The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 10, 2001 · Page 10
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 10

Salina, Kansas
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Tuesday, April 10, 2001
Page 10
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B4 TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 2001 THE SAUNA JOURNAL Dilbert Vf^ SAD TO REPORT THAT OUR OIL DRILLING HAS CAUSED THE EXTINCTION OF THE ELBONIAN UNICORN SAVE A SArAPLE OF THE ANirAAL'S DNA SO UJE CAN CLONE A NEU ONE. StS Baby Blues „.tvlOVJ5UXW0 /6 ^lMG eASY..,GOOP,GOOP„. SLoui (WfO .VoO'pe L OSING Voi /|2e6oiKJ60UT ^ipe I'M MOTSURC MNMMie ?f ALLV For Better or For Worse you TlUO UOOK tSOODi yCOHfl &mTIONI WJORKS, HOWi^BE imE U)E.DPIM<S- PLANS? IS EVERl/lHINkS- STILL ON FOR SEPTBM&eR FIFTEENTH? •U)eDDiMe."-lT& -RKEN ON A WHOLE NEW MEflNlNiS-. J PO WE PART" ISN'T J Garneld WHAT POeS HAPPEN IN ||6PRIN&riME5 /^''~N^^___y Pickles PCXKEf! A r? AIGLET ME. COfAE-lWREAU Blondie BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these four Jumbles, one lener to eacti square, to (orm lour ordinary words. NARPO D C2M1 Triuw MaiM S«rvlCM, Inc. Al HighH RMWwd. YELCC 17^ 2 D TEASTE xr^ —p^ — www.juniUe.con) MIENER n I, why Is that one black? WHAT ONE OUT OF TEN COWS 15. Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. >Hnsiver; "^r^v V V V i-fT^ Y Y Y J Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: PECAN TOKEN EXTANT IMPACT Answer: Preparing an annual return can do this — TAX PATIENCE Cryptoquip QED BEDXA ZGGDPV FSZF Z PEDOFZTO ABVXXVY ZXBZQG EYAVYG WEWHFZTXG EO FSV YEWHG. Yesterday's Cryptoquip: THE LONGTIME GEMSTONE CUTTER QUIT HER JOB, CLAIMING SHE'D BECOME QUITE JADED. Today's Cryptoquip Clue: G equals S The Ciyptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. The Lockhorns OaoO) W« HOEST EMIERPWSK, »*C. I> wmhoesioaot-com "THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS... WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED A COORT-APPOINTED MARRIAGE COONSEUOR." Family Circus (D2001 Bil Keane. Irtc. DijUbyKing FenlurosL, _ WWW.(am "If I ever have a daughter I'm not gonna name her April." Crossword BY EUGENE SHEFFER ACROSS 1 Oologist's topic 5 Sauce source 8 Settled a debt 12Chanteuse Laine 13"-got it!" 14 Provide incentive 15 Asia Minor ancients 17 Night light 18 Out of use (Abbr.) 19 Type of bum? 20 Frightening 21 Old man 22 Homer Simpson's expletive 23 Unfriendly 26 Curving inward 30 Stead 31Joke 32 In due time 33 Quantity produced 35 Throng 36 Rotation duration 37 Young fellow 38 Motion picture 41 That girl 42 Comical Carrey 45Turkish coin 46 Dante's love 48 Beyond control 49 Annoy 50 Reed instrument 51 Vanished 52 Stocking stuffer 53 Took off DOWN 1 Canyon comeback 2 Smooth- talking 3 Acquires 4 Toper 5 Don't slouch 6 It takes the cake 7 Certainly 8 Obsolescent ballot 9 Vicinity 10 Dr. Frankenstein's aide 11 Say it isn't so 16 Time — the essence" 20Trinity member 21 Dessert made in a loaf pan Solution time: 21 mins. [QDEilD DBIB BEIQQ BOIDDQ SBBCl BaSiH QDBEilllD lOllQQIlB HHS mum BDB BQIDig Yasterday's answer 4 -10 22Marma- duke is one 23 Ht. 24 Lucy of "Charlie's Angels" 25"—the fields we go" 26 Socks is one 27"Can I take that as-?" 28 Promise 29Tackle's teammate 31 Chap 34 Squirrels' hangout 35 Shopper's aid 37 Dripping 38 One of many at the U.N. 39Wheels of fortune? 40 Unyielding 41 Long lunch 42 Correspond 43 Representation 44 Converge 46 Morsel 47 Squabble Ziggy IS OVERPUE... /A /iff ATE: SELF-PESTRUCTSEQUEMCB, .TEH...NiNE...Bi6HT.. Born Loser T'O UKt TO TP( OWt Of YOUi£^ "WOULD YOU Litce K LMie 7 ""OK, NO, ^ UTILE WILL 66 JUST THAT WAS THE ^THAT WASN'T &EST BEEF STEW h, BEEF STEW IVE EVER HAD f ^- THAT WAS THE WORST ; I CLAM CHOW/PER IVE f \ Rex Morgan, M.B. ^BANPPA I'M 6aH& ro HAVE A CHEESEBURGER NOW,' WOULt? YOU LIKE ONE? Cathy M0U'\1E LOST 0OE16HT HflyeN'T SOU? SOU LOOK FflBULOUb I Hot*) ARE THE lOlFE fll ^D KIDS? TWS MUST BE SUCH A STRESSFUL TIIME! WHAT fl TOtlOER OF STRENCFTH SOU ARE! I HOPE VOU &ET ft mUGH- DESERVIED VflCm-|ON SOOM! 6EIN& NICE TO VOUR. flCCOliNTflMT mi NOT v^ET SOU Am BREAK.. I HMB SOME APVICE FOR you, SIR.. "7 I PONT NEED VOUR APVICE, MARCIE.. ITS VERV 600P APVICE.. oo\ Of yovHYe r«A ^iM^. yoo? iWci -loyoiir H OJ V AN^... •ft MA\ce^ A L*^ 0^ " SAN yoo^re N04- -tlONAL roLej... to become 'cAN'l iN-fhe A^ pry-

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