HUMBOLDT STANDARD Monday, April 16, 1962, P. IB THE FLINTSTONES By HANNA-BARBERA LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE CARMICHAEL A FEEUK1 IT'S GOlKl to r3rj op JjlBO/KDTHE flTOK-roWOTD RT BOAT. FARTHER AMD FflRTHER FROM THE TROUBLED LITTLE TO.CAH.IC ISLA1ID- "THEY SCREAM THE HEWS FROM j Mnr4=rrPP MdQ k Â°'^WD,l$ HD ( ^Hi C Sl 77 y~''----7**?v Â°~ THE CASTLE ' r-jitf - Â·* Â· fs^w MARTHA WAYNE .AD1ES PAY "Any time you've; had enough, Miss Hardy, juit say so!" r WEST, AS YOU KMOW, THE INCOMlMS AND OJT60IWS MAIL IS CEWSOZSD HERE. I'VE THE WARDEN'S \ EEAD YOUR LETTERS TO YOUR WIFE OFFICE., CENTEX ' S -""^ YOUR B I R T H D A Y and Tomorrow Kindergarten is where kfds go to catch colds from each Other so they can stay home. * Â»EA Â» All-Stars MONDAY -- Born today you have a strong character which is practical and realistic. This is somewhat in contradiction to your creative genius which would, in the more average person, tend to make one temperamental, moody and unpredictable. However, because of this combination of near genius and common sense, you will undoubtedly make a small fortune as well as gain recognition for your work. You men are inclined to be the lone-wolf type and will do your best work by yourself. You men, especially, have a firm belief in fate and the inevitable justice which will come to him who per- orms conscientiously and in r ac- ordance with his own beliefs. 'on have an inquiring mind and reslless nature which sends you i the far ends of the earth for in- ormalion. Especially fond of the ea, you would be happiest if liv- ng near the water, since you ap- ear to gain inspiration \vhile tiere. Both men and women have ex- ellent taste and want only the jest in your personal surround- ngs. You are rather too fond ol good food and drink and may iced to curb your appetite in mid- lie age if you are to remain slender. You incline toward overweight. You women know how Ic irrnnge a home beautifully anc might become professional inter, or decorators or designers. There is likely to be but one Â·cal love in your life and you 11 be somewhat jealous and dc manding. Should this romance ail, you might attempt more than me marriage, seeking the true jerfection. Among those born on this date ire: Anatole France, author Samuel Henry Butcher, author Earl of Halifax, British stales- "I see the figure of ?M.95!" "-- And just how, pray tell, would tlwy fit nn owl with contact lenses?" 'Would you cut to line for me, Mister?-! want to get on with my fishing! THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW ELL SHE'S BIGGER NOW, ANP STIL.L. IN MOM'S WAY J susisje WAS ATINV THIN SHE WAS ALWAYS IN /TOM'S WAV J HELP* H*W ! VOU'LL HAVg TO GROW A LITTLE FIRST: you GO PLAY WITH YOUK. POlly WHILE MAMA SV/E6P3 UP I NAHII HAVEN'T SOT Tl#6! (YAWN) I GOTTA STUDY; By Harold Gray Y(3LI FCR0BT Next' weew BA9TEK. see, CAN OF V6LLOW...OM OF A CAN OF BLUE AN? ONE HB E JIKV OFFSHORK, A PUFF OF WHO BREFWB THE ALL TOO LONG CALM- NOW. THE VOICE SCREECHES. Â£T IS BEACHING IjjTO THE 6LD STOIIE STRUCTURE. AND, WITH ITE LONG HECK, IT 1*3 flELE TO PLUCK OUT THOSE WITHIN, LIKE HAPLESS SNAILS FROM THEIR SHELLS I HEV!LOOK! w SAILS I WE'RE STARTIN TMOVE! By V. I. Hamlin ALLEY OOP PISHTI A Â·LIVE' MOVIE CAMERA,) 1H' SAME THINS YOU USEt TO TEST THE TIME-MACHINE WAV BUCK THERE IN THE THIRTIES? NO, OSCAR, WE WANT SOME- THINS BETTER ABLE TO TELL US WHEBE ITS BEEN! By Wilson Scruggs WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL OKAY, OOP, WEIL PLW HAPPEN WHEN Y'START I IT SAFE AMD RUN X' * IC -f :,Â·_ POURIN' KILOWATTS f A. TEST ON TT ES- ( FRUIT FLIES INTO THIS kieu ' ""^ * ' EHPC VJP TraQ.T A rS OR A I'VE ALSO OBSERVED YOUK BE HAVIOK. AS A RESULT, I HAVE RECOMMENDED TO THE PATOLE BOARD THAT YOU BB DISCHW6ED IMMEDIATELY. BUGS BUNNY YOU MAY REGRET VOUR INCONSIDERATE TREATMENT OF /VK.6UVNOR! I'M GONNA USE TH PHONE, 50 SET LOST By Chick Young I'M GOING TO BECOME A VESETARIAN WELL-' HELP 'MAKE DECISI ;y LIVER IS DANDY KlDN'fS /A SAME CAS1 BE SAID OF MY SHORT-RIBS DIVINE. MAVBE MV LITTLE POEM I CANT DECIDE IT WILL HELP WHAT HEAT TO GET FOR SUPPER By Frank O'Neal By Dick Turner 1/00 DON'T HOLD AN ICECREAM COME...VOU TEE IT OP! OJHAT5 THE SENSE IN BUVlNS AN ICE CREAM CONE FOR SNOOP 1 /? HflU) \6 HE 60INS TO EAT IT? TH'-IMSIDE MAN AT TH'S-S-SKONK ,/OWCEFOLKS WORKS -RATTLE'; I GITS A WHIFF O' cHoKe'' i -M TH'REALME-- AH IS GOWNA GIVE YO' A SWEET; MCTHERLV KISS, EF AH HAS TO RIP YORE. HAID OFF TO DO IT/. 'An alert, up-to-date travel agent should be in touch with revolutionary movements everywhere!" By Nadine Seltzer By Leff and McWilliams DAVY JONES ONLY TO BE CAUSHT IN AM UNOCRWATfK, .'.i SUZY FLAILS HER ARMS AND LEGS WILDLY...ONLY TO WORSEN HER PLI3HT.' CERTAIN THAT LIZ BORDIN WILL HARM HER, SUZY BENAY FLEES IN UTTER PANIC By Raeburn Van Buren ABBIE and SLATS THIS TIME IT'LL BE DIFFERENT, SUE. VER OLD MAN'S ON THE SCENT O' CASH - AND IT'S MAKIN'A-ORRS- BLOOD HOUND our - ^ ' ' ^Â·= THE LAST TBHB YOU HftO f . .. , VW OLO MAN'S COME UP WITH AN IDEA THAT'LL TAKE- THE man: Charles Chaplin, actor-pro iucer; Sir John Franklin, cxplor r and navigator. Tuesday, April 17 ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) - r amily contacts are importan ind you may combine business md social events with profit now. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) -Check all your future plans very arefully; think quietly; make mprovements in techniques. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) -Creative and artistic pursuits are highly favored at this time. De Â·clop nn Idea more fully. CANCEH (June 22-July 23) -Take a business risk today, if you are in competitive selling. You jan win out now. LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) -- Partnership affairs, be they business ir marital, should develop favor ably at this time. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sepl. 23) -- A jood day for family affairs. Close relatives will bring joy and hap- )iness. Enjoy life. ] LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) - A| 'ine day for expressing your i n - j nermost thoughts and seeing that hey are widely accepted. SCORPIO (Oct. 21-Nov. 22) -Your best day of the week. If you can help someone else, there will )c mutual advantages gained. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dcc. 22) -- Matters that will benefit others should be your concern at this time. Eyes open for romance! I CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) Â· Combine business and social events to the advantage of both and you will prosper thereby. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)--! Give a careful thought to your future plans and figure out, now, whore you are headed! PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) -Concentrate on financial arrangement. Collect debts and make payments on your own. By Fagaly and Shorten "Ho'a my pen pall"
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