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PAGE SIX DAILY CLARION-LEDGER, JACKSON, WEDNESDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 2, 1936 Landon's Buffalo Speech An Elderly Expert Looks at the News MAN Ingrown Nail ABOUT As Reported by Mejicken Kif Focuret tysdiou. Inc. World oba tocto4 Henry L. Mencken's name is anathe NHAJTA MA ma to many Mississippians. He has Owned and Edited by R.

H. HENRY Fifty years from 1871 to 1921 Now Owned by M. and T. HEDERMAN I written so many distorted and discred-ible things about our state and people. Henry L.

Mencken is also "perhaps the most ardent, enthusiastic, and un T. M. HEDERMAN Editor and Publisher By GEORGE TUCKER restrained decrier of President Roose May Cause Trouble mproper Shoes and Neglect of Toes Can Result in Infection MEMBER OF IHE ASSOCIATED PRESS Beauty demands a heavy price of velt." The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited The Baltimore Sun, for which he taase wno possess it. The scrolls of Broadway are limp with the to it or otherwise not credited in this paper and writes regularly, is an independent pa rears of those who climbed dizzily also the local news published herein. on ine auure of their serauhlc faces per which has frequently and and lovely figures only to come tumbling back because of the condemned major phases of the New SUBSCRIPTION RATES All subscriptions due and payable to advance BY CARRIER BY MAIL Deal.

breaks" or because of some un- nappy contretemps. All these things considered, Missis Weekly 15 cents One month .50 cents Take the experience of that voun? sippians may be interested in Mencken's woman who used to be a star 10 years ago. I saw her yesterday In a Monthly 65 cents Three months 1.50 Three month 1.95 Six months. .2.75 Six months. .3.90 One Yea ..5.00 One Year ...7.80 Sunday Only 2.00 On R.

D. Routes In Mississippi $4.00 Per Year account and criticism of Governor London's Buffalo speech, the G. O. P. can I v- idui uau station, almost unrecog nized, unmissed, practicallv un didate's first major speech of the presi known Dy tne present generation of dential campaign, as printed in the Sun.

tneatregoers. Entered at the Jackson. Mississippi Postoffice as second class mail matter The speech was delivered in a bass- There were many lines in the face that once had sueeested ball stadium seating 17,000, and Menc Full Associated Press Reports peaches and cream. Through her ken wrote, in part: nair ran odd little streaks. She wasn't very tidy, either.

"The greater part of his speech was discharged into a silence almost like that of a well-managed morgue. The "YouH have to pardon me for oreaicirrg on your reverie." I told honorable gentleman made no gestures, her, walking up, "but I interviewed you in New Orleans once. At the St. Charles. We had breakfast there and seldom looked up from his manu "There are disloyalties and there are crimes which shock out sensibilities, which ma; bring suffering upon those who are touched by their immediate results, but there is no disloyalty and no crime in all the category oi human weaknesses which compares with the failure of probity In the conduct of public trust The breaking down of the faith of a people in the honesty of their government and in the integrity of their institutions, the lowering of the respect for standards of honor which prevail in high places, are crimes for which punishment can never atone.

script. The cold wind which fluffed hi3 together." She looked up startled. "I'm sorry. fit hair appeared to paralyze his listeners, and there was nothing in his delivery to young man, out you ve made the wrong guess. I don't know you.

I ras never In New Orleans in my Well, when a ladv waives wnunf. shake them out of their trance. "In brief, his speech must be described as a colossal flop. From end to end of it there was not a moment when any tion. you have to let It go at that.

3y ROYAL S. COPELAXD, 5L D. Jnitei States senator from New York. Former CoromiFsloner of Health. New York City INGROWN TOENAIL can be laced to the wearing of improper ihoes and neglect in trimming the toenails.

Any one of the nails may xt Involved, but as a rule the big toe Is most often involved. It Is not a trivial condition and nust not be neglected. Mar.y serious infections and even permanent ieformities result from inattention to this condition. 1 Ingrown toenail can be treated only cr.e way. A portion, at of the deformed nail must removed.

Unless this Is done, skin becomes irritated and an alcer forms. This in painful. The pain increases when Infection sets In. Care and regular attention of the feet and nails are essential to the prevention of ingrown toenail, with resulting Infection and disabling conditions. It is always a good plan to cleanse the feet thoroughly A-ith soap and water before trim-aung the nails.

Of course, well-ltted and comfortable shoes are necessary for healthy and strong feet. Apply Antiseptic If there Is any sign of Inflammation or infection, it is best to apply an antiseptic before trimming the nail. This should be followed by a wet dressing cf warm boric acid solution. If this treatment is carried out, the inflammation will subside within a day or "My error," I told her, "but you genuine emotion flowed from him to the are so liiie someone I once knew. vm urn mm She was an actress, a irreat actress.

crowd. He might have been reciting the I thought she had a great future." multiplication table for all the effect he fane, looked up with sudden inter est. produced. I "Tell me," she said eagerly, "did ctners feel that way too? I mean Plant Expansion Beginning To Take Its Place In Line The Wall Street Journal grudgingly admits that there are at least "two encouraging straws" that show how the winds are blowing under President Roosevelt and the New Deal. This is going far for this able financial journal, which generally looks very closely for those things that are against the New Deal and closes its eyes to the big advantages that have been brought un, never mind, young man.

It doesn't matter." She drew several small Dockages to her and stood up. The last I sav Great Is The Strain Of Trying to Control Drivers For the most part policemen are jovial fellows displaying commendable patience, tact and understanding under conditions and climate that are less than oi ner sne was disapnearine down the huge Grand Central ramp that icaus to uie suouroan trains. But, i wasn't mistaken and she Knew that I knew. heavenly. In their daily rounds they en to this country during the past four inis eiri came out of a.

Km nil years of Democratic rule. Pennsylvania town in the verv eariv u. it was uer voice tnat won ner Under the above caption, "Two En counter more collective goofmess than the average information bureau. Generally they meet it with restraint and often with a smile. Traffic cops in particular are sorely beset by the inanities me iirst ane naa a genius for saying the most trival couraging Straws," the Journal editor ially says: lines in a way that fascinated her audiences.

And it wasn't lone before 'Although the Bureau of Labor Sta- n-f wnrlr? inn wIippIh mrtA rrreax- ia he sne was a isroadway name. After two. But If pain persists, It probably means that pus Is present under the nail. tistics figures, showing the increase of oeing featured in one show, she went on tour and nlaved kev cities ldUUif, employment uuiy as a minion upon mayhem or mass annihilation. As I have suggested, relief can through the west and south.

Then over tne corresponding month a year Tn the nWrumnno if nfer. hnrri she came back and was slated to onIy 1x5 obtained by removal of the inche On Broadway become the star of an Important diseased nail and allowing drain ago with a $42,000,000 gain in payroll to keep sweet. While most policemen production. age or escape or tne pus. it is not for the same period, are impressive arfi able to do so.

there is a small minor- But she fell in love with an ad- a major operation. It Is performed (Trade Mark Registered) Copyright, 1936, Daily Mirror. Inc. enough, more interest at -the moment ity who take peculiar delight in humil venturer who couldn't keep out of under local anesthesia and does not attaches to a figure superficially less im unsavory episodes. They were mar- disable the patient.

iating the unfortunate wretch who in rieo, ana later divorced, but the at- Too often sufferers from this spires their wrath They roar insult3 at farewell to Broadway pressive. That is the gain of just 2,000 in those employed in July over June. cendant publicity and the changing the hapless victim for some minor in times killed her career. th fh t.u- a This contraseasonal increase is in mark Now at 31 (she looks 45) she Is 7lnT.r.", -ZL fraction and generally make themselves What Is Love? Some of the love-riddled clientele may be able to anesthetize their wounds by a tincture of the following from -'The Asiatics," a first novel by Frederick Prokosch: One Of th mlllinnc nf rrwtiMo VUUUJ1UCU "cgicvi. luojr ed contrast with the July record of other a nuisance.

It was to this class that years, which normally shows a decline to or lonir P3 and necessitate operation. Police Commissioner Valentine address I against June. 'Love; well, what Is it? Take any two lovers; orie except a distant future when they Wl w. VKJ j- Btrongiy recommena eany ana ed himself at the police graduation cere prompt care of all foot disabilities. "No so much as an explanation of this vij vuwci taic wwucu, XaXII Limir UUCf I Will HO xOUKkX CB.TQ Mustn't it be so? monies in New York.

He wants them This is especially advised for those advance but as an earnest of the future, Can be possible that two people ever love each I There Is aoDarentlv much virtue persons whose work demands tro- to reserve their tempers for, the crooks. other to a mathematically equal degree? And if the in superlative size. The scramble to longed standing- or walking-. A the gain in new financing is encourag I've dropped around to say so long to you, But keep the parting free from mauldin tears, I'll do all right and I know you will, too. You've watched a lot of driftwood down the years; But, underneath the tinsel of the Street, I think we shared a secret, you and I've held your heart I know what makes It beat, And thus a friend has come to say good-bye.

Ill miss your little taverns where my dreams Would rise to match the towers that you boast. I'll miss your girls, your phonies and your schemes That lived for but a night at very most; But, Hell, it's late and time for me to go I'll miss you and I thought you'd like to know. DON WAHN Rookies were advised to "be with the decent people of the com 15 msmrueu, even ever so sugnuy, tnen wnat duuo. me piggest Duiicung has tern- great deal of unnecessary pain and ing. Registration statements made public happens? porarily subsided, but the work goes discomfort will be avoided.

by the SEC day before yesterday indi on in other fields. The historic As- Care of the feet has become the cate, that of the $79,000,000 total, about munity," that the people who foot the bills have the right to demand courtesy, patience and efficiency. Discourtesy, he field of activity of a comparatively "One becomes a little bored, the other a little bit wretched. And the boredom grows, little by little. What's to be done? What's to be done except draw a line through it all and try again, and again, and again?" $43,000,000 stands for new money fi new profession.

Great good is being- accomplished by, its scientific tor notel was practically pulled apart to make room for the "World's Biggest Bar," and I think they held the record for one week. Then Glenn ireton and his men went to work on the Commodore nancing. In short, more than half of warned, might be cause for dismissal. and well-directed efforts. this large total large for this time of This is good two-way advice.

"Decent the year at any rate stands for addi- people" on their own might try being Answers to Health Queries In Other Words J. Medburv has hist fired his secretarv and mir Bar in Grand Central Terminal, Mrs. A. C. S.

Q. What causes The Retort Proper tional capital coming into industry, ra- gentlemen, too. That goes particularly ther than the refinancing which has for the overbearing breed that "knows been the rule during most of this year the boss" and tries to intimidate cops ehased a dictaphone instead. He says a dictaphone and, now toey claim the record. It's never takes his mind off his work by crossing Its lonS vou can't see ena of legs and showing its knees.

on a clear day. a bitter taste In my mouth? I Milton Berle bumped into Alvin one of have had it for three months. The ana last. who are only doing their duty. uioD, nowever, disputes this new claim.

His bar, he says, trouble seems to be from my his two friends, the other noon. "I don't wanna tighten you, Milt," said Al, "but there's a new comic coming up fast who is very good. I caught his act and his gags are tops!" "Probably no one subject in the whole tongue. It Is red and swollen at times and cracked In places. field of economics has been so distorted, No Money Could Compensate Him "Say," replied Berle, "he doesn't scare me.

After A. Your trouble may be due to is tne longest on earth, because it is circular and never ends. qvJoaporte FUNERALS HELD Form of Criticism A producer approached Arthur Murray In Sardl's jesterday and asked him what he thought of his new show. "I didn't like the sets!" grumblde Murray. "What was the matter with 'em?" asked the showman.

"They were behind the actors!" was the ouch. ail, what's he got that I won't have?" in nnwpr." Thp frf tVmt. hnvincr or 1 he Horror He Endured hyperacidity and indigestion. Consult your physician and undergo a Imagine! power consists of the abilitv to exchange A petition is circulated in the North complete exajnination. Watch Jack Campbell of The Literary Digest would have goods at mutually advantageous levels Carolina legislature in behalf of an ap- your diet carefully.

For full particulars restate your question and; send a stamped, self-addressed en-' you believe that he 'ran into a new kind of paranoic on Broadway. A guy with delusions of humility! by all the people of a nation. What has propriation to compensate a man who, IN COAST CITY velope. been, in large part, retarding the com- convicted of murder during a robbery, plete revival of buying power is the un- twice escaped the electric chair by a Merciless Truth Hehheheh Ray McCarey can't understand what one certain fellow has to be swell-headed about. "Gee." says Ray, MI knew him when he didn't have a desk to put his feet-on!" Dr.

CoTwIand la fi nawr Gus Kahn, one of the better song writers, was BILOXL Bent. 1 The funeral listening to a guy discussing Broadway with a vet evenness of the recovery. This can be matter oi minutes and then proved be-corrected only by a revival of these lines yond doubt his innocence of hte crime. of Mrs. Evelyn Cru thirds.

71. widow inquiries from readers who tend aa addressed, stamped envelope with their questions. Address all letters to Dr. Copeland in care of this newspaper at its main office In this eran. "You know." said the kid.

"Broadwav is maei- of Robert Cruthirds, who died here cal to rre because the lights are brighter, the build Oop! during the week-end. was held wmch have hitherto lagged which J- he proposal is that the State pay are at last showing signs of revival, hihi liberally for work he did during his city. ings taller, the women prettier, the air more tangy and the people more Important." A hambo was trying to Impress a producer to whom Tuesday with services' at the Holi atjpiicu lur a ruie a new piay. "ru nave yoa ness church. "Yeah," replied the veteran, "and the gutters Copyright, 19S8, K.

F. 8., Inc.) TO EXPAND ATHLETICS know," said the ham, "that I'm not an ordinary ac The funeral of Mrs. Daniel Duhr- namely physical expansion of existing three years in the penitentiary and to plant coupled with increased residential compensate him for the mental agony building. Monthly reports indicate that he endured through a miscarriage of deeper." kop, native of New Orleans, who died in Biloxi, where she came to tor. i-m an artist! "Okay," said the Simon Legree.

"Report to the scenery department." OXFORD, Sept. 1 Ole Miss may Capsule Comment the latter of these two is staging a strong otate justice. attend the funeral of her son. Roy. add a swimming team to its ath- After reading the reviews on "Spring Dance," by was held here during the week-end ieEIc program, as a result of the albeit belated recovery: current fierures That's reasonable.

The records prove Philip Barry, it seems the new show isn't Barry good. wiin services Dy ratner J. P. Mc- swimming pool built there by th on new financing give hope that plant that few innocent men are convicted of vjtiut, un, vuuio tliuiwi. VV X.

IX Oh, I Begya Poddon expansion is beginning to take its place crimes any state but when a man who Margaret Horan, one of the lovelier lookers among in line." has been convicted, and who lived the models, and a columnist met for the second time in two years the other midnight. through the horror of the wraiting for 1 T- 5 Ji Hmpfh! The 'RoEeeo and Juliet" program at the Astor (in the credit box) gives top billing to director Geo. Cukor and second billing to William Shakespeare. Knock-Knock Charles Barnet, the conductor, avers he overheard this chatter between two radio continuity writers. "Oh, boy, was my latest script a riot? You should have heard the studio audience howl!" "I heard they laughed so hard their earphones fell off!" "We never see you any more hardly!" exclaimed the hangman, or who was forced to labor the awed paragrapher, a pushover for charm.

ncle Kav Corner years in a penitentiary, is proved wholly "Thats because the men I go out with cannot af ford The Stork Club or said Margaret. innocent of the crime of which he was convicted, it is reasonable and just that "Oh, thass silly!" said the columnist. "You can always have one drink standing against the bar." the State should try to compensate him STRANGE FISH Puffers and Ocean SvaatUh me men who take me out," was the retort "can't withm reason. stand." Puffers or "swell-fish" are na The truth is that in such a case as Squelch tives of southern seas, but some times come to the northern Atlan this, no monetary compensation could Thumbnail Descriptions Stalin: Mussolini without newsreels Temple: Glorifying the American Curl Taylor: Ladies' Mania Marlene Thighful little Eyeful. Shirley Robert Dietrich: We heard it In Reuben's the other ante meridian.

really be adequate for mental agony tic to spend the warmer months of A movie masiff-wlf: (a fnrmw I maaaavaau ti. xva vv-ao Democratic Chairman Farley Is Sure of Forty-One States "President Roosevelt's election is assured and if the present trend continues we shall witness a remarkable landslide; I am of the firm "belief that we shall come out better than we did in 1932. when all but six states marched behind the Roosevelt banner on election day," said Democratic Chairman Jim Farley after a series of conferences with Democratic leaders from forty-one states. And Jim Farley knows his politics. He declared that Landon is unimpressive, while "President Roosevelt's firm and understanding grasp of world and domestic problems is giving the effect of tne year.

The names arose from an sunerea, any more than money COUla pointing his finger threateningly at an old friend interesting habit. When under the comrjensntp fnr the. no-nnv nf onH witn wrjom ne was arguing. trenrn'riA TnvP "Rnf fiaTol "Pn'J your finger at me," snapped the oth- surface, the puffer is shaped something like a perch though it is many times as large. If the fish is Upside Don Don Herold, in the September "Life" movie sec-toin, rates the film, "The Crime of Dr.

Clark" very highly. In fact, he gives "The Crime of Dr. Clark" a rave review, and urges you not to miss The Crime of Dr. Claik." nuii, wmie 11 couia not wTipe out tne memory of awaitincr the hangman, r.ouid Ad Similes brought to air, it will s'3ll until it looks like a basketball. This is because it draws In a great deal help the victim tret a new start in life, k-iz eui5n its a.n nc.n impatient as an -auto monly they are taken in nets.

Off the coast of Lang Island, a net may bring up a hundred of thet curious creatures. In at least a few cases, they have been found alive In the stomachs of sharks, the big fish having swallowed them whole. One case is cn record where a puffer which ate its way out cf the body! There are many kinds of puffers, and most of them have sharp prickles over their bodies, one kind has such long prickles that it is known as the "porcupine fish." Another, and far larger, kind of fish is the ocean sunfish. It ic very different from the fresh water sunfish. Seme of the larger members of the tribe have been found to weigh more than half a ton, and to measure "10 feet long and 10 feet high." Ocean sunfish have the habit of rising to the surface and floating about.

They lie on their sides and bask in. the warm rays of the rorn i a ermfi 1.1 2 The mncf fammo naiiu-iLiasinj Al or tne air. as a mirror X7a vaa4 a 4- i i A Enoch Light: Homeless as snow, youthful as a blush, "racn. constructive criticism, but the this respect was that of a white- man wry V. i 11 1 1 as a cl-jud.

unromanti movie happens to be "The Crime of wiiu was aciuany nansrea. the rone Dr. Forbes." DreaKmg to save his life, and who later fete view of the further fact, officially reported, that the destroyer, at the time. was proved innocent by confession of the guilty. peatedly at the planeafter the first attack, but missed.

That was too bad. not only was flying the American flag due naa anotner stretched on a deck It Might Have Been An Accident awning full view of the skies. Or It Might Have Been a Plot It may have been a mistake. Tf sun, from early mcming. to sunset.

From time to tim thev cob have been a deliberate effort by one side or the other, or even by an outside ble up a jellyfish or other small ana supposedly neutral but interested an onrushmg sweep that nothing can prevent." Those are strong words, but literally true, and the situation cannot be changed for the worse, but may show some improvement. "I am not alone in the belief that no matter what the opposition does, no matter how many million dollars worth of radio time they buy, no matter how many columns of newspaper or magazine advertising they purchase, the American people have made up their minds. The result on Nov. 3 is inevitable." That is a bright picture presented bv the Democratic National Chairman, but not brighter than is justified by the facts. It will be a landslide.

sea animal. Despite the great sire of their, bodies, their mouths are OLIN MILLER Much progress has been made in recent years in medical science. Many of us can remember when about all a doctor said was, "Stick out your tongue" and "Take four grains of calomel." nation, to shove the United small. the conflict. (For Nature section of your sran- book.) It was the former, we hnne "Rnf ho The diplomatic theory, at least the public diplomatic theory, regarding three attacks on a United States destroyer off the Spanish' coast by a plane without identification marks, the plane dropping six bombs near the destroyer during these attacks, is that it was a that the plane, either a rebel or a loyalist machine, mistook the ship for an enemy craft.

That may be true but it seems "fishy" the light of the fact th at Amprirnn Riddles, games and puzzles will bombing of another nation's ship to gain help would not be above either far.Hnn Porcupine fish "all puffed np." Puffers often rise to the surface of the sea. and float. At such times be found In the "Funmaker" leaflet. If you would like a cony send 3c stamped, return envelope to according to news accounts of the nature Many a dumb cluck has had his goose SSSS me in care of this newspaper. oi tne war they are waging.

cooked in a love nest. une ot the most interesting items in the that the dte- In the Gulf of Mexico, puffers reach a leneth of about three feet, and a weight of five or six pounds. Puffers are sometimes caught with hook and line. More coin- destroyers have distinctive lines, Ind to rt-'ffcS, iU Steaft story is the statement The average politician is a man of few words, but he uses them too often. guns re Tomorrow Tht Hammerhead..