Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois • Page 9

RSDAY, JUNE 3, 1926 ALTON EVENING TELEGRAPH PAGE NINE Life's Little 703,980 By RUBE GOLDBERG GORE. SOOM TD TALL He OF IT I vOfAlue A LITTLE BILGE BY THE OF MS BETH TOOK UilTH THAT MUST ae A AFRAlb, LIFTED HIM OFF OP THE A C-tMAIR, MoN.ajht caliber in the lim-rtlos nt national to ntBfrocl June 11 1 nnd 12 nt Chlrnpo. The field will bo one of the best ever tossed into ono corral nt the name time. western, middle western nnd enitcrn will for supremacy, I with possibility of Lawrence I Watt, North Carolina's southern champion, also being entered. Michigan has ha it a higher BUC cessful athletic campaign during In st.

eight The Maize and Blue copped the Big Ten grid title, tied for baeketbnll honors, has virtually cinched the banebnll flag and should take the outdoor track and field championship. Four In the four major college sports. You can't beat that record ovor a similar stretch. JZEMft er Others Fail rsons it tfcig Box 60 Cents healing power of Peter- intment when eczema or terrl- ng of skin nnd acalp tortures known to tens of thousands .9 the country over. Dimples, aches, rough and red 1 all blemishes and eruptions wipremely efficient, as any filnded druggist' will toll you.

:1 ighty healing power of Peteri ntment quickly clears tho all rashes, pimples and Barth's Pharmacy reports ind ateady demand for Peter- Mntment. Peterson Ointment N. T. Wood River To Begin Sorios of Bible Studr The Rev. H.

L. Sparka of Alton who conducted a successful threo weeks revival at the First Baptist church a weeks ago, will open a series of Bible study at the church beginning at 2:30 today, It Is the plan to hold the study once a week. Auxiliary of American Legion to Meet The regular meeting of the illary of the American Legion will be held tonight at 7:30 In the Legion Restaurant I 1 Front and Market FOR FRIDAY 'V-resh White Perch and Cat Fish. 1 SPECIAL ie Made Strawberry Whipped Cream 15 Cents meetings will be held once a month on the Hrst Thursday. It IB requested that all members who have unsold popples will turn In same at this meet- Ing.

Refreshments will be served and the stunt committee will entertain. To Open Electrical Shop H. A. Shanner of Edwardsville was here yesterday in the interest of tho J. H.

Meyer electrical shop. Mr. Myer Is also from Edwardsville and plans on opening his shop In about two weeks. He has rented a store room on Wood Hiver avenue near Ferguson avenue. Palm Beach Trimmings The Carter Bros, of the Wood River Motor Co.

have quite an attractive Palm Beach setting as an office which they are using and which has been installed just across the street from their building on Wood River avenue. A largo umbrella such as one sees at Palm Beach, has been placed at such an angle over a table aa to afford shade for employer and patron. A gravel walk leads to the office. Hostesses at Bridge Party Mrs. Arthur Slater and Miss Mildred Creek were hostesses to a bridge party at the former's home on Wood River avenue Tuesday evening.

Favors were presented to Mrs. Russell Bell, Miss Reglna Connell and Miss Velora Buscher. A two course luncheon was served after favors had been awarded. The guests included Misses Graco and Bertha Darling, Reglna Connell, Velora Buscher, Qeraldlne Garrison and Mrs. L.

G. Osborn, Mrs. Russell Bell, Mrs. Henry Sohnauffor, Mrs. John 1C.

McCalmont, Miss Clyde Hart, Mrs. Lurton Tucker, Mrs. D. Preussor and Mrs. Mllburn Akers.

Election of Officers A meeting of the I. O. O. F. was held on June 2, and the following officers elected: John Duvls, P.

William Marrs, N. C. A. Locke, V. H.

Loye, R. C. Smith, Financial Secretary; William Johnson, Treasurer. Marriage of J. McGraw and MUs Ava Jones Tho marriage of James McGraw and Miss Ava Jones took place at Waynesvllle, May 20, at 8 o'clock In the afternoon.

Mr. McGraw and his bride have returned and are re siding at 449 Whltelaw avenue. The bride resided In Rollo, and the groom is employed at the Roxana Re finery. Planning Class Party Plans are being made for a class party which Is to be held with Mrs Ed Councle In her home on Lorena avenue, on Tuesday of next week The meeting Is to take place In th evening, and Is to be held by th Philathea Class of the First Baptls church. Former Wood River Pastor Undergoes Operation The Rev.

C. W. Webb of Madison formerly pastor of the First Baptist I The Girl Graduate Slippers Should Be Dainty. A girl always remembers her graduation day. The thrill of her lovely frock, the Pumps or Slippers that go exactly with it are part of the day's happiness.

OLLEGE HATTER ART CARLSON A Second PaddockT Charley Borah Is only a freshman at Southern California, But he's one of the most promising of tho younger crop of 8prlntors. Borah Is the chap who all but beat Charley Paddock when the latter was clocked over the 100 in the record-smashing time of 0.5. Paddock's famous "Jump finish" alone saved tho "fastest human" from defeat. With three years of varsity competition ahead, Borah stands a splendid chance of turning tho event in faster time than even the Paddocks, Drews and Kellys did before him. AVatch this fellow! Sports certainly seem to be perk- Ing up at Columbia, long a weak sister In athletic competition.

The Blue and White had a pretty fair football team last fall, followed by a basketball quintet strong enough to win tho eastern colleglato title. This season's baseball nine has been en- Joying unusual success and the pres- Ing up a. fumble and dashing 102 yards to tie a much superior Mlnnn- sola eleven In 1D22. Palmer's canter, by the way, was one of longest In recent years. It's been 16 long years Blnce through to a new record this season.

Hillman's specialties were the mid, die-distance runs and hurdles. As a the 1 member of the American Olympic late Ralph Rose tossed the shot 61 i toam In 1004, Hlllman won tho 400 feet for a world record. Meanwhile meter run and lho hurdles countless star welghtmen have en- ut 8t Louls He set "cords In each deavorcd to excel Rose's performance without success. During the last year, however, Houser, Hartrnnft and ICuck have appeared on the scene. And, If any athlete Is capable of bettering the one-time Mlchlgander's mark, one of these birds stands out as a good bet.

Houser, Hartcranft and Kuck have all passed the 60-foot figure, so It wouldn't be surprising should one of the three blast his way that withstood the four-year assaults until 1924. Hlllman Is now coaching track and field aspirants at Dartmouth and doing well with the material available, One of the feature events of the waning outdoor track and field season In college circles will bring together Dye, Grumbles, Guthrle, Cuhel, Wolf and a few others of their church hero underwent an operation nt clght-oared shell, coached by the at the Missouri Baptist Sanitarium yesterday morning. Members of the family remained during the day and until yesterday afternoon and report his condition as being favorable. Notes Hllbert Crocker, tho little son of Mr. and Mrs.

Walter Crocker of Ninth street underwent an operation for the removal of his tonsils and adenoids yesterday and is reported aa getting along very nicely. The Rev. and Mrs. Harold Springer left early this morning in their car for their home In Indiana, after enjoying a three weeks visit with their parents and other relatives here and in John Miller of this city and Charles Meyer of St. Louis have- returned from Indianapolis where they spent three days attending the races.

Mrs. H. Miller was In Edwardsville yesterday on business. John Plckel of Chicago was here as a business visitor yesterday, Fred Millen and son, Earl left Tuesday for Milwaukee to spend a month with relatives. Mrs.

F. M. Manning spent Wednes day as a St. Louis visitor, John the S-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs.

Donald Waggoner, of Ninth street Is confined to their home by Illness. Mr. and Mrs. W. Wallace of Penning avenue returned home from Graf- Ion where they spent several days with relatives.

They were nied home by their son, Charles, who has been visiting his grandparents Mr. and Mrs. W. Wallace. John Thompson of Grafton Is the guest of D.

Thompson. Arthur Slater has returned from a business trip in Chicago and in Whit ing. Mrs. Fred Breet and nelce, Miss Mildred Walker of Chicago and Mrs W. A.

Tipton and slater of Peorla were St. Louis visitors yesterday. Mrs. J. T.

Paddock and Mrs. Cora Dick Glendon, looks to bo he best the Mornlngsido Heights school has put in the water In a long stretch. In track and field alone has Columbia failed to show vast Improvement. In short, the Blue and iVhlte Is no longer a mere stepping stone, for other colleges. "Chuck" Palmer of Northwestern? Palmer starred In both football and baseball.

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FRECKLES Sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly Spots. How to Remove Easily Hare's a chance, Miss Freckleface, to try a remedy for freckles with the guarantee of a reliable concern that it will not cost you a penny unless it removes your freckles; while If It does give you a clear complexion the expense is trifling. Simply get an ounce of double any drug or department store and a few applications should show you how easy it is to rid yourself of the homely freckles get a beautiful complexion. Rarely Is more thnn one ounce needed foi Uie worst case. lie sum to ask for tho double strenRth Othlne ns this strength If hold under gunranteo money baeli If It falls to remove your freckles.

Allen and daughter, Miss Claudia, visited in St. Louis Tuesday. i Annabelle and Pauline Nichels of Ferguson avcnuo have returned from a visit in Hall with their grandmother, Mrs. Elizabeth Gardiner. Mr.

and Mrs. L. J. Pogler of Staunton have returned homeeafter spending several days visiting Mr. and Mrs.

George Kronie. Elizabeth Harfer of St. Louis left for her home last evening after a several days' visit ivith Miss Edith Elsworth. Mrs. Adeline Beherends of Bethalto, mother of Mrs.

Georgo Oetken Is ill at the Oetken home on Acton avenue. Mr. and Mrs. S. P.

Hclmnnd and daughter, Ruth, of East St. Louis spent last evening with Mrs. Hel- mand's sister and brother-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. John Gressel.

Mrs. John Tapenoff of 81 Madison avenue was taken to St. Joseph's hospital where she will undergo an operation tomorrow. The Homo Economic Clubs of the Wood River School enjoyed a wiener roast at Vaughn's Woods last evening. CARD OF THANKS Wo wish to extend our since thanks We wish to extend our sincere thanks to our friends and neighbors for their dndness and sympathy, floral offer- ngs, cnrs and other services rendered tho last Illness and death of our son and brother.

MR. MRS. E. H. PAYXE.

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Sunday Only Art Acord in "The Scrapping Kid" Coming Monday for 3 Days iifes 'Wedding Song' with Leatrice Joy a a VMBBBBH tHEATF? TONIGHT DOUGLAS MACLEAN In "THIS YANKEE CONSUL" lirlstllng with thrlllH mid Hparkllmf with genuine humor, It l.i a pic- lino (but is out of tbo stereotyped channel of drama and romance and has Mni'Leim doing HUIIIU of tba thrilling HlunU for which bo Mau become faiuonn. IH an adaption of the. fununi.s musical comedy HIICCCH.H of twenty yearn HKH of tho clusslcn of tlio Amerlcun un excellent Comedy. BLANCH ARD'S MERRY MINSTREL MAIDS Pretty Girls, Funny Black Face Comedians, Merriment and Fun la II FICIDAY "WESTF.UN SAND" featuring HILL HAILEY COMING FATK OK A Dorothy linitT and Forrest Stanley. a.