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* MUM M til N. East Are., Fiyettevllle, Arluuiui 7!7I1 PINM44MW Pibliihcd every aflenoM except SuxUy FWMM Jne 14, ltd Second Class Postage Paid at Fayetteville, Arkansas MEMBEK~OF THE ASSOClATElTpRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republicalion of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Per Week (by carrier) !5c Wail rates in Washington, Benton, Madison counties Ark. and Adair County, Okla. 3 months $5.00 6 months $8.1)0 1 YEAR $10.00 City Box Section $18.00 Mail in counties other than above: 3 months $6.00 fi months $10.50 1 YEAR $20.W 4~~« Monday, April 14, 1969 ~" The Can Xo one who has had to kick empty cans anil sandwich wrappers out of the way in order lo have a place to sit down and eat his P ' c ' i ' c I'.nich e-ottld question t h e crucial n a l t i r o e'!' i - . H - ' t . M i ! in A m e r i c a . H used to he a :»K MI ;1 _ ; i - e i n i i e s t r i p s when Jigga or Moon ^Tul- !!·· \UMU i'isliiiiJT and hooked an old shoe. T h a t ' s all yon can catch these days in lots "T e - i i r lakes and streams. Here in t h e O.arks, where fresh air and .·ie:iM \vater are still in some alutndance-- :hoi-,i_'h cans have pretty well penetrated even H;c most remote of our sylvan dells--we may he sometimes inclined to discount the severity of I h e danirer. Severe it is. though. And pressing closer. Hence if is encouraging, at first glance anyway, t h a t President, Nixon is preparing lo establish a new policymaking body aimed at b u i l d i n g e n v i r o n m e n t a l considerations i n t o presidential decisions. ' T i e plans to issue an executive order--ac- (Sirilinir to advance reports -- which will es- lal'Iish a Cabinet-level "Environmental Q u a l i t y Council.'' The President, h i m s e l f , in- ttinU -- or so the story (iocs--to chair the new c o m m i t t e e , whose aim will be to take (B'ciunte account of environmental effects of a d m i n i s t r a t i v e decisions on all manner of '·· Presumably, thi* group would sit in .iitrlg- fr.ei;- on route's for I State highways: on proposed w a t e r i m p o u n d m e n t s on the Colorado Bivcr (or t h n K u f f a l o ) ; and on tilings l i k e t h e r m a l p o l l u t i o n from power plants along f;he C a l i f o r n i a coast (or the A r k a n s a s R i v e r ) . " Th" onl\- h i i c h in the scheme, to date, is a c i i ' c - s t i o n i n j r glance from the Congress, n-hicli e-njoys a n a t u r a l suspicion of any h i g h - fcvi ! n o l i c y m a k i n g body controlled exclusively li.v t h e executive. In this connection, for- tr-" 1 ' Secretary of the Intei'ior Stewart Urta.ll f;-\ O:TI some such agency, but his phn leaned fa.ward a t-.nion of interests representing On- £'·''--: and the private sector as well as the C M - i - t i t i v e . A p p a r e n t l y President Xixon has jr". f ! - o X i x on t h a t alternative. . W i t h some sort of action i m m i n e n t , the Spp.aie I n t e r i o r Committee, headed by Henry y. Jackson. D-\Vash.. hopes to share t h e i n i - t i a t i v e w i t h t h e President by schednlin.! r a Ii'a.!-!!!-.' on the proposal t h i s week. W i t - rv--·'-.-· will i r i ' h i d i ' T d a l l ; repre-sental ives of {:.·· :-:· ;Ta C l u b , whie-li has syniboliml I l i e f-'.'.·':'.; i or preservation of n a t u r a l resoure-es ( ' · : · many years; and several of Nixon's en- v i r o n m e n t a l experts. ; As things, seem to be shaping up, Ihe t i l t i - ir.ate i i r g t i m e i i l will not he waged over the de- S u a b i l i t y o f e n v i r o n m e n t a l c o n s i d e r a t i o n , h u t «!:!·; her or not the Nixon plan will b r i n g to f j ' a r ciniiigh s c i e n t i f i c levera.ge to be nf sign i f i r a n c e . What Congress appears to fear is fl-at I l i e present plan is l a i l - r . r m a d e for rteci- 5'"n- on a political, rather ( b a n a s c i c n l i f i c L a m e n t a b l y , such a f e a r seri ii!.iied in Mr. Nixon's ca.-u. : What Others Say : A KI-'.fiKKSSIVK TAX ··' -I-' t-.-' f i r r i d a icL:;.-..;itors in tr.eir se-arch ·f' I ' - v y So : j, r.d \ - . i j j be i o i i ' . . i : ; ^ a u - l l l l i h i s J' ' ' - - :U - I ' ! ' i r: :-ii,g. Kia n i - n ' l as i - h n p l e as 'C '-' - '..- . :..: - :n - t . - p a::d co:.-,:i|i r t h e ponder- t · '' '· ' · ' ' " - - ::'! i'-( ;:is in l-'lni ida lo see .' · · - . ! : · :·· i . ' i . : '·: I'M- M I M I - ; . : · ! ' · . : ! . i . . ' !;' l . i , . . c i n : . i - : i . t i t W o : , 1 ( 1 be- i. · |., i ; . , - . , , . - ; : . H-, i · ; . n.^ i :..n::: i;-!o I'.e 5- ... ··· · ' - . 'l :. ' M I . . 1 ( 1 · : . . - , . . . . , ; ; ,., ... . i , ; . , , , . , , ,-,||,| f' ' bi-u.MM .--.-.(I - i i. 1 i ; -i,, K:,,-.i;., -,-,,,-:|,1 j;ave I' · - . - . " . - .'II pll - '.: i'.:, ' i...i.i. a:.il i . ii t r i i i - l ; - , r....:n -'I . - , ! - ; .-nil .-n-: i . e . i . , , : . ,:u' ; - o . i - i ; ·.]·.-· n.i -.- til .' t:,: ·.-. bl. a-.l · ( . thl'iingi;!!!!' t i n - f l . i i e . V . i . r l , l , . - - I I i ( - , s M i l fc-l 1 . : o do l . ' \ c o l i c c l i o i , 1 . , n i l pi-o-.'i, · VVr bccan.e; p r i e . ' l i i . i t i o a i.::dcr l ! n - l ; - , c ( . . i i - i m - ;,. ; , \ - i i - a , , R i v . n l a t i o ' i , - i , i l :.···. o n a d M - i t i ,...,.. v . u - i l ' i - ! i ; i e bn -,- ·J. This great M , , l e lu-; l,i,;."- t . i i, , ...,i ,, ( | ,,f j 1 ( . · , · ! , % BI w h i c h business ,md i n d i , - i ! v -.M!| |,c the prime Quivers. Hut great tasks arc i,eu-r accomplished by | hamslrnnp! free enterprise system. H great goals J|re to be reached we must find wii.v, in keep our j j u m m n u i c - a l i v p free enterprise sy-.tc-m h-ce a n d Hear ff d i s c r i m i n a t o r y t a x e s and nnjir.t r r s i i - ; hor,,. -- Ifcfl Mycr» (Ha.) Minis-Press Password InD.C. Is Temporize By CLAYTON FRITCHEY (C) 1969, Newsclay, Inc. WASHINGTON--Back in January, Dr. Arthur B u r n s, the high-ranking White House adviser, said that by March the Nixon Administration would be ready to lay its major programs before Congress and the public. In March, the President said that by the middle of April "I will. . .state a general domestic program. By that time the program w i l l be at the point t h a t f think it should be completely .summarized and set forth." So now it is mid-April, Congress has gone oil' for its Easter recess, and almost nothing is before it. Even House Speaker John McCormack, who has been cooperative with the President, admits h i s concern. H u b e r t Humphrey, who has also been indulgent, now says. "Time is running and running fast. The issues are there and they must be met. Thus far the h a l l m a r k of the new Administration lias been caution. But after the Easter vacation, it wil become time to fish or cut bait." The President's performance (or lack of it) has its defenders. Sen. Everett Dirkscn. the Minority Leader, has praised ii as "the Responsible Society." Actually, it is not necessary to invent a descri|jtioii. because i.a- t i n had a word for it, and the word, in modern usage, is temporize. Webster's International defines temporize as meaning: "Bow to practical necessities; to make terms or work out a compromise with someone or between parties: to d r a w out. discussions or negotiations so as to gain time put olf decisive action." It w i l l he hard to f i n d a more precise d e f i n i t i o n of the last 80 days in W a s h i n g t o n , whether it is the federal budget and tax reform on the one hand, or Vietnam, missiles, and disarmament talks on the other. The A d m i n i s t r a t i o n has also temporized on foreign aid. Peru, dralt reform, the Otcpka case, and the poverty and model cities programs. In addition it has hedged, stalled, or compromised on the Dctense budget, e-'ee-loral enl- lege reform, school desegrega- t i o n guidelines, college demonstrators and numerous controversial appointments. This is not necessarily all had. Several of Nixon's s e c o n d thoughts have been b e l t e r t h a n Ins lirst ones, notably in modi l y i n g his campaign positions on Vietnam and tax reductions. There is much to be said for tempori/.ing on occasion, as Eisenhower proved when he backed off from a war in Indo- C Ii i n a a f t e r first going along w i t h h i s h a w k i s h advisers. The late President, however, also knew t h e r e were t i m e s w h e n not to temporize, lie inherited it war in Korea just as Nixon has in V i e t n a m , but lie hist no t i m e in pressin;: for peace. It took him only six months to get it. In V i e t n a m no end is in sight. Like N i x o n . Eisenhower was under pressure from the m i l i - tary to spend billions on an a n t i - b a l l i s t i c missile s \ e m . A g a i n he did not temporize, l i e w . i s against the missile defense and minced no words in saying n. Admittedly these f i r m decisions were the exception r a t h e r t h a n the rule of his A d m i n i s t r a t i o n , for on t h e whole the E i s e n h o w e r years w e r e negative ones. Considering the p o p u l a r sin- cess of Eisohower's general blandnos.v it is u n d e r s t a n d a b l e t h a t X'ixon might w a n t to e m u l u t e it. but it is d o u b t f u l if anv body but t h e 0 e n e r a 1 could m a k e it a p o l i t i c a l asset. Eis- n bower came t o office as a he- rnic. d y n a m i e general, l i e d i d n ' t have to be p o s i t i v e to prove himself. The public was readv to give him the b e n e f i t of t h e doubt and the p o l i t i c i a n s were afraid to a t t a c k h i m . Richard N i x o n has no Mich margin for coasting, lie DOES have to prove h i m s e l f . He di(. no' win in a landslide like his old chief. There is s t i l l a v n i l - ami sec a t t i t u d e on the part of many citizens, and I'D In n"'' v it has been mosllv w a i l and l i t - tle sec. Bennett Ccrf "I Want To Report A Very Dangerous Situation" Crisis A Way Of Life With Postal Department Try And Stoo Me A r e s t a u r a n t o w n e r , one ^lorl stc'p ahead of t h e s h e r i I I. couldn't stand eating in his own place- any longer because Hie long rows of empty tallies w e r e c l r l \ i n g h i m crazy. O n e n i l ' i i I'e called in lo sec if there was any pick up in trade and came Iv.el; I r o m the phone to report In h i - i w i l e t h a i his place had a p a r ' v of 71 and a parly of H. "That's b e l l i- r t h a n u s u a l , isn't i t , tie,II- 1 .'" asked his w i f e l i o p e l n l I v . "N'ah." he disputed her. "How can yon make a nickel on a ',.'j year old w o m a n and a M- vear old k i d ? " A l t e r a long search, t h e f . u h - ei- of a good lor i i i i l h i n j : : on f o u n d an a n t i q u e -Imp o w i v r who needed help o b a d l y ho cave t h e son a job. D u r i n g his ver\ tn-sl clay t h e r e I I , e .mi droppi-d a M u m vav w h . c h :.li,it!ered i n t o .1 hundred piece·-. The owner called t i n - l a t h e r lo in-.o.l t h a t t h e .-on w o u l d l n \ e to pay lor the vase by f o r l o i t i n g h a l l bis weekly wages. "How much was the d a r n t h i n g w o i l h ? " asked the f a I. h o r "Nine hundred dollars," s a i rt I h e o w n e r , " l l u r r a v , " :,honied t h e l a t h e r . "M M i I I o n h,'S Iniincl n steady job at last!" he Washington Merry-Go-Round (Edit. Ktsc.rth MS.) "There is no murtal thins faster than these messengers." -- Herodotus «n the Persian postal system, 500 B.C. Chronic crisis is the word for the U.S. postal system. The Post Office will save $1 million, it estimates, by dropping same- day service in big cities. That amounts to li.OOO of the annual $8 billion budget of the Department. The mail system could break down at any time. Shortly after taking over his new job. Postmaster G e n e r a l Winlon M. Blounl d e c l a r e d i n nn i n I ii r v i c w: "I am told by p e o p l e in the department that the sort of breakdown that happened in Chicago two or three years ago could happen today in any one of a do/en places across the country --and it could happen in a lot of places at the same time." Blounl observed at a Feb. 25 press conference that there are not going to be any overnight improvements in the mail system. But. lie said. "If we don't start making these changes we are talking about, this system is going to collapse." The U.S. Post Office handles well over one-half the world's mail -- more than 82 billion pieces last year. Before Ions. Blount says, we'll be up to 100 billion pieces. The Post Office is the government organism with a built- in deficit, in the Johnson administration budget for the fiscal year 1970 -- beginning July 1--'postal e x p e n d i t u r e s were e s t i m a t e d at $7.7.') billion of w h i c h only SB.5 billion would be covered by revenues under existing postal rales. The budget proposed cutting out the 10 cent air mail rate -- inasmuch as most first- class mail is carried by air anyway. Instead, the f i r s t - c l a s s rate would be raised to 7 cents from the present (i cents. The Facts Don't Support Hopes For Peace liy I)KK\V I ' K A K S O V liy .IACI A M / K K S O N I',y lic'll-Slc-Chii-c 1 Syndicate-) I ) K E \ V PEAKSdX' A X ! ) J A C K A N D E K S O X S A V : I N T E L L I G E N C E KEPOKTS RLAST HOPES FOR V I E T N A M P E A C E ; REDS P L A X C A P T U R E OE SA1 (JON AS 110 C H I M I X H H I K T H D A Y P R E S K X T : D I H K S K N IU : SV P l . A C I X f , C R O M K S I X ADM1NIS- THAT10X JOBS Vi'ASIll.X'CTOX -- I n t e l l i p o n c p reports eontradict t'ne optimistic t a l k around Washington of an e a r l y settlement of the Vietnam w a r . Hiiih ifencrnment of- fici.ils are spreading the w o r d t h a t N o r t h V i i - t n a n i . reco.mii/.in.R the hopelessness of its m i l i l a o sitn.-ilion. can be expected lo e-ome to terms t h i s ye-ar. On (lie contrary. inLelli^e" ; ce reporls indicate t h a t North V i e t - nam is pouring mi-n and mat e r i a l s i n t o t h e South lor a last jurat battle, 'i'he rininiu'iisl aim according to captmrd do: 1 P i n e - n N . is to e'apMire Saii'on In' Ho C ' i i i ^ l i r . h ' s ' b i r t h d a y . M a y r.) and rename it llo Chi M i n h City. Tile c-l incic:,ti:-.e " L i b e r a t i o n l l a d i i j . " ^e.-ci-etl.^' i n o n i t o r e d by the L'. S.. has been e-xliorlinj; t h e \-'ie-( Co-i-r "lo achieve re sonndiM.'^ \'ict'))-ies to !0'Cc! t!l(- liirthcomini.; 7-)th b i r t h d a y of Preside,!! H.I on ^ l a v !!)'. The fireat oilensives ot' I b e Soliih. toile-l'ic'i' w i t h t h e b r i l l i a n t e x p l n i i e!' ' i l i - X e i ' i l l . \\ i 1 I i-eji:\ e-na'.e l.'nek- l l o . strengthen him and pro'or.K his life, and i'. ill lie-In t h e ' Scnlliern compa- I r o i l s «-ioi achieve t h e i r u h i - m a l e eh'cani: lo meet Uncle Ho in .S'Uilh V ' i c - t i - a m . in the n i i d ^ t of t h e - jnn^ie-s ol viclorions fla.'.'s." Anolhe-r nie-ssa^e. adeires'-T-tl to " D e - a r Saigon ("holoi; Oia D i n h e - o m n a l r i o t s . li\ inj 1 . a n el I ' i - i ' i l i i i ' : in the hear', of t h c c-neniy's n e- r v e- e-C'iiter." declared: "You o o m p a t n o l s are cnlne-.lnl by h i s t o r y j.nd the people w i t h a very heavy but a!sn a \ cry .ulorions t a s k · liiioi-kini! out the land .urabhiTs and c-onni r \ - s e l l e r s in the last \-ictei-ious b a t t l e - . . . . " I l e r o i " Saiijon-Chnlon-f! i a D i n b is delerminc'd lo be- w o r t h v of t b e t i i l e 'brass fot-lrc'^s of Ihe f a t h e r l a n d of the- heroic South.' w o r t l u - of our n a t i o n . \vorthy of I h e - s o i i e - i t n e l e - o ! brotlu'-rs and f r i e n d s Ilie- w o r l d o \ e - r . a n d w o r t h y of b r i n e called the Ho Chi Minh City." The communist strategy, ac- i.'orclins to captured documents, is "lo overthrow the country- sc-lliiij; a n d people h a r m i n g Thicu-Ky clie|iie and form a peace cabinet that can seriously negotiate w i t h the t X a t i o n a l Liberation Front)." To carry out t h i s objective. North Vielnamesc troops are now m o i i n i ; down the Ho Chi ^ l i n h Trails a n d across t h e DMX in a l a r m i n g numbers. Xo doubt Ho would like to follow and celebrate his 79th birthday in Sai£on. DIRKSEN'S JOB OIUVK Kveretl Dirkscn. the lui)a- tonecl Senate Republican leader, has been rumbling petulantly over Ihe Xixon Adminislra lion's failure In provide em- ioncd Senate Republican leari- devolee of the spoils system, he believes that government jobs should go lo the Republican f a i t h f u l , p a r t i c u l a r l y those who h a v e he-en faithful lo Everett Dirksen. T h e Senate C O P l e a d e r d r a m a t i c a l l y demonstrated his i n l l u e n c e w i t h President Nixon, however, w h e n he pnblicily t'lrcaU-nc-d to "so to the highest a u l h o r i i y in liiis government, to ;M somebody fired." The threat was a i m e d at Clifford A l r x i i n d--i'. Jr.. nop.ro c h a i r m a n of the E q u a l E m p l o y m e n t Opporluni- iie" Convniss.ion. w h o w a s i m m e d i a t e l y defended by Sen. Tc'd Kc-nned-. the Democratic W h i p . A lew days later, true to his threat. Dirksen h r o u g h t pressure upon the White House to force Alexander's resignation. He has a list of deserving Dirkscn Republicans whom he w o u l d tike- to p'anl Ihroughout the- f e d c. 1 r a I government. Dirksen sne-cee-dc-el in i n s t a l l i n g eine of his favorites.. Robert Poe'C-sta. as Assistant Secretary of Commerce 1 . Room was made at the Pentagon I'm- another D i i k s e - : i loyalist. James Hittle, who w a s appointed Assistant Se-e-re-t.-'iy of the N a v y . Dirkse'ii also took care of his chief Senate lackey. Ni-bras-ka Sen. R o m a n H r u - - k a . who help 1 -'. Irm alli-nd to the- legislalive w a n t s of the drug, insurance, steel, f i r e a r m s and other special iatere.sts. l l r u s k a w a u l e d to p l a n t .lames Smith as the new Fanners Home Administrator. Dirksen obligingly helped to l u e - a k t h r o u g h a roadblock that O k l a h o m a Sen. Fred Harris, (he lie-W Demoe-ratic X T alional C h a i r - m a n , had tried lo raise in Ihe \ v a y of Smith's appointment. Dirksen als/i provided a backstage push that got Hruska's intemperate young assistant. Kichard Vclde. son of t h e former un-American Activities chairman, appointed Associate Law Enforcement Admioistra tor at. the Justice Department. The tangle-haired Dirkscn lost a bid to place another crony. John C h a p m a n . in charge of the General Services Administration, w h i c h h a n d l e s non-military government purchases. The White House ex plained to Dirksen that the N'o. '2 Senate Republican. Pennsylvania Sen. Hugh Scott, deserved a little patronage too, and gave the job to Scott's former campaign manager. Robert Kunzig. To appease Dirksen. C h a p m a n was appointed Deputy GSA Administrator. The senator from Illinois, however, is not easily appeased. There are still several names on his list. NOTE: Dirksen als.o has been unable to replace the dedicated Veterans Administrator. W i l - liam Driver, with a Dirksen man. MKRKY-GO-KOUX!) Lou Nichols, w h o left t h e FBI to become vice president of Schcnlcy. the giant whiskey distiller, has fold friends t h a t he expects to succeed J. Edgar Hoover. Nichols believes he has the inside track with President Xixon. who is expected to keep Homer on one more year, then retire him at last at the age of 7.i. Nichols, as a vice president of Sehcnley. has been a leading light in the strange circle of friends "f liquor tycoon Lewis Rosensteil. including the late Cardinal Spellman. Sen. Tom D o d d. Chicago press agent Julius K l e i n and New York attorney Roy Cohn . . . N i x o n is sidetracking the Kennedy- Johnson arts program. He let the term of Roger Stevens, chairman of the National A r t s Council, expire. .Maybe D i c k remembers that it was Stevens who financed and produced Gore Virial's "The Bes.t Man." a highly successful satire on the man who was the Vice President, now President . . . Al Lowenstein, freshman Democrat who's supposed to be seen and not heard, rallied a h a l f dozen congressmen in bombard ing the Spanish base deal as phony as the old Spanish t r e a sure fraud. They hclncd cause (lie State Department to postpone the base agreement u n t i l the fall when it's h o p o d Congress will be on vacation. Hallo's They'll Do It Every Time ® THE ARMY WOULD SOUND GOOD COMPARED TO THIS JOINT-DO THEY HAVE LADY FIREMEN? HEDIDM'T WANT TOWORK HERE- HE JUST LIKES TO VISIT HE HASNT MENTIONED THE FREE SLIDES HE GETS DOWN THE POLE- . FREE MEPICAU / AMD DEWTA.L CARE 3 WE DOKl'T HAVE TO \ PAY OM CITY BUSES- Y ITS- / PiDN'T MENTION ALL ME FREE TIME HE SETS TO PLAY PINOCHLE- 3) WE GET SICK BEWEFITS / EARLY RETIREMENT IT'S EQUAL TO A JOB ,, PAYING TWEMTY, Jf«-«) TWENTY-TWO J GRAND AYEA.R! rise was expected to produce an additional $519 million in fiscal 1(170. , , Congress last voted postal rate- increases in 1907. Among tlu various classes of mail, first class and air mail, whicli together account for almost lit) per cent of all mail by volume, earn a small profit for the Post Office. The Post Office Deparrment year alter year faces the same familiar problems: sharply rising costs, slowly rising revenue, mounting mail volume, and sometimes erratic service. Bureaucracy is the prime evil, made more deadly by political manipulation. President Nixon in a special message of Feb. 23 promised to remove "the last vestiges of political patronage" from the Post Office Department. Both the President and Blount have said they are reviewing proposals for reforming the Department. Among these was the recommendation of the Presidential Commission on Postal Organization last July 16. The so-called Kappol Commission urged creation of a government -owned corporation to operate the postal service as a self- supporting business, free from politics. House and Senate bills would translate the Kappel report into law. Another bill, sponsored by Chairman Thadclens J. Du- Is'ki. U.-N.Y., of the H o u s e Post Office and Civil Service Commiltce. would overhaul the structure of the Post Office while keeping it as an executive department, and continuing the Postmaster General as a member of the cabinet. Essentially, the Department, would set its own budget and support itself from its own revenues. The powerful postal unions oppose the corporation plan, and tend to support the Dulski measure One thine seems to bo clear: a wholesale change must be made if ll-c postal system _is not to suffocate in a sea of mail. Fight Fire With Fire . . . And Sex With Sex ny AKT nucinvALn WASHINGTON -- The editors of Perfect Happiness were sitting around the editorial room the other day in despair. "Our circulation figures are down, housewives arc t u r n i n g oil on us by the thousands. What are we going to do?" one of the editors said. "Our problem is that we're a maga/ine devoted to the home, and the magazines t h a t are selling these days are those devoted to sex. Our readers would never stand for our discussing sex in a f a m i l y magazine." "Wait a minute." the art director said. "They wouldn't stand for it if we came out for it. but what if w e h; an issue devoted to coming out against it?" "f don't gel yon." "Suppose the theme of t i n issue is tilled. 'The Sexual Rev olulion Is R u i n i n g Americ.i".'" "What about it?" "Don't you see it wonld be an excuse to use any art work we wanted." "Hey." said an executive editor. "That sounds great. We could say we feel it's our d u l y as a leader of the ir ; as n y h a t o show the An!ei: c;;n i . ' o t h e r what dangers a w a i t her e'li'dr 11 :! in a permissive snciclv " "RiL'hl. Wo could ret -iffcn sive still nie-.arc-s fron 1 , 'I Am Curious- YC!!O\Y' ,-M'd 'The K i l l in^ or Sister George.' "What about a spread on the Hroadway musical 'Ha : r.' showing those horrible nude bodies on t h e stage?" "Maybe we could gel some photoitranhs from 'Che.' t h e off-off-Broadwav show t h e y closed up alter one nerfor- inance." "We could do a montage "f all the dirty movie advertise- monls." Everyone was excited. "We'll gel research lo dig up salacious passages from Tortnuy's Complaint/ 'Couples' and '11 y r a Brechenridge.' "The food editor could oo a f e a t u r e on aphrodisiac foods and the dangers of them." "Don't f o r g e t fashion:-." someone shouted. "We could show the topless look, and the bottomless look, and how fashion designers have destroyed the clothes industry." The editor seemed pleased. "Of course, to balance the art wori: we'd h a \ e to have some articles from respectable people who are as shocked about the Sexual Revolution as we arc." "What about Everett Dirksen, Dr. .Norman Vincent Pcale and Al Capp?" "Thai's a great idea. We ousht to get a few ns.U'hialrists and one Xegrn w r i t e r , loo. just so people won't t h i n k thai only w h i t e nc'iplc are concerned about six." "01:. Ivy," said the photo e d i t o r , c l a p p i n g his h a n d s together. "What an issue. I can't w a i t to gel mv camera." T'I" man;'?in.f v editor said. "I t h i n k il we showed a couple in t h e front of the book m a k i n g love- it woucil hit our readers ha'-:!er and make t h e m aware of the frightening t h i n g s that arc ;'/:in^ on in t h i s country." "I'm ahead of yon. Pcabody. I was t h i - ' k i n g "f using t h e cotiole on the cover." "The cover." said the art director g l e e f u l l y . "Oil. boy. t h a t win rcallv hit home." The executive editor said, "Ail we're doing is shown'!,' t h e horrors of the Sexual Revolution. We don't want our readers to get any enjoyment out of this issue. Our slogan is still 'Von May Xol Like It. But the American Woman Has a Right lo Know.' " -- f C ) 196!). The Washington Post Co. Billy Graham Thss !s Mv Answer What can f do alraui dear friend, who a l t h o n ; - h f a i t h f u l in her work for the c h i n c h , is not only constantly c r i t i c a l about her neighbor:;, hut also says harsh t h i n g s about them'.' D.K. In the Bible, in 11 Samuel, chapters 11 and !:'.. we h a \ c the record of t h e i w o groat sins c o m m i t t e d by Kin;; Da\ id. tied wanted lo rebuke him and sent His servant lo tell him a stn?-y about a rich man who had t a k e n tin- pet l a m b of a poor n e i g h - bor to feed his own finest. When David heard t h e story, he was r i g h t l y incensed and vowed p n n - i.shnient on the gnillv p a r l y . God's prophet then .said lo David: "Thou arc the man." With t h a t acouslion, David was convicted of his o w n sin. In the case w h i c h yon mention, the \viso course may be to use an i l l u s t r a t i o n showing the sin oi' harsh criticisms of others. Tell how oni- may Ihrow out a hag of feathers ami then l i n c l it u t - t e r l y impossible lo pick them all up a g a i n because the wind has scattered them beyond re call. In the same- wax-, harsh words ami gossip are easily spoken, but they can never be f u l l y retrieved. He f r a n k w i t h this person and show how such condne 1 dishonors the name of the One she professes lo follow. Pray for her and if she is w i l l - ing pray w i t h her. That w h i c h n e i t h e r you nor she can change, (iod can change, and He M i l l . William Rift Says You're Telling Me! Cuddles, a k i l l e r w h a l e in the PiclieriiiK, E n g I a n d '/.mt is soothed by keepers who play pop music- all night strictly for, her b e i u - l i i . The more murderous the- l i m e , t i n - heller? In view- of Ihe many E a r t h .satellites launched Irom then-, how conic- Mime composer has not w r i t t e n a c l i l l y called "Moon ( h e r Cape 1 Kennedy."? all ol the- Scu-n Seas nature! item. W i t h a l l t h a i soeializini;. During Hie reign ol Quoe-ii V i e - l o i - i a . write., an historian, tin- m n n l x Y of e-onvicls in England lessoned I rout at).(Hill lo onl- 1 li.lHW. Thai !'. r a n d old lady musl have hevn p 1 e n t y hard on t h e - hard guys! The horseshoe- oral) dales hack some- iilin m i l l i o n years n a t u r e - ite-m. WondeT w h a l I l i n o r i g i n a l oicatnre was -a IHII-.-.C. shoe or a crab?

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