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Battle Creek Enquirer from Battle Creek, Michigan • Page 18

Battle Creek, Michigan
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maiJL can nmi i xy Draw dot and- Color- 3 i so -On 36 35 MPPC raper lricksw Say: "I bet you can't pull this paper napkin wnat to ao: Carefully roll the paper napkin as shown. When someone tries to pull it, he will find out how difficult it is. Q. How do you keep a dog from barking in the back seat? A. Put him in the front.

-Carlos Amaro, Marshall Q. Why does the elephant paint his toe nails all different colors? A. So he can hide in the package. Todd Baker, Battle Creek Q. Why are measles like a man behind homeplate? A.

Because they're both catching. Julie Coates, Battle Creek Q. Why did the bid lady put roller skates on her rocking chair? A. So she could rock 'n roll! Barbara Mahoney, Battle Creek Q. How is a baseball game like a pancake? A.

They both need a good batter! Julie Casterline, Battle Creek Q. What can you hold that you never touch? A. Your breath. Kim Rhodes, Battle Creek Say: "While blindfolded, I can tell you which piece of paper has the even number and which has the odd number." 2. I 5 1 -rhr What to do; Tear the paper as shown.

Notice that 4 pieces have 3 ragged edges, and 4 have 2 ragged edges. Write odd numbers on the blocks with 3 ragged edges. Write even numbers on blocks with 2 ragged edges. Now you can feel the difference while blindfolded. Do you know a Mini Joke? Send us one with your name and address and we'll send you a Mini Reader Button.

Duplicates will not be used. Send your Mini Jokes to: Mini Page, Enquirer and News, 155 West Van Buren Street, Battle Creek, Michigan 49016. i MPPC 1 i.

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