The Salt Lake Tribune from Salt Lake City, Utah • 54

CHARLIE-RICE'S-PUNCHBOWL -77 odiensini taste as they make you feel! rn: IL TUE CAME of "Tom Swiftly" hit your town yet? Better brace yourself because it will soon! A 'Tmn Swiftly" is a nutty kind of pun involving a double meaning adverb The game is supposed to have started in Minneapolis and is spreading throughout the nation Examples: I 7 "You're as beautiful as the Venus de Milo" said Tom disarmingly "Anyone for hockey?" asked Tom puckisisty I' "I'm frozen" said of I Tom stiffly its04 ill 04 fit I Readers who remember the famous series of )1 Tom Swift books miy get Ik 9 the idea But for younger 11 -readers I -must -explain more fully Tom Swift the boy wonder who built dirigibles submarines giant balloons and racing cars capable of 100 miles an hour (think of it!) Tom was not a boy who simply said something Ile always said something with an adverb: "I will not be a party to your base scheme!" cried Tom indignantly "I cannot take full credit for this invention" said modestly Thus the "Tom Swiftly" puns were born and they're flying all over the place right now In the past week I've heard about fifty among which I particularly cherish: Great taste! TIMIS et you enjoy good flavor and great acid indigestion relief at the same time Try modem Tvms delightful minty fresh taste so cool and never a trace of unpleasant aftertaste Great relief! Modern iums now bring better than ever fast effective long-lasting relief from acid indigestion heartburn and gas! Tums exclusive formula with scientific buffering action promptly neutralizes excess acids and soothes the 8 stomach by gently coating the stomach lining Get TUNiS great retTel-tind-7--: ot taste soon! '14r11-4 ss 111 LO i Always carry TIMIS for the tummy! Taste as good as they Mahe you feel! Modern Turns CUT YOUR DOCTOR BILLS-: Continued from pre Pae uacks are costly what do the Cleveland Indlasts-and several movie stars have in common? Worry of -FALSE-TEETH un my fr aching It When aspiring backaclw or muscular aches and pains come on with over-exertion Won you want relief! Also mild bisdcler irritatkot may follow wrong food or drink often setting up a nations comfortable feeling Doan' Pills work fast la 1 want 1 a speedy pain-relieving action I moth log effect on bladder irritation a mild diuretic action tending to increase kidney output EnJos a good sight's sleep happy relief! Get Doon's Pill )'or convenience buy lb largo slob and the number is growing every day- It is a bargain con sidering the shattering effects on the family finances that prolonged illness can ham Many people unfortunately insure against minor expenses they could pay themselves while failing to secure coverage for major surgery and hospital bills Of course buy as much insurance as you can afford But if you have to choose protect yourself against the catastrophic expenses of serious illness Slipping or Irritating? Don't be embarrassed by loose false teeth slipping dropping or wobbling when you eat talk or laugh Just 4 sprinkle a little WASTEETH on your plates This pleasant powder gives a remarkable sense of added comfort and security by holding plates more firmly No gummy gooey pasty taste or feeling It's alkaline (non-acid) Ott WANTEETH at any drug counter ANSWER: The RCAF Exercise Plans For Physical Fitness! They and millions of people the world over have found these exercises keep them in tip-top shape Plans for men and women (51IX and XBX) under one cover Only $100 To order your copy see 4 8 Take allowable tax deductions Doctor bills hospital bills and drug costs beyond a certain percentage MIS WEEK SAsseala Mu 23 1963 I 7 'MFliMOMMNMOMV8M00411111MMMOMAL1.