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Phone 4600 for a WANT AD Taker EVENING TIMES, MD, THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 1951 TWENTY-FIVE Hope To Play 'Great Lover' In Broadcast By GARVEN HUDG1NS NEW of the March of Time are putting together a follow-up series to the TV- film- version ol Eisenhower's "Cru- safle In Europe" which ran for 26 weeks last year. The new project has tentatively titled "Crusade In The Pacific" and is scheduled for release in-the fall. Mutual's game of the day baseball series, which starts on April 16, will be framed by two five minute sports commentary programs belore and after.the broadcast of each game. Ai; Heifer will be heard in "The Scoreboard" after the games. He'll give' if run-down of major league scores for the day.

Play-by-Play Sportscastcr Stan Lomax will comment on the top sports of the day on "sports views" preceding each game. Bob Hope plays "The Great Lover" on the Screen Directors' Playhouse tonight on NBC at 10 p. m. Rhonda Fleming, who played opposite Hope in the film version, will be back in the same part on the broadcast. Topics tonight: Aldrich Family; 8:30 Father Knows Best with Robert Young; 9 Dragnet; 9:30 Counter Spy: 10 Screen Directors' Playhouse: Bob Hope and Rhonda Fleming.

FBI in Peace and War; Keen, tracer; 9 Suspense: Joan, Crawford in "Three Lethal Words;" 9:30 Hilton Playhouse, Van Johnson; 10:45 Talk by Eric Johnston. Economic Stabilization Agency administrator. Screen Players: Fred As- tairc and Judy Garland; 9 amateur show; 10 Time for Defense: Topic to be announced; 10:30 News and music. California Caravan; 8:30 Rod and Gun Club; 9:30 Reporters' Roundup: Senator Herbert R. O'Conor (D-Md) member of Senate Crime Investigating Committee guest: 10 Oklahoma Symphony Or' chcstra.

Television NBC 8 Groucho Marx; 8:30 Peter Lind Hayes: 3 Jack Haley; 10 Martin Kane, private eye. Alan Young; 8:30 Big Town; 10 Truth or Consequences; 10:30 TV Theater. Stop The Music: 9 Holiday Hotel with Don Ameche; 9:30 Blind Date; 10 Roller Derby. Dumont 7:30 First Run Theater: "Knight For A Day;" 8:30 Headline Clues from Broadway to Hollywood with B1J1 Slater; 9 Ellery Queen, wif.h Bowman; 9:30 Rocky King, detective Karns: 10 boxing. THURSDAY, MARCH 22 Evening for 15 UiWork Silent Jvlddioi Hr.

i.15—SBorts: Musts ruicuilloa by News find News Jack Smith Paity Dinner 1:30 Bob Crosby of News Man's Newa Evening FBI in Pence Screen Guilti California Knows Mr, Keen's Rod Gun Suspense Amateur Famiiy The A. L. The Time tor Comment; News Show ncti Talvvixion Summary Eancer Feature Stop the and Show Goes Broad way-Holly Haley P.evuc—nbo Alan Yount: Ameclie Ellery Blind N. Y. Truth or Roller Rayon Carpets NEW are coins to be more rayon carpets on the market in the next few months than ever before.

Wool is needed for defense efforts and is high-priced at present. So carpet manufacturers are putting emphasis on rayon and rayon-and-wool blends. LISTEN TO DOC" WEBSTER'S MELODY BALLROOM WGUM Today Hear All The Hit Tunes FROM M-G-M'i HEAR "DOC" WEBSTER'S INTERVIEW with JANE POWELL and FRED ASTAIRE BE SURE AND SEE "ROYAL WEDDING" STARTING TOMORROW MARYLAND They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo By Al Capp jlST TO THE PRAISES OF AIRS. JEKHIDE" FOLKS LIKE HER WRAPPING AW3RC THAN THE PRESENT MSIDE BUT ALAS! AMD ALACK! CORRECT is MY HUNICM HOW SHE WRAPS HUBBV'S WORK-CLOTHES LUNCH'- THERE I THINK THE BUS IS DON'T R5R6ET TO BACK THE STRINO! PRIZES FOR THE CARD CHANILINE-VOU WRAP.UP THE AO5T BEAUTIFUL PACKAGES- COULD HARDLY 1 MVSELF TO OPEN THE ONE YOU SENT LAST CHRISTMAS Radio Programs THURSDAY, MARCH 22. Programs Are Furnished 0V Radio Stations Which Art Primarily Responsible For Their Aueuracy IODAT P.M.

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The purpose of this scientific column l.s to clear up superstition and false beilcfs, so. paste this case In your scrapbook. Probably 25,000,000 adult women in this country are fitlll slaves to Ignorance on the point, that Flora brings up today. CASE Z-276: Flora aged 24, is an office senographer. "Dr.

Crane, for six months I have been so worried I haven't been able to enjoy life," she began. "I am in love with a man who is only 21. He has asked me to marry him, but I have been afraid of that difference in age. "He thinks my excuse is silly, but I wouldn't want to -have my marriage end unhappily. "He does look older than his years, and is devoted to me.

Besides, I am crazy about him. He has a good job and would make a grand husband. "But I have heard that it isn't wise for a wife to be older than her husband. Dr. Crane, what'would you recommend?" Younger Husbands In primitive times, a girl usually married an older man because the young fellows o'f her own age didn't have enough money or sheep and possessions to support her or buy her from her parents.

It is obvious that' a man of 30 should have much more of this world's goods, than does the fellow, aged 20, for he has had 10 years head start. Since economic security is a big factor in happy marriage, it was natural in past ages for a girl's parents to look with" more favor on her marriage to an older man. This tendency become crystallized into habit and social custom. Sex Phobias If a young man today can support a 'Wife, then it makes little difference if she is several years older than her mate. The labor saving devices in the home, plus the modern beauty aids available to women, 1 now let the female sex retain its youthful appearance and physical beauty at least 10 years longer than was true in the old days of back breaking drudgery.

A woman of 35 nowadays doesn't look as old as a 25-year-old girl at the time of George Washington. "But what about the menopause, Dr. Crane?" Flora timidly inquired. "Does not woman's sexual life end sooner than man's?" That is a very good question to bring up. The answer is definitely "no." Women may lose their ability to bear children in the middle forties, but they can remain thrilling and thrillable mates as long as they live.

Facts About Marriage I have previously remarked in this column that the womb or uterus is not primarily a sexual organ. It has little more relationship to a woman's functioning as a wife, than does her appendix. A husband may not even know whether or not his wife has a womb. A vaginal hysterctomy leaves no discernible scars, so the husband such a girl wouldn't know that her womb was missing, unless she or the doctor informed him to that effect. Women have been deluded since the time of Adam and Eve regarding this important fact.

It is high time they learned the truth, however, and ceased growing neurotic at 45 years' of "age because of such false beliefs. Flora can be perfectly happy with her younger husband if she simply follows the psychological advice offered in this clinical column, and keeps his pride properly inflated, remembering that" every husband is branded with the motto: "I want to feel Important." You hold your mate's love and devotion more by action of your brain than by that of your body. But women have been idolatrous, so worship young bodies too much. A wife of 50 can be more sexually thrilling than a bride of 20, if she learns how. 1 (Copyright by The Hopkins Syndicate Inc.) The wombat, called the Australian badger, has a pouch like a kangaroo, the internal anatomy of a beaver and the habits of a rodent.

Natives say it can easily cross a river by walking oh the, bottom. JACOBY ON BRIDGE Use Your Aces To Best Advantage By OSWALD JACOBY Written lor NBA Service Everybody knows that an ace'will usually win a trick. It is not quite so well known, however, that player who holds the ace should try to capture a high card with it. This will tend to promote the value of lesser, honors in the partnership liands. Once this principle promotion is thoroughly understood, it is possible to go one step farther.

You not only try to get good value for your own aces, But -you also try to make the opponents get poor value for-theirs. This principle was the background of the play of today's hand. West opened the king of diamonds, and dummy won with the ace. South saw that he would sooner or later have to lose two diamonds and a club. The best chance to avoid defeat consisted in making three club tricks, so that South's losing heart could be discarded on a good club.

Declarer began by cashing dummy's ace of spades, and continued by leading the next trump to the ten in his own hand. Then he could lead low club towards dummy. It obvious from bidding that ace of clubs was in that SOUTH AQ10732 If 109 E-W vul. West North East 1 Double Pass 24 2 A Pass Pass 4 A Pass Pass Opening hand, and South wanted West to get only low clubs wfth the ace. West properly played his low club, and dummy won with the jack.

A careless player might have r.eturned a club and put up the king from the South but this declarer was not careless. He led the jack of spades to his own queen, and then led back his remaining low club. This time West had to play his ace. Dummy could play low, and now nothing could stop South from making three club the contract. If South had sacrificed the king of clubs in order to knock out West's ace, dummy would win tricks with the queen and jack of clubs.

By then East's ten of clubs would be promoted to winning rank. 4 both sides vulnerable you deal yourself the following cards: Spades Q-7-5-3, Hearts A-K-J-9, Diamonds, 4-3, Clubs 6-5-2. What do you do? The hand is not rich enough in high cards for an opening bid, and the distribution is nothing to rave about. Contrast this hand with those discussed earlier this week. TODAY'S QUESTION With both sides vulnerable you deal yourself the following cards: Spades A-K-J-9, Hearts, 4-3, Diamonds A-5-2, Clubs Q-7-5-3, What do you do? Answer Tomorrow Man Gets Wish To Die With His Italian Name PITTSBURGH Vincenzo Michele Vinciguerra is going to get his die with the name he had'when he was born.

More than 30 years ago he came to as an immigrant from Italy. Shortly afterwards he got the court to change his name to plain "Vince." And as plain "Vince" he prospered as an insurance agent. Not long ago, the 65-year-old man went to his attorney arid said: "I want to die with the name I was born with." Tiie" attorney told his story to Judge Clarence B. Nixon. The judge said he'd be happy to oblige and signed an order restoring "plain Mr.

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