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in UNCLE SAM DELIVERED THE GOODS. CUBA HERETS MV NEW SUIT on II me. ALA RIOHT. uncle SAM isn't SUCH A BAD VVAAJIW. AITEH A LL- (Detroit TriUune.

BALM IS GCILFOHD, From Iphla graph A otei o( pokei ri 1 it-ml at the i ipto a ly the Ai rrican tarn, with all the zest tl it Bat tie pr. Into hist He a stranger la admitted on the i ti duction by one of the The limit ismall, but the Is quite i all that. Strangers are welcome, tnon foi iriety of the thing than for the amount of which a.l\- 1.: causes bai Is, espi i illy for waj in which they enrich the vocabulary the eami One night week two were introduced who were types. one. a college man who in early life had the other, who l.a.i worked hia way up with the advantage only one winter'H sch Both lost steadily from the Mart for an iur, and even with a MRS.

BEIXAIRS (to visitor) SO SORRY. MY DEAR 1 CAN'T ASK TOD To STAY. BUT I HAVE PROMISED TO TAKE BVI FOX A DRIVE THIS AFTERNOON. 1.1 VISITOH DEAR. I'M JUST I K.MHV IT DOESN'T To KEEP THE HORSES STANDING VBOUT KVV (Miuli anJ Irrepressible) OH.

IHSIJIV DEAR. I HOPE THE "BUS WoNT BE CROWDED! (Punch HE BELIEVED IN ROTATION. From Th. Chronicle. One day mamma told Milton that he was older than the baby and must let the baby have his toys if he wanted them, because the baby was the littlest IfHtoH was very good, and went in search of other tnents ill daj The next morning we heard a cry from children, and going the cause, Milton was found endeavoring collect all the toys in tinroom and al the same time keep the baby from them.

Upon Inquiring the trouble Milton "I let him have my toys and littlest yesterday, and now I'm yoinK to littlest to-day." I LENTEN SELF-DEN 1 From Tho Chicago Post "What ir. you going to give vi) in Lent?" asked the assistant rector, She pondered the matter deeply for a moment "I'll give up one of my engagement rings," she NIAGARA FALLS 9 HOURS FROM NEW YORK VIA NEW YORK CENTRAL. NEW-YORK TKIBtTNI ILLUSTRATED SI PPLILMENT. limit one can lose a good deal In an hour at poker. Luck turned fur tin- college man.

find in ken minutes he captured three big ami the end .1 quarter an hour was playing on v.l- l' .1 smile In- remarked, hi in the chips afi'-r a big "1 knew there was balm In Gllead for me." Lvi was Htill against the other stranger, hut just when ho had begun to think that ii wasn't his fur winning his luck turned and tilings began to come his way. When his pile of chips was enough to make the banker weary he said: "There's a barn In Gullford for me, too!" n.i.. From I'lal Iphiu -s. Waitei How would you like to have your ik. sir" Meek Customer (who lias been waiting twentj sail at "I don't think Ifs very nice tor a Kirl to engaged to tvm men in Lent, do you?" BEYOND RANCE.

From Philadelphia Press. Our neighbors! well, they're hard to beat I to maki complaint. Bui half the people In our St. Would aggravate a St .1 SAD CASE. Vmm The Baltimore World.

Poor is did. Vis: hu atver aven lived to Injoy his life insurance. BDMMUM no.M M. From The Chicago Tribune. "Well, when you get your initiative and your "FIRST TO TilH IXJURED." THIS TO SHOW THAT UNCLE HKART is iN THE RIGHT PLACB V- minutes) Very much, indeed, thank you.

if it. ten too much trouble. the 'II 1 From The Philadelphia Keeord. Hlnbb I ir you lost your suit. Was the judge's charge uhfavoral OhJVl'm not ki.

kins: that. What makes me is) my lawyer's charge. KEEPING II HI IV. From The Chicago News "Why do you sitiK?" asked the man in black suspenders. "Itecause practice makes perfect." responded Ihe I Kirl with lemon hair.

"Some day my may keep the wolf fr the door." agree with Just sing and the wolf will never enter." UNDERTAKER (to PLEASE. TUB COIU'SKS BROTHER WANTS SPEAK To (The referendum." oU man said, "and your single tax, an. all the r. si it you'll be sat will you?" sir'" ihe reformer replied, with a wild look in ins eye. shall agitate for good Bvecent cigar!" WILL IT COME To ill is? Prom The 'leveland Plain aler.

"You admit you stole the hoi "Yes, your honor, but there an- extenuating circumstances." "Wli.it are "I stole lit i Illy starving faniih. your IV IDYLL OF INDOLENCE. From The Washington Star. I wish dar was a money tree, I maple's Hue. Bui 'taint enough to satisfy Dese pressln' needs mine.

WISHED Tin: LOBBY BARREL. From The Baltimore Herald. Considerable amusement was caused when tfce legislature lirs; went into fession by a member from the counties arriving and promptly asking to lie shown lobby. When that pla. was pointed out to him he nosea around for a while, and then remarked ir.

the some bystanders: Tve been fooled:" declared cUssustedly; "they tol' me I could tin 1 a barn of money loose in tae lobby, thet it's a dinged lie." IV From Youth Companion. I- husband a jood provider?" the sympathetic visitor. he i- mum. He got me three paces to last week." IN A I'KMKTKKY A tree whoso leaves was dollar bills; Whose fruit was coins of sold 1 tells you what! It would be fine To watch dem buds untold. rd lie aronrj" dai ill de Juno: I'd li.

In July: I.i never quit shady spot Till summertime went v. I'll doze an' dream an' take my I'd loaf an' never stop A waltin' f.di in leaves to fall da: fruit to drop. TcUphont 6039 Si R. JAHRIGE, Yacht and Automobile Broker, 523 FIFTH AVENUE..