Eureka Humboldt Standard from Eureka, California on April 14, 1962 · Page 29
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Eureka Humboldt Standard from Eureka, California · Page 29

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Saturday, April 14, 1962
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Quotes Light Housekeeping Our living room is full of floor lamps And table types and many more lamps. With lamps, indeed, the place is teeming; We've half a dozen always gleaming. They're very-pretty---cozy, rosy-And nice when one is feeling dozy. The only thing, my friends, we need buy Someday is just one lamp to read by. --Richard Armour Spring Fever My love is sprightly as a sparrow, Full of life and cheer again; Alas, it isn't Cupid's arrow-Baseball season's here again. --Betty Isler A Revised Plan for April Things I Must Do This Month: 1. Buy a summer suit or two 2. Get season ticket to baseball games 3. Check back yard for swimming-pool installation 4. Trade in car for '62 model 5. Pay Federal income ta Things I Must Do This Month (revised): 1. Buy pair of summer slacks 2. Fix television set for baseball season 3. Buy new barbecue spit for back yard 4. Have car washed 5. Pay Federal income tax --William Garvin Anyone who pays his income tax cheerfully ought to have his return examined. --Harold Coffin "I was so glad to hear of your marriage, dear!" said the matron to her friend when they met in a beauty parlor. "What is he like? Does he try to boss you around?" "No, of course not, silly," the new bride replied. "He's been married before!" --Robert Heani "Now thai you're here, lot's got a few things straight." A lady appeared in a dry-goods store and searched through the samples desperately. "I simply have to find material with a metallic sheen and transparent enough to glow when a red bulb is lighted under it." The baffled clerk searched unsuccessfully for such a material. "No," he finally conceded, "we don't have it. But I'll order it if you tell me what on earth you need it for." "It's for my small son to wear in the school play," she replied exasperatedly. "Oh, if they only hadn't cast him as a nose cone!" --Dan Bennett Family Wecfclv. Ayril I S , 1962 I jjj I | m i I I When childhood constipation occurs | More mothers use JH J Fletcher's Castoria j than any other laxative Fletcher's Castoria gives the prompt, yet natural-like relief from temporary constipation that medical authorities agree is best for a child's young system. Its pure extract of Senna is considered one of nature's finest vegetable laxative products. Fletcher's Castoria is gentle, the prime requisite for a child's laxative. It contains none of the harsh drugs so often found in adult laxatives, drugs that can upset your child's system. Fletcher's Castoria is liquid, so exact dosage is sure: from drops to teaspoonfuls as needed. Very important, too, Castoria tastes good. So children take it willingly, even lick the spoon. Fletcher's Castoria is the only nationally-recognized laxative made especially for children of all ages. So why take chances . . . the laxative that's "right" for you can well be "wrong" for your child. Get famous Fletcher's Castoria today. It takes a child's laxative to fulfill a child's needs "Fight with them--against crippling" EASTER SEAL FUND APPEAL ADDRESS, CRIPPLED CHILDREN. C;o YOUR LOCAL POSTMASTER

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