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POUR CHILLICOTHE CONSTITUTION. 8061 Si. TadV AVOSANGEM MEINERSHAGEN FUR. Superlative CARPET, RUG, WALLPAPER SALE! attract Carpets the admiration OPENS TUESDAY, APRIL 14. of the neighbor hood THIS IS A REAL SALE of NEW UP-TO-DATE DESIGNS.

FIGURE WITH US BEFORE YOU BUY. WE ARE OFFERING THE BEST VALUES EVER OFFERED IN FIRST CLASS FURNITURE. WE BUY IN LARGE QUANTITIES AND FOR CASH IS WHY WE UNDERSELLOTHERS. OUR QUALITY YOU WILL REMEMBER LONG AFTER PRICE IS FORGOTTEN FOLLOW THE CROWD ALWAYS SOMETHING DOING. MEINERSHAGEN FUR.

CO. who were in the city PERSONAL AND LOCAL day to attend the funeral of the former's sister. Mrs. Mary Melvin, will remain several days the Huffman's photos are unexcelled guests of their daughter, Mrs. J.

H. Stossell of Ottumwa, Joseph Burke. is in the city the guest of Cleaning, pressing and repairing and transacting business. of Local quickly and neatly done. Colored post cards Op- made at from $5.50 to $8.50.

All tion election, 2 for 5c. Seymour work done in 1 my own shop. Work Wigley, druggist. Sam Austin of Garden City, called for and delivered. Clarence is in the city on business.

Truog, second stairway south of: Mr. Austin is an expert Starkey Clothing Co. bile machinist. Mrs. D.

O. Smith and son, DanHay fever, carrh, 'and cold in iel. who have been visiting with the head relieved immediately by friends in St. Louis the past week, Sigler's Catarrh Remedy, at South returned. home Tuesday aiterSide Drug Store.

List your land and city proW. T. Hale, a banker of Ethel, is the guest of friends in the perty with Bazel J. Meek. Chilli-1, cothe.

Mo. dtf city. The Constitution is the only! S. P. Newland left Tuesday for Chillicothe paper receiving and Spokane.

Washington, where he publishing daily the will be the guest of his mother from the Associated Press, which and brothers for several months. is acknowledged to be the great- Make you chickens lay 50 est news gathering organization cent more eggs by feeding them in the world. ground bone meal. We can furMr. and Mrs.

W. E. Hamblin! nish any quanity. of Minneapolis are the guests oil Scruby Welch. friends in the city.

Dr. and Mrs. L. E. Tracy will Languor and weakness, due to leave the seventh of May for Medthe depleted condition of the ford, Oregon, where they will blood, are overcome by Hood's spend the summer with Mr.

and Sarsaparilla, the great vitalizer. Mrs. Herbert Kenter and family. G. WV.

Latt of Westboro Waterloo Engine was a Tuesday evening business Joseph, H. C. Davis, visitor in the city. Orren Whetzell, 1221 South C. L.

Waite Fire Insurance. Locust Chillicothe, trav-1 W. Moulton, Iowa, cling salesman. alodiot! business in the city Mr. and Mrs.

John Milbank C. L. Wednesday. Waite Real Estate. will spend the month along the rock bound coast of Dr.

C. A. Wolfe, Ed. Gill, Geo. Maine.

Richmond and G. A. McBride See E. D. the auto which Blake, sign paintvisited composed an Hamilton Tuesday party after- er.

for your advertising. iradti Mrs. Harry M. Davis will arnoon. rive in a few davs on a visit to her C.

L. Waite money to loan M. W. Little. siser.

Mrs. on city, property. See John Burch for the famIladiw Mrs. James Gregory returned Batavia brand of Tuesday from Kansas City where ous Every article guaranteed. goods.

she has been visiting her daugh-1 m130 dtf. ter, Mrs. Childers. Dr. Mabel Ulrich of MinneapoList your land and city lis.

will arive the last perty with Bazel J. Meek. Chilli- the week to spend Easter with cothe, Mo. Drs. John Milbank.

Harry McKinley of Ottumwa. C. L. Waite Loans. Iowa, is in the city the guest of Miss l'Lee Wells will return freinds.

Saturday from Richland. New, light, clean, bath rooms. where she has been visiting for Richmond Barber Shop and Bath the past ten days. Rooms. Sadtf 4 room house for rent.

C. L. Rev. J. M.

Ragan, who has Waite Co. nadiw been spending the past few Mrs. Frank Ransom and little months in Albany, was in the city daughter. Mary Margaret. of St.

"Wednesday. He was called to Louis will come the first of May Chula by. the death of Alvin Bak- to be the guest of Mrs. P. T.

er, at whose funeral he officiated Abell. will return to Albany Marriage license was issued Tuesday.He this week. Wednesday morning to C. L. Waite Abstracts.

H. Peterson of Bedford and Miss Mr. and Mrs. B. Haley of Nora Fullerton of Avalon.

George McCioughan of Dawn spent Tuesday in the city the guest of his sisters, Mrs. Dolph Roberts- and Mrs. Jennie MicCloughan. Miss Mary McGuire, who has been very ill for the past two weeks, was reported to be no betWednesday. Mrs.

was Guy in the Parks of Ottunrwa. city Wednesday the guest of Mrs. Frank Ashby. We have opened our Soda Fountain for the coming season and invite your patronage. ar5d6t N.

J. Swetland Drug Co. James McGuire of Vermont is in: the city to attend the bedside of his aunt, Miss Mary McGuire. who is very ill. Mrs.

Louis Turner will go 1o Utica Thursday 10 visit friends. Mrs. Emerson Hart has returned from a week's visit with relatives in Gallatin: Mr. and Mrs. Flave Littrell of Wheeling were shopping in the city Wednesdav.

Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Evans of Dawn were shopping in the city Wednesday. Weak women get prompt and lasting help by using Dr. Shoop's Night Cure.

These soothing, healing. antiseptic suppositories, full information how to procoed are interestingly told of in my "No. 4 For Women." The book and strictly confidential medical advice is entirely free. write Dr. Shoop, Racine, Wis.

for my book No. 4. Sold by N. J. Swetland Drug Co.

DEATH OF MRS. FISKE. Well Known Resident of County Dies at Her Mooresville Home Tuesday. Mrs. Fannie, wife of Nat Fiske, died at her home in Moorcsrille.

Tuesday morning aiter a. long illness. Her demise was caused from a complication of ailments. She was able to be about the house until last Wednesday, when a sudden change for 'the worse compeled her to go to bed. She was forty-five years of age.

The deceased was the daughter of John Glenn. a well known resident of this county. She was born and reared in Mooresville She was a good christian woman and had many friends who will mourn her death. She is survived by her widower and the following children: Olla, Clyde, Lula and Zae. She was an aunt of Mrs.

A. T. Kirtley of this city. GRATIFICATION SALE SHOE STORE WISHES YOU A -UL EASTER est to be seen in FOOTWEAR we call WATER FRANCHISE MEETING FRIDAY A meeting wil be held at the circuit court room, Friday night, at which the proposed water franchise will be discussed. While this meeting has been arranged for by some citizens who oppose the water franchise, all are invited to attend and those who are in favor of the franchise will be given ample opportunity to express their views.

Every voter is urged to be present and hear this discussion. BLUE MOUND ITEMS Blue Mound, April Cor. )-There will be preaching at the new church at this place the fourth Sunday. conducted by Rev. Edwards of Brecken-1 ridge.

Jos. Haynes and John Sullivan were in Chillicothe Friday. Misses Lillie and Callie Wooden visited Miss Rosa Paris Sundav afternoon. Roy Wilson of Nebraska, who has been visiting relatives at this place for a few days' returned home Fridav. Mr.

and Mrs. Edgar Carr spent Sunday with Jos. Haynes and wife. Miss Nettie Haynes called 011 Mrs. Dan Barnes Monday after110011.

Dr. T. G. Phelps of Chillicothe attended church at Blue Mound Sunday. Mr.

and Mrs. Chas. Warner and family spent Sunday with John Warner and family. Mr. and Mrs.

Pink Knox was in Chillicothe Thursday. WHEELING NEWS. Wheeling, April Bessie of Miami, is the guest of Frank Basset and family. F. Jacobson and family were in Chillicothe Saturdav.

The ladies of the M. E. Church will give "A Human Art Gallery" and serve ice cream and cake Saturday night. H. S.

Smiley has begun the erection of a modern home on his lots in the west part of town. Clarence DeWitt and wife and Bert DeWitt were in Chillicothe Saturday. Tom Campbell of Chillicothe was the guest of D. L. Pitts and family last week.

Oren Campbell and wife spent Sunday with friends in Laclede. H. Thorp spent Sunday with friends in Chillicothe. Misses Frankie Shifflett, Ida Littrell and Cora Littrell were shopping in Chillicothe Tuesdav. Mrs.

Frank Glasgow entertainled the members of her Sunday school class Wednesday afternoon. Wm. Scruby. wife and son. Stanley, of Chillicothe spent Sunday with relatives here.

Chas. Hawker was in Chula Thursday. Walter Gould and sister, Miss Clarice, were shopping in Chillicothe Friday. Airs. Fred.

Surder, who has been very ill. is improving. NEWS FROM FAIRVIEW. Fairview. April Zirkle did some carpenter work for Charles Kidwell Tuesday.

A large crowd attended the school entertainment at Vaughan Friday night. Mr. and Mrs. J. L.

Brooks spent Sunday with N. Barnhart and wife. Johnny Hoyt and wife visited Mr. and Mrs. T.

J. Perry Sunday. Wes Haynes and J. D. Linville were transacting business in Chillicothe Saturday.

Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Brooks were shopping 111 Chillicothe Saturday.

Mr. and Mrs. Will Goff visited Elmer Hosford and family Sunday. JERRY McCRAY The fine trotting horse will make the season at the C. B.

Currin place on the Springhill road. J. F. Blakeley. SOCIETY AND CLUBS 0000004 Miss Florence Hitt will entertain the Girls' 500 club at her N.

home on Cherry street Monday afternoon, April twentieth. The Dorcas society of the Elm St. Church will give an Easter social. Thursday. April 16.

after- No. noon and evening at the home of Mrs. Allen Moore--Musical pro-1 gram. Everybod. 95 WORDS A MINUTE At a speed contest recently held in Kansas City, Thos.

A. Blue, a Maupin graduate, wrote 95 words a minute, on the typewriter. Mr. Blue is recognized as the fastest typewriter operator in Kansas City. He is employed by the Pinkerton's National Detective Agency of Kansas City at a salary of $go a month.

DOLPH MAUPIN, Maupin's College Chillicothe, ARISTOCRATIC AUSTRIA. Emperor Francis Joseph's inauguration of universal suffrage in Austria is lending to some startling and remarkable innovations in connection with the selection of cabinet ministers. Until now these have been recruited mostly from the aristocracy, from highly placed members of the civil service and judiciary or else from politicians who possessed university degrees, had served in the army with the rank of otticer and were of well-to-do parentage. AN AERIAL 'SAILOR. "So you were a sailor, my poor man?" said the good housewife.

"Well, I wish vou would go down in the cellar and bail out the two feet of water that has accumulated down there." "Thy grunted Dusty Dennis, with a shudder," I dare not go near water. lady." A sailor afraid of water? "Yes, mum. Yer see, I was a sailor on an airship." MISTAKEN FOR A DEER. "Where is that old guide with long white whiskers?" queried the amateur hunter as he entered the areat north woods. am him, sir," replied the guide with the furrowed chin and high cheek hones.

"But you haven't long white whiskers, my friend?" did hare. sir. but some of those blamed city hunters shot them all off." OMISSIONS OF HISTORY. Leander was swimming the Hel- tespont. "It's the only war I can "get my trunks across without having to pay extra baggage charges on them," he said.

Cheered by the knowledge that Hero was waiting for him on the other side. he changed to the crawl stroke and plunged onward in his best amateur championship form. UNHAPPILY ALIKE. "He has no ear for music," said Bulger, pityingly. "It's actually al fact that he couldn't distinguish hetween the air of 'America' and that of 'God Save the "Did Bulger know that the air is the same in both? "He did not." Plain Dealer.

'Swastika' You will want perfumes for Easter Sunday, of course. Peculiar products are decked out as Easter perfumes and sold on every hand. Better leave them alone and buy the worthy goods we sell the year around. We have an especially large line of them just now and they are as fresh and delicate as the Easter lilies. The price may be less than you expect to have to pay for fine goods, but our prices have a way of being less.

Try Swastika. N. J. Swetland Drug Co OR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS.

Lost with each Fial ta Five Languages English, Germa4, Spanish, Portuguese and French, No. FOR 1. Forers, Crugestions, 1- 2. Wor MRS. MELVIN AT REST Large Number of Out-of-Town Friends in the City to Attend Funeral.

The funeral of Mrs. Mary Melvin, who died at the home of her daughter. Urs. Mary Graham at Oklahoma City. morning was held from St.

lemban's Catholic church Tuesday morning. Father Valerius Nelles. O. S. officiating.

Buria! was made 111 the Catholic cemetery. Mrs. Melvin had been ill at the home of her daughter for several months. suffering from heart trouble. She was formerly a resident of Nettleton.

She had been a consistent member of the Cathelic church and had visited in this city at the home of her niece. Mrs. Joseph Burke. a number of times. land had many friends here.

Mrs. Melvin is survived by five sons and two daughters. as follows: M. and Owen of ()klahoma City, James, of Chillicothe. Thomas and John of St.

Joseph. and Mrs. Mary Graham and Mrs. Bryan Fahney of Citv. Okla.

The funeral was attended by a large crowd of friends and relatires from this city, and the following from out of town: Mr. and Mrs. El. Haley. Miss Yelle Haley and Jas.

Haley Mel- of Cameron, Thomas and Jack rin. Mr. and Mrs. D. C.

McCraii of Brookfield. M. L. and Owen Melvin of Oklahoma City. Thos.

and John Melvin of St. cothe. Mrs. M. Potts.

Joseph. James Melvin of ChilliThomas and Frank Potts. Jr. and Mrs. Wm.

Wright and daughter. James Tierney. Mrs. Millett. James Millett of Nettleand Michael Stanlan of Breckenridge.

The two daughters of Oklahoma City were 111- able to accompany the body to this city. Affords Perfect Security. Foley's Honey from and Tar affords and periect consumption security it cures pneumonia the most obstinate coughs and colds. We have never known a instance of a cold resulting and pneumonia Tar had been taken. N.

J. aiter Foley's Honey Swetland Drug Co. ED. Edward DELANO Delano, IMPROVING. went an operation at St.

Mary's hospital about ten days ago. was able to be removed to his home Wednesdav. It will be several weeks before he will be able to return to his work. An Insidious Danger One of the worst features of kidney trouble is that it is an insidions disease and before the victim realizes his danger he may have a fatal malady. Take Foley's Kidney Remedy at the first sign of trouble as it corrects irregularities and prevents Bright's disease and diabetes.

N. J. Swetland Drug Co. HOLY THURSDAY Tomorrow will be Holy Thursday. For this day the special morning services at St.

Columban's Catholic church will begin al 8 o'clock. The evening devotion will be at 7:30. "Health Coffee" is really the closest Coffee Imitation ever yet produced. This clever Coffee Substitute was recently produced by Dr. Shoop of Racine, Wis.

Not a grain of real Coffee in it either. Dr. Shoop's Health Coffee is made from pure toasted grains, with malt, nuts, etc. Really it would fool an expert--who might drink it for Coffee. No.

20 or minutes tedious boiling. "Made in a minute" says the doctor. Sold by P. T. Abel.

SETTLED WITH CLERK. M. A. l'otts. trustee of Green township was in the city Wednesday Shelton.

and settled with W. County treasur- Clerk George Rice, er of the Utica schools. made 3 settlement with the county clerk, also. A Common Mistake Many women mistake kidney and bladder trouble for some regularity peculiar to the sex. Foley's Kidney Remedy corrects irregularities, and 'makes women well.

Miss Carrie Harden, Bowling Green writes: suffered much pain from kidney and bladder trouble until I started to use Foley's Kidney Remedy. The first bottle gave me great relief, and after taking the second bottle was entirely well." N. J. Swetland Drug Co. Spring Humors Impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling.

The best medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by givinghealthy functional activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin: Sarsatabs are fortu. Hood's Thes hare Sarsaparilla identically in Mrs. L. Gossrille. N.

chocolated curative tablet properties an the lignid forw, Every spring I was completely prostrate, the same of rud down, from dyapepsia and thut tired feel. besides by acettracy dose. brenkage, convenience, or leakage. ing. But I have found Hood's Sarsaparilla no loss druggists or promptly mail.

helps me from the dose. completely $1, of C. L. Hood Lowell, Mass. restores good health and strength." Farm Loans! We can make you a farm loan cheaper than any other agent in Livingston County.

We have the only 5 PER CENT MONEY To be had in the county. These are facts; investigate for yourself. GILL RYAN Abstracts of Title, Farm Loans, Insurance and Real Estate. CHILLICOTHE, MO, TELEPHONE 269. San Francisco $31.55 One Way Until April 30 Los Angeles San Diego $63.10 Round 25 and Trip 26 April Seattle Takoma $31.55 One Way Until April 30 Portland Homeseekers' Round Trip Rates To all principal points west and northwest first and third Tuesday every month.

No matter were you are going consult me about the rates and get complete information, R. B. JORDAN, Agent. Burlington Tel. 2g C.

Blue. B. Q. R. Chillicothe, K.

Mo. Route OSTEOPATH Dr. Wolfe Chronic Nervous Diseases Back of Chillicothe Railing. Hoath eat cor. Square, Chillicothe.

Mo. Want Ads; Classified. PUT A LITTLE "SALESMANSHIP INTO A CLASSIFIED -AND IT WILL SELL ANY USED ARTICLE YOU. WANT TO SELL. FOR -HOUSES.

For rent: Small cottage on Vine street. Geo. E. Seay. ato dot For rent or sale 7-room modern house except heat.

cellar, barn and granitoid walks, Possession June 1st. Enquire Owl Drug Store. 13adti FOR SALE. For sale: Ten light Colt acetylent gas machine in good condition. Apply at the Constitution office.

dtf FOR -FARMS. For Sale-Forty acres of bottom land in Sampsel township, lying 3-4 mile south and 3-4 Fifteen mile west of Sampsel station. acres in wheat, the balance. pasture, Every with foot is tillable scattering land. This some timber.

is within half a mile of a school house. Improvements consist of house 20x24, 5 rooms; new barn, 20x22, good' well, hen house; all under fence, on public road. Easy terms. Price $37.50 per acre. John H.

Petty, Sampsel, Mo. 3adtf POULTRY AND EGGS WHEN YOU ARE GETTING GLASSES Get them right. Absolute satisy faction in the relief of HEAL. ACHE and EYESTRAIN: A. B.

Macdonald, -EAST SIDEJEWELER AND OPTICIAN. Registered Stock For Sale Shorthorn cattle, Poland China hogs, Mammoth jacks, including several good Shorthorn bulls. Scotch topped and double Sentch topped. or. good Mammoth jack, 16 hands high.

rears old. with mealy point-. an U. One 3-year-old jack. hand: high.

black with white Several coming 3-vrar-old lacks:.