The Philadelphia Inquirer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania • Page 91

TBE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER, StINftaY MOTRINS, JAWART Smith says, "we turn down 200 ideas. done at the suggestion of the TT. S. Treasury. Smith has done others for various Federal departments, the If an idea is auu, loaaea wiui ou-tistics and without a laugh in a carload, it's not for us." Pete Smith's Specialty Is Teaching With Humor Chess By Bill Ruth he absentmindedly throws it into an HOLLYWOOD.

Jan. 10 (UP) Armed Services, city police departments, safety organizations and many other groups. Leigh in New Rim in regular theaters, must entertain. I can't afford to accept any idea that films have been teaching people how to do or not do things more effec I I 1. tT V.

4-n A incinerator. "Out of every 1000 people who see STERN'S KENSINGTON, W. PHILA. AND CAMDEN OPEN MONDAY NIGHT TILL 9 P. M.

DOWNTOWN 69TH ST. OPEN MONDAY 9:30 A. M. TO 5:30 P. M.

(Ops Wednesday Night to 91 CliJ OIVUAX1 llOO bUlUCU wu i XT be one of the Nation's foremost uana viiurcwa um a wriVi Vivian Tjeieh won't produce 40 laughs in 10 min Smiths puncmng over foot, with laueh started during AXOTUTB MAN'S OMNIOW aramuuuii nr.ii. from teachers, but he swears it was just tively than most professional teach-er- rnulri accomDlish the job. utes of film. the depression of the 1930's with an accident. Hon of lit UNITEO STATES CHESS FEDERA- the picture, I doubt if more than two ever did such a thing.

But the other 998, laughing over Dave's plight, will It's just that making: people laugh "I'm supposed to be a humorist, But the ideas Smith punches over with a gag do stick in people's minds. Tn Oood Buv Now. which dis- films on inflation ana wie uu cw-vffprtx at the chain letter. in Kiepnam uijvw -Robert Standish's best-selling novel of 1949. It will be Miss Leigh's first American film since her Academy Award-winning role two years ago he said.

"I'm definitely not a tPflcher seems to trick tnem into ui sorts ui things. inH Hnnt rail mv nictures docu- These subjects brought laughs by be saying, That could have happened to me. cusses thoughtless Hoarding oi according to the present rules, the Candidate's Tournament will contain about nine Russtan player, probably all grand master, fnd three outsiders, namely Or Eu. Miguel Najdorf and Samuel Reshevsky. We know from previous experience what was done at the Just completed Interzonal Tournament in Saltsio-baden that the RuFSians play easily amor.

themselves and hard among all outsiders II yon ehecfc the records, you wi.l find that at the thousands. Granted that the noted maker of movie short subjects didn't set out money. Dave O'Brien maes a xnou- mpntaripi" Smith warned. "They 1X1 A otreetciwr vaucu "For every picture we mane, That nicture. incidentally, was snnrt Hollars in an out snoe.

nen are not my dish. My pictures, sold to become a teacher, but his comic ni 1 IX -nr ssssr 1 fcaltsKbaden all tne jtuciu tlJ other In short, weakly contested games, where there was practically no fight. Could we expect Reshevsky, even if he were world champion, to defeat, in a single tournament, nine Russian grand masters, all of whom would play ternficaliy hard against him and ea-'ilr against each other? From every standpoint, the arrangement 1 onfajr and inequitable, and I shall not blame Reshevsky at all if he refuses to compete in the Candidates' Tournament 1 ALEXANDER BISNO. Beverly HUls. Calif.

Sham on yon. Mr. Bisno. Didn't you know that the Russians located both and North and poles, discovered the Atlantic and the Pacific put warts on the pickie and invented cusSard pie. It was the Russians who brought chesa to the Garden, of Eden.

What do you mean by inierring that our good friends miBht employ unfair tactics? And all by yourself, too! Mow over and let us get into it. (Editor). ri rnnnrn The following ending occurred a match between the North-East C. of Philadelphia and the Camden Club of New Jersey. Matlack.

playing white for the Jersey boys conceded Goldstein a draw in the following position. Actually the game can be won very easily. GOLDSTEIN i mm mm mm mm K-'Z' mmWW 111 its rJv) fi) I'd) nf 1 Hi. I LJUULUUU rs -stemb Zszm-A v-s www 'y Mtil hXtmi a i 35 tr AT ALL 16 te27 iBSsikeU 0 tiK NO MONEY DOWN on purchase under 1100. Open an account in the mat-tr of minutes and par on easy weekly Of monthlr term.

a 111 1" In DRESSER ft MIRROR Modern styls with 6 drawers: big mir LI MATLACa Whit to play and win. wooDBrtr. s. J. The Woodbury beys defeated a strong group of chess piavers from Delaware county on Dec.

29 at the rooms ol the Franklin Chess Club. The final score was 8 la to 2 la in favor of the Jerseymen. ror. finish hardwood, ready to i 5-tiA esint or stain. Fifth Floor 90 Woodbury la D.

Sfbbett la 2 H. Wright G. Cake Vi urn ins Delaware Co, W. Stewart W. Arkiess H.

Bauder F. Paul D. Giulio E. Spector T. Hall Craig W.

Wlnnl H. Grieb c-- nw a 'a 19.9s 1 ea ---ooWR aAo L. Wood 0 F. Carlson 1 Devlin W. Shindle 0 R.

Montagu 0 Plank E. Funston Worrall I Black nr. ir tim TWnrxiburv chess Club was i mm jiftk host to the chess group from Seabrook. N. J.

The end of the evening found the two teams tied at five games each. A return match will be played at Seabrook in the near future. s' ft 1 wbh'VMSe 39.95 CEDAR CHESTS 4-DRAWER CHEST Hodirn styling, mad of hardwood, saa iftft resdy to paint, wi4t or stain. Untu anywhere. Seabrook Woodbury Tullus 0 Slbbett Heinla 1 Wood Jimkur 1 Carlson Kara 0 Shlndle Kar.gur 1 Montagu Tikko 1 Plank Voosaar Worrall Prost Smaller VilgaU 1 W.

Smaller YbMi A T't'lC 19" Sara 20.071 SoUd red eedar chests; 37" long. 16 deep, 17la" high. Seventh Floor Mr Eibbetts. a newcomer to local chess jHrie showed to advantage in both matches. Mi! Colo m.

1 i i "is- mm -tnt aw o-ei Irirv Decot po iONH "SPEED CVV at, uu" rA 1 Worrall won two games" front page news' according to Mr. Wood. Woodbury has also scheduled a home and borne series with the Germantown 'Y. FRANKLIN CHESS CUB A rapid transit tourney held on Dec 23. highliehted the holiday week's activities at the Franklin Saul Wachs spread-eagled the field of 11.

winning 10 straight games to take first prize. Walter McHale came in second with a score of 8 'a to ll2. Adolph Regen finished third. 8 to 2: while Robert Sobei with 7 to 3 took fourth position. At a meeting of the directors of the Franklin Chess Club on Dec.

29. Mr. Glangiulio. treasurer, reported total receipts of S2719.41 for the period from May 1 to Dec. 27.

The value of the club's trust funds hs reached an all time high of $22,420.00. A very substantial increase in membership was noted. A number of improvements proposed by Mr. Spector. chairman of the house committee was approved.

After suffering a defeat at the hands of th Teiel bovs. the Franklin Club has won 4. fT HQ "big 179.95 1 QUEEN" 1 Xli-slS 1 cost KALAMAZOO RANGE t-linf hes 1 Yoth- a ni SAA Str 89.95 IROHER-CHAIR Famous Speed Queen ironer on roll-awar SWm tand. 22" rolL Chair included. l)i' Deluxe 40-in.

gal range, with 1-piec top, 18-in. oen. Ha lamp and timer. Seventh Floor Ster- Si Seventh Floor their last two matches in the Philadelphia t. League.

The Franklin Reserves aeieatea cne YMHA by the score of 5 to 0 while their first team took over the No. 1 team from the Ukraine Club. 3li to lla. The following brief was played in an intercity match between Lancaster and Reading. Brack's neglect in his development of the king wing gave white an early advantage.

A game full of the nervous energy that wins. 'ReaHing Allentown Re' White: R. K.VEFR AM Black: T. GUTEKUNST a-Q2 N-B3 9 P-QB4 1. P-K4 0-0-0 6S N-QN5 B-KB4 Q-B4 N-K5! 10.

11. 12. 13. 14. P-Q6 B-QB4 P-QN3 Fringed Lawson Sofa P-Q4 QxP N-QB3 B-N5 PxP P-K4 PxP 4 2.

P-QB3 3. PxP 4. P-Q4 3. N-B3 6. B-K2 7.

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990 1 Fourth Floor en-- 1 $ter White: E. 1. P-K4 2. P-QN3 3. B-N2 4.

N-QB3 5. P-KB3 6. NxP Black: S. RCBINOW 15. B-B6 -(- Qxl 16.

RxQ B-K. 17. QR-KB BxF 18. RxB b-q: 19. N-Q6 K-Bi 20.

N-N5 K-N: 21. N-B5 KR-K! 22. N-K3 P-QR: 23. N-OS K-R- OHV. 27.95 SPACE SAVER 7 STRANG P-K3 P-Q4 PxP P-KB4 PxP P-QB4 N-QB3 B-Q3 N-KB3 BxP N-N5 Q-R5 K-Q PjtQ 54" klk 22" ld 7.

8. 9. 10. 11. B-B4 O-O N-QN5 N-KN5 K-R NxKP 24.

N-Q6 A 25. B-K2 P77 N-B4 12 2B. 27. P-R4 mate. 13.

NxNP 14. QxN AU ttel with whit naDl mwmw H(t 27" HALL CARPET anlsh. psrtmentt, each with 2 thelft. PORT'S CORNER Found in the trenches after the fight. Nobody near him.

Shot in the night. 13 that a message tucked in his vest' One scrap of paper. Stained, like the rest. Plan of a chess board. Carefully drawn.

No other pieces only a pawn. That was his message. No one to blame. Only a pawn in the Empire's game. PROBLEM NO.

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Sixth Floor ipgl ft A vw' White to play and mate in three move. Solutions: 4975 B-K6. 4976 Q-R7. The endiifg. Matlack versus Goldstein can be won as follows R-R3.

Ii Black elects to play his king to the rook file then KjB7 wins. If the Bishop moves then RxP wins. GERMANTOWN The Germantown 'Y' featured Joseph Shaffer, former-champion of Illinois, in a simultaneous exhibition on New Year's Day Mr Shaffer met 29 players winning 23. drawing three and uffering defeat in only three games. The successful contestants were Bert Lubar.

club champion: Ben Ash and E. Carlson Securing draws against the expert were W. Shmdle. inspector and J. Niterous.

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