The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on October 12, 1996 · Page 18
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 18

Salina, Kansas
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Saturday, October 12, 1996
Page 18
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B8 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1996 Fun Dilbent fATEOJ. EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR .WHEIN I'tt IN ft 6AD ^000,1 LIKE TO THINK OF WAYS TO HUMILIATE THE EMPLOYEES. HJV\...HOUJ ABOUT EMPLOYEE RECOGNITION" PROGRAM LJITH A THOROUGHLY WORTHLESS' AWARD. Peanuts IT'S POCKET LINT FROfA A VICE PRESIDENT'S TROUSERS. HE WAS WEARING THE/n ON THE DAY HE LEfT FOR A BETTER JOB. Beetle Bailey YOUR POCT0R TC3LP YOU TO EAT MORE VEGETABLES FOR YOUR Pier •z YEAH, HE SAIP I'P ENJOy THEM IF THEY WERE PREPAREP PROPERLY WITH WHIPPEP CREAM AMP CHOCOLATE SAUCE, THESE PEAS AREN'T HALF BAP Hi and Lois THE A^UAL " TOUR ANPEAPCV TO WATcht T/-/E /OPS BL/r Born Loser CHrVELte. EUFFIWG 15 CONMMG TO BM .ti\ TMC.IN6 YOU OUT, 50M! WRY ? B6CA4J56 K6 HOIKED OFF YOU HIS LK>T For Better or For Worse TO SCHOOL OMTHNT! IV£ V IK SUK£ I CAN HOLD WrATOrX TRIPLE! WetL.THflNI<SFciR-[He . YoOR TeflCHEK flNV- MORE FteRHflp6 We Garfield TI/V\£ TO CHECK THE OLP MAILBA&, GARFI&LP VOU /\L60 HAVE NO LIFE ETTU, CV0ER- 6PACE? Picktes Jumble BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these lour Jumbles, one lettBr to each square, to form lour ordinary words. RORYS ^ "N \. J f ^\ ^ J 01996 Tnbuni M*Ji Strvtcif toe flighll Riii Rex Morgan, M.D. WHATS THIS.KEX? m OPgfJ ir,,.TAK£ A LOOK/ Houses... irfe -n BOOK OF \ 'i i THOUGHT you /MIGHT u<e. ^ HOUSES.' ^^Jffirrnl i SO/METHIWG to TH/WK /sour LURTY ,) COSHUR r > V. / ] LAIWHE f > 'v J ^""*N ^ j f > ^J f > ^ j WHEN HE THE POX OFFIC-E, THE AC.TOR Now arrange Ihe circled tellers lo lorm thfl surprise answer, as suggested by Ihe above carloon. THE J J J J (Answers Monday) Yesterday's I Jumbles: CAPON HUMID LAYOFF VERBAL I Answer: For a lifeguard this Isn't when It Is A DAY AT THE BEACH Cryptoquip R NRZIJY MZQWID IZAGS NJ YGQZXS WKNYJXM: "Z N K A G Q i; R M L Y G M .N J M C Z N D J C ," Yesterday's Cryptoquip: THOSE DRAGONS LIKE TO SLEEP DAYS; THEY I'REFER TO FIGHT KNIGHTS. Today's Cryptoquip clue: Q equals M The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals 0, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. The Lockhorns "SURE, I'LL ZIP YOU UP .. UET ME GET THE PLIERS,' Family Circus IO-I2. C18M Bii KMIW, inc Ditl by Cowtci SynO. Inc ^^^fmm^fl^^^ "If you blow out all the candles, do you get your prayers answered?" THE SALINA JOURNAL Crossword ACROSS Byron 1 Scf. course 38 Bumped 5 Talk like into an ass 9 Corse- 48 — Khan 49 California town 50 Billy of rock 51 Nothing 52 Arab potentate 53 Farming: prefix 39 One of the Gospels tiere's ware 42 Prune 12 Jeans 44 Rope fiber maker Strauss 13 Hold the scepter 14 Fabulous flyer 15 Saharan 16 Some sushi 17 "A Chorus Line" song 54 Akins or 18 Gangster's Caldwell gal 55 DNA 19 Commotion passenger 20 Autocrat 56 Requisite 21 Feed-bag tidbit 23 Actress Thurman 25 Despicable person 28 Lethargic 32 Skater's figure .33 Phantom's bailiwick 34 Texas A&M team 36 Grammarian's concerns 37 Daughter of Lord BY EUGENE SHEFFEtf DOWN Romanian, 1 Silent one mountain ; : 2 Long range " lunch? 22 Played 3 Satan's charades ; specialty 24 Bullwinkle ; 4 Scott's for one -i 'The Heart 25 "Isn't it [ of —" rich? Are j 5 Inspiration — pair?" i 6 Wished 26 Predeter- | undone mine 7 No-holds- 27 Eventual barred egret 8 Absolutely 29 With 49 9 Tito's other name 10 Columnist Barrett 11 Maple genus 20 Czech- Solution time: 27 mins. Yesterday's answer 10-12 Down, parti of a pirate I costume ;.' 30 Wrath • 31 "- ! Kapital" ' 35 She danced to get a head- 36 He may call out 39 Satchmo's style 40 Medley 41 Over- publicize 43 Valhalla VIP 45 Advantage 46 "Mondo Cane" theme 47 Trudge 49 See 29 , Down I r 10 11 STUMPED?^ 46 47 > For answers to today's crossword, call 1-900-454-6873 (99 cents a minute) on touch-tone or rotary phones. You must be 18 or older. A King Features Service. Bggy 01996. Bogy »nd FramcM. IncjOiic. by Univtnii Pr«n Sy«lc«»^^^^^S ...eecAuse one -iNiwe. House. KNOWS KOWTO Opl CAN OPQNeR l» i'/AiN REALUV/ LAMS CHOPS IN THE MIPPLE OF THE NI&HTfj PASWOOP / VJHERB ARE VOU?' BUT, HON6Y/ POM'T VOU WANT TO HEAR My SIPE OF IT FIRST? THERE flRE TWO WORDS TD DESCRIBE F/)LL FflSHIDAi'. LONfr LON& flMD LEAN JACKETS ! LON& /WO LEflN P/1NT& f LON& flNO LEflM SKIRTftf LOM&/1NO LE/1A) CMTS? THERE flRE TWO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE fltfER/l&E FEfflflLE SHOPPER :SHORT AND S01WTW. Sylvia IT'S 60IN& TO BE /) LOMfr WINTER. /)MD EXTRE/HELV LEflN. ; cfU^ you NeeP T o ..'• "' •• t^.»

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