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Fort Myers (Fla.) News-Press, June 29, 1972 KRAFT D-D-Q A Shasta Canned T1-0S Mi. 5 5 Limit 4 Empress mi 7 Rolls Lara Lynn mm. i 1 Limit 4 rolgcr's Plus Dep. A Al mm AVsf A LB. I 2 0z.

Twin Pkg. Marcal Toilet Argo Cut Green 303 Cans Kraft Mayonnaise Kraft Miracle IVhip Xll Miss FrashNA vy POTATO 7 sett. Limit 1 with '5 or more order Exd. Cig. 6 1 Mil EVERCANE SOVIET CHESS MASTER REPORTED IN ICELAND Boris Spassky, the world chess champion, is shown eating watermelon during break in a tennis game In the Soviet Union.

The Soviet chess master was reported to be in Reykjavik, Iceland, Tuesday awaiting the arrival of U.S. chess champion Bobby Fischer, and the start of their 24-game match for the world title on Sunday. Photo from Sovphoto. (AP Wirephoto) '7 I At Wit's End 'Shurffne I What Over-30 Group Did Before Sex Was Invented Salt 26 Ox. Box xf Ab.Bag the beach.

The Over 30 generation did not produce the Diary of A Mad Housewife. The mad housewife of my day didn't person to right to know. I shouldn't be at all surprised if someday nudity became so boring that you would have to put your clothes on to get noticed on waia meaai PEPPER II II have time to keep a diary. A II I A 1 Everybody's Doing Needlecraft I limit 1 with '5 or more order Exd. Cig.

PUREX Limit 1 766 1 1 lpr I i By ERMA BOMBECK One of my friends' daughter posed an interest- ing question the other day. She said, "What did all of you people over 30 do before 5 Dr. David Reuben invented It struck me that it has just been within the last 10 years that sex has become more complicated than an operation manual for a con- Crete mixer. We have be-come over-educated to the point that if we are not careful, sex will hold all the sus- pense and excitement of a festered hangnail. From a woman who wouldn't take off her gloves until she saw an engagement ring, I am here to tell you It's been quite an adjustment to see an era that produces a with fold out legs and a staple in his navel.

You can-f not possibly imagine what it is like to be over 30 and live a generation where there is no place for a vaccination to hide anymore. What did we do before sex was invented? To begin with, we laughed i a lot more, but at the time we didn't know it was called i sex. i v4'' We used our imagination. "When we read Kathleen Norris and she wrote, "The I fire in the fireplace flickered and died," we knew Brad and Helen weren't sitting I there picking lint out of the carpet. When we went to the mov-" les and Claudette Colbert and Clark Gable stared into each other's eyes over the Walls of Jericho, we didn't need visuals to tell us what went on when the screen went dark.

Those of us who were mar-Tied bungled our way through three or four children. We called it love. Sex as it is called today used to be a private, mysterious, intimate, exciting bit of life that was sparked by a touch of wickedness when wrapped in a brown wrapper. Folger's Instant Lipton Bag 1 0 -7 ft GAL. JUG 825 fiUi 1 r-7A Ml I i Miss Fresh INT 691 SHE'LL SWING INTO SPRING in smart separates ribbed top and pleated skirt to wear together or apart.

Easy to knit of sport yarn. Directions, sizes 2-12 included. 766 PRAIRIE QUEEN QUILT colonial charm for bedroom. Use scraps as pioneer women did no two blocks alike I Charts, patch patterns, directions singledouble. 825 A BIG SEASON FOR BELTS embroider butterfly beauty, make scroll style of leather or plastic; use beads, yarn for openwork belt.

Transfer, pat pieces, directions. SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS for each pattern add 25 cents for each pattern for Air Mail and Special Handling. Send to Laura Wheeler, Needlecraft Box 161, Old Chelsea Station, New York, N.Y. 10011. Print Pattern Number, Name, Address, Zip.

1972 Needlecraft Catalog Knit, crochet, embroider gifts, fashions, Free directions. 50 cents. A VY Sparky CHARCOAL Argo Sweet DRAC uk-i Shurfine Evap. a MM OIU Shurfresh Veg. at 2 Plastic Gal.

Gal. I Gal. I 13 $115 lills fa1 Treat Stems 'n Pieces hrooms 24-Oz. Gold Medal P'qC FlOUr 0 Bag Carnation Instant Broalrfast pV 2) Today, sex is frame ana open. I take no pride in being called sexy anymore, What Toothpaste is sexy.

Deodorant is sexy. So are lipstick, breath mints and shaving lotion. The other day I saw a commercial in which a throaty, husky voice said, "Try oranges. They're sensuous." (The last Apollo crew didn't think so when they got an earful.) In looking to the future I can only see crackers that are rapturous and bug spray that is erotic. I can look forward to movies that are comparable to Army training films and books that tell more about sex; than any WESTERN Santa Rosa Lb.

33 When Veu Sme! lust One (Sigareftk Light up. Inhale. Put your hand on your chest and feej your heart beat 25 extra times a minute. Read this article that tells you precisely what happens as soon as you light a cigarette. It may be just what you need to help you quiti One of 38 articles and features in "July Reader's Digest iiziTA rear imx til Crin 'TIL 8, Kl, SAT.

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