The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 11, 2001 · Page 14
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 14

Salina, Kansas
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Wednesday, April 11, 2001
Page 14
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B6 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 2001 THE SAUNA JOURNAL OVR OIL WELLS IN THE ELBONIAN LJILD- LIFE PRESERVE HAVE CAUSED THE EXTINCTION OF SEVEN 1^ LUCKILY, THEY WERE USELESS SPECIES WHO DID NOTHING BUT EAT AND GRUNT. BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these (our Jumbles, BY EUGENE SHEFFER one letterlo each square, lo form four ordinary words. ELCHE 02001 TrIiuM MKii SovlcM. Inc. AIIRJaWtHiMivid. LIXEE m DANUBE NHATARWAVC \ mmmm? WHAT wwwjunibto.cofli SLOIPH Now arrange the clrcledjetteis to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. Ans:rni "fYl" rTTTTT A ,^ K A / K A A A A A Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: APRON CYCLE ESTATE ERI^INE Answer: What one out of ten cows Is — TEN PERCENT Cryptoqulp Baby Blues I For Better or For Hbrse OB'Q DXB HCSL EUSI BX UHXOI BEC ISUAB. UKK LXT DCCI OQ U KULCS XA ODQTKUBOXD.. Yesterday's Cryptoqulp: YOU WOULD ASSUME THAT A MOUNTAIN DWELLER ALWAYS ORDERS COCKTAILS ON THE ROCKS. Today's Cryptoqulp Clue: 0 equals I The Cryptoqulp Is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal 0 throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution Is by trial and error. ACROSS 1 Deeply absolved 5 Wilbur of "Charlotte's Web" 8 Swindle 12 Not- many words 13 Every last crumb 14 Caffeine- rich nut 15 Elvis of rock 17 Baseball family name 18 Range 19 Was up 21 Russian spacecraft 22 Eastern leader 23 Regis' employer 26 "Cock-a- doodle-!" 28 Unsuitable 31 Chanteuse Edith 33 Bankroll 35 Rodents doit 36 Emulates Roper 38 G-man 40 "Foucault's Pendulum" author 41 The best— schemes 43 Cauldron 45 Billow out 47 Colorado city 51 Arena for bowling 52 Jose of opera 54 "— your disposal" 55 Autumnal abbr. 56 Shirt statistic 57 Picks up the check 58 Sycophant's reply 59 Serves the purpose DOWN 1 Side dish 2 As strong as — 3 Attention getter? 4 Clan emblem 5 Danner's daughter 6 Under the weather 7 Boston newspaper 8 Katarina Witt's sport 9 John of jazz 10 Medicinal plant Solution time: 21 mins. BDBB DQii mam SMS SSM SSEUHD WHMUMSUB BiSi'SSiM amm mm mm anm mamum Yastarday't antwar 4.^^ 11 Tennyson poem 16 Oklahoma city 20 "What Kind of Fool-?" 23 Equipment (Abbr.) 24 Story of a lifetime? 25 Cab of jazz 27 Lummox 29 Atl. counterpart 30 A quarter of eight? 32 Shows off 34 Goes 37 Family member 39 Sullen 42 Fake drake 44 Vogue 45 Radar screen dot 46 Tibetan ' monk 48 Sandwich' treat 49 Fight the clock 50 Inquires 53 Blackjack component . SPeNP*50,000 OUR WEI3PIM<S-, FoRTHosE cu\m, UOV COULD PUTfi\ POUJU- P/1VMENT ON PI HOOSe! ^ -1^ BUT THIS I© UJHAT SHE'S flLlAjflqS lAJflNTEDi AMP ©HES &B«\RIMe HO FEELINse EITHER, I SEE. The Lockhorns Garfield GARFieUC?, VOU NE£P TO PO SOME WORK -we CAN GO TO SIZZLER OR RED LOBSTER OR THE OLIVE GARDEN, OR WE CAN STAY HOME AND EAT BRAND X," Fantily Circus Ziggy "If we put jelly beans in the bird feeder, maybe peacocks will show up." ..PO irt)U ALIVAVS HAVE TO CHEW 'C ^/iRFiELp 'OLSr OF T^£ COMiCS PA^E jt. Blondie Born Loser BUMSTEAD/ HOW AWN/ TIMES PO you SUPPOSE YOU'VE ASKED FOR A RAISE WITHOUT ACTUALLY '(f'^CWUNDREPS SBTTMe ONE? Ke STILL eeuevEt) IN 5KHT\ CLNJ5, TK£ TOOTIA IH HlN\5eLe! Rex Morgan, M.D. you 6HOUUPNT HAVE COM£ HERE, PAP. me. MOMAN coulo wMt you FOR WHAT? I AINT PONE AN/WNff EXCEPT TRy TO <?ET My PAMILY BACK/ THAT WOWAN POISONEP you MAmr m, /WARIE...SHE'S THE ONE WHO 6H0UI.P BE ARRE6TEP/ PtPNT DO ANyiHINff OF THE KINP, you PIP THAT ALU BY yoURSELF, MR. MCBBIPEI NO STOCKS? NO 60NDS ? NO mUN\s ? NO GINM\e WAES? NO RENTALS? NO CflPlTflL OflltOS? MO CAPITftL LOSSES? NO DWIIOENDS? NO INTEREST ? MO DEPRECATION? NO ENTERTfllNmENfT? NO mEmSER &HlPS ? NO (VlOMINfr EXPENSE? NO DEPENDENTS? ' PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE fl MOmENT TO DISCUSS WOUR, FUTURE GOALS. I WANT TO X SimPUFW m LIFE. Sylvia Mt" 6RAMPA 5AV5 HE WORKEP HARP ALL HIS LIFE ...BUT NOT ANYMORE. TME ANP 6RAMMA MAVE^ MOVEP TO A RETIREMENT / V^COMMUN IT Y.^___^ HE 5AVS THE HARPE5T U)ORK HE P0E5 NOW IS REMOVINS THE STAPLES FROM THE NEWSLETTER.. • II'tMH ^^ Si;icr '*^Z'.? "waanHMB m s ^vi swt*i 'Ai S OON X sHe'i

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