The Paris News from Paris, Texas • Page 71

2D The Parts Newi, Oct. 28, 1984 The double-ring wedding vows of Miss Vicki Kaye Chapman and Shawn Dyke Jordan were solemnized in a semi-formal ceremony at 7 o'clock Saturday evening, Oct. 27, at the Providence Baptist Church. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs.

Jimmy Chapman, Rt. 6, Paris. The bridegroom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. I.

D. Jordan, Rt. 2, Powderly. Joe Farmer sang "The Rose," "If" and "The Wedding Song." He was accompanied by Mrs. Frank McHam, pianist.

The altar was centered with a 15-branched oval candelabra and flanked by nine-branched oval candelabras. Each candelabra was appointed with white 15-inch tapers and mixed fresh ferns, wedding doves and pink satin bows. Pews were marked with pink satin bows. The bride wass escorted to the altar by her father and given in marriage by her parents. She wore an organza gown with a ruffled scooped neckline and puffed sleeves.

The bodice was fitted and the waistline was defined with satin ribbon and flowers. The skirt featured four ruffles banded with satin ribbon and flowed into a chapel-length train. The bride's illusion veiling fell from a band of white flowers and was accented with white satin ribbon and white flowers. She carried a cascade of silk pink and white roses, cranberry miniature carnations, baby's breath and white satin ribbon accented with pink, white and cranberry sheer ribbons. Miss Kathy Lynch was maid of honor and Mrs.

Candi Sikes was bridesmaid. They wore cranberry gowns with scooped necklines, puffed sleeves and fitted bodices. Keith Jordan, brother of the bridegroom, was best man and Steve Jordan, also a brother of the bridegroom, was groomsman. Ushers were Jeff Chapman, brother of the bride, and Larry Young of Powderly. A RECEPTION was held at the church following the ceremony.

The bride's parents were hosts. Members of the houseparty were Mrs. Wayne Farmer, Mrs. Gail Thompson, Mrs. Tommy Whitten, Mrs.

Jimmy Moore and Mrs. Nell man Saffle, all of Paris; Mrs. Travis Morton of Omaha, Mrs. Dana Thorpe of Sulphur Springs and Mrs.J. T.

Childers. The bride is a 1982 graduate of North Lamar High School where she was a cheerleader and member of the volley and track teams and the band. She attended Paris Junior College and is employed at L.T.S. Optical in Paris. The bridegroom is a 1979 graduate of North Lamar where he was a member of the football and baseball teams and of the Future Farmers of America.

He is employed by Central Freight in Paris. Following a wedding trip to Hot Springs, the couple will make their home at 425 NE Loop 286. AND MRS. I. D.

JORDAN were hsots for a dinner at the Providence Church following the wedding rehearsal. Rebekahs confer degree Erma By Erma Bombeek Supermarket is greatest challenge One by one the mystiques of men and women are crumbling. We have done in-depth psychological studies on why men like football, why women buy shoes that hurt their feet, why men refuse to answer the phone when it rings, and why women go to the restroom in twos. But no one has had the courage to study how a woman can go into the supermarket for a quart of milk and emerge with two full shopping carts. THE EASY answer is when women enter a supermarket, the air becomes thinner and they black out.

When the air hits them, they are $103.93 thinner than when they went in. The real answer takes longer and is more complicated. First, a little history. Women have always been foragers for food. In the animal kingdom, it is the female lion who drags back an impala for lunch and then sits there while the males stuff themselves before she gets to eat.

In the days B.S. (Before Supermarkets), the men used to track down something furry with bad breath and bring it home to be cleaned, cooked and served by the little woman. When the first general store came upon the scene, men (and wisely so) gave the job back to women. They told them it would be a social experience where they could visit with neighbors, buy a piece of candy for the kids, a length of calico for themselves and then load up the buckboard with a year's provisions. THE SUPERMARKET experience, as we know it today, is not for sissies.

It begins with the cart delicately engineered so that when you push it forward it runs backward over your foot. You go from the heat of revolving barbecue spits in the cart where the child's legs can kick you in the stomach as you shop. There's the Garden of Eden waiting room (at the check-out) featuring gum, The National Inquisition, fresh flowers, sunglasses and fresh baked croissasnts to tempt you. Aisle upon aisle is lined with free entry blanks (win a trip to Florida), sample pizza and pastrami, bonus coupons, introductory offers, coupons to be redeemed, get one free, new, improved, revolutionary, buy me, try me. SMALL WONDER women shop for two hours and get home to find they have nothing edible to cook for dinner.

When a woman goes into a supermarket for a quart of milk, it's perhaps the greatest challenge she will face in her entire life. I cannot tell you the pressure of trying to get down an aisle without a cookie reaching out and whining, "Make me yours," or a bag of potato chips jumping into her arms and whispering sensuously, "You need me." The supermarkets are women's Mount Everest, their Olympic Marathon, their Armageddon. We're fighting for our lives. I know you wouldn't understand. Dinner honors Pink Angels The initiatory degree was conferred on Don Flowers bys the degree staff under the direction of Mrs.

Warren Daves, team captain, when Paris Rebekah Lodge No. 20 met Monday evening. Mrs. Booker McGee, noble grand, presided over the business session. Mrs.

Curtis C. Fendley presented the Candle of Faith service. She read a poem, "Keep Going" from a book of poems belonging to her mother, the late Mrs. Maude Bridges. Mrs.

Boyd Griffin was secretary pro tern. Mrs. McGee reported 26 chairs were purchased by the finance committee for the lodge. Mrs. Daves, lodge deputy, stated all members are urged to attend the meetings of the Three Link Study Club every fourth Monday.

The unwritten work is taught to the new members each meeting night and a covered-dish supper is served. A bingo party and supper will be held on Oct. 29. All Rebekahs and Odd Fellows and their families are urged to attend and to bring a covered-dish. After lodge closed, refreshments were served by Mrs.

Carl J. Musick and Mrs. David Clarkson. The table was covered with a Halloween cloth and centered with a paper pumpkin witch flanked by pewter candle holders with orange tapers. The candle holders were a gift from the late Mrs.

Lena Allman, a member of the Paris lodge. The next meeting will be at 7:15 p.m. on Nov. 5 in the lodge hall. Pageant scheduled Nov.

17 Darry Modeling of Dallas will present "Kids of America," a beauty and talent show on Saturday, Nov. 17, at the high school auditorium on North Main Bonham. The contest is open to young people up to 17 years of age living within the state of Texas. The pagent will offer participation for boys and girls between the ages of 3-127 in a 3 minute talent presentation and judging will be based on skill and entertainment. The beauty competiton will be separate from the talent and contestants may enter either or both.

Beauty contestants will have a judge's interview and model casual wear and formal wear. Trophies will be awarded to the top five finalists in each age division for all competition. All winners will receive their entry fee paid to participate in the national competition July 30-Aug. 4 in Dallas. A Beautiful Baby Division for babies up to 35 months old will be held in the morning and infants will be judged on grooming, alertness and personality.

Young girls and boys will compete on an equal basis. A top five finalist will be named in each age division and these winners will also advance to national competition. Also offered is a photogenic division competition by submitting photographs for judging prior to the pageant. You may enter the photogenic competiton without entering any other event and do not have to be present during the pageant to win. For more information, call 214-583-4672, 583-9218 or 328-KIDS.

Deadline for registration is Nov. 12. MRS. SHAWN DYKE JORDAN former Vicki Kaye Chapman Alpha Delta Chapter meets Alpha Delta Chapter of Delta Kappa Gamma met recently at the First Christian Church. the president, Rhea Brown, presided during a short business meeting when it was announced the 1986 Fall Area workshop will be held in Paris.

Alpha Delta and Theta Phi chapters will be hosts. "Let's Go Junking" was the title of the program given by Rhonda Sherrill, art teacher at Travis Middle School. Each summer Ms. Sherrill and her mother tour the South visiting flea markets, collecting antiques and other items of interest. She presented a slide show of the trip they made this summer through Tennessee, North Carolina, Georgia and Alabama.

The next meeting will be Nov. 13 at the First Presbyterian Church. Debbie Kent is Zeta Mu hostess The Pink Angels, junior volunteers at McCuistion Medical Center, were honored recently with an appreciation dinner at the Fish Fry Restaurant by the board of directors of the hospital. Following dinner, a short business meeting was conducted to vote on the new slate of officers which will be announced. The Thanksgiving turkey project was discussed and members are now taking donations for the smoked turkey to be given away.

Attending the dinner besides the Pink Angels, were Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Hastings, Mrs. Mary Jopling and Ms. Roseanne Rawls.

Debbie Kent was hostess when members of Zeta Mu Chapter of Beta Sigma Phi Sorority met recently. Guest speaker for the program was Dwight Davis. He gave a presentation on Uruguary, showing slides and articles of interest he purchased while Ithere. A brief report on the East Texas Area Convention, Oct. 13, in Tyler was given.

Several members attended the convention. The chapter sponsored a booth at the country store as a fund-raiser. Next year's convention will be in Texarkana. Members discussed an upcoming social, a lasgna supper and game night, to be held at the home of Regina Harris. A letter of appreciation was read in response to a donation to restore the Statute of Liberty.

The pledge ritual was held for Vickie McEwin and a welcome ritual for Corinne Barker, a transferee into the chapter. The next meeting will be Nov. 5 Altar Society has October meeting Colette Jackson and Pat Elliott were hostesses when the Altar Society of Our Lady of Victory Catholic Church held its October meeting. Joyce Krogman, Jean Koster and Mary Holden were selected as a nominating committee to submit nominations for officers for 1985. A slide show of points of interest in Rome will be shown at the group's November meeting.

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