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Page 10 MoBerly Monitor- Indej arid Democrat Monday, Oct. 22, 1951 TM' Hal (It's Only Skin Deep) Boyle Says: What This Country Needs Is A College for Beauty Judges By Hal Boyle In Judging beauty every man ana mat's that, the judges make them bare their teeth to prove their ase or gallop up and down hill to sec how they will-do the lone run. One iudge prefers a girl with a high" forehead, another goes; for a "al with a horizontal brow, i is lifted to poetic heights) I by a sin with freckled judse is un nee ime NEW YORK leges have courses that teach the best way to catch a fish, or instruct a lady in how to get along with one after she marries him. You can also go to college and learn how to play an old Roman In-judging beauty every man -C 0 0 judge Ml- Some col-! wants to do his duty. He is as any a she wholly honest then as he evei red hail ccl anc i has a straw-; a on her left shoulder blade.

Face Counts, Sometimes honest then as he ever will be in his life. He wants to be fair to the fair. Standards Are Lacking; But the trouble is he doesn't band instrument, figure your in- judging a heifer is a different come tax, cook without garlic, mat ter entirely. The stock ex- or run for public office. per ts look the critter over for But so far no university has i cer tain line points everybody started a class in how to judge a agrees are prime requirements beauty contest.

It's about time for a few to do so. Judging beauty contests is one of America's most, rapid-growing industries. If you haven't been asked to a judge in a 3ome judges won't vote for a have any standards to go by ex- she Io0ks like she has cept his own. ust finished taking a deep breath. There are also at least five different kinds of leg-man judges whose decision stems from the gals' stems.

And, just to complicate contests, occasion- I ally vou run into a romantic type breed. Then they slap the flank to be i on round and firm and And they are then ready to score You can't operate in a beauty leg-men, face-men, and deep- yQU I LUi liiLU a sure it is I uc takes the contestants' fully packed a to consideration, al- it. though this is pretty rare. make up a mixed, oeeu uu a. i You Can operate in a ueautjr i beauty contest yet, don't sulk, contest this scientific manner.

You will be. There are too many when it comes to judging ladies, for you to escape every man comes to the tournament with a different idea. contests are altogether too for- mal. The beauties parade back and forth in a stilted walk. Research on the part of judges is discouraged.

They ate be dumped in Harvard's lap. Tne no longer allowed to bring their profs there are good at figures. own tape measures to check on But the way beauty contests I the figures given. If they have are run now. the average win-.

1 a suspicion that some of the ner isn't necessarily the most statistics are false or padded, beautiful. She is merely the one; that a majority of the judges would most hate to be a out with by their wives. can do nothing about it. gig! The girls are anything they say SHE SETS ATASTE NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS ME NO 'HOfiSEFEATMERS PETER5 PAY'' IN TOWN- NOT IF I CAN HELP IT X' 15 THAT? BUMPEP OUR HEAPS AND TOSSED U5 OUT OF HI? I HOUSE-IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA HELP SET FOR YOU'RE 1 GRA2.y-.iM FOP CALUN' THE WHOLE THING Creathmen! Then give them the problem of picking "Miss Pumpkin of Lower Nebraska" or Miss Candlestick oC 1951" and There is no advance a what do you have? Chaos, ment among them as to what That is why beauty contests are looking for. And the sometimes break upjn fist fights From the Monitor-Index October 22, 1941 Rain or shine, nine Randolph County cornhuskers will vie tomorrow morning for the 1941 County Championship.

All was in readiness today for the annual event, to be held on the Al Parrish farm southeast of Renick. Sgt. Charles M. Hirst, who caine to Moberly For a 15-day furlough visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs.

C. M. Hirst, 519 South Fifth street, left Saturday after three days of his visit for an officer's training school in Virginia. Marshall Sturgeon banker who is claimant of the title of light heavyweight wrestling champion of the world, will defend his title here tonight in the first American Legion- Kiwanis wrestling show of the season at Municipal Auditorium. real sentiment tne south between white and colored races.

He at first apparently had many friends in the Democratic party who wished him well, but i from the many expressions heard since his dining episode he lost every single one of them. A petition was circulated yesterday among the business men of Reed street for a saloon to be started on that street. PARIS among the judges. They arc all plumping for the individual end they have in view. The whole problem ought to From the Monitor-Index i October 22, 192S Two violent earthquakes rocked the central coast countie? of California this morning just an hour apart.

No serious injuries or damage has been reported. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Beck announce the birth of a son, who has been named Harold William. The child was born yes- afternoon and weighs than 9 pounds.

Mr. and Mrs. E. O'Donnell of Brookfield are the weekend guests of Mrs. Lucy Gicldings.

By A a T. Shaw Mr. and and Mrs. Billy Zeiger are she parents of an 8-pound daughter, born at their home Thursday morning. Mrs.

Jiminie Warren has been ill al her home here. Mrs. Pearl Jett has been ill al her home. She became ill when leaching her Sunday School class at the Baptist Church. Mrs- Charles Ransdell continues critically ill at her home west of Paris.

i George Sudholt, new man- I ager of the Farm Bureau Service Company, has rented an i apartment in the Walter McCann apartment house on Loi cust street. Mr. Sudholt, who succeeded Roy McKenzie, will take charge of the service com- pany November 1. A son, Martin Dale, was born to Mr. and Mrs.

William Moutray of Stoutsville Sunday. He weighed 9 pounds. With 7th Division Kenneth Wilson, son of Mr. and Mrs. Lewis T.

Wilson, is' serving with -7th Division's 43th Field Artillery Battalion in Korea. Pvt. Wilson joined I Afmy last July, i Mr. and Mrs- Lloyd. Thurston i of Phoenix, arrived Wedi nesday for a visit with Mrs.

Maude Thursion and family. Lloyd Evans, formerly an em- ploye of the L. W. Pelsue Shoe i Store here and a son of Mr. and Mrs.

Bob Evans of Paris, has been promoted 10 the position of supervisor for the Midland Shoe Company in the cities of Odessa. Knox and as. Evans left Paris several years after his return from the service- Replacements' Instructor Sgt. Cecil Callaway, north of Paris, is an instructor for replacements being sent to the fighting zone. When heard from last in August, he was traveling between Japan and Korea.

Mrs. Myrtle Barnes had charge Soybeans Continue To Roll Into Paris Soybeans continue to roll into Paris, early and late, says the: Monroe County Appeal. On: Tuesday buyers were paying I S2.70 a bushel. On Wednesday at 2 o'clock it dropped to $2.67. Up to Wednesday night H.

Noel had sent 73 cars, averag- ing 1,800 bushels, to market, a oi the program at the I. I. 0. O. F.

F. Club last week, giving a review of Pearl Buck's "God's Men." Mrs. Katherine Bare left Thursday for a two weeks' visit with her brother. Charley Patrick, and wife at Waterloo la. her sister, Mrs.

Raginald Tolley and her brother, Les Patrick, and wife in Kansas City. i total of 131,400 bushels. The elevator had sent out IS cars and 32 trucks- The cars averaged 1800 bushels; the trucks 375 bushels. The M.F.A had shipped 27,000 bushels. How To Relieve Bronchitis Crcomulsion relicvespromptlybecause it goes right to the scat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, inflamed -bronchial membranes.

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