The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 15, 2001 · Page 14
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Salina, Kansas
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B B6 SUNDAY, APRIL 15, 2001 THE SALINA JOURNAL Horoscopes By Joyce Jillson Creators Syndicate Inc. • ARIES (March 21-April 19). Careful attention to your home will save limitless time and money later. A sudden decision is likely to locl< itself into a long-tenn consequence, so think before taking action. An individual's effort to show love may feel smothering to you. •TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Be careful when operating power tools and when traveling abroad. Look for a chance to make your point with one whose support you need. Rumors will reach your ears before the actual facts do. This time, the rumors are true. • GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Sources of income will reveal themselves in odd corners of your life, and an older person may offer a big moneymaking opportunity. You're reminded of the values you were taught during your childhood years. Stress their importance now. • CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your special sense of humor will lead the way for others who strive to acquire the wit that you naturally possess. Release old obsessions, and you'll receive unexpected benefits. IVlake your home-security system more foolproof. • LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Sometimes the smartest thing to do is nothing. Selling some of your old home furnishings will generate enough money to buy yourself new appliances. Don't settle for less when it comes to improving your career. An old secret will be exposed. • TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (April 15). You're determined and better able to follow a project through to the end. A very important project is in the works right now. In fact, the whole year ahead is shaped by a few key choices that you'll make within the next six weeks. A friendly relationship will very soon turn into a romance. The summer will bring a relationship of extreme depth and power Your lucky numbers are: 1,5, 7,13 and 21. • VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Deploy healing skills in a group by voicing positive criticism. You see what others cannot, but gently give them the truth. Rest up tonight, because the week ahead calls for making a big decision. Another Virgo is involved, • LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The temptation to be cynical is hazardous. It seems like a small thing, but positive thoughts that reflect your highest values are key in overcoming adversities in your present situation. A Gemini is a beneficial influence and a lot of fun, too, • SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Despite your efforts to get along with everyone, demands from near and far are wearing you down. In romance, it may be time to meet your partner's family. You'll be cheered on by your friends and new acquaintances. • SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You're ail charged up and have plenty of places to go. The great outdoors is in need of your company, and adventure will find you, even if you stay indoors. Don't forget to let loved ones know you're leaving. Keep them posted. • CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You are being pulled in different directions regarding your priorities at work. The purchase of a home or other large undertaking may be on your agenda. Relax and get as much rest as possible. Expert advice will help. • AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). A connection between the past and present is very clear and magic- inspiring. You'll receive a paycheck for loyalty you gave freely Make a wishi Affirming your heart's desires will keep you balanced; and besides, angels may be listening, • PISCES (Feb. IS-March 20). Be proud of the improvements you've made in areas that were difficult for you. Treat yourself to a short getaway Luck is waiting in new places. You may be introduced by a family member to someone very attractive. You'll hit it offi Salina forecast Today ~ High: 67 Low: 35 Becoming mostly sunny. North wind 10 to 20 mph. Tonigiit, partly cloudy. 8:07 p.m. 6:53 a.m. Today's Sunset Tomorrow's Sunrise Monday High: 57 Low: 34 Partly cloudy In the evening, mostly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers. Tuesday High: 56 Low: 35 Partly cloudy Wednesday High: 65 Low: 36 Partly cloudy Thursday High: 73 Low: 40 Partly cloudy Salina data * Source; Salina Journal Weather Station TEMPERATURES Yesterday Normal Record / Year High 69 69 91 /1896 Low 41 42 22/1928 • High artd low to 9 p.m. PRECIPITATION Saturday (to 9 p.m.) 0.45 Friday (24 hours) 0.00 April to date 2.41 Average April 2.76 Year to date 8.06 Average year through Apr. 6.68 Average year 30.43 T ADVICE Colby OA-zai COLO, o Salina 67°/35 Liberal 69°/36° Wichita 68°/38° OKLA. 0. Sunny PI, Cloudy Cloudy Showers T-stomis Rain Flurries. Snow Ice ©2001 AccuWeather Inc. U.S. today WARM STATIONARY ® 2001 AccuWeather, Inc. Pressure: _ ® Q I High Low Showers Rain T-«torrtn Flurrlea Snow m m m m m Ice Sunny Pt. Cloudy Cloudy Kansas data U.S. forecasts HI LO PREC HI LO OTLK HI LO OTLK Chanute 77 S3 Albuquerque 77 43 CIr Miami Beach 88 72 PCIdy Colfeyvllle 76 49. Anchorage 45 30 CIdy Mpis-StPaul 56 43 CIdy Concordia 69 39 .24 Atlanta 76 63 Rain New Orleans 87 72 PCIdy Dodne City 76 42 Baltimore 63 49 Rain New York City 63 47 PCIdy Emporia 77 46 Boston 58 35 Cir Oklahoma City 74 60 PCIdy Garden City 72 38 Charlotte.N.C. 72 55 Rain Omaha 61 43 PCIdy Goodland 69 29 Chicago S6 45 CIdy Orlando 89 68 PCIdy Hill City 69 34 Dallas-Ft Worth 83 70 PCIdy Philadelphia 62 46 . Rain Hutchinson 76 39 .02 Denver 58 32 CIr Phoenix 88 59 CIr Lawrence 76 48 .44 Honolulu 70 83 Cir St Louis 69 57 PCIdy Manhattan 7Z 38 .46 Houston 89 72 PCIdy San Diego 67 53 CIr Russell 66 39 Kansas City 67 51 PCIdy San Francisco 62 45 Cir Topeka 75 43 .74 Las Vegas 82 52 CIr Seattle 60 37 PCIdy Wichita 74 SO Los Angeles 71 51 CIr Washinqton.D.C, 63 49 Rain KANSAS ROAD CONDITIONS HOTLINE 1-800-585-7623 Provided by the Kansas Highway Patrol NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WEB SITE weather warnings, forecasts, radar People By The Associated Press Ensemble cast includes Whoopi LOS ANGELES — She's not the star of "Kingdom Come," but Whoopi Goldberg says she's happy to be part of the comedy's large ensemble cast. The new movie focuses on a group of antagonistic relatives at a funeral. Goldberg plays ma- nacnr- triarch Raynelle Slocumb, who bULUBtHfa ig widowed when her surly husband drops dead. The film features LL Cool J as Goldberg's eldest son. or blue eyes still tops in Britain LONDON — Frank Sinatra has beaten Elvis Presley in a poll of the 20th century's greatest voices, the British Broadcasting Corp. said Saturday Sinatra topped the list of the 100 voices of the century, compiled by BBC Radio 2 using a va- QINATRA "^^^ °^ ^^^^ including votes by SINATRA listeners and a panel of singers. Presley came in second and Nat "King" Cole was third. Fourth and fifth spots went to jazz great Ella Fitzgerald and crooner Bing Crosby The full Top 10:1. Frank Sinatra; 2. Elvis Presley; 3. Nat "King" Cole; 4. EUa Fitzgerald; 5. Bing Crosby; 6. John Lennon; 7. Aretha Franklin; 8. Billie Holiday; 9. Barbra Streisand, and 10. Freddie Mercury Moviemaker gives theater new life NAPA, Calif. — Francis Ford Coppola is teaming up with other investors to restore the Uptown Theater to a single-screen movie house for fUms and live entertainment. The Uptown wUl return to its art deco glory with a cafe and possibly a restaurant, said Coppola, an in- ys *»poi-|| . vestor and the artistic director. COPPOLA The Uptown, which had been carved into four theaters in recent decades, will be restored to its original 1937 design, with some 900 seats, a big screen and state-of-the-art sound. Grant likes to fight like a coward LOS ANGELES — There's nothing macho about the fight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in "Bridget Jones's Diary" "I've been trying to do that for years," he told reporters. "To fight like two middle-class educated Englishmen would fight, which I've always maintained would be girly Cowardly With squealing." He said co-star Renee Zellweger GRANT at first had trouble with the British accent. "There was a very brief phase when she sounded very slightly as though she'd had a stroke and everything was slightly slurred. ... Two weeks before we started shooting, it came perfectly into focus." Taxpayer says to IRS: Take my children, please Dear Ann Landers: I found this on the Internet and thought you might want to print it on Income Tax Day. It is a letter allegedly from a tax- ^ payer to the IRS. — John Dear John: Thank you for thinking of me. Several other Income Tax Day letters came across my desk but were unusable because of the profanity and harsh language. The IRS is not popular, to put it politely. I have no idea who wrote the letter you sent, but it is perfect for lifting the spirits of my readers today Here it is: Dear Sirs: I am respond- ^ ing to your letter denying my deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my federal tax return. Thank you. I have questioned for years whether or not these are my children. They are ill-behaved and ANN LANDERS Creators Syndicate Inc. expensive. I am happy to give them to you. Please do not reassign them to me next year and reinstate the deduction. Since they are no longer my responsibility, it is only fair that the government know something about them. The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. If you don't believe me, just ask her. I suggest you put her to work in your office, where she can answer people's questions about their returns. While she has no formal training, it has not hampered her mastery of any subject. Next year she is going to college. 1 think it is wonderful that you will now be responsible for that little expense. Kristen also has a boyfriend. You will like him a lot. Her mother and I have occasionally reminded her of the virtues of abstinence, or at the very least, safe sex. This is always uncomfortable, and I am quite relieved that you wiU be handling these discussions in the future. Patrick is 14.1 have had my suspicions about him. His eyes are a little closer to­ gether than those of normal people. He may be a tax examiner himself one day if he is not incarcerated first. His hair is purple, and he is sitting out a few days of school after instigating a food fight in the cafeteria. I have taken the liberty of filing your phone number with the principal for future use. Do NOT leave him or his friends unsupervised with girls, explosives, inflammables, inflatables or telephones. They find telephones a source of unimaginable amusement. Be sure to lock out the 900 numbers. Please let me know if you would like him delivered to the local IRS branch or the main office. Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp and appeared as if by magic. She is 10, going on 21, wears tie-dyed clothes, beads and sandals. I know you will be raising my taxes to help offset the pinch of her remedial reading courses. It is quite obvious that we were terrible parents (ask the other two), because Heather cannot speak English. She has a curious style of expression — a cross between valley gkl, yuppie talk and political double-speak. The school sends her to a speech pathologist who has taught her to roU her "r"s. This has added a refreshing Hispanic-Irish touch to her speech. Heather wears her hat backwards, likes baggy pants and wants her ear pierced four more times. She has a fascination with tattoos that worries me. Since you have denied two of the three exemptions, it is only fair that you get to pick which two. I prefer that you take Patrick and Heather. I still will go bankrupt with Kristen's coUege tuition, but then I am free. If you take the two older children, I will have time for intensive counseling before Heather becomes a teen-ager. If you decide to take the two girls, I wUl not object, since I can put Patrick in a military academy Please let me know of your decision as soon as possible. Yours Truly — Bob Write to Ann Landers at P.O. Box 11562, Chicago, IL 60611. TV TONIGHT 4/15/01 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 QPBS, B.H.-Hays Jubilee Concert 25486 Ballyklssangel 26115 Masterpiece Theatre 87738 Crown 15196 Q)TNN Outdoor World Grigsby Championship Bull Riding: Ty Murray 538221 Bill Dance Out Crank 577950 Car 553370 B NBC, Wichita Dateline 2825 Movie * * * "r lary, Mother of Jesus" (1999) (CO) 2689 News 72844 Edition 81592 @Com. Central Movie "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" (1993) 2537573 Man Show Strip Mall South 6964573 Bush 697322:1 OFOX.WIc-Sal. Simpsons Maicoim-Mld. Simpsons Malcolm-Mid. Movie "What's Love Got to Do With it" (1993) 50776 Bi Nickelodeon Caitlln 304950 Nick News DIff.SUokes Facts of Life 3sCo 824399 3sCo 416365 All In Family All In Family BWB, Wichita Foxx35318 PJs 67405 Harvey 11738 Oblongs NIkkl 55757 Love 72793 Sports 91134 X-Team //fa54 @ESPN Major League Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. (Uve (00)877863 Sportscenler(( ;C) 916844 B Access 6, Sal. Movie "His Girl Friday" (1940) e 894973 Agricultural Movie "My Favorite Brunette" (1947) 63134 Flyers 93252 S|ESPN2 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Western Conference Quarter. Game 3 - Stars at Oilers 6760202 NHL 7247370 Stanley Cup BWGN Andromeda 461825 Earth: Final Conflict 470573 News 2109486 1 Instant Replay 1 Heat of Night 460196 EQ Family Chan. Movie ** "Dennis the Menace" (1993) 704221 Movie *** "Blazing Saddles '(1974)813318 BPBS,Wlc.-Hut. Diary of a City Priest 95221 Nature 71641 Masterpiece Theatre 58202 Jewish 82030 ED TNT Movie * * * * "The Untouchables" (1987) Kevin Costner. 253689 Movie "Last Man Standing" (1996) 799405 B ABC, Kan. City Movie "Miracle Maker" Cont'd Be a Millionaire 17009 Practice 20573 News 1715991 Seinfeld GB Cart. Network BestWe Got 2778234 BestWe Got 5014486 ToonHeads ToonHeads Fllntstones Scooby fQ ABC, Wichita Movie "Miracle Maker" Cont'd Be a Millionaire 24757 Practice 37221 News 1660950 Seinfeld GBsci Fl Crossing Over 1444554 Movie "NIghtscream" (1997), Teri Garr 1464318 Exposure 1443 B25 19 CBS, Wichita Touched by an Angel 33405 Movie * * "Deep impact" (1998) Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni. (CO) 956196 News 6135196 EDAP Jeft Convin Experience 66399 Crocodile Hunter 75047 Big Adventure Shark 94757 Jeff Corwin Experience 58370 fS CBS, Topeka Touched by an Angel 55641 Movie **"De sp Impact" (1998) Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni. (CO) 594370 News GS Lifetime Movie "Breaking Thr." Cont'd Division 816405 Any Day Now 896641 Strong Medicine 806028 iQ Encore Movie •* "American Pie" (1999) 6029863 Movie *-k-k"h Madonna: Truth or Dare" (1991) 65565399 17101793 EBUSA Movie Cont'd Movie • • *»"Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989) (CC) 638776 Uw 4 Order 187370 fS Showtime Movie "By Dawn's Early Light" 5213486 Extras-Croc Queer as Folk 3890405 Chris isaak Soul Food GIDCNBC National Geogiiaphic Explorer 1083196 iTim Russert 1741486 ' National Geo. 6343660 fQHBO Movie "3 to Tango" Cont'd Sopranos 935979 Question of Miracles 6054009 "Where Heart Is" 13851399 Bl Encore Plus Wind at My Back 902641 "Bless the Beasts and Children" 6514283 Movie'The Chi llengers" (1990) 72981370 IBCInemax Movie **H "First Knight" (1995) Sean Connery. Cont'd Movie "Proximity" (2000), Rob Lowe 179486 5281202 @TLC Junkyard Wars 764399 Junkyard Wars 773047 Junkyard Wats 753283 Junkyard Wars 756370 fnistani Movie •* "The Astronaut's Wife" (1999) (CO) 1003950 Movie "Final Destination" (2000) 9757660 64589863 ES Fox Sports Boxing: Ladd vs. Leija 4774B6 Beyond the Glory (N) 478115 NASCAR Victory Lane 498979 Sports 115134 News 595776 @ Discovery Jesus: The Complete Story (N) 491467 FBI Files 556486 @A&E Movie "Horatio Hornblower: Retribution" (2001) (CO) 528863 Movie "Horatio Hornblower: Re Irlbutlon" (2001) (00) 561318 CNN Tonight People 733573 Larry King Live 119979 Perspectives 1! 19115 Sports 908950 N6A9B4370 SBET Haden 863134 PBld5B8931 Lead Story Bobby Jones Gospel 632047 Feed 542399 Creflo 829950 Thompson @WTBS Movie *» "The Postman" (199/) Kevin uostner, will Ha«on. Cont'd Movie "The Postman" (1997) 28338660 EE)Unlvlslon La Hora Pico DIseAador Cero 63738 Humor Es Primer Impacto 68757 Fuera 51554 NotlcleroUnlv. Movie **i"Buiworth"(199B) warren Beatty, Halle Berry. 1284047 Son of-Beach Movie "Bulworth" 2099028 EBAMC Movie ***"TheRobe"(1953 Richard Burton. 4568671 Behlnd-Screen Movie "The Egy ptlan"(1954)(0 0)4719660 Ql Odyssey Medicine Woman 6030973 Movie •** "Miss Rose White (laai!) B9353Z9 Americal ISunday Dinner Disney Totally Hoops 1387592 Movie "Hounded" (2001) (00) 6913028 California Adventure 88019931 Hoops 579738 B^MTV Fear 892825 Downloaded Andy Dick Jackass Jackass WWF Heat 891196 @EI High Rollers 663221 True Hollywood Story 649641 Wild On 669405 Stem 469592 Stem 445912 CHANNELS NOT LISTED: mPrevue, IQ Education Access, ^Government Access, B @VH-1, EBFttTVI, EB Court TV, ^MSNBC, ggHome & Garden, S)Knowledge TV, W Weather Channel, SI Headline News, Q ^ox News, BQThe Food Network, CQAme Home Shopping Network, fflQVC. SjTCI FYI, SICSPAN2, ffiCountrv MuslTSte rica's Jewelry Store. EJCSPAN, Q-QPay Per View, raPlaybov ^ Music Tele vision,

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