts. He agrees that I have them straight. His reasoning is simple. He says I would make a much better wife for him than his former sweetheart. He states quite openly that she is more beautiful, more sexually appealing and more exciting, but he says I am better edu- Favorite Recipe FRENCH DRESSING 1 can condensed tomato soup 1 tbsp. salt VA c. salad oil 1 tsp. ground onion % c. vinegar Va tsp. pepper 3 /i c. sugar 1 tbsp. prepared mustard '/a tsp. garlic salt Combine all ingredients; mix on low speed with mixer for 10 minutes. Makes three cups; keeps well in refrigerator. Martha Tomecek Timken itnd your belt recipes to Pivorit* Rtclp*, Th# Hutchinson N«w», Hutchinson, Kan. T »sj reciptt *r* ludgtd by Jan* Savagt, noma aarvlce dlractor of the Gai Sarvlc* Company. Each ona chotan lor publication wlm a ft award. Tormenting Rectal Itch Of Hemorrhoidal Tissues Promptly Relieved Gives Prompt, Temporary Relief from Such Burning Itch and Pain in Many Cases. cated, will be a better hostess a better helpmate and a better mother for his children. He also says I will undoubtedly be more faithful wife to him. I have told him several times that I think we should break up and that he should marry her. He says, "No ... my mind is made up." I love him very much and everything is fine—until we run into his ex someplace and then I see that look in his eyes— and in hers, too. What do you think, Ann? Should I marry him? — The Large Q. DEAR Q.: Not unless you are willing to live a lifetime knowing you are second choice. DEAR ANN LANDERS: In May my husband's sister was married. His folks gave her a wedding that cost at least $3,000. They also gave her the second family car which she had been driving. When Dan and I married they gave us a modest gift and their heartiest congratulations. My sister-in-law is now pregnant and my in-laws are sending them a nice check for 'medical expenses." This really burns me up. Dan and I are having a hard time putting ourselves through school and his folks are not helping worth a dam. Is it fair that parents go all out for a daughter and do nothing for a son? I am very resentful and the resentment is turning to intense dislike. Your opinion is wanted.—Left Out DEAR OUT: It is customary for the bride's parents to pay for the wedding. From the sound of your letter it appears that you thought they should pay for their son's wedding, too. Sorry, but your wedding was your parents' responsibility. About the gifts: I suspect the reason you aren't getting much is because yon came across to them the way you came across to me. Avaricious and unpleasant. (Ann Landers will be glad to help you with your problems. Send them to Ann Landers, care of The Hutchinson News, Box 3345, Chicago, III. 60654, and enclose a stamped, self-addressed envelope.) Terry, Robby, Jimmy, Julie and Amy, NicKerson. Messrs. and Mmes. Curtis Osenbaugh, Wayne Dunn, Kenneth Dunn, and children, Kelly, Bret and Stacy; Gary Dunn and sons, Ty and Todd; Fred Waddle, Bob Waddle and Doyle Ehling, Abbyville. TWENTY - TWO units of the Ramblin' Jayhawks met Saturday and Sunday at Kanopolis Lake. New officers elected were Lloyd Franklin, head scout; Clifford McAllister, assistant scout; Mrs. Franklin, secretary; Mrs. McAllister, treasurer and historian, all of Nickerson; and Mrs. Clyde Baird, RFD 1, reporter. ALBINA Barta of Ellsworth and Wilbur Knackstedt, Little River, were married in McPherson. Following a wedding trip to the Ozarks, Mr. and Mrs. Knackstedt will be at home near Little River, where the bridegroom is a farmer-stockman. SEVEN area men are among those who have been pledged to the eight fraternities at Kan sas State Teachers College, Em poria. They are: ALPHA KAPPA LAMBDA Jim Altenborg, Lindsborg. PHI DELTA THETA - Bob Gustafson, Newton; and Kim Hollcway, Scott City. TAU KAPPA EPSILON—Mike Hand, McPherson; Darrell Adrian, Hutchinson; Jim Hacker, Dodge City; and Phil Middleton, Lyons. LINDA Borntrager, daughter of Mrs. Juanita Borntrager, 708 West 14th, and Dan Borntrager of Burrton, was married in El Dorado to Steven Wells. Mr. Wells is the son of Mrs. Carl Lowry, Paducah, Ky., and Charles Wells, 917 East 13th. The couple will be at home in Port Hueneme, Calif., where the bridegroom is serving with the U.S. Navy. Tomorrow's Events Club Activities ACACIA Chapter CES: Masonic Temple, 8 p.m. LADIES Auxiliary, Veterans of World War I, Don Shaffer Barracks No. 80: Patriotic Room, Courthouse, covered dish, 6:30 p.m. ATHENA Study Club: Mrs. Wally Johnson, 2805 North Meadow Lake Drive, 1 p.m. PARENTS Without Partners: Leisure Art Center, 1326 North Main, 8 p.m. MYR EHU: Mrs. Dwight Snyder, Nickerson, 1:45 p.m. Church Activities REORGANIZED Church of Jesus Christ: Women's Department meeting, Church, 1st and Maple, 1 p.m. FIRST Baptist Church Circle Meetings Isabella Garris: Mrs. R. S. Fanestil, 312 West 23rd, 7:30 p.m. Joan Anderson: Mrs. Robert Wald- sehmldt, 1 Faircrest, 8 p.m. Louise Giffin: Mrs. Don Britt, 429 West 14th, 8 p.m. CTiilpi^pJii^iiliiii 'H WESTERN CUT . . . fake crushed suede coat and pant separates in soft brown with white stitching and fake fur trim will be modeled by Mrs. Richard Kaegi, 2705 Tyler, at the North Hospital Auxiliary membcr- p !" iilliiillSiffiiiliiliiil; (News Photo by Linda Shipley) ship fashion show at 7:30 p.m. today in the Hutchinson National Bank and Trust Co. The front-zipped jacket and goucho style flare pants with button front are water repellent. Calendar Deadline In order for the notice of a meeting to appear in the Sunday Social Calendar, it must be reported to our office by noon on the Thursday preceding publication. To Run Stories After Wedding In keeping with the tradition that a bride should not be seen in her wedding dress before the ceremony, The News will not publish Sunday weddings with oiftures until the week following the wedding. Friday and Saturday weddings will be printed in the Sunday section on the weekend .hey take place. Wedding stories that reach our office over five days after the ceremony will be printed without pictures. love is... . . . waiting up to see he comes home safely. Cap„:^tl IM1 IOS ANGEltS TIME* "Call Doug for a Clejan Rug" Phone 663-2538 Adv. The burning itch and pain caused by infection and inflammation in hemorrhoidal tissues can cause much suffering. But there is an exclusive formulation that in many cases gives prompt relief for hours from this itch and pain so that the sufferer is more comfortable again. It also actually helps shrink swelling of hemorrhoidal tissues caused by inflammation and infection. 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Maple syrup is a typical American product. The American Indian residing in the area known today as New England was the first to draw out the secret of the maple tree. The Indians slashed the trees, caught the "sweetwater" as they called it, and then boiled it down in iron cauldrons over an open fire. The early settlers learned of the value of the maple tree from the Indians. They were taught how to use the sap of the maple and produce syrup. The New England farmers further developed skills in tapping the trees and boiling the sap to produce syrup and other maple products. The syrup-producing maple is known as the hard or rock maple. It is a stately tree growing from 75 to 120 feet. It has a gray bark and dark green leaves. The maple sap starts to flow in the late winter and continues for about six weeks. It takes 40 gallons of sap to produce one gallon of syrup which would be the output of four trees in the season. The maple farmer taps the trees and lets the sap flow into buckets or inserts plastic tubing to the cut in the tree and conveys the sweet sap to the sugar house. Here it is boiled down to syrup, maple cream and to maple sugar. Next Monday this column will be conducted by Bill Elliott of The Elliott Mortuary.
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