The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 9, 2001 · Page 18
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 18

Salina, Kansas
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Monday, April 9, 2001
Page 18
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BIO MONDAY, APRIL 9, 2001 THE SALINA JOURNAC in Il UE'VE DISCOVERED OIL IN THE ELBONIAN UILD- LIFE PRESERVE. DON'T IAJORRY ABOUT THE ENDANGERED SPECIES. OUR DRILLING UILL HAVE NO If^PACT. BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these (our Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form lour ordinary words. CNAEP O200I ^A>m kMia SafvlCM, Inc. KONET Zits NATTEX CK-CK-CK- WENEEPTD CHANSE 7HAT5TWICE HEIMLICHEP UHArsONS. ^—^ wvm,|uni)lt.ooni MACPIT It gets more complicated every year PREPARING AN ANNUAL RETURN CAN PO THIS. •in Now arrange the circled letters to Ibrm the surprise answer, as suggested t)y the above cartoon. Answer:] Saturday's (Answers Jumbles: OFTEN SNORT JOSTLE OPIATE Answer: II takes this to become a successful banker - LOTS OF INTEREST Cryptoqulp Baby Blues moi A TtoPlCALlSUtJO, Alt \ NoTeLefiAou6S,NoPr^ Cie^fJiMG... lt '4 JUST M6 Afjowe coco Mur TPees.., [7/ XRV CBYWXOPV WVPTXBYV K F X X V E A F 0 X R V E For Better or For Wdrse SOj^jlS 16 Ml/ NEuTi NBD, KCZOPOYW TRV'Q DVKBPV AFOXV NZQVQ. Saturday's Cryptoqulp: WHILE WORKING ON HIS CUSTOMERS. THE BARBER ALWAYS MAKES MANY CUTTING REMARKS. Today's Cryptoqulp Clue: F equals U The Cryptoqulp is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you thlnl< that X equals O, it wiil equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution Is by trial and error. loo< ME /^ UJHIL.ET& FINO rr THE RENTB IN THIS E.UR6-ARE. BEUTOLI f 1 LOVE THESE OLP HOUSES, TTO-THEi; HAVE SUCH ' CHARACTERl CHARACTER BElMS- ANOTHER WORD F0R»MOTHIh4<S- lA)OI?K'&» The Lockhorns WW* OARFieLP, IF VOU exERcisep vou'p HAVE MORE ENERG9 ANP THAT'S QiOOP "LEROY ALWAYS CHOOSES THE CHEAPER OF TW/O EVILS." Family Circus to J?D ITltW »^ CAM I, 4-9 OZOOI Bil Kama, Ir ^ "We get cotton from rabbits. They grow it on their tails." Born Loser BY EUGENE SHEFFER ACROSS 1 Tibetan beast 4 Petrol 7 Sail support 11 Not have — to stand on 13 "Utile Wonfien" woman 14 Thought 15 Paul Sorvino's daughter 16 Heavy weight 17 Wheedle 18 Divest 20 Erstwhile frosh 22 Fresh 24 A good loser? 28 Maine entree 32 Doughnut topping 33 Bedouin 34 Lousy 38 Emanation 37 Primary course of study 39 Forehead- related 41 Proclaimed noisily 43 Binge 44 Stench 46 He like Hammer 50 Birthright barterer 53 Move quickly 55 Humdinger 56 "Constant Craving" singer 57 Freudian subject 58Merte Haggard's From Muskogee" 59 Legend 60 Siesta 61 Turf DOWN 1 Sweet potatoes 2 Dismounted 3 Actress Deborah 4 Hood's weapon 5 Famous name? 6 Ecclesiastic council 7 Chapel ceiling painter 8 Fuss 9 Neptune's domain 10 Paycheck portion 12 "Blue Boy" painter 19 Favorite Solution time: 24 mins. Eiao ciniiiaiza DDB •••DID QSCliaDilB ^0130 OBQ EIDDBIDBCl ISJDHBG] HQCaS DBS QDIIIB] SQOCioii DoiBanc} BDEimaO BIDQDBB 21 Glutton ' 23 Symbol ' of Intrigue 25 Lacking slack 26 Pound of poetry 27 Authentic 28 Gentle animal 29 Exam format 30 Mexican peninsula 31 U.K. fliers 35 Basketball great, familiatty 38 Comedian Buttons 40 Beech tree 42 Flower shop order 45 Latvia's capital 47 Diving birds 48 Ad writer's award 49 Colored 50 Shade provider 51 Put into words 52 "Rubber tree planf mover 54 Burst Ziggy ...WiLLTHEOVMNEROFA WITH LICENSE PIATElM MOVE iT?-iT'S MAKiNa ' TACKY i° "-'L -^f^ Blondie HONEV/ ARE VOU POINS ANYTWINS IMPORTANT? MEAN BV THAT? I MEAN/ AN/THINS MORE M IMPORTANT THAN HELPING yOUR WIPE - ^ REARRANOE SOME FURNITURE TO MAKE HER HAPPy? HOW WKSTIAeHOfA,C 6NA£? Rex Morgan, IVI.O. /tuwe IS FasHreN0p WHBN SUB I^ARNS WIUIS TMctiep I E-FIUO m TAXES OM 3flNUflRV 1 so I COULD EflRrJ EXtKfl INTEREST ON /W EARLV REfUNbf I PULLED OUT OF HflSIVK? BEfORE THE Blfr NOSEDIVE, AND PUT m PROFITS IM RECESSION-PROOF mUNIs f I'VIE HAD AN OPEN BOX OF &IRL 6C0UT COOKIES IK) THE CAR FOR THREE WEEKS AND HAME ONLV EATEN FOUR COOKIES. 7 UFE IN Z001-. SO mANH SUPERSTARS. SO FEU) REAL HEROES, ^^--^---o—-— 0 0 0 0"lr |.|olDiM6i MA, If X PAY Foj^

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