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ART BUCHWALD George Gobel Welcomed Back on Garry Moore Show Furniture Spoiled Most by French Television Programs By THE TV SCOUT lt2Ss433U fc. -n. IMfrVIMflN VI Look what he's poor French I've ever seen, doing to the where we keep the set. Nothing On Best Bet Tonight QQl p.m, Absence makei the heart grow fonder of George Gobel, so his guest appearance on The Garry Moore Show tonight is good news. Garry uses George in a few skits and George has the stage all to him "There's nothing on," they PARIS One of the things Americans in the United States envy Americans who live in Paris for is the fact that we are not saturated with television.

complained. "There must be something on," we said. "I hear sound. Tuesday, April 11, 1961 27 We went to look and dis "We can't get our kids away team." A score for France is always "magnifique" and for the foreign team "tant pis" Sometimes the announcer gets so excited that no one has any idea what has happened. All he keeps screaming is, "Zut alors, zut alors, quel dommage, quel dommage, mais non, mais non, mais non." ment to your imagination.

self in a monologue. (Moore says he likes having Gobel covered that the National Television Orchestra was playing minute segment, the President talks about the White House from the television set," our friends complain. "At least Claude Debussy "La Mer, without waves, that is. The kids proceeded to de your kids live a normal life. around because George is shorter than he is.) In the monologue, George drifts pleasantly around such topics If by living a normal life staff and its duties.

Perhaps the most interesting portion is an 11 -minute section with Mrs. Kennedy; she talks about raising children in the White House. It's a poignant se stroy a tea table that had sud our friends mean that instead I -Sri er" -r denly become an Iidian fort of watching television our Hitchcock i opening is a funny item about "instant situation 0 8 p.m. The plot' of The Tom Ewell Show simply forms a rough framework to allow Ewell some freedom for comedy. It works out welL Ewell goes dress shopping for his wife (in a bargain basement At 3 o'clock we sent them This means, as anyone who watches French television kids are kept busy breaking back in the dining rom.

knows, that the French have all the furniture in the home, then we guess they have a They returned at 3:02 just failed to score. quence, particularly with the ultra-sophisticated Mrs. Kennedy involved, because she talks feelingly about the lack of privacy for her daughter. point "There's nothing on." We went to see. It was But except for sports, we're as furniture, credit buying and dentists.

Another guest is Diahann Carroll, who'll sing "Chicago" during That Wonderful Year (1922). That part of the show will be highlighted by a production number built around Carol Burnett's version of "Limehouse Blues." In the main comedy sketch, Moore is an MC taking off on But we rather have our willing to trade five plays by the Comedie Francaise for one cross-country race at Nantes. kids ruined by television than store and then in a fancy salon). A gullible insurance Even we tired of it after the give them a chance to ruin the second mile. client finances his splurges.

apartment half hour of "Wagon Train." Just think of the money we'd save on furniture. The Indians surrounded the The balance of the hour is devoted to a catalogue of the administration's record in its first few months in office, Two years ago we bought a I p.m. Ray Milland di fort and broke two lamps try French television set and we've been watching it inter The Price Is Right: Gobel, rected tonight's Thriller about ing to shoot down their sis Carol and Marion Lome are p.m lor the rec ter. Jack the Ripper, the 19th Century English killer, who pops At 5:20 we heard the worn ord, Jack Paar is back from his vacation, so The Jack Paar mittently ever since. We say intermittently because we're never quite sure when there is going to be a program on the contestants.

Carol also dons the wig of beautician Selena Silverstein in another of an announcer tell everyone to up in contemporary America. Today's Almanac Mother Stunned Wealthy Mrs. Osborne (Doris Packer) is stunned when she realizes that her playboy son will have to share the same Army barracks with the likes of Maynard Krebs (Bob Denver), left, in "The Solid Gold Dog Tags," on the Dobie Gillis show at 7:30 tonight on Channels 2 and 7. Show should pick up steam tonight. Alexander King and Because the plot deals with an "inhuman" being, Milland stand by for a film.

For Adults Only those cliched spoofs of TV air. On some days there is television from 11:30 a.m. until uses a fantasy camera tech commercials. Andy Williams are the an nounced guests. We looked up the film in 30 p.m.

Then it goes off Today is Tuesday, April 11, nique and unusual angles. One startling scene in this ridiculous, but eerie, show takes again until 6:30 or 7:30, except QQ 7:10 pjn. Doble Gillla has a funny outing tonight, primarily because of the 101st day of the year with 264 more in 1961. Thursdays, Saturdays, and RECORDS in the newspaper program, and there in black letters it said, "Humphrey Bogart in "Echec a la Gestapo, For ADULTS The moon is approaching its Sundays, when there is a football game, unless the game is the presence of the filthy-rich new phase. Osborne mother (Doris Pack ONLY." TV Movie Screenings place in a cemetery and concerns a dropped coffin.

John Williams, Donald Woods, Ed-mon Ryan and Adam Williams head the cast It took not allowed to be televised The morning stars are Jupi er) and her ton (Stephen So much for television on a ter and Saturn. Franken). when Chatsworth quiet Sunday afternoon. because it is being played in Paris and the promoters are afraid it will cut the gate. Osborne enlists In the Army two hours a day to apply the But we don want to give The evening star is Mars.

On this day in history: In 1814, Napoleon decided TONIGHT the impression everything on Only One Channel tattoos Adam Williams wears. i 11 p.m. The Man Who French television is for adults. to Join his buddies, Mumsle believes she may have to buy up the Army. Later, she shows up to make camp more There have been times when Talked Too Much.

to abdicate the throne of France. At 10 o'clock one night there was an international circus both stereo and monaural, is well worth investigation. The (J) p.m. Theater's excursion into the unknown comes from the files of the British Starring George Brent, By JACK RUDOLPH rtu-Gutni Staff Wrlttr BERNSTEIN-STRAUSS In 1862, the 11th chief jus- homey for her little boy; she Brenda Marshall, Richard Barthlemess, Virginia Bruce we've stared at a large clock for 30 minutes straight, and for a while there was a program consisting of nothing but waves washing up on the from Brussels. We became so excited we woke the kids up decides to live in one end of monaurals sell at only $1.98, the stereo for $1 more, and most of the issues are real tice of the Supreme Court, Charles Evans Hughes, was born.

Humor In Music (Bernsteln)i Till Eulensplegel (Strauss; Mew York Philharmonic. Leonard Bernstein con to let them watch it, but in and William Lundigan. A young lawyer realizes his old Psychic Research Society. It concerns a lawyer whose opportunism he lets a man hang when he has reason to doubt his guilt brings him stead of thanking us, they ductor and narrator. Columbia ML In 1865, President Lincoln 462S (Starto MS 225).

er brother's firm is dishonest. bargains. BARBER cried. sands, with music in the background. We watched this program every week hoping that A reproduction of one of (1940) Even the films shown "For Bernstein's most successful TV made his last public speech, addressing a group of citizens at the White House on his plans for Southern ID 11:10 p.m.

Blonde Ran retribution in the form or a key to a jail cell. Scenes for one day we see a lish Adults Only" aren't necessarily for all adults. Last Sunday shows, this recording, made Second Essay for Orchestra; Music for a Scan from Shelley) A Stop Match and an Ordnance Map. Hand of Bridge; Serenade for Strings; Symphony of the Air and Robert Da washed up but it never hap from the actual tape of the at 8:30 p.m. the French pened.

this were filmed in London's Hyde Park and inside famed Old Bailey court showed "Bitter Rice," but in Cormier Chorale. Vladimir GoloV schmann conducting. Vanguard VRS telecast, could well hit the Jackpot Almost as effective In 1898, President McKinley There is only one channel in som. Starring Virginia Grey and Donald Cook. Gambler loses a bundle to hoods, is pressured into misdeeds to get payoff money.

(1946) 105 (Stereo VSO 2013). asked Congress for a declara Paris for television and that the barracks. She presents her son with a solid gold dog tag with the blood type in seed pearls. There are similar gems scattered through the show. 0 1-M pm Alfred Hitchcock Presents does another atory of one of its pet charsc ters the domineering mother and, before it's over, youH meet two of the breed.

Eileen Heckart has one but she manages to get out from under to marry Don DeFore. Then the other one enters the picture in an ending that leaves the ultimate denoue-i tion of war against Spain. owned lock, stock, and an A brief resume of 25 years of Barber's career covers the period from 1933 to 1959. As as the live performance, it is informative and enlightening, in Bernstein's well known style. In 1951, President Truman tenna by the French govern the television program magazine, viewers were informed that Catholic censors didn't recommend it The most fun on French TV is provided by the sports ment relieved Gen.

Douglas Mac-Arthur of his Far East com such it is an impressive rec 0 9 p.m Another news special from the White House JFK Report No. 2 is more on the personal side than previous programs on the subject. More than half of the show As far as programs for chil ord of development in cap mand. WEDNESDAY fJJ 1:30 p.m Shelia. Starring Irene Dunne and Phyllis Oher.

0 4 p.m. It's in the Air. dren are concerned, the French don't seem to be too sule form, particularly his af In 1958, noted critic George finity for strings. Well played, events, particularly the international football and soccer matches, in which the French interested. will be devoted to separate in The discussion is highlighted by several examples whose value is not appreciably dimmed by the fact that they aren't as uproarious as Lenny seems to think.

The climactic performance of "Till Eulen- Jean Nathan died. Thought for Today Last Sunday, after a very extremely well engineered and blessed with fine jacket terviews with President and late Saturday night we sent Mrs. Kennedy. In one 23 Abraham Lincoln said: our three housewreckers in to notes. Another excellent ad dition to Vanguard's Land Starring Jack Benny, Ted Healy and Una Merkel.

A smooth talking hustler and his sidekick, trying to make a fast buck, pretend to be Towering genius disdains a play another country. The French announcers are rather chauvinistic about the home team and make such remarks as, "That's the worst referee to look at the television $et. marks of American Music It was 2:30 and they re Television Listings beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored." turned from the dining room Series. a CHOPIN stratosphere flyers.

(1935) 11 p.m. June Bride. The 14 Waltzes; Alexander Brallow- is Midnight Weather, News, Sporti Martin Kane spiegel" is good but not exceptional, and the peceding discussion greatly enhances its enjoyment A very fine piece of engineering, too. a MOUSSORGSKV Pictures at an Exfelblttom Night on Bald Mountain) Vlanna Stata Opara Orchestra, Vladimir GoldKhmann aky pianist. Columbia ML M2S 'Hennesey' Enjoyable Show but (Stereo MS MM).

5:55 p.m. Starring Bette Davis and Robert Montgomery. A woman magazine editor and her ace male writer go to the This is the second album in a projected series by an emin QX5) Weather, News, Sports Too Disciplined in Some Spots ent Polish pianist to record Chopin's entire production. 5:55 pjn. middle west to cover a wed Vanguard SRV 117 (No! aXD Weather, News, Sports stereo).

ding for the magazine. (1948) A reissue of an older Van By FRED DANZIG. 11 p.m. Invisible Menace, But as usual, we watched I stars Jackie Cooper and Ros-again as an orderly, disci- coe Karns are called upon to NEW YORK 0IPD- Although before plined and talented band of step out or character Hennesey" deals with Navy With Eddie Craven, Marie Wilson and Regis Toomey. An army private smuggles his sign-off time to plug the cig actors suddenly stiffened and life, the viewer is called upon 6:00 pjn.

3D Phil Silvers 6 JO pjn. CD Malibu Run (3D Wsgon Train (H) Hong Kong 7:30 pjn. (D Danger Man to supply the salt water bride on a government reser guard recording in the cheaper Demonstration Disc line, the album contains a standard pairing of Moussorgsky's best known instrumental works (although Pictures was written for piano, it is even more familiar in the Ravel orchestrated version). The sound right out of the nearest tear vation and stumbles across a Well played and well reproduced, the album also has fine explanatory notes. It suffers, however, from the same fault found in so many popular LPs.

Since all the pieces are in the same mould, taken in succession then become monotonous. However, since Chopin didn't write them that way nor intend they should be so heard, there's no law that says they have to be taken in one duct. murder. (1938) stumbled into scenes that manner of execution, might have come out of the silent movies. Emotions that had been keyed to a neo-realistic level got brief dunkings in And yet I find myself en- fTJ 11:10 pjn.

Always a (IXD-The Price Is Right (C) arette sponsor. What a pity. Dialing and Filing: Comedian Buddy Lester was the special guest on "The Danny Thomas Show" Monday night, with Bert Freed and Sid Melton also coming on for key parts. The chapter played as though it was an improvisa oying the series, or most of it Bridesmaid. say "most because each epi Starring Patric Knowles seems a little muinea ana sode can be counted on to aim bathos before surfacing for the sunny denouement.

distant but the tone is very and Grace McDonald. A district attorney investigates the for the lachrymal glands with the most stolidly saccharine 3D Nelsons' Adventures 6:00 pjn. (D My Sister Eileen (5 Bob Hope (7) Playhouse (ED Hawaiian Eye 8:30 p.m. clear and the performance Add to this wet close-ups, 6:00 p.m. QTj Expedition 6:30 p.m.

(5) Brothers Brannagan fS Laramie m- TBA Bugs Bunny 7:00 p.m. (T) Father Knows Best (Z) 3D Rifleman 7:30 pjn. (Tidy Dobie Gillis (5) Alfred Hitchcock 3D Wyatt Earp 1:00 p.m. (3) Tom Ewell (S Thriller C7 Emie Ford 55 Stagecoach West 1:30 p.m. (2XZ) Red Skelton 9:00 pjn.

(2X2) Garry Moore fTjJC'ennedy Report (ffa Theater 9:30 pjn. QD Manhunt 10:00 pjn. QXSXDtll) Weather, News, Sports 10:30 pjn. gulp weapons at the command of soft lights, an insistent hearts- Lonely Hearts Club thinking it's a front for corruption and falls for lady member. (1943) Stereo will be of little or no Incidentally, these Demon tion augmented, of course, by the well-rehearsed advantage in this recording, stration Discs, available in and-flowers musical background that gushes and rushes into consciousness and you "Dante" called it a season have "Hennesey" on any giv (2X23 I've Got a Secret 9:00 p.m.

SO Circle Theater (5 Peter Loves Mary the late Ward Bond for his portrayal of Major Seth script writers, actors, directors and musicians. But let us first talk about the good in this CBS-TV offering. The show, which began its hitch in September 1959, manages to be charming and entertaining for 20 or 25 minutes of each episode. Then, Adams in the Wagon Train en week. It matters not if the plot deals with a bachelor apartment, a stuttering sailor, a case of jealousy or a broken series.

Community Calendar TODAY The celebration will include 'Paladin' Is Winner of Silver Spurs RENO Richard Boone, the with Monday night's episode on NBC-TV. Howard Duff, the hero, closed with a brief lecture on the causes of alcoholism. He didn't blame the show. So why did I get a hangover just by watching? C7J Untouchables 3D Naked City 9:30 p.m. (5) Coronado 9 engagement, the arrangement just before that inevitable a parade, barDecue ana awards banquet in honor of Boone.

is always the same. 10:00 pjn. word from next week's spon To make matters worse, (DC5)(Z)3D Weather, News, sor, "Hennesey" turns into The "Silver Spurs" award Art Exhibit Green Bay Art Colony. Neville Public sports 10:30 pjn. is given to the most popular calling card champion of East Lynne." "Admiral and Son," Monday "Have Gun, Will Travel," has Museum.

WEDNESDAY, April 12 (D State Trooper television western actor as voted by the critics. This night's story, was typical. It touched on some aspects of a CB-H Ighway Patrol been selected as the 1961 winner of the "Silver Spurs" award Sports Show Northern lack Paar (C) year's award is the second recognizing a television per (JD Jack Paar (C) C7 Alfred Hitchcock 3D Trackdown 11:00 p.m. i ns i Sports Show father-son relationship with restraint, maturity and wit (7M long Kong sonality and the 12th award Brown County Arena, through Selection of Boone who por Texas Rangers or almost up to the final curtain given by the Reno Chamber trays Paladin in the CBS se 11:00 pjn. GO Feature Theater (7) 11th Hour Movie of Commerce April 16.

FRIDAY, April 14 ries, was made by balloting Previous winners have been 600 TV and newspaper col 3D News 22 rotary modal he 4-cycle Brier Musical "Where's Char CarG umnists across the nation. 11:10 p.m. CTt Feature Theater Qn Newt 11:10 pjn. fJD Evening Show 11:30 pjn. (7) Mike Hammer Premontre High School A celebration in Boone's 3D Evening Show 12 Midnight Strattoa eoffiae, recoil tartar, finiar-tip control.

Ey heifht retoc-tor ealact any cutting heixht betweealH' and John Wayne, Glenn Ford, Alan Ladd, Jimmy Stewart, Fred MacMurray, Gregory Peck, Gary Cooper and Spencer Tracy. More than 20,000 persons honor will be held in Reno, Nevada, on June 3, 1961. Also April 15-16. FRIDAY, April 21 Pop Concert Carmen Ca- (5) Weather, News, Sports John Waynerthe first "Sil ver Spurs award winner, vallero, Variety Theater; Bay will attend the celebration plus some of the nation's top Theater. with Mrs.

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