Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois • Page 2

PAGE 2. ALTON F.VKN[NG TELEGRAPH, BELL-ANS Absolutely Removes Indigestion. Onepackage proves it 25c at all druggists. 1 put Into effect In Upper Alton today. There-were not vnry.mnny young men (of the draft ARC in TJjtner Alton who were working in amusement places or in other tliat aro con necessary, but a few, however, were af- footed by the order, ora Winchell, a young man of draft age who has been working Ror W.

H. Dalley as an assUt- nnl In the pool hall, resigned place laot nfgljt'aml went to work In- ttte Western Cartridge planf.tMlK morning, EAST A mrWT I Western uartrmge piani.inu* uiuiuiuR, 1 TJ'PPEjR ALIU'JN 11 While almost in Upper Al- 1 tt tlioro urn still OUATOGA TO CLOSE FOR JULY AND AUGUST. Upper Alton Amusement Place Will Likely Close Except On Saturday and Sunday During the Hot Weather. The Oiiatoga Theater management in Upper Alton have decided lo close the theater through the hot weather of July and August with the exception of Saturday and Sunday nights. With the BCbools closed hern and.

HO many people away for the summer in addition to the drafted boys who have already gone t.lu) management has de elded that it would be unprofitable to continue the show through the vacation time and after this week thoy will likely close up except on. Satur- days.and This weok Borne Rood programs will be given and an especially good has been selected for the Fourth of July. The attendance last uiglit the Ouatoga was the best that has been present during tlic time the Kd- dle POlo picture has been on. I lie pocked last night whenlvcU die Polo shown In tlio "Bulls Eye." Sinclair Petitions Are Out. Petitions Qualifying, W.

V. Sinclair, of Washington avenue, as a candidate for the Republican nomination treasurer of Madison County, are circulation at the present time over the county. Mr. Sinclair is the for in all only Upper Alton man out.so-far for-a. sister was resting somewhat easier, county office.

The primary election will be- held on'tho Htlv day of tember. College Catalogue Blocks Sep- Poitoffice. The annual ShurUeffi College catalogue was issued Saturday from the Sburtloff College office and the mailing, of: the, books at the- Upper Alton postofflce caused a- big msb that almost blocked up the-offleei The mall brought up from 'the college' to the poatofflce in a push cart by Janitor lUchard' Mil ford There- were -enough pttf.kage»-tc* make a 1 good 1 sized wagon load of nmil. 1 Yates Goes to State U. Cant.

William of the Western Military shipped' household goods of Upper Alton- today and' he will tomorrow. Ca.pt. Vates hae -taken a good ppsiUoa, at Mkdlson; In 'the Stale Unlver, slty. He is to bo director of the of tlla University Orclieatra, and will teach music Individually in the school' The place is a (toe one Yatea' friends are pleased, to know that lie Been, fortunate to the, joU, J. J.

Beoby. la a. Real. Farmer, Now. For three weekft J.

Beeby, has, been neither, an, nor- a er IB- fanner. season oa- baa, kepX him pretty ckifle, to the farm PiBsa. and he. been driving car back and forth. cutting big crop, of.

hay and wheat, Mr. baa beem nuUittg, up a. raouater hay barn on his place. The barn Is about done and w-111 soon be filled with the, crop, of, Mr. Beeby been cutttna.

of- a- good tan has been- there are still in few younp mostly colored t-who (tie police have their eye on and, If they are not nt work by to-night they ire very apt to be pinched, picture Show Performance 0ver For Edwardsville Man. The program Oufitofin theater Hunday night was given three times, first'time-tn a crowded honse-, the iecond to-a good Iwuse and the third time for the benefit of an Edwardsville man who made run for Upper Alton jn bis auto but failed to get bore In time. The Kdwardsville man had been attending a scries or shows that were being given on Sunday nights at the OuatogJi nnd he was delayed in getting started away from home last evening. He made a fast run for Up. per Alton but was too late.

When Manager W. A. C'lark saw how disapopint- eti.lhe man was he on in.and we'll run 'or again," and lie started the machine and put the entire film though again. Mrs. Clark Home From Attending Slater, Who li Very III.

Mrs. W. A. Clark arrived home yesterday ffom St. Louis where she has boon attending her sister, Mrs.

Mae Reynolds, seriously ill. Another sister, Mrs. George Enloe, Green- villo, arrived to stay with Mrs. Reynolds which Mrs. (Mark came home.

Mrs. eRynolds' illness commenced on Decoration starting with an attack of ptomaine poisoning. L'ast week her condition was very bad.and for several days the relatives were discouraged. Mrs. Clark received a telephone message last'eveningirom St.

Louis saying.her Mrs. Clark will return to the city, tomorrow or Wednesday. Jay Dodge Purchases Automobile. Jay Dodge, tho well known Upper Alton grocer, lias ordered a.new truck to be used in his growing-, business. Dodgo expects, the new truck, to be delivered to him.

sometime during the Voonth of July. Notes. R. C. McDonald departed, for Sunday for a week's, visit with, her Mtsa Lucile Gartwright and.Misa Vera.

Dick spent the- week- entl. at Bunker Hill. Mr. and Mrs. Theodore'Burgesaar- j-lvcd yesterday from Detroit, whore they, have; been.

IkvlnR. for years during the time Burgess, was. in the employ, of the Continental Motor pompany, Burgess was formeily The. couple, will make Alton now, 0., hasi.written. members of Ijerr family, that she and her granddaughter- got started! all right oni their.

GtriUornla. trip i after City took, heir Pullman car on through. She iHidishe and ther little, girl enjoyy ng Patriotic, at: First wheat crop: and he -has 'a flelfl oats thai ia. about ready ateo. lie will be buay-in country a wltilft yet batons being aMe to, devote Ms; attention to attain).

Pentecostal Well Attended teut meetings being conducted at. tile foot of Washington 1 street Ull by. the- Peirt.eawtal people are beln very well attended and 'the iirospocts are good 'for a 1 good' scries- of services Sunday was a good day- and many people listened to some good'sermons by Ilov. Alfred Kortkamp, The meetings w(M-e, Htarted last weok when the tent was put New Role of Work of Fight In Effect; The now rule of work or fight waa Conquered RECIPE MAILED FREE A veteran- business man, who turnout! tompl6Uly Uild and Hud tried iiumeroun toulcs, lotions, iliumpooi, bmiQilt, CAino ucrotiu, wbllo. on k' Journey, an Indians' recipe by whlclj IWfffroov complete crop of' liealthyj luxuriant hair that.

now- pauMlcm and Jjortsd'remarkttUo Imlr growth by tlio tmmo method: Whoever wishes tho re- fclpo may oUtaln It free by writing to ffohn BrHtaln. Station V. Presbyterian- Rev. ar patriotic: Sunday morning la the First Presbyteriata church as part of a series of.services bf a patriotic character- Ire that- church In keeping witlti tire: Fourth all July peason. Rev.

Mr. Gibson thrilled his with one of'thabest sermons ho ban ever preached in the chwch was of especial, intorcst in that church has sent a large nnmbei of young meniinto the'service of'their country and-'among the. hearers were many whose-- sons were ficross tho During- the morning- Mfcrk Van Home- sang-the English version of tire Marseillaise; the- French national hymn: In the evening patriotic song service was held: I Song Sung Al From Telegraph, a patriotic- meetings held last- night in the East Alton Baptist Church of.the Alton Telegraph, of last ftieadayv were from bo ion for. the song. "Marching written by Jean Allen ohuuou of Omaha, Neb- The.

words ivcre sung to the tune of "Marching Through Georgia," the words having jeen arranged so as to fall into with the famous song about Sherman's march to tho sea. The song vas ji.unique feature, and -made a great lit with the audience, Dodd Will Be Promoted in- Rifle Range' Work. Lee Dodd writes.from relatives from he Marine'Camp at Parts island, S. hat he Is expecting-to'be promoted in a few weeks as an instructor in rifle ango. Dodd has been taking a special course In that work, and has developed a great degree of efficiency.

Wheat Cutting Is Nfarlhg-Close. The' cutting of wheat in- the vicinity of East Alton and Wood River is near- ng the end. MOst'of'the large wheat crop in this vicinity has been cut and is ready for the threshing: The-wheat better tbau It has been in years, the armers say, and there is hardly a leld tbiit will hot gvc-thirty or more of wheat' per 'acre. Hearing For Sidewalks Ih Edwardsville A hearlng'Of'objectors in the-case of he sidewalk to be put-down'In Bast' Alton from the -business district to the East Alton. school was set' fOr tnftlay the'County Court in Edwardsville.

Gllson Brown and WilllamiOlli-er went Edwnrdsvllle to-day toibe presonttat he hearing. East Alton School Election Will' Be Held Friday. An election will be held. Friday- in 5ast Alton at the village hall for the purpose of voting, on the'issuing: of for building: the-new- irimary grade school on 'the Luft and hooper site in East Alton, The elec-. Ion will be hold from 3 to 7 in order hat all who desire may? Notes.

Mrs-Adeline-Lofton of Alton was a visitor torday. in. East Alton. The regular roeetingvof the East; Al- On village council will be held to-inor- night in the village hall. Mrs.

Joseph has written friends.in East Alton her "wlio Is In a government. array jamp In South Carolina, is expecting. :0 sail' scton for Mrs. Wll ilams went there to visit her husband, recently. Fred Bowman orthe Bowman ranch was in East Alton to-day.

He, is. gpged in the catting- of Bowman; was unable to put in any wheat' last fall'on- account of being in an army camp, at the time. Mrs: Adelaide Strader has returned from ar week's- visit- with relatives in Graf ton. Elzle Newnoin and Thomas Rnssell leave.Sunday, for the Great Lakes training station tcv begin, their, duties. They recently enlisted in the navy, L'oulu office.

Mrs. V. H. Tribble H. C.

Newnom a in Bbwllhg While.there:they gave 'assistance In the harvest fields, and. Mrs. Trlhble sustained, a. fractured arm.when a load hay which wasitop, heavy, fell over on The arm wao, set' and'ahe returned much. WOOD RIVER.

Extensive Ror Wood FUver The members of the Wood' River Woman's Clnlr are- making extensive preparations, for. the. Bourth, ot July picnic and centennial celebration which Is to be at? toe Fox Oroye- In Wood Btvort The greatest ntferest been manifested In the pvent, and- it'ifrpresumed that'the'pic- will be one of the greatest successes given by a Wood Itlver organi- sation. members of the- oiub mve worked hard; for Vie success of picnic, and committee meetings iave bee nhold almost -(tolly for the past', week making preparations for picnic." Among, the, features will be a parade by tho fire department and a centennial 'celebration- to bo hold on the grounds, by, the children ot Iho Wood Illver school. Wood River Boy Has Been Appointed Lieutenant Friends of ISrncst Alloy of Wood Rlvor have received'word that'he haif boon recently promoted' to the- position of lieutenant; Allen enlisted, in the beginning of the war with the.Ma- rines and has been In France since last He writes homo that he is and is enjoying army life.

He has seen a small amount of fighting, J)ut expects, into the thick it before the war is o.ver. Funeral Services. F.or Gus. Bender Today. The funeral of Qus Bender, who died at.the-horae of.his.mother, Mrs.

Mary Bender, near Wood; River Saturday morning was hold: thia afternoon at at the home. The burial was In, the: Wanda There was a largo attendance, of. friends, and relatives at the funeral; The Bonder family is one of tho best known families in. the ot Wood, iliver. Election For High School Directors Saturday.

An election will.be held'Saturday, in Wood River and East Alton for the selection of five- directors who are to take- charge of-affairs in the newly created' high school district composed of- the school districts. of ISftst Alton and Wood River, There arc so far six candidates who Have circulated petitions for filing. The directors, under "the-new school -law; are-to-meet and 1 select a president among their iiumber a- secretary; tots. STORED' MUCH FROZEN MEAT CMrmfm Authority In Flrrt of War, Mobilized All RwourcM of Refrloeratlnfl Berlin.Ha«<2,20a'tOB*oI frozen meat In Its municipal cold storage 'Tflte-impplr Is replenished from time td time so Urn It? remains attthttt On their present meat, ration, of holf pounff, Uw-VbMUche Zclttins says, tHei Berllncrs- are assured of meat to (tteator Berlin two or tlrtce weeks, even if thene should be a temporary stoppage of replenish- LITTLE LOCALS, Qulncy propasan. da IB.

again running ribt In The soldiers are treated brutally! Ths ood is unfit to eat! Favoritttm is Just now: Quiney Is again saturated with such BtorleB. Wua starts them? What influence Is be- Nail the lies! It's, your patriotic duty to nail the lies and nail them And you can't nail' the lies without natllng.Xhe Ham T.11I1 nl.U merits. cold storage- of- pork helped' Germany to "stick It" Is ex- Iplalncd in an article In the Chemiker IHettunr- Knrly In- the war, realizing the British-block- itide on the'mont supply, government directed the refrigerating Industry to mobilize-Its resources.on the larRcsl, possible It was ordered to make preparations for dealing with Millions Instead'of'thousands of pigs. C61B; storngV were- enlarged, 'newuonea built, nnd the-system so-extended: that today there Is hardly a local; community without its own- refrigerating -f aellltles. Bvery fortress has n- freezing- plnnt In case of siege It will materially In the preservation of fiprtsbnble.

fCKtds, espectnllymeat, flsteond huttWi 'The German authorities, SOVB the "Have taken advantage of cold IBtornge; tot the fullest extent, thereby greatly, easiuif- the economic conduct of, The enemy jf this country still abides among ux, t's your duty as a patriotic citizen to him out. Jacksonville is one Ine thing the Western Union, has done. It has abolished the fearful and wonderful blue unlformn messenger boys w6re for many years and adopted-a really sane costume foil the young swifts. Kock Island man whose home' is at Marcugo, 111., was offered parole from the penitentiary providing lie would live with hiBxWlfe. lie refused to take it.

Tho fellow probably knows what he Is doing. Jacksonville higher rates will no doubt have the effect of Increasing the popularity of Already there are var- OUB local people Incmlring about rates for river and lake vacation trips. It would 1 be- tragedy indeed, but not at all surprising, If passenger and freight rates on the steamboats were increased before the steam or summer The regular July meeting of tlte Wood'Kiver village-council; will' be tonight' in the- village hall. feral'- important Improvement' matters Hvill come- up-. An.important boster meeting.of the Commercial 1 Club will' held" tomor row -night' in the village council' chamfer: Several matters increasing, the industrial activities, at lUverwill be discussed, John Rihgerlng, who conducts, 'farm, near tie, mouth, of: Wood, and; M.

Powell, labor foreman. TB.L OF LONDON'S HISTORY i QDilectlon of Wonderfully Interesting Relics in the Whltechapel Art Galleries. small space Ih the-Whltocliape) 'art galleries there Is a fascinating col- 'lecHOn which the historj from the: days when the 1 Britons iwatched the galleys of the -Bo- up' river i Inhere are- bits of Boman potteryf ound Intthe-Thfimes mud. Photographs and prints How blts.of.the old Roman wall may still be touched by. living hands.

And so throughout the long story of the great oldtclty. tliero areire- inembrauces of Its varying phases, ol ite-ceawlcss change: a beautiful piece of earring by Grlndllng Gibbons, ot of his' school, in St! Paul'f grotesquely, carved brackets- of wood t.hat once supported! beams of Tudor houses; Iron, brackets beautlfullj wrojigjit by -ancient craftsmen-; leather out of- which, some-. Falstofl quaffed his sack; clay aniokoi) la meniwhc at NOTICE All kinds of sewing machines, Needles, Bobbins and Shuttles. M.GOTLER Alton, lib J. McGrath Has.Good Place.

John C. McGfath. one build- eta A. J. and later a state bank examiner during Governor DUnno's of offlcu, was let out when Gov.

Lowden succeeded Dunne. But he fell into a better job soon a.f- lor, tho Job of a federal bank exnmln- en. His heudquwrterfl. Is in Indianapolis, but he gets home to Jersoyvlllo frenuontly. His many friends in Alton will pleased lo hear that he IUIK the good position ho IH filling, and lining wull.

York, of Jonse Mitchell in European Mrn. J. II. Mitchell has received lot tin- from her son, Jesse Franklin Mltrholl, tollliiK of his arrival In European wutorK. Mllcboll U) Great Lakes TrulnliiB Station on April 2nd, and after remaining there for a month watt sent Eust.

Tlio liilter was written on Juno 9th, and tlio writer doscribes his surround- Ings as holng iv beautiful place. He best regards touUl ftlemls In tho duar old U. 3, A. ftp the. porfooloa at drug use.

Siortfof Hair comber of' when KM tt, rcoli lulinmuia ij)d In tha laalu, lUw- iMdi, or ouly ''lie elkullue ibunpooi, dcotioHudt tab) ofno la (uch Jiidiam' ointment naaeukit tlft luir Md (hit growth. KoUlka fenUiii'i icalp ana ftrcMk Ih every- poulble; wan- Alton Water Co. Repairing Plugs, The Alton Wfttor Co. has atarted'ra. puirlng tlte lilt) plugm In the oity.

A tlu.lut.mMUm ofUhe counoll was to the effect that 00. plugs wero out of order. "They will nil bo In good condition noun," said, Chief of the Klrt) Wm. Feldwlach. Mr, uwl Mrs, WlllUm Slalp! have roi turned homo from Itook Inlund waaru ihoy vMtodithp-'r nun wHo IB guarding thu Arsenal tU.

Hook island. Tounu dellfiUted thti- urmy; and all boyB in Into, uniform- the.Standard. pur Qverlani autoraobilfla.frora. Bi. Vanpreter.

at Altom. Mr. and Mrs. G. E.

Mflguiw have, moved into, tlie new hornet which was constructed, for' them on avfinae. Miss Loretta D.wyer haa-returnod'to St. Louis aftersvisiting-at tie-home of Mrs. M. MttnnlDgi J.

B. Vanpreter, G. Cooper- ofr Basti Alton w. are- Wood River today, an, business. A daughter, was- born, to; Mr.

and Lawrence: Noble Riyen a. M. Haw.Wna. waa InOSast. GEM AIRDX)ME.

3 WILL Big Feature. "SERVICE STAR" GIVEN WIDE PUBLIGATION. Poem Written by Member of Staff of Telegraph Is Republlshed "Trench and In The Service Star, a poem written some tlmo ago by T. Callahun of the Dally Telegraph's Btaff; lias boon cninpllmciited by being reprinted in. Trench and the official sol dier paper of tlio cantonments of' the United States.

Trwicli and Camp is a weekly magazine, one part of which Is printed for general distribution In all tho training camps, and nevy yards In the country, and It Is r.oad by the. millions of! soldiers in those camps or who have been trained there and left for auross the waters. Tlie poem wus printed in this do the Thousands ot copies ready print are sent weekly to each training camp, and tnou a camp department is department nilod with local and news of interest in Tlrigland about thirty-six million dol- ara a day, but one heai-s no-beeHqs. about it. England goes at the.

matter iust like it was a business proposition, possibly not to her liking, but one that nust of necessity be given attention. lf We Stop Beer Waste. With, the help-'of American homes, this Government was. enabled; to, ship nore than 700,000 cereal foodstuffs to; the Allies during May, and April more than 800,000 tons. American- kitchens, are- doing their part to win the war.

Now if the Government loose- the American breweries, we can. increase these shipments, to nearly 18 million tons a Weekly. "Orders la Orders." soldier delegated, to guard army motor truck 1 "until further and subsequently forgotten by his 1 was recently Found, on. the spot 30. days later by another officer, who- happened along the same lonely mountain road in Maryland- and ordered 1 his release; tjuckily, the faithful soldier had: been t.he> old fed, in.

tho meantime- by the farmers; 'Whitoohanel ol, If that.private citizensi who; djed of. plague.) bora js evey, out.and;bring in. sailed, the and. marcied In. the.

dayp- before; great. and bells off and many; othec. bring Hack the.spjrit of. olatliuet Laudoa. niflji nntL women who.

gp; to: the quid qud' restful place from the rush ol The gfcat. odds lu: numbers, which army hsd to.faA'e on tlim westeBD-, fronU IB-, no, rwei es once. 111. Us annuls; hoi Home witness (j) that in, his re, marks, that Tolav.era was, the, oiU; tlattle la, wJilca. lie had.

800 Big, War Moge Caught; Notwithstanding-. handicap in havingt. to, worlt with a-, and untrained detective force, more than, 800: penaities foe profiteering Imposed) oa dealers. jn- foodatuffft-. during ths part.

'10; mnnths. These are- fellowsi" About 150- oompanies and- individuals Have been ordered! for- a UmiteA period, and IIIOTQ than; SQO have voluntarily made a. money; pay, usually to tho- Cross, or haver teninoparily-abBtninad' from; doing; buainosa than, risk, more- drasUc penalties. owlngj to the presence ol who, while showing much personal were, badlj Ifedl Af all his other. Battlca he.

had Qaver men than the enemy, "At roaca fhsd 40,000 iuen, and tl.te Frpnch nerhaps. At VJttorla I had.60/ oiWnjen. against At. Waterloo proportion, was still more a gains Napolnon The whole, army In the south of France under my com nanird'was-consldcrably larger than.tlii force of at the battle- of. Tou Ituse? but Ib nuraDers actually em pjoyed In tltaf battle I had less than AH' of' which -goes ta show tlla ivnd not ncces Htkrltyt lie- with mcrs weight of num There are other factors virstly njore Science Persists In Serving Uncle Sam.

Sergeant Billy. Leuok. left yosterdoy for Woahlnston, Ui sifter a ton' 'days' visit with homo'folks. Billy wan 'in tne uavjujor some Umo but was NOtfolk last After being treated in a hospital for several weeks ho was discharged a'iul sent home. As soon as he recovered from thp Injuries sustained 1 In a football Bfino he enlisted In the army and 'aaslgned' to the quartermaster's de- purtment.

Slneo then he has won his way- up- to- sorgonntcy. Ills father is proprietor of tile bakery In Spring street. camp- Information that the poem woa printed in tlio general HOrtlon, of tho Tronch and, Canm comoH from a No' cantonment. Bsblos By Thoumncli. Uefore the war we uaod to ship to liuropu 200 tons of milk a yeur.

Now wo aro' Blilpplng consider- ubly more than 150 day to Suva A Fourth of July, Text. Lot us proudly remember that In our time the greatest, the grandest, tlio nobloBt army ot the world fought, to onslavo, but to. free; not. to destroy, hut to save; not simply for themselves, but for 'othora; not for conquest, but for conscience, not only, fpf us, but for every, land and every Worn an address 1 by Colonel Robert H. Ingersoll on May 30, 1881.

Uuft Agency, Sells Auto. C. 0. Luft yesterday sold 5-pae- Kongcr uutoiaobllo to Harry Rose of Kuinpsvilte. and Mr.

Hose left for KaiupgvJlle later in tho 'day. Mr. Hose will' act an sub-agent for Mr. Luft In the territory, and ball the Harmm otb- er aiitoH for which Lutt Bun are Airplane While Flying. Ai braking for airplanes Imsi recently been Urtroduced, accord to.

the 1 Popular Science Monthly consists of two rectangular plnues af.anmll area, mounted' on a-'shaft 1 thu rnnBi ulung, Uw roar odRc of 'the malt plane, nnd pusses through the fuselage by ineraia of a hund nnd; whluh net: Ih conjunction it When ii nlrpluuo is flying nt rate of a hundred miluH. mi: liinir the: all not IC-HK than pounds to tile foot. It thus bo tllut Uie added rowlbtun.ce of fuw extra, nqtiuro feet of, canvus has a greut urllon, on Iho of tliu plane. Scouts' War Cordons The food protlucilw and campaign of Uto Boy. Scouu of Atncr- ton Is well, under suj's EV'A-Ji Be-out and, litdKt-d, ovary, tfrton, every local uncording, to rtqiortu, Is.dednltcly Interested lu KUIQD TJiiB.ynar every scoot la UKkutl to.

lio for. scouring one utlult to to work with IlUn on the scout's Individual garden or on the troop gar- dqn- or on tho local counetl Ion adult nilght be a scout's father, lilt). bipthor or hlH slstor'd bent Ms or Indeed any man who wll stick to tho job until tho orpiwaro Imrvostodi I Everybody Wooing Them, VTho poultion of'women IB not what ng. wooed by every Hood, a delo factory workers are women. Has word the new tax law vet reached tile profit-cars? Did yott-aVef- hear the Pablo Rfttsr Welt; the tsuants iabor ront travel begins.

Jacksonville Is costing 10 that the landlord might nttsa Did he do it? Not That's tnis a-tablet KC8 Ytou notice thwe's back ward about the boys at tho front Watch them retreat toward Berlin! When; Ottola Sara "puts sometliinir, it's usually pretty good. Tako a squint at the khaki clad lads for ex. ample. Italy is getting on the map of the world again In large, boM-facod lot. tars, while Austria Is.

Backing Into tho shadows. Such is tho Inevitable rosuit in all questions of right and wrong The American navy ta growing ttB fast as a weed in a lazy man's gnrdcn There arc now 450,093 men In the oer- Ttce and enlistments are booming This id a cpntlngont of scrappers that is not hard to woke up in an emergcn. oy. As It Is In Hunland. Iri tlio Reichstag a Socialist mem- Braun, has the courage to tell part of- the truth-.

"We are fact to face with a terrible condition of public morality. "Everybody cheats, steals, grabs, from jailbird to court, chamberlain. exceeds all bounds; usury is' rampant- among all classes. "Even official bodies attempt to extort illegal profits; Poov people can only buy by bribing salesmen." War Poetry. We're- becoming reconciled to the war poetry.

In fact, some of it borders on the classic. We submit the following from the Sheridan (Mo.) Reveille: I tossed a bomb into the air; It came to earth right over there, And when that little boniblet fell' A dozen FNtzies went to (censored) looks like Congress might take the joy out of life for the motorists. The Warrensburg Star-Journal sayn: 'Among the proposed super-war taxes are 25 cents on'gasoline that goes into a pleasure car and to RBOO annual license on motor cars. The term 'pleasure cars' would become a misnomer, as there would be no joy left in them." Wilhehu: will have to hunt cover. The Perversity of Woman! "A neighbor lady- of mine," writes N.

"has some little ohlcks. and; she Bita.ouUmthe yard by baby- talk-, and calls 'em 'mamma's lit- tie habiesl and yet she would ga-wlJd ifi anybody else intimated that she.wr.s an, old hen." Northern, bpy.s who. go, southern training camps beat 'their home folks tlme.WjQ hear ot fortune.tell« fits, preying. mothers, and wivea of soldiers, "ovar there," we yeara. for tlie whipping, post ana.

the ducking To pork up his shipbuilders, Chair- Hurley gets off this: Noah was 800 years old before ho knew- how build- an ark. Don't Jose your grip!" Hanged If we can see how Hurley's builders are to got much Inspiration from his holding that ancient mariner up- as a- shining example. Noah warning In advance and plans and ma- terlan at hand. He didn't have to jUiink of U-boats. All' he had to do wus to build' something- that would Afloat while It rained.

He did' a splen did job, for his times, but 1 what he put 'together was a mere piano box cpm- pared to the modern nig- freighter. Hromi one; ton of 'old shoes can be extracted grease of value- of nmtnlB, animal black, sulphate- of ammonia, a total of A ijifflo message has been heard OflO' miles, halfway round' the earth, Taxicabs in Stockholm, Sweden, are burning wood' alcohol owing to the 'scarcity of' gasoline. Tho department of "agriculture says bugs in the United. States dstroy crops worth $1, 000,000 every 12 montha. Practically no laundry soap can he purchaned li) Denmark.

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