The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on October 1, 1996 · Page 16
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 16

Salina, Kansas
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Tuesday, October 1, 1996
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B8 TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1996 Fun THE SALINA JOURNAL Gilbert Jumble Crossword tOEU- BE HAVING AN 150 9000 AUDIT SOON. THEY'LL CHECK TO SEE IF U)E FOLLOW OUR OCON DOCUMENTED PROCEDURES FOR EVERYTHING WE DO. I'VE DIVIDED OUR PREPARATION TASKS INTO TLOO GROUPS: UNETHICAL AMD UNPRODUCTIVE. I'LL TRMN OUR DEPARTMENT TO LIE TO THE AUDITOR. VOU CAN DOCUMENT OUR INANE PROCEDURES. DID UNETHICAL LAST TlrAE Peanuts THERE'S NO WAV UUE CAN WIN THIS LAST SAME WITH LUCY OUT THERE IN R16HT FIELD.. I TOLP MER SHE SHOULD 60 OUT THERE AND WARM UP.. 10-1 OOMAT 5 5ME DOIN6? Beetle Bailey you POIFVOU FALL OVER YOU PONT GET A BIS HOSE IN ONE PAV FROM DRINKING BEER HOW PIP YOUR NOSE SET &O BIS? Hi and Lois 'r YOU COFFEE BEFORE YoU MAKE MY LUNCH ? Born Loser WHAT'S VKONGJKOKNY ITS GLNttS... To 5H£'S60TTH£ ) / 30yj WOK56...SH6 For Better or For Worse SHa\/tHS YOUR HEAD GIVES YOU FREEPoM,LlZ IT ONES you TPiKE AWftV THE HctLy\AJtoP IMAGE . To BE WITH ME j ITS BECftUSE THEY WBNTTO gs WITH ME I ME.THE SPIRIT? i -Me,TtHE I WHOLE! Garfield Pickles OPAL? UERE, ftOT CAKi HER. Rex Morgan, M.D. BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these tour Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words. All done, ma'am THE INSTALLER''?. •5-HOPPV WORK GOT HIM TH/5-. Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. ON ^ j ^ Jt^ j ^ ^^ ~A*~ j THE ^ \A^ ^. <A^ -f^y <A^ j Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: LYRIC ALIVE BABIED INFECT Answer: This happened to the eye doctor who was following too close - HE WAS NEAR "CITED" Cryptoquip K G A Z !• B 1 I G , B K 1 ; Z N Y R G AFGYZEZBO ZY TOIG B PNG P T li . Yesterday's Cryptoquip: WOULD AN INSANE BLACKBIRD EVER BE KNOWN AS A TRUE RAVEN LUNATIC? Today's Cryptoquip clue: P equals D The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal 0 throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. The Lockhorns wmhooslwaol com "YOU HAD A 4.0 IN COLLEGE? WHAT WAS THAT ... YOUR BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL?" Family Circus 10-1 O 1B9C Bil Koin«. inc Dili by Cowtai Syna. Inc "Next time buy a coloring book of flowers, Mommy. Animals don't u^o a!! the crayons." Blondie BY EUGENE SHEFFER ACROSS 1 Bound bundle 5 Platonic P 8 Radio faddists 12 Latin love 13 A billion years 14 OPEC member 15 New York City 17 Caron role 18 Mag. staffers 19 Tarzan portrayer Ron 20 Sequence 21 Noncleric 22 Payable 23 Seinfeld's field 26 Prolonged attack 30"— Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" 31 Adhesive 32 —arms (inoignant) 33 Wealthy 35 Pay out 36 Battering device 37 Clear the tables 38 Slight flavor 41 Alai preceder 42 Actor Tony 45 Director Werl- muller 46 1962 Coleman- Leigh musical 48 Andy's pal 49 "Hail," to Caesar 50 Low-pH 51 Seven Dwarfs' workplace 52 Deletes 53 Kitchen array DOWN 1 Motion "pig-lure"? 2 Surrounded by 3 Cabin components 4 Geology period 5 Answer 6 Sacred 7 Indivisible 8 Superiors 9 Met melody 10 Star followers 11 Tiny pc. of an acre 16Bartlett, e.g. 20 Mongrel 21 Small- letter type Solution time: 27 mins. Yesterday's answer 1 12 15 18 2 10-1 22 Block up 23 Yon bloke 24 Troops' troupes: abbr. 25 Beatnik's expletive 26 "Married... With Children" role 27 Mimic 28 Card- table call 29 Remnant 31 Prized possession 34 Run up the phone bill 35 Be appropriate 37 "Psycho" psycho 38 Bridge coup 39 Actress Rogers 40 Unsigned: abbr. 41 Swing music 42 Erie's style 43 Skip 44 Becomes one 46 Negligent 47 Once around OTI IIV /IDCnV) ^ or answers *° today's crossword, call O I Ul Vll OJ f 1-900-454-6873 (99 cents a minute) on touch-tone or rotary phones. You must be 18 or older. A King Features Service. ONe Nice. THING) ASOUTLWiNIGAlPNe is THAT^OU DONT PAMiC \NHetsWOG RON lMt Zlggif and FrlsnOj. Inc /Dill. b» Uni»en«l Prejs S(nOit«» WHAT'S SOIN6 I'M TAKIN6 SOME COOKIES AND MILK UP WITH ME AND WHAT ARE XA PEANUT BUTTER VOU TAKING UP >r AND JELLY jo BED ? (SANDWICH I WONDER WHERE KIDS SET THE NOTION THEY NEEP TO EAT SOMETHINS AT BEDTIME ? Cathy HI, CflTHS. IT'5 NflTHflN. rm SO SORIW I SPENT THE EUENIN& ON THE INTERNET WHEN I W/IS flT VOUR HOUSE. INEXCU5fl6LE! THERE'S SO mOGH I WflNT TO SHflRE WITH VOU, flNO I JU5T SflT THERE WfllTINfr FOR WEBSITES TO DOWNLOAD.' PLEASE LET WE MAKE IT UP TO VOU ! PLEftSE COfflE TO mv HOWE AND 6ET TO KNOW THE REAL ME ! I HAVE AN ISDN LINE THAT'S FIVE TINES FASTER THAN VOUR E«.8 MOOE/M AND A WAY HOTTER BROWSER f YOU WON'T BELIEUE HOW) FAST I CAN RIP THROUGH CYBER&PACe !'. ANOTHER PERFECT FIRST THREE-FOURTHS Of A CONVERSATION... Sylvia RIGHT/ I'M GOING TO WOK< OUT RIGHT MOW/ OF /HOWE/ IW THIS- BETTER GST WITH \T< _„/,! HAVE TO RUN.,. m BE MTE FOK MY ' CLASS.' WHY PON'T you LET MB FIX US A LITTLE SHACK BEFORE you GO/

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